I want to be more like Nick Wilde. How do you become more like him?
>>151984392Make sure Judy doesn't get an abortion.
>>151984392be a virgin at 32
>>151984407>>151984413What
>>151984392Never address your emotional trauma.
Meet a short cop and annoy her into remembering you.
>>151984392turn into a fox
>>151984855How
It's called a fursuit, sweetheart
>>151984663...and use the the world and the people around as a means.
>>151984392Shave a skunk's butt.
>>151984407Kek
act like how you act on 4chan but in real life
>>151984392Practice being suave. Practice cunning. Get emotionally traumatized as a cub.
>>151984392give up all of your morals and devote your life to being a male prostitute for a company like Disney and for a walking cunt like Judy
>>151984392Develop a taste for human cock
>>151988110Naaaaah, bad analogy. "Acting like on 4chan" means shitting on everyone who doesn't like what you like.
>>151984392I actually know a guy who is kind of like Nick. He's homeless and couch surfs. He makes money by doing odd jobs and dumpster diving and selling shit. I buy stuff from him that I can sell on Ebay. Despite being poor and homeless, he's VERY good at networking and has a lot of women around him. Trashy women, but still women.
Sorry anon, but you either got it, or you don't.
Grow a fat ass.Get a big cock.Get an equally fat-assed bunny partner.
>>151989072I wish to learn this foxlike charisma he has.
>>151988910Even on those too, fucking faggot.
>>151984392fursuit
YIFF
IN
>>151991067>>151991118
>>151984488I thought he was 30 and Judy 26?
>>151985979heheheh
>>151984392start doing this
>>151984392Fuck married women
>>151995041What about their husbands?
>>151984413I'm 37 now what?
>>151986857I don't remember this scene...
>>151995360It's referenced in the first movie.
>>151995406Where?
>>151984407fpbp
>>151996000Selling the shrew godfather a skunk-made rug.
>>151984392By killing yourself
>>151984392turn into him
Unless Nick lied about his income in the first movie where'd all that money go? His apartment's the opposite of fancy and he's never shown splurging on anything expensive so does he just have one hell of a rainy day fund stashed somewhere?
>>151997501
>>151984663done and done
>>151984392Carried by China https://www.boxofficemojo.com/year/world/2025/
>>151984392Lion king bros….https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_films#Highest-grossing_films
>>151998044A furry movie will never be #1 grossing worldwide. BUT...... will always be in the top 20. Lion King will be defeated.
>>151997501Man, TF like this is so boring. What's the point if it overwrites your mind?
>>151998350There isn't, people who are into it just have shit taste and hate themselves (after all, if you are so terrible, wouldn't it be better if someone replaced you?).
>>151998044>>151998137It's getting closer.
Fuck off Leto
>>151999624Who's Leto
>>151999666Count Leto, he's one of the characters in Dune, I think he's the father of the protag
>>151984392Imagine if Zootopia 2 hits $2 billion thanks to China but not Avatar 3.
>>152000319Good. FUCK James Cameron.
>>151997540Nick definitely saves it all up. If you're conning people you wanna be inconspicuous, not lavish. Keep in mind that his place is much bigger than Judy's apartment, so he probably values a cost/space economy. More space at a lower price.
Furries rule!https://www.boxofficemojo.com/chart/ww_top_lifetime_gross/
>>152000731Domestic means US here, right?
>>152000777USA & Canada
>>152001338Okay.
>>152000432>Fuck James Cameron.Why
>>152003772Na’vi are furries too
>>152003772Because he became a bigheaded twat (who laughs at his own fans not liking shit AI upscalees of his old 1080p film scans).
>>152003943Eh, they're closer to catgirls.
>>151984392Confidence. Take to heart the fact that everyone is going through life just winging it, and take that as evidence towards your ability to successfully do so.
>>152004326That's fake confidence though.
>>152004406There's always learning to suck dick to get out of bad situations, like Nick.
>>152004160https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Na'vi
>>152004446>Nuh-uh, they're totally anthropomorphic animals, just look at this wiki page I found that says they humanoid aliens!
>>152004433First rule of improvising, never lead with the blowjob, but never take it off the table.
