TIME FOR THE HIGHLIGHT
A KEK THAT CANT CONTROL ITS WIENEEEEEER
>>151966942Nah it only seems that way because anime fights are inherently more epic in proportion to a tab target MMO. Stat-wise and lore-wise the WoL can beat him, although it'd be a close fight.
my hero can control his wiener
1-SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
God, he's so fucking cool
This was apparently one of Ben and Liam's favorite pitched matchups. Thoughts on the match and who wins?
>>151967019I CAN'T TREE
FEATkugan
>>151967032It's pretty thematic but Timmy should just absolutely stomp here
>>151967021Okay, this is legitimately cool
CHAD Rider
>>151967032What about the genie vs the djinn from wishmaster
>>151967087who?
This is unironically the best Death Battle of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVIgwyMlHSw
>>151967115An evil genie from a horror movie called Wishmaster
>>151967058Fuck Timmy gon do
>>151967116Shame they got the result wrong though
>>151967032Didn't the Genie get a ton of limitations to his powers during the show? I dunno if they'd ignore that and just use his movie version, though.
>>151966843VSBW is shit at documenting feats and calcs in general. A lot of the time you'll have to go dumpster diving to find the actual source of a character's stats and in some cases powers.
>solos all of MHA, JJK, CSM, and Bleach
>>151967139Bow to the KING, Shartnic
I like Neon personally.
I don't give a shit about Death Battle!! I'm only here to let you know that I, Charizard, is the king of Pokémon. You will never get rid of me. I am the Alpha, the Omega, the King of Kings!!! I hope you're ready for me to get a new form again, next game. See you all in my game where I am the only Pokémon that is available to use.
>>151967214Charizard wait you forgot your bride
Can your favorite hero do THIS?
>>151967222Only winners gets brides
OH SUREHE'S GOING FORTHE 0-4
The age old question The one we never got
>>151967252>posting a jobberBegone weakling.
>>151967266It's still funny to me how Ultron vs Sigma is probably the singularly most lopsided DB ever made other than maybe Saitama vs Popeye
>>151967276He didn't post Charizard tho?
>>151967252Goku needs a new opponent
>>151967284post Ratholos actually being a threat
>>151967288Why do that when he can just fight Superman again?
>>151967291true
>>151967266>>151967279Alternatively, Metal Cooler vs Ultron
Please get your COCK out of my ASS! IM SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A WEAK BITCH!
>character is universal because his fight with another character caused shockwaves throughout the universeName a worse wank excuse
>>151967167
>>151967288He has three episodes, he doesn't need any others.
>>151967290Go fight Dreadking EX in Generations Ultimate and then fight Leon and his Charizard in Pokemon Sword and Shield and tell me which one seems more threatening to you
>>151967355Not to mention he's gotten stronger, yet nothing like that ever happened again. It was an outlier, if anything.
>>151967362KAMEN RAIDAAAAAHGEEEEATSUUhttps://youtu.be/SEjYOFTCNE4?si=bSrG8R8oAVuwXU2g
>>151967382
statementschads...I need statements...GIVE ME STATEMENTSSSSSSSS
>>151967392Uh...two shockwaves were totally gonna destroy the world. Just ignore that Earth was fine and shockwaves getting stronger as they go outward isn't how physics works and the universe was ultimately fine aside from a few planets.
>>151967334Vegito...
>>151967392I am the strongest
>universe is mostly empty space and dark matter where we don't understand what it even is>erm....my character is totally strong for being able to destroy a universe...I swear...Why are powerscalertroons like this?
>>151967428Because the distinction is if you destroy a universe you're still destroying trillions of planets at once. Planetary implies you can destroy planets but not all at the same time.
>>151967428because its like super big and stuff!
>>151967459>Because the distinction is if you destroy a universe you're still destroying trillions of planets at onceDon’t forget stars too.
>>151967428>>151967472>being retarded on purpose
>destroying a universe is basically at best just star or planet level>destroying a planet is basically at best just mountain levelIt all comes down to one thing
>>151967494>>destroying a planet is basically at best just mountain levelWhat?
>>151967428Okay, but that's still like...quadrillions of stars and planets.
>>151967506Planets are basically just collections of mountains
>>151967494How does this make any sense? A universe consists of galaxies, which consists of billions of stars and planets. Destroying a universe means you're destroying all those instantly. Someone who's planetary doesn't destroy every planet at once, they go from planet to planet. >destroying a planet is basically at best just mountain levelRETARD ALERT
>>151967516>n-no...s-see...I can bust multiple buildings at once that means I'm really strongLMAO. Powerscalertrannies are delusional
Destorying a man's cock is the same as beating him in a fight
>>151967518and aren't mountains just a collection of rocks?
>>151967540Yep. I would know.
>>151967162Even if they do, Cosmo and Wanda don't technically need to obey their limitations, and this includes their 'no harming or killing rule.' Da Rules are bureaucratic, not magical. You can just ignore them in an emergency and the only downside is the fairy police showing up.And, feats wise, I think Cosmo and Wanda have done far more impressive things than Genie.Plus, there's two of them. One of them can just play defensive to protect Timmy while the other goes on the offensive and targets Aladdin. It's an easy stomp for the Fairy Godparents.
>>151967525Just because you're doing multiple things at the same time doesn't mean you're more than that one thing. If I place multiple toppings on a burger and eat it I'm still eating one burger
>>151967537Most retarded post in this thread award
>>151967518Jupiterbros…
>>151967478Amazing how they managed to create a wall-level star just for Asura...
>>151967574…‘s vassal Kratos, who took down Helios’s chariot with a ballista.
>>151967494no it's large island level since islands are bigger then mountains and continents are just large islands
What will she do for SE's winning record on the show
>>151967564>Universal and planetary are the same thing>A burger with multiple meat, condiments and toppings is the same as a plain burger because...they're both a burgerlol
>151967574>Amazing how they managed to create a wall-level star just for Asura
It's always funny when creators happily feed powerscalers the nonsense they want to hear compared to when GOW faggots try it
>>151967564this is a dump analogy because a burger is a burger, but a planet isn't a universe
>>151967478>>151967559>>151967574>>151967590>>151967610were you not here last thread? we've officially retired the bit, get a new folder ready
Pity wins and Robberies that's how my hero wins in death battle
>>151967600Edward Elric is already a blemish on the record. Fullmetal Alchemist was published by Square Enix.
>>151967633Oh, sorry, I was out at a new years party.What's the new joke for this year?
>>151967647Omni-Man…
>>151967647PokeCHAD...
>>1519676521-S
>>151967654Goro vs Machamp
>>151967678shit and wrong matchup
KINGtos forever.
Street-level, mountain-level, city-level, country-level, continent-level, planetary-level, universe-level and multiverse-level distinctions are necessary but the real pointless one is when two characters are FTL but DB and powerscalers still try to scale them against each other. Like what's the point if? If they're both fucking FTL then they're both going to hit each other no matter what.
>>151967600BVILT FOR BEC
>>151967600Raiden gets to fuck this?
>>151967694It's especially worthless because for Death Battles because a character can be trillions of times faster than his opponent, but somehow will take hits and not just be invisible because he's so grossly fast.
>>151967694It's retarded when some street level character dodges a laser and because of that he's FTL. I don't know how badly DB does this but there are a lot of retarded powerscalers who do.
>>151967714The animation doesn't reflect the actual result though. Like yeah they might think Bardock would just see Omni Man as a statue and would just keep punching him uselessly for hours until he ran out of stamina but that would make for a shit fight.
You can measure how fast light travels so there are distinctions in speed between two characters who are FTL
>>151967600Square Enix will have a second legitimate loss since the other ones were negged except Edward who lost to Aang
>>151967735G1 and DB seem to place most comic street tiers and characters like Buffy at relativistic or slightly FTL, yesIf it's any consolation they probably got a lot of shit for how they handled Bardock and Kratos's speed and you can tell they toned down numbers quite a bit for the rest of the season (Dante vs Clive being the big one)
>>151967736Then might as well not bother to include it. Especially if they're gonna use the shit scaling methods they always use for Dragon Ball.
>watch the CSM Reze movie >The shark guy has Tanjiro's Seiyuu Kek, I couldn't stop laughing at the idea of Tanjiro screaming "CHENSO- SAMAAAA"
What matchup you think will start the season?
Who is G1 that everyone keeps mentioning
>>151967770>I couldn't stop laughing at the idea of Tanjiro screaming "CHENSO- SAMAAAA"That's simply canon. Tanjiro would worship DenCHAD after he solos Muzan and Tanjiro's entire verse.
>>151967778Probably Aang vs Traveler so it's done and we get it over with
>>151967779G1 Transformers
>>151967778Gru vs Megamind.
People who cry about FTL scaling often hide the fact that the only reason they hate it is because their favs don't have anything similar.
>>151967779Its a blog that predicts the results of battles most of the time they get it right but other times you have Bardock vs omniman
>>151967779Fools who didn't declare Krasura a stomp
KINGtrapThat's it. That's the post.
>>151967790I don't think they want to start with a flop
>>151967798The standards for FTL are so fucking bad nowadays that literally everyone gets itIf James fucking Bond is FTL your favorite character probably is
Why they havent done freddy vs pennywise yet?
>>151967790Can't wait for the seethe when Aang wins. If people think Dragon Ball fans are rabid wait till you see Genshit crashouts.
>>151967818It's not Halloween
>>151967818Too much of a stomp for Pennywise
>>151967820They had several chances before
SHARTgon SHART will never win an episode btw.
>>151967812But they did last year.
Ok but what's the WORST scaling you have EVER seen?For me, it'shttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Princess_Bubblegum#:~:text=Large%20Mountain%20level%20(Towards%20the%20end%20of%20Season%205%2C%20she%20slashed%20Finn%20across%20his%20face%20with%20a%20pair%20of%20scissors%20by%20accident)Vsbattle saying Princess Bubblegum is Mountain Level because she accidentally papercut Finn on his cheek from a pair of scissorshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ouAXvIAVKY&t=100s
Bros...does dodging lasers make you FTL...
>>151967540GODruto
Can you stop posting George Floyd edits? I'm fucking OFFENDED
>>151967839Did you dodge before it was fired or after? If it was before then no because you're aim dodging
>>151967838>Vsbattle saying Princess Bubblegum is Mountain Level because she accidentally papercut Finn on his cheek from a pair of scissorskek what the fuck
>>151967839Yes that's how it works
I cant wait for the scp episode that surely Will come out this year
>>151967857they were a mountain level pair of scissors she accidentally touched on his face
>>151967838Asura being 90,000 universes even though Chakravartian only made 1 universe (allegedly, probably bull)
>>151967838Sonic the Hedgehog is complex multiversal because Silver threw a rock at Solaris
>>151967838I wonder if there's one for Krillin throwing a rock at Goku
>>151967849
>>151967916Canonderek chauvin taught him to be a Better Man
>>151967916Fun Fact: If you turn on subtitles Baldr actually says "I can't Breathe"
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>151967916you can't do that
>>151967881They even wanked asura isnt he like multi-galaxy? Where the universe tier comes from?
>>151967916kek
>>151967760>If it's any consolation they probably got a lot of shit for how they handled Bardock and Kratos's speed and you can tell they toned down numbers quite a bit for the rest of the season (Dante vs Clive being the big one)Kratos scaling to picrel despite not running faster than your average chihuahua is pretty funny desu.
>>151967934>SHARTnic
>>151967934Gayron
>>151967952don't forget they said Asura was 68 QUADRILLION times the speed of lightand then they said 'uhhhh ehhh speed is equal' and for showing how 'equal' the speed was, they used Kratos putting up his hand after Helios's light had already hit him lol
>>151967952I really hate this new system of scaling things like shockwaves or things that are blatantly not attacks like characters creating universes to be equivalent to their actual speed. Just such an obvious and annoying copout
Okay but shouldn't Asura have just jumped out of hell if he's that fast
>>151967916How are you making these???
I've no interest in fate nor kamen rider. I only like dbz, bleach, and one piece
>>151967944they assumed the big golden buddha sits on top of a Galaxy and is way bigger than it (he doesn't, the art guide says outright he is inside the Milky Way sitting on stars https://imgur.com/iaJuksf) then calced that if a solid gold statue (nothing implies Chakravartin is solid throughout or literally made of the dense element gold and not just colored that way) were massively bigger than galaxies it would have mass thousands of times greater than the whole universeSo overall yeah Asura is a featless fraud projecting onto KINGtos the featsman
>>151968021FUARK not only was Kratos lowballed but they highballed and wanked aSAARa as high as they possibly could have and he STILL LOST??? FUAAAAAARK KINGTOS OVERPOWERED THEIR ATTEMPTS AT BIAS!!!
I LOVE WEAKLINGPOST WEAKLING NOW!!!
>>151968021I'll never doubt KINGtos again!
>>151968008I just used an image of George Floyd I found off google and used another image of a character and asked chatgpt to "make the character in the second image to have the same pose, facial expression, and background as the first image". You might have to do some tweaking around but once it works you can just put an image of another character and ask it to do the same for that.
>>151967944>isnt he like multi-galaxy?By purely onscreen feats, yes.>Where the universe tier comes from?Chakravartin’s statement of creating, destroying and resetting “worlds”. Though the context of what he does during the DLC is obvious that he’s referring to the universe. JP subs said he would sit at the center of the world and do his remaking. Obviously he’s like millions of lightyears away from Gaea so it’s obviously not referring to that. Asura is not 90k universal but he’s above the standard universal bar for beating Chakravartin in base form and upscaling from that.
>>151967881>>151967944>>151968021HELLO WARRIOR-Z!
>>151968040That sled can casually cross outerverses, btw. KINGtos told his wolves to slow down for SLOWsura.
YOU WILL LOSE ALL DEBATES, KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZZ!
Post Kratos chopping down a tree
>>151968084Look at this Aryan specimin...
>the last time we got a good mecha battle was...
>>151968021No lies detected.
>>151968163Voltron vs Might Morphing Megazord
>>151968163Kiryu vs Dragonzord.
>>151968070It's not working well.
>>151967960Stop with the HBOC, SHARTku.
>>151968191Use this pic >>151967033 next to the George Floyd pic and tell it "I used your image generation to make Kratos (in the second pic) to look like the first pic. Can you replicate that with the third pic?". Also, I've tried it with 2D characters and it doesn't work that good. Better to use it with 3D characters.
Can you post a video of Sonic's furry boypussy getting gaped?
>>151968220I got something funnierAnime FLOYDtos
>>151968021I know you’re shitposting but isn’t this referring to the unused concept artbook or whatever? A lot of these ideas got scrapped like the Karma Fortress being star-sized. Even then, if you read it more closely it says>the center of the galaxy, the Milky Way is being sucked into the center of the galaxyThis implies Chakravartin is outside the Milky Way in another galaxy and sucking it in.
>>151968270This was my exact prompt actually
>>151968287It means the Milky Way is being sucked into its own centre. That’s where he’s sitting, the Milky Way isn’t a part of a different galaxy
>>151968309It doesn’t say Chakravartin is sitting in the center of Milky Way, just that the Milky Way is being sucked into the center of a galaxy. None of this even matters anyways because the final product has him surrounded by multiple other galaxies, sucking them up and shitting them out when the statue was about detonate. If he was in the center of the galaxy in the final product, Gaea would already be gone and Asura would’ve been already dead.
>>151968370Besides the game being different Chakravartin says he'll sit at the center of the world before leaving the planet, usually world can mean society, the planet or the universe so it's pretty clear what he's talking about here
>>151968290Holy fuarking shit... Thank you FloydCHAD... You TAUGHT me...
>>151967999There is no stated distance for Naraka unless you go lorefag and think it’s endless. Asura only ended up in Naraka three times from dying and that was before he got his massive buff in the DLC. It’s not even his speed that gets him out of Naraka but more so his will to keep moving forward, fueled by his wrath. That’s why he revives faster each time, since he gets angrier and the drive he had to save Mithra.
Naruto vs Ichigo rematch NOWSee if this faggot even touches Ichigo
>>151968478yup, time to masturbate to this real quick
Knull vs The Tranny King
>>151968431Yeah, the English dubs and subs had some issues with the translations. In the context of the narrative, it also makes sense. Chakravartin chucks planet and stars like golf balls, doing all that shit just destroy a single planet makes no sense, especially when Asura was in a coma. He could’ve easily blown up Gaea with a flicker of his finger if he wanted to, especially in his final form.
>/dbg/ will see this and wonder how the fuck Geats won the champion's island
>>151968579Listroon tier match
>>151968694that's Knull vs Madoka
These bigger breeds of dog are insanely powerful. Mastiffs, danes, boerboels... the average anon just has no clue how monstrous these dogs are and just how easily they could end your shit. Even on a good day you have to be assertive and firm with these fuckers because, if you show even the slightest bit of hesitancy with them, you will prove to them that you are not the alpha. And they will remember and leverage this against you. I've personally seen one catch pool table billiard balls out of the air and crunch them in a single fucking bite. At no point was I unaware on how that could be my ballsack the instant this dag wanted it to be.
lol, women from all over the world come to Mumbai and you say that I don't see many? White women are everywhere here.We get ityou think all of us are living in slums. New Age Indian men are over 6 feet on average with larger endowments than their European counterparts. Face the music, friend. When all things are equal, Indian men outcompete you everywhere.Don't be surprised when you see more of your women jump from the sinking ship.
I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS I'M FIGHTING TO SEE IT THROUGH THE EEEEEEEND FOREVER SEEKING THE CROWN CALLING MEEEEE THE VOICE OF A GENERAAAAATIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOON
>*inhales*KIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
