ITT we treat fictional bands, movies, and celebrities as if they’re real
>>151973650Just got tickets to a Dethklok. this shit is going to be the experience of a lifetime
>>151973650I swear I saw Zoey kill a guy.
>>151973650I hate seeing these three everywhere. Why the fuck do people like them? Their music is catchy but meaningless and they randomly beefed with a boy band so bad they quit. Swear to God they're an industry plant.
The wikipedia page on the Agreste family is wild
>>151974957I swear half of the entire page is just controversies and feuds
>>151974627saw Zoey at a grocery store in Seoul yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>151973720Hell yeah brother. Let me know how it went
funi
>>151973650I know nobody will believe me but I was sexually assulted by Mira after one of their shows
>>151975673What a coincidence
did the chipmunks and chipettes retire? haven't heard from them in a while
>>151976377How long do chipmunks even live for
>>151976421oh shiet, u think they might have had a private funeral or something?
>>151973650I gotta say I'm not a fan of Rumi's new glitter tattoos or whatever. I thought it was just stage makeup, but she still has them in public. I'm surprised that was allowed because I though kpop stars were held to some kind of high standard. Very disappointing. I was gonna marry her one day, but now I had to send her a bomb in the mail instead. It's very unfortunate.
>>151973650https://x.com/
>>151976619I mean they had a close relationship with their manager so probably
>>151976622I mean she had a whole song about accepting imperfections so it’s probably meant to be some kind of symbolic kintsugi thing