Pitch a reboot for Fritz the cat
>>151946479do a (((CalArts))) beanmouth style but keep the racism and rape exactly the way it is. Make nobody happy.
>>151946479I don't want to.
>>151946479Fritz is zealous zoomer with a smart phone and constantly spouts shit he read on BluSky at ICE while they round up Iguanas at a Home Depot.
>>151946479Fritz get iPad
>>151946479Frtiz now is interested in getting fucked by cute furry men
>>151946479Basically just Conker's Bad Fur Day, but with Fritz.He runs around being a complete narcissist, fucking people over, and/or getting them killed whilst not really giving a shit about them and somehow either getting away with no consequences or even benefitting from casually screwing over everyone in Fritz 's life. Kinda like that fairy tale of The Magic Trunk...Actually, a very faithful adaptation of The Magic Trunk with Fritz could work nicely.
Bertha's a fucking hottie
>>151946732Bertha will be a strong black feminist icon, who in secret likes being racially degraded and ducked down by Fritz
>>151946479>Fitz is a college student in present day>He is a male feminist/lgbt ally/BLM supporter>He won't admit it but he is doing it all so he can get laid>Pro-Palestine anger becomes the hot new thing in the campus>Fritz is jewish but not a lot of people know>Fritz starts fearing for his life and he becomes a fervent supporter of Palestine so people around him won't realize he is actually jewish>But jew recognizes jew>His enthusiastic efforts make Fritz a high ranking member among the activists in his campus>The leaders of the jewish community of New York approach Fritz in secret>Through promised threats and rewards, they gain Fritz's cooperation>The influential jews then use their connections to market Fritz in the leftist circles so that he rises to become the leading figure in the pro-Palestine movement across all of New York>The local jewish leaders direct him and in turn he directs the leftist masses>As people's anger towards Israel builds up, the local jewish leaders secretly organize an event that will act as a pressure valve and also make them look sympathetic to the public eye>Fritz is instrumental in the execution of the plan but he somehow screws up>The situation gets out of hand
>>151946979>Fritz smells the trouble and he tries to escape but he is unable to, so instead he lies down and pretends to have fallen unconscious>A friend approaches him>"Fritz! Come on Fritz, get up! Fritz! They killed Fritz! Those yellow stinking pigs killed Fritz!">This is the real flame that lights the powder keg>Thanks to smartphones and the internet the news of Fritz's political assassination by the establishment travel across all the campuses and leftist squats in the city in minutes>A city-wide race riot erupts and New York burns>Fritz escapes through the sewers and there is a TMNT easter egg in the background>Epilogue>Fritz is studying in Europe where his parents sent him in order to escape from his mess>He swears to himself that he is done with all the political nonsense. He is going to focus on just getting his degree so he can get a job and make a living>Some cute european college girls pass by him, discussing about how worried they are about the environment>Fritz fixes his tie, licks his hand, flattens the fur on his head, and he goes after them with his usual charming smile
>>151946979>>151946997No bad black bitches?
>>151946479Full frontal nudity
>>151946997>They killed Fritz!I got that reference.
>>151947704why does that look like the Frederator logo robot?
>>151947941He's red and has an antenna. That's about it.
>>151946979>>151946997Fund it!
>>151947461I mean there is plenty of room for black bitches and cow bitches.
