>willingly gets impregnated multiple times by a morbidly obese neet Was Nicole just extremely down bad? Why did she sleep in the same room as Richard?
>>151936579He's the only one who accepts her cunty behavior.
>>151936579She has tremendously low self esteem and was desperate
>>151936680No she wasn't. She had the option of picking literally any other guy her age in The Choices yet stuck with Richard.
>>151936828Because he was the only guy that looked timid and inoffensive so she settled downAlso only canonically still with him for the kids
>>151936975
Eternal Asspain - “The Choices” Edition: Volume 25617
>>151936579>Why did she sleep in the same room as Richard?About that...
>>151936579She likes FUBs
>>151936828Anon, the "choices" of that episodes didn't happen. The episode was nothing but Nicole coping with her terrible choice. Even the show itself ignores the episode. I mean, in the new season Nicole told gumball he is the only reason she is with Richard. In the origins Nicole said their marriage only needs to last until gumball is 18 or something. In the disaster Nicole and Richard are together because of the parental control. Also, after The Choices, other episodes said Nicole dated other guys in high school even when, according to The Choices, Richard was her boyfriend since they were kids. So, the episode isn't 100% canon or Richard was a cuck. Seriously, why are people so obsessed with The Choices?
>>151937142It's cause they really want to say "I deserve Nicole more than that pink rabbit fuck" but are too chickenshit to admit they're jealous of a fat mentally impaired cartoon character getting more pussy than they ever will
>>151936579He has a huge cock.
>>151937142Pathetic useless and ugly people like to self-insert as pathetic useless and ugly characters who get pussy. That's the only explanation.
>>151936579>willingly gets impregnated multiple times by a morbidly obese neetGumball was an accident, Darwin is adopted, not sure about Anais
>>151937320Anais is a rape child of Satan
>>151937333Nicole did the deed>>151937142>see pfpTypical
>>151937142Because all the evidence, no matter how contradictory it is, still boils down to Nicole willingly being insane and shallow and not because "she's unconfident and like didn't know!"
>>151937142>Nicole is a bitch-ass loser who couldn't get a real job if God Himself ordered her toFTFY
can’t the choices be seen in the perspective that it’s Nicole realizing she’s a fucking awful person and Richard is the only one who could accept that
>>151938117Nicole is not an awful person in The Choices
>>151938183Sticking with Richard is her admitting she’s awful.
>>151938265No it means she's broken, that's different
>>151938341A broken tool would be awful in its job.Ergo: she’s an awful mom because Richard broke her mentally, physically, and financially.
>>151936828The point of the Choices is that Richard is the only person that treated her like a person and also wasn't incurably retarded (and, to be clear, Richard is absolutely one of the smarter characters on the show). Not that she was too much of an asshole, or that she settled.
>>151938447>(and, to be clear, Richard is absolutely one of the smarter characters on the show).Only because of the cartoon bullshit he does as one of the main characters, if that's what you mean.
>>151938474He's kind of on Homer Simpson logic where he has selective knowledge to optimize and maintain his lifestyle of debauchery
>>151938447Holy delusions Patrick
>>151936579cats often behave like that, yes
>>151938447Pretty much this. It's a self-reflection on how her life could genuinely be worse than a working mother of three with a lazy husband that nevertheless has a family that loves her as she is, warts and all, over all the possible futures shaped by others' expectations. Like her life isn't great, but it could be worse, and it's most importantly a choice she made of her own accord, which is why it ends on "and I wouldn't change a thing".
>>151938447Richard is literally incurably retarded though. Bro can't even tie his own shoes he's so retarded.
>>151939186He fits in right with the town then
>>151939354Every character is retarded but where is he placed on the scale
>>151938793The problem is that imagining a future doesn't make it real. I chose to work overtime yesterday. If I imagine a future were I didn't and in such future I won the lottery, is that future a real possibility? This is why The Choices is such a shitty episode. Why didn't they make Nicole travel back in time or something? Even The Simpsons did it. Imagine having a cartoony cartoon and make episodes where the characters imagine shit instead of doing it. They did it several times.
>>151939364bottom level of retardation
>>151940302...Anon...are you legitimately stupid? Do you not know what a flashback OR what an imagination are? Holy fuck, I thought I'd seen some autism before, but this is advanced autism.
>>151939364Depends on a given episode. But I'd be willing to say near the bottom, but two or three steps above the other townies at their worst
>>151940332>says the life of a character could be GENUINELY worse>I point out that imagining a future doesn't make it real (genuine) >"you are stupid and autistic">One piece reaction picThe absolute state of the fans of Richard
>>151940410Anon, before we take this further, have you never legitimately sat down in your life and went "Man, I wonder what things would have been like if [x] did/didn't happen to me"? How would you feel if you did not have breakfast this morning?
This thread is funny
>>151936579He's hung like a horse, fucks like a jack hammer, and has a foot long tongue that can tie knots in chains and never tires.He fucks her so hard they have to send the kids out so they don't hear the 9.0 magnitude earth quake and screams that come from the bedroom.Like it or not. Being a great fuck will keep a woman around.
>>151940474Read my post again
>>151940876Answer my questions
>>151937320>Gumball was an accident So she was fucking Richard because she literally just wanted to fuck Richard then and it had nothing to do with starting a family.
>>151937320Man, wish i could meet a woman who willingly has unprotected sex with me by accident
>>151936579Good genes.
>>151937142I don't care what anyone says, that montage of Dick & Nicole growing older together is still one of the show's biggest highlights. Didn't know the Gumball writers had it in them to deliver such moving pathos
>>151936579richard's unemployed?Anyways, fat men arent fat. only fat women are fat.
>>151941074Shut up, Peter
>>151941000Richard while die of complications stemming from a congenital heart defect. The trips command it.
women just really like overall big guys. As long as your fat doesnt give you a baby face, if you're super huge women like it.
>>151936579She scared away all the attractive men with her bitchy domineering attitude
>>151936579>Willing gets impregnated multiple times by a morbidly obese neetIt's because his name quite literally translates to Dick Water
>>151942520He raised Gumball and loves the ladies
>Richardkek cope
>>151940608There's truth to that
