Last Christmas, I storytimed Spider-Man: Spirits of the Earth.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/151870090/While I had to work on New Year's, I did promise to storytime Blood on the Moors next. Bump if you're reading!
>>151971946>The Clansman!>No, not like that! Fucking Americans!I'll be reading this one blind as I post it.
>>151971964Got some Judge Dredd writers on this one. It's a fun crossover idea. They'd absolutely hate each other.
>>151971964Starts with a C it's good for me. Starts with a K that's not okay.
>>151971978Yeah, I have to post the intervening pages and the title pages, this is a graphic novel!
>>151971993Yes that's right. The full experience. Come on, come on...
>>151972009>Monty Python and the Holy grail opening credits jokeI have nobody to blame but myself and my commitment to authenticity.
>>151972016We join OUR HERO in his NATURAL ENVIRONMENT>ALONE>FREEZING TO DEATH>PISSED OFF AND REALLY NEEDING TO KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE
>>151972030>Highlanders>CampbellUK bros is this the Bite of 87 I mean the Glencoe Massacre?
>>151972043He got the Raiders of the Lost Ark treatment. No wonder he's pissed.
>>151972061Unlike Spider-Man, Frank's in Scotland for a *business* holiday.
>>151972078>IT'S A BLOODY KILT YE ITALIAN CUNTS
>>151972088Damn it Frank, just let the Jedi cook
>>151972101>Frank's only protecting him so he can kill even more people later down the line.*phew* They had me worried for a second. Classic Frank Castle. Always on the Hustle.
>>151972114FECKIN TOURISTS AT IT AGAIN
>>151972127He's a guh-guh-ghost!?
>>151972140Frank doesn't take kindly to kill-stealing.
>>151971946>Grant and WagnerInteresting
>>151972152He survived Vietnam. He can survive this.
>>151972164>Microchip!I always preferred a living Micro to a dead one, /co/
>>151972178After Spirits of the Earth, yeah, I'd give 50/50 on him just being an ordinary dude in a costume. Scotland is a strange place!
>>151972195Is someone protecting Zanussi? Or is someone out to kill him first instead?
>>151972210>IT'S CALLED FOOTBALL DAMN IT
>>151972222Just a little bit of torture here and there. Ol' Frank's on vacation, after all.
>>151972230What a cheeky prankster!
>>151972246>The airportwha
>>151972268>Police didn't want Frank to die>Almost got him isekai'd insteadThat was a close one.
>>151972272Watch out Frank. Glasgow's dangerous. I've seen Garth Merenghi's Dark Place.
>>151972287FOOBAW
>>151972308>Brought a gun to an axe-fightUnforgivable.
>>151972331Now I have a shotgun! Ho ho ho!
>>151972341That man is the killedest man on Earth.
>>151972355Fish and CHIPS, Frank, geez. Lighten up!
>>151972365>Hans-Dieter-FlurgenAdd a von Schnitzel to the end and you'd have the most German name possible.
>>151972382Andrew Duggan deserves better. He was great in M*A*S*H
>>151972408Frank would not be friends with Judge Dredd.
>>151972423An apparent flash forward!>His spirit lives onBoy does it!
>>151972437>It'll be sort of like Excalibur, see, just not for pansy little girls.
>>151972444And now we're flashing back again. Looks like that really was the Glencoe massacre!
>>151972462Ol Frank's got eyes on him.
>>151972472Viet Cong these guys are not. I always liked it when Ennis had Frank treat low IQ mafiosos like sheep herded to slaughter.
>>151972488This is what we call a target rich environment.
>>151972498>Mingus StrathcoeWith a name like that he deserves to die.
>>151972514If Spirits of the Earth taught me anything, you ought always heed ominous warnings by people with dementia.
bump, neat art
>>151972526This is *kind* of a vacation! Nice castle tours and football games for old Frank.
>>151972540Get their asses Frank
>>151972549Glass 'em
>>151972564>Smart enough to set up a multinational cocaine deal>Dumb enough to not just kill Frank Castle and be done with itEveryone here is going to die.
>>151972584>We only know enough about the Punisher to think that this will somehow work
>>151972597Guys, guys. The police already know. The police were tracking everything.Also, it looks like we've got up to where the story began.
>>151972608There was a bit with a guy with the binoculars tracking Frank, and now there's a discarded pair of binoculars on the last panel...
>>151972627>Dad, please. You're embarrassing me in front of my cool friends.
>>151972643>We got to sober ye up, Frank.>...What even is this? It's awful.>...It's just haggis, damn it. Fuck you.
>>151972659>Chased by Frank Castle>Chased by a serial killing ghost with a ClaymoreNo, we got this. Let's just party.
>>151972677Get up, Frank! There's killing to be done.
>>151972690>Strange herbal gunkThat was just pudding, Frank.
>>151972705>T-T-Triple Kill!
>>151972717>J-JingsOh no, wee Hughie, what are you doing peddling crack?
>>151972730>DOOM!>DOOOOOM!>For fook's sake dad, what's a Latverian dictator got to do with ANY of this?
>>151972744They're just so bad at their jobs.
>>151972757That's not how you use a cannon, but I'll take it!
>>151972769He isn't just a highlander, or a ghost. He's a Jedi!
>>151972782>Hon hon hon! You may have deflected ze bullets, Monsieur Clansman, but can you handle... LE TINY KNIFE
>>151972805>Using suppressing fire and flankingGood god, someone with a three digit IQ. The Punisher's one weakness!
>>151972828I immediately take back everything I said about the Russian guy's IQ only one page later.
>>151972841The dad may be demented, but he's still a baddie
>>151972854What a lightweight!
>>151972863Strathcoe couldn't have loved his son *that* much. He named him Mingus, for fuck's sake.
>>151972869I bet Judge Dredd would have done an even better job. And he'd have taken the claymore to be impounded.
>>151972879>So this'll be like Excalibur... but less gay?>Aye, Frank.
>>151972890As happy an ending as can be managed for a Punisher story>Frank probably just let the old man freeze to deathHeh
>>151971964bump
>>151971946Thanks for the storytime anon
>>151972043Yes, it Glencoe massacre
>>151972161They worked a lot together in 80s, but I thought they had a bit of a falling out at this point, so they split up for a couple of years.
>>151972164I never understood the haggis jokes. Haggis is pretty good
Great art and colorsThe fuck is this captcha
>>151972222I'm surprised Hearts and Rangers got referenced in a Marvel comic since they're such local teams, I guess both Grant and Wagner are Scots
>>151972540>Glen Fijikek I remember Japan making their own blended Whiskey and using some scotch so they could make their scotch for cheaper was a major political thing in Scotland
>>151973997Now they make the best whisky in the world.
>>151972879I'm surprised Frank let the old guy survive
>>151972890The Clansman could be interesting character to return in something, probably a Moon Knight story
Frank's italian tho.
>>151974054Yeah the 90s were before Japanese Whisky was well-regarded with international connoisseurs
>>151973728Anytime! Except on work days, but you know what I mean.
>>151974629He definitely let the old fuck die of exposure.
>>151972287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ECGKcl4s-k
>>151971946bump
