Hollywood gave the green light to Ryan Reynolds to make an animated R rated animal buddy trip comedy about a horse and a bear on the run across America from federal agents. (Allegedly?)
>>151966857You would think he'd try to get the deadpool animated show green lit again
>>151966857Is this the next Sausage Party/Fixed?
>>151966857Shouldn't it be park rangers or animal wranglers or zookeepers?
Which company?
>>151966857>animated R rated animal This is boring, what the hell is the point?
>>151966857>Normal words but
>>151967026There's 70 minute unbroken sequence of live-action Ryan Reynolds fucking both the cartoon bear and the horse.
I hope there are human males sticking their cocks in animals in this.
>>151966857Cool
I saw a test screening of this movie, it's actually a live-action movie with realistic (but non uncanny valley, like a better version of Lion King) talking animals. My memory isn't great so I couldn't run down the entire plot, but the conceit of it is that a pet bear and a miniature pony (who insists he's a horse) grow up in some idyllic animal sanctuary best friends with a little girl - the sanctuary is ran by her grandpa - and get torn apart by animal control when a cougar/tiger (something like that) mauls the grandpa and he dies (this interrupts some happy growing up montage for shock value).Years later by circumstance they re-unite and learn the value of friendship or something like this and track down the little girl again and get into all kinds of wacky hijinks because they're running from the law because the bear was being kept as a pet by a cartel guy and they think the bear has drugs in his stomach so the DEA and a wildlife ranger are tracking him down (the DEA and wildlife ranger is a subplot where they, the human characters, fall in love despite initially hating each other).>>151967072There's animal penis in the movie.
>>151966857huh?
>>151966857I guess sometimes we CAN have nice things. That sounds amazing>>151967026anon. why are bears cool? because they fucking tear shit apart. The bear is gonna get hungry, run down a small goat, and devour it. And it's going to be amazing, not just because your mom didn't want you to see that for some reason, but because the lord above obviously did, since he put that in nature.>>151968362ahh okay see, those are also good. like they should get to mate. That is a thing horses and bears both enjoy doing, and it's beautiful
