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How do you defeat a telepath?
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>>151970537
by being a homo, so you're not thinking straight
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>>151970537
Well that's easy, all you have to do is...uh..what was I talking about again? Hey did you guys ever realize how perfect mutant women are?
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>>151970537
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>>151970537
Use a robot.
Grok, defeat this mutant.
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>>151970537
dangle some psychic catnip
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>>151970537
Setting up a trap and having no one that knows about the trap be within range of their telepathy. You can read my mind like a book, but unless I let you get close enough to do that you don't know about the car bomb thats about to kill you. Telepathy can't save you from a land mine, or poison that was dosed into the bottle of milk in your fridge when you were not home.
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>>151970537
think about hand holding
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I would simply accelerate my thinking and generate so many simultaneous thoughts that I would overwhelm the telepath's mind with visions of smegma porn and naval vore
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>>151970537
Set land mines in your brain that go off when they violate the NAP
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>>151970537
In the Marvel Universe there an endless variety of devices and implants that block psychic bullshit, if anything every major member of first world governments should have multiple as standard
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>>151970537
Heh... a telepath wouldn't want to get lost in my mind. With how dark and twisted it is, they might not find their way out.
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>>151970537
PURE PAZAAK
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It depends on a lot of factors. Do they have to focus to use their telepathy to even detect surface thoughts or is it like a passive situation? Are you both actively hostile to each other or are they unaware of your attempts to fight them? Etc etc
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>>151970537
What exactly is happening here? Someone sneaked behind her and stuck it up her butt?
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>>151970729
She tried to read someone's mind and saw things she wasn't prepared for.
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>>151970537
be le heckin crazy
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>>151970537
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>>151970537
Just be le crazy. Works for Joker
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>>151970555
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>>151970537
Think nothing but random noise like "Who's on first" and "La Li Lu Le Lo".
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>>151970555
Not today, Jean Grey
>>151970930
Pure pazaak
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>>151970537
Go full autism on whatever your hobby is.
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>>151970537
Just like with the penance stare, all you have to do is not believe in it and it doesnt work.
>im going to read your mind
>i dont believe you can
>wtf, i cant read his mind
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>>151970537
Wait for the writers to forget to have them use their powers and just stab em apparently
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>>151970537
>>151970949
this. ever better if you just say "that doesn't work on me."
how do you know it doesn't work on you if you never met them before? Because you said so.
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>>151970537
There's technology that can protect you from their powers, just find a way to gain it
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>>151970537
be plot relevant. They can't hurt you if you're plot relevant.
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>>151970537
brain rot
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>>151970609
>Jean slept with Logan
>Emma slept with Namor
>Psylocke slept with Cyclops' daughter
>Madelyne Pryor slept with Cyclops' son
Literally every girl in this pic cucked Cyclops.
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>>151971023
Rookie mistake. They can ABSOLUTELY hurt you if you are plot relevant. They just can't kill you.

Heroes suffer *all the time*. Physical injuries, emotional trauma, lost loved ones, fucked up mind games, etc. If you are the protagonist for long enough, you WILL get shot, get captured and tortured, have a loved one killed in front of you, etc. Probably get brainwashed into being evil for a while at couple times. You'll just survive all of it.

Thinking that being plot important means that your life will be on easy street is an opinion you can only have if you have never read a single goddamn story in your life.
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>>151971045
>Madelyne Pryor slept with Cyclops' son
Wait, what?
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>>151970537
Same song on loop, try to get some of the lyrics wrong
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>>151970969
Modern comics are so lazy
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Think about something really boring. They've seen plenty of gross stuff.
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>>151970537
Think catchy music and punch them in the throat while they're boogieing
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>Be the most powerful telepath on Earth
>Gets defeated and jobbed by almost everyone
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>>151970555
hearty jej
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>>151971280
is there no mutant that can heal his spine? Or does he just like riding in the comfy floating chair?
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>>151970676
IIRC during Morrisson's X-Men run, there was a soldier that specifically mentioned to Xavier that they receive anti-telepath training to resist against mind probes and attacks. Of course, it never comes up again because that would make every telepath that isn't a galaxy-tier menace utterly useless, same with how all of the other anti-telepathy gizmos never showing up again despite their effectiveness.
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>>151971593
If you were given the option to fly around in a comfy chair while sitting on your ass 24/7, would you ever decline it?
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>>151970537
fetish bomb
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>>151970537
What is it about women showing their teeth like in the first two panels that's so hot?
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>>151970555
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>>151970537
Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis benis
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>>151970537
Keep thinking a number 22, or start mentally playing in yer head an annoying song like oh e oh e ah ping Noah walla walla bing bang! Or do both.
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>>151971045
Meanwhile, Frenzy is still waiting for him, knowing it'll never happen again, with her fuckbuddy of a skrull shapeshifting into Cyclops so she can get off.

>Captcha: FUKT
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>>151971593
They tried to explain this when alien tech and his main bitch Lilandra had a new body 3D printed for this cue ball faggot. He was fine for awhile and then starting having intense back pain Icy Hot couldn't cure. They explained that the memory of the pain he felt when his spine was first broken by the stone that fell on it was still there subconsciously, and because Prof X is one of the strongest telepaths in the world, his own powers were breaking his new body. Mental midget.
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>>151970537
>Switch the face of the +1/-1 card, the totals are nine-ten
>Switch the face of the +2/-2 card, the totals are eight-eleven
>Repeat ad nauseum
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>>151970537
Pick one of these.
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>>151970555
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>>151970537
I'd intentionally fill my head with so much nonsense that, even if the telepath could see the truth, it would be too dangerous to act on whatever the truth is because there's a non 0% chance that "truth" is more nonsense. The telepath would also need an ability to tell objective fact from fiction and not just see what I think is the truth because I could be wrong due to the nonsense memories.
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>>151970555
Genius
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>>151970609
>Keklops
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>>151970537
So you're reading my mind eh? Welcome to the next 24 hours of your life, featuring introductions to warhammer 40K lore, Chris Chan lore and the comprehensive list of all of my fetishes and also the list of fetishes I think are shit.
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>>151970537
In the Daniel Way/ Jeph Loeb era of Wolverine retcons, his extensive brainwashing and mindrapes made it so that Xavier could only read fragments of his mind, not the whole thing. So just get someone to repeatedly wipe your brain and implant programming and fake memories for a decade or so.
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>>151973542
>Brianna is a great companion and "romance" option and the fanbase is split on here and visas
>the female equivalent companion gets mogged into oblivion by Atton
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>>151970537
Hair
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>>151971045
>Psylocke slept with Cyclops' daughter
Proof?
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>>151970537
Succeed a wisdom saving throw.
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>>151970537
Why the fuck to spanish speakers translate screams like that? Who the fuck legitimately screams "AIIIIEE" outside of overexaggerated racist characatures/stereotypical depictions? Do latams really?
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>>151973951
Disciple blows chunks, I can't believe he even got into the game at all, even if you removed all romance options from Brianna she's still far more fleshed out and important to the story than a full disciple



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