>The Kids Next Door? Yeah, they fight. Yeah, they organize. But fighting without analysis isn't revolution, it's just warfare. And they're not even fighting the right enemy.>They've built a whole shadow government with ranks, surveillance, memory wipes and child soldiers, and they think that's liberation? That's not freedom. That's just a new boot on a smaller neck.>The saddest part? They could be something real. They've got infrastructure, numbers, and courage. But instead of asking why the world works the way it does, they just react to symptoms. Bedtime isn't oppression. Capitalism exploiting child labor? THAT's oppression. But they're out here fighting over birthday cake.>And that decommissioning thing? Forced amnesia at thirteen? That's straight-up authoritarian. They're so scared of people 'growing up and betraying the cause' that they lobotomize them. That's not trust. That's not solidarity. That's fascism with a tree fort.
>>151984151Shut up, nigger
It's kind of fucked that G:KND makes all of these complaints actually valid
Read the whole damn thing in his voice.
>>151984151He really isn't wrong. Not to mention what being a KND agent might do to someone's relationships with their family.Like they're adults too. And what about teens? Would KND actually be able to fight something seriously awful like Pedophilia?
>I don't care how organized they are. I don't care about they gadgets, they treehouses, they secret codes, none of that. At the end of the day, that's just a bunch of bad kids with too much time on they hands and not enough discipline.>You got children, CHILDREN, flyin' around in homemade aircraft, blowin' up buildings, fightin' grown folks, and talkin' back? And ain't nobody stoppin' 'em? That ain't revolutionary. That's a failure of parenting on a global scale.>And another thing: who payin' for all this? Huh? Somebody gotta pay for them treehouses. Somebody gotta pay when they crash a ship through your roof. You think insurance cover 'attacked by a ten-year-old in a bunny robot'? Hell no! That's comin' outta MY pocket!>Back in MY day, you talked back to a grown person once, you got the belt. These kids got a whole army and they pride themselves on disrespectin' adults. Mm-mm. No sir. That's what's wrong with this generation right there. They need they ass whooped. Every last one of 'em.
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>>151984151A boondocks crossover would be great
>>151984258>Not to mention what being a KND agent might do to someone's relationships with their family.>Like they're adults too. And what about teens?The KND don't seem to have problems with regular adults, we see the KND interact with their parents just fine and they don't think they're evil.
>>151984151Regardless of whether he's right or not, there's now way he's talking shit like that to Numbah 5 and getting away with it.>>151984267The second Numbah 2 turns his car into a boat-car again, he's going to be Riley and Huey's asses on why they're not in space, pissing on the moon, and making something of themselves instead of playing dang videogames all day.
>>151984151>>151984267This is silly
>>151984214FPBP
>Look, I ain't gonna lie. Y'all got the setup. Secret bases, mad weapons, whole organization, adults shakin' in they boots. That part? That's hard. I respect it.>But then y'all turn around and use all of that to fight over vegetables and homework? Y'all got jets and laser guns and you worried about bedtime? That's like havin' a Lambo and only driving it to church.>And don't even get me started on all them rules. 'Yes, Numbuh this.' 'Roger that, Numbuh that.' Man, if I wanted a job I'd go work at McDonald's. Y'all supposed to be rebels but you act like the military.>Plus, y'all let them kick you out at thirteen and erase your memory? Nah, see, that's where I'm out. Ain't nobody puttin' me in no chair and scrambling my brain. I'd go rogue first. Form my own crew. Keep the gear, lose the babysitters.
>>151984151>>151984267>>151984558Thanks, ChatGPT
>>151984605>everything I don't like is AI
>>151984286>The nigger thinks he's better than brown people.Lmao
KND vs robert's belt, who wins?
>>151984355Yea they mostly fight problematic adults like that dracula guy.I wonder if this show would even get made today, lmao.
>>151984662Black is better than brown and white and every other color while we at it.
>>151984676Robert's belt, no diff.
>>151984151He's not wrong.
>>151984651This all reads just like LLM responses. I'm not some luddite, I jork it to AI chatbots all the time. Why are AI simps so hostile?
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>>151984651I think the Riley one gives it away. He didn't say gay or nigga once.
>>151984151https://www.skyscanner.net/transport/flights/nyca/hav/260104/?adultsv2=1&cabinclass=economy&childrenv2=&ref=home&rtn=0&preferdirects=false&outboundaltsenabled=false&inboundaltsenabled=false
>>151984214/thread
>>151984151the human mind is amazing, I can immediately tell whether ai wrote something or not. This shit is ai, and OP is definitely brown also huey doesnt strike me as the type to rant about something for too long.
>>151986832good job necro bumping it from page 10 retard
>>151984924Other tell: I think Riley would be much more positive on KND.
>>151984258Mr. Boss is Numbah 86's father. He rationalizes as this:>Are you kidding? I love my kids! It's everyone else's kids I can't stand!
>>151986952>Kids Next Door? Man, them lil’ niggas is tight. They got giant treehouses, guns, jets, all that. They beat up teachers and don’t do homework. That’s the wave. I don’t know what Huey talkin’ about with authori-whatever, if they let me in and give me a big-ass cannon, I’m rollin’ with them.>Riley, they’re reproducing oppressive hierarchies and indoctrinating children.>Nigga you gay, they got a soda bottle gun that shoots lasers.
>>151984151Bump because I like this lol
