Predict what South Parks 2026 season will look like in July. >World Cup episode, it's happening in America and I am betting annoying soccer Europe culture will clash with countries where soccer isn't popular like the US and Canada.>Mr. Beast parody. He's an enormous celebrity, surprised he hasn't been mocked before. He isn't that far removed from a South Park character already.>Trump will have at least one appearance this season, guesstimating it will be about America's 250th anniversary. >Kenny episode, they acknowledged how much fans want him back last season. >Kendrick Lamar will have some kind of cameo he is working with Matt and Trey on a film for 2026.They will double down on the nostalgia pandering that happened last season.>Season begins with a bus stop scene, the season will have a focus on the main four again.>Cartman will preform some evil scheme like he used to do in the golden age.>They'll give Mr. Garrison an episode again.>Classic era characters will return in a prominent role, I'm guessing Dr. Mephisto, Timmy or Big Gay Al.>Mr. Hankey will be brought back>Smaller cameos for characters like Mr. Slave, The Goth Kids, Mr. Kitty
Something involving Colorado and clean water at least a small mentionMatt and Trey takes jabs and acts against the people of Colorado VERY personallyIt's literally the big reason why they hate Barbara Streisand so much
>>151950570>Evil Scheme>Golden AgeWhen Cartman became evil the show became stagnant.
>>151950570>Trump episode>Trump episode>Trump episode>Episode not *about* Trump but he's still in it>Trump episode>Randy episode>Randy episode featuring Trump>Trump episode featuring Randy
>>151950806>When Cartman became evil the show became stagnant.All the best episode came after Cartman became evil
>>151950570Trump will have another season-long arc just to spite people. They did it with Tegridy and they'll do it againThey always make meta commentary on Kenny's lack of relevance but do fuck all to change it.Season finale could glaze KendrickThe bus stop returning, Cartman actually being evil and Garrison doing things could be peak.Timmy and the Goth Kids are still around and Hankey returned in Snow Day
>>151950949Not sure about Randy. He only had 1 episode
>>151950989The best episodes are about the kids doing completely apolitical stuff where cartman isn't just randomly doing evil shit.>Make Love not Warcraft>Good Times with Weapons>The New Terrance and Phillip Movie TrailerSouth Park is undoubtedly at its peak when it's not just trying to make commentary on this week's news cycle or whatever politician is currently in office.
>>151950570Drumpf passes a law making every day at school Penis Inspection Day. The boys protest by using a bizarre superscience device ordered off Ebay to get rid of their penises so they don't have to participate. The experiment backfires horribly when they see they all have vaginas now. Then a group of horny, ugly bastards storm the bathroom and violently rape, sodomize and impregnate all four of them.
>>151951029Cartman being an evil prick definitely contributed to some often best episodes in the series like "Tsst"
>>151950969Randy sold Tegridy and Stan got his OG house back. Tegridy is done>>151951085It did and I want Cartman to do actually bad things
>>151951071I can actually see this happening
Trey remembers Red exists and Butters and Red have a resolution
>>151951363
South Park? You mean the Randy Marsh and Donald Trump Show, right?
>>151951574I already said this, but >>151951026
Who cares? The show is dead
bump
>>151951414Hot
>>151951814This guy gets it, look at these fucking necrobumps. No one gives a shit, they are dated clownery from a bygone era. They got old, and so did their material.
>>151952480Yeah, I've been trying for so long, but none of the threads I've made go past 200
>>151951101A lot of what went wrong with Cartman is the point is he was an evil kid. Emphasis on kid.Whether he was hatching an evil scheme or getting up to random antics, a lot of his best episodes always hinged on childish motivations and he always maintained a childish worldview.He still does this from time to time. Like in season 18, he didn't give a shit about Columbus Day, he only cared about a day off school which is objectively, what a child sees Columbus Day as.That goes in varying degrees for all the boys.
>>151952652The Columbus Day ep was Season 21, but your point still stands. Plus, the kids still act immature and childish, like the Labubus or 67
Can't believe no one cares about the fart porn
>>151950570Stan and Wendy will finally have sex
Remember the threads when the season was airing?
I miss the North Park spam. Unironically got me into it
Anyone like Jonesy (North Park)
