what is Candace running away from?wrong answers only
Why, my peanus weanus of course!
>>151970616herself
>>151970616Venezuelan immigrants
>>151970616What is Candace running away from? She's not! She's running to the world's toughest competition in town!
>>151970616Dan povenmires sexual assault allegations
>>151970710Huh, I guess it did arrive in Danville after all
>>151970616she's actually running to his boyfriend Jeremy about Doofenshmirtz's invention, the Negro-inator!
>>151970766What's the traumatic backstory for that one?
>>151970710Right you are, Ken.
>>151970774>What's the traumatic backstory for that one?Doof's white guilt
>>151970774>"Ahh you see Perry the Platypus AND Candace, it all started a few weeks ago.">[cuts to a flashback]>"A friendly, nice feller approached to me. Despite having a glass eye in his right eye, he was very well educated, and he told me about the horrors of "them darkies destroying our civilization." As such, he had given me an idea, a full-grown white man who graduated to become a scientist can subvert the American culture and the civilization to reverse the white race, including the aryan chads, into African-Americans, in hopes of getting my daughter Vanessa to a mixed-race scholarship!"
>>151970616She's actually running to tell her parents that Limp Bizkit is coming to Danville
>>151970616everyone turning into Italians as Danville opened up a new Gabagool restaurant
>>151970616a Beck the Schizo video
>>151970616(You)
>>151970710In which case, she's running from Guy LeDouche.
>>151970616Me
>>151970616A bossom
Sandy's Vacuum cock
>>151970710Candace would singlehandedly dominate everything Takeshi's Castle can throw at her.>By the end of the show, she's too busy beating up the guy in the giant samurai costume to hear them say she won.
>>151970616>MOOOOOM, PHINEAS & FERB HAD JUST PUT ME ON EPSTEIN'S PRIVATE ISLAND WATCHLIST
>>151970870CHYEAH!
>>151971792then shout at some cheese.
>>151971792Given that she 's been a master at slapstick, I can see her be the reigning champion in Takeshi's, though her actually winning the title might be impossible
>>151970616the current state of the animation industry (2015 to present)
>>151973237wins it completely by accident, all started by slipping on a banana peel that Dr. Doofenschmitrz unintentionally dropped 30 seconds into the episode.
>>151973237When pushed hard enough, Candace is an unstoppable overachiever at everything short of busting her brothers. She'd make it all the way to the final shootout all by herself and still send Takeshi packing.
