Here's your Absolute Toyman I guess
>>151974606>instead of genius mechanic with a toy motif is just an evil corrupt ceoAbsolute Superman continues to be a disappointment.
Four fires in 2 years? Fucking 72 people dying in one of them?I get it's another universe, but that's retarded as hell
>>151974606Everyone in he Absolute universe is an Absolute Nazi/Commie
>>151975041>just an evil corrupt ceoSo....if Lex stop being a farmer (or if he's revealed to be much more than a farmer) and has Lexcorp again doesn't that make Toyman here redundant (assuming he isn't a one-off/one-page moment here)?
>>151974606shouldn't he be burning to death?
>>151975184Pretty sure plastic melts at a lower heat than human flesh
>>151975184His mountains of money and white privilege protect him.
>>151974606>>151975041The thing that annoys me (and I hope I'm wrong) is that it feels likely Aaron saw the criticism and used Toyman as a quick expendable with no plans for him later down the line Hell, Superman calling him Toyman feels forced because Schott isn't a supervillain in this settingAs if the book is trying to go "THERE! HERE'S YOUR SUPERMAN VILLAIN. YOU HAPPY NOW?"
Absolute Cringe
>>151974606Absolute Superman should had rape Absolute Toyman.
Posting the rest of the preview
Is it wrong that I was immediately reminded of the Hannah Montana movie's ending and how dumb that was?
Eh, screw itHere's AGL's preview
And Ark-M
>>151974606Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see Absolute Mad Hatter.
>>151975491There's speculation he's pic relatedHe's a shota
>>151975360Why are his bent like that while he flies?
>billionaires badDoes this line do anything else? Incredible how something so one-note can be so successful.
>>151975707It's because people like to imagine a reality where "billionaires bad" isn't just something most anyone with two braincells inherently knows, but also something that can actually be acted upon
>>151975343I like the new art style.
>>151976116Play-acting a revolution with corporate characters for a page rate pittance is just pathetic.
Absolute Toyman should've looked like Retroblasting
>>151975670his what?
>>151974606This image has a lot of dialogue
>>151975632Nice
>>151976116Honestly, millionaires aren't so bad; politicians are worse.
>>151974606>Im upset you use third world labor>why not take it up with the third world government?>GRR DO BETTER
>>151974606This is suffused with gayness
>>151975491>>151975632I've read it, you're way off
>>151974606What is this? Was there a new Absolute Superman issue or is this part of some anual or something?
>>151979281Upcoming issue Releasing on the 7th
>>15197508640 zoomers just self immolated themselves because they wanted to record it for tiktok fire related deaths are not that retarded
>>151975563Ah Joe Kar. Figured. So is Ark-M >>151975459 another one shot or something else?
>>151978903Wrists and hands
>>151979533Another one-shot
>>151975549Aurora borealis?
>>151974606If Superman hates child labor so much why isn't he wrecking China and Qatar?
>>151980027Ah ok. Like Absolute evil. Thanks anon.
>>151980697Because writers are fags without moral backbones and are simply envious of those richer than them.
>>151974606>harrasing le evil toy man for using child labor in the 3rd world, whens theres rampant government corruption and sex slavery everywhere
>>151981452Green Arrow tried going after EpsteinDidn't end well for him
"We've decided that Iron Man's arch-enemy, The Mandarin, will secretly be an evil CEO-type. Yes, just like Stane and Hammer.
