heres to another lousy quarter of a century
>>151954337Meanwhile I'm still waiting on my pizza to be delivered.
>>151954337Advertising in people's dreams is going to be a real thing btwhttps://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=4361477(As seen on futurama)
>>151954379It's okay, I'm gonna be dead before that becomes the standard.
>>151954337Everything's gonna get worse, worse and even somehow worse.The worst part, though, is knowing this site will probably be gone by the end of the decade due to internet laws. I won't even have a place to complain about how everything is trash anymore.
Nothing ever changes.
at least we have this moment.
>>151954480I'm streaming right now so technically this moment belong to my chinese sponsors and their new mahjong game
>>151954379two more weeks
>>151954379They can't force me to get a brain chip
>>151954337Back when I was a kid I didn't realize I'd be celebrating new years just like Fry did.
>>151954368You're I.C. Wiener?
>>151954561>They can't force me to get a brain chip>They can't force me to get the shot>They can't force me to get drafted>They can't force me to pay taxes>They can't force me to worship the king
>>151954426It will probably still be around but as a redditfied version you're forced to have a username and can't post cartoon porn anymore
>>151954584I knew by the time I was in my teenage years
i cant believe how i wasted this year more than the last. i achieved and did absolutely fucking nothing.
Call me Samurai Jack because I gotta get back to the past.
>>151954592Is it supposed to be Icy Weiner or I See Wiener?
>>151954690Maybe Disney will kill it off once they fully merge Hulu into Disney+
>>1519546834chan is the only place on the internet that makes me feel comfortable being an insecure helpless looser. Anywhere else is overly centralized to the point of being inhumane.
>>151954683plus 4chan was pretty fun when 4chan was shut down, especially with the communist background plus the music. I hope all my /co/mrades have a happy new year
>>151954690>Futurama NEEDS to die already. Enough.and they said that about yellow family
>>151954703You can always achieve even less this time around.
>>151954625Nah...I'll just get taken down once every country demands ID laws so even if you had VPN, it wouldn't matter.
>>151954337We've been in this century for 26 years
>>151954745literally my new year resolution.
>>151954718I only go to twitter/pixiv if I want to see some cool art, but in terms of discussing shit with anyone? 4chan is really the only place I can go, despite how shit it can be. Everywhere else has to much activity going on to build a real community (twitter/insta) while reddit and discord have awful moderation and "culture"
>>151954426There's always the option of making the site Tor only (inb4 someone says it's a honeypot)
>>151954790>Implying they're not gonna get replacement actors, or even AI at this point
>>151954782no, because honeypots have quality content
>>151954790Marge sounds like a fucking heavy smoker nowadays but unfortunately I have a feeling if something actually happens to one of the VAs for the main characters they'll just replace them with AI.
>>151954777Even for art, I've found the drawfags on the chins to be a lot more interesting than Twitter these days.
>>151954790Why do you have to make it sound threatening? The VA's did nothing wrong. on a related note, fry literally sounds like he's dying in the hulu revival. I hope Billy West is okay though.
>>151954868>73 years oldHe's an old man now, of course he can't do the voice like he used to.
>>151954890they should've hired a newer team of staff who are much more passionate and optimistic for futurama than keeping the same team getting more bent out of shape.
>>151954801James Earl Jones sold the rights to his voice to Disney so they can have AI keep voicing Darth Vader until the end of time.I won't be surprised for the Simpsons VAs to do the same.
>>151954938Doing voices isnt that hardBeing a voice actor is plenty times harder
>>151954337Im gonna be 30 this years bros, god I want to fucking die
>>151954970
>>151955039I'll be turning 29 in several months
lol someone got banned. cartoons are cool
>>151955056i just entered my 20's and to put it optimistically, i don't want to kill myself.
>>151955073I just turned 40, and every year is a painful reminder that it's all going to end miserably someday.
>>151954337I actually didn’t mind this year, it was ok
>>151955069happy new year jannies!
>>15195505626 for me.
Hopefully this will be the year I kill myself.
>>151955056I'll be 22 by February, really don't wanna imagine what I'm gonna be like once I'm 30
so whose gonna wait for some stupid ball drop?
>>151955135
>>151955180Not a fan of jumping, need something more instant.
>>151955211canada
>>151954561It works by using metadata to predict when you're about to go to sleep and then strategically showing you an ad right before then with imagery designed to show up in your dream.
I truly needed a laugh before entering another year knowing that the overall thrill is going to continue dwindling exponentially...
>>151954561famous last words
>>151955211just walk up to a cop and point a fake gun and they'll dome you instantly.
>>151955135I pray every day that I’m robbed at gun point or killed in a mass shooting. Let my burden fall on another.
>>151954426The powers that be need this shithole aroundWhen 4chan went down /pol/ started redpilling too many people via X
>>151954680Up until a couple years ago I thought I C, but I think it was specifically intended to be a cryogenics joke. At some point I must've realized they meant Icy.
>>151954814>AI is trained mainly before her voice got this bad>inherent bullshit discourse about how the AI is objectively better so you shouldn't be upset about them doing it to begin with because facts r factsthis will happen
>>151956359*I thought I C meant I see for the longest time
C. U. Necsyeir
>>151954592That's "Weine" actually, Ian Conner Weine, people tend to get my last name wrong a lot. I want my pizza so bad.
>>151954337heres to another no one ever replying to my dumb memeI don't remember why I made it.. I remember thinking it was really clever at the time, I think the blade runner ending speech was getting spammed on /tv/ a lot at the time
>>151954718You aren't "helpless", you're just a coward. And normally I wouldn't say anything but you need to know that this disqualifies every single other opinion you ever have so loser cowards who don't live need to stop acting like they're social/political/economic genuises.
>>151955135Don't do it, you don't know what's next for you.
>>151956500N. I. Gger
>>151954765Yeah, that's why OP said 'another QUARTER of a century'
>>151956856I like it
>>151954379wow I am so glad I have not seen or heard an advertisement in a decade kek normalfags are cooked
subs
>>151954426
so what will life be like in 'another quarter of a century' from now?
>>151961884I mean we're essentially already living in a cyberpunk dystopia but without any of the degenerate fun that came with those settings in fiction. If things continue the way they have, I expect the future to be some Outer Worlds bullshit where the average person is priced out of owning anything and born into indentured servitude to a corporation to pay off their parents' debts, a cycle that continues forever.
