My 3 y.o. got a batman action figure that doesnt stand up easily, it keeps falling. He gets angry every time the toy falls I asked him "why do things fall, theo" and I really thought he would listen to me and comic books would save the situation. But he just kept yelling uncontrolably. Feeling like shit rn
>>151970689Chris Nolan/Zack Snyder mentality the Batman toy. No matter how many times you fall or fail you always Try , never too late.
>>151970689That looks like shit.Buy him 80s/90s toys. He’ll be the envy of his friends and they’ll fucking stand up.
>>151970689Sounds like a girl
>>151970689>buying domestic Should have got Mafex.
>>151970689let him play with your Barbies
>>151971020He did demand his sister's barbie wore shoes because nobody must be without shoesHe has no shoes on though
>>151970689heat the toy's plastic with a hair dryer to make it slightly more pliable, then when it's still warm force the toy into a stable standing position. hold it there as it cools and it may set into a better stance permanently.
>>151970689Dont get him a shitty five below batman figure. Do what >>151970793 said and get him a kenner batman
>>151971670Thanks!
>>151970689I once threw my Batman toy in the toilet and pretended he was drowning. So I decided to create a "log" for Batman to grab onto to save himself. I didn't want to touch my toy after that so I just flushed my toy down the toilet with my turd.pic related was the batman toy I had.
>>151971976Ive seen you post that story for like ten years now nigga.
