this is a damn good sandwich
>>151969790Five feet high and three feet wideNo one's ever eaten the whole thing and survivedIt comes with a bucket of ranch on the sideIt's the Ultimate Sandwich (Dear God!)The Ultimate Sandwich (Oh shit!)
>>151969790What, no bacon?
>She's like, "Move your skulls to the basement "because I got these drapes".>I didn't get that.>I'm like, "This is work".>Are you serious? I can't put them in the basement, I mean, and she's like, you know "Can you put a tarp over them also?" And I just felt like, no, I'm not damn it.>I got one at home just like it, man.>And I got a kid now, and so>That's a whole other set of bull I'm sure.>So Cathy puts the co-sleeper right next to my preserved brain collection.>She wants me to move them 'cause she thinks it's not hygienic.>I don't understand how there's lack of appreciation for that backlight coming through the glass of the jars that the brains are in.>It looks cool.>You've seen that? Why move it? That's the point of putting it next to the window.>I'm sure you've explained that to Cathy, but she obviously doesn't get that.>I can't even argue with her.>It's ridiculous.
Shake was right to take off the tomatoes, even before he knew about the conditions of the sandwich.
>>151970552>Filtered by GODmatoesTale as old as time
