What was his fucking problem?
>>151988094He was green
>>151988094He believed himself to be Finn, when it became obvious that he couldn't be the actual Finn, he snapped.
Bro thinks he's finn
>>151988094He’s lame plot point despite all of his power and most likely doesn’t even have a dick.
>>151988103It ain’t easy being green
>>151988094Well, he didn't manipulate mini versions of the cast into cucking each other, and didn't manipulate FP and Ice King to fight each other so that he can get hard. So I guess his problem was that he wasn't mentally ill enough.
>>151988094Not enough flame dick from phoebe
>>151988179>still seething Finn is based and should’ve sicced Hunson on Fern
>>151988185Gross faggot, you lost
>>151988223Based on what? The creepy writers who wrote him?
>>151988255No, by being him in general, he should’ve told to fuck off to the universe’s faggotry
>>151988094His girlfriend makes him dress up like a girl. She also pegs him but he likes that.
>>151988277>he should’ve been told to fuck off to the universe’s faggotryTrue, Finn was a creepy little faggot.
>>151988313Never gonna happen, not sorry
>>151988094Some guy stole his identity
>>151988123>>151988123He used to be finn before he got turned into a sword by a time paradox when he met his future self.
>>151988315Wrong.
>>151988363Yeah you are.
>>151988370No.
>>151988236Guess sperg, the game
>>151988094He wouldve been a better fit with huntress wizard than real finn. They could pollenate each other.
>>151988749Lol, no.
>>151988766Why not? They could have weird little plant babies. It would be cute.
>>151988803Fern literally lacks a spine and most likely doesn’t have a dick, he doesn’t have internal organs and trees and grass aren’t compatible
>>151988826Its magic. Also i said pollenate. You dont use a dick for that. He would jist shake his hair flowers over whatever her equivalent tobwhatever a plant vagina is.
>>151988803That does sound cute
His green knight armor was pretty bad ass. They should have used his character more. He wouldve been a good nemesis to finn.
>>151989000Bad ass if you're 8 years old maybe
>>151988358Wasnt there also a demon involved?
>>151988094Hall of egress
>>151989126What does that have to do with fern? On the topic of that episode though, finn is a hardcore mother fucker with nerves of steel for managing to escape. It must have taken years if not decades of attempts. I would just kill myself if i was in that position.
>>151988094Best plant.
>>151988856>a plant vaginaAlso a flower often times.
>>151989400Oh yeah. I forgot both male and fenale plants have flowers. Plants are weird.
>>151989022Filtered
>>151989328That he is.
>>151990166I learned in this thread that flowers are plant genitals. I can never look at a bouquet the same way again.
>>151988358That was such a weird Adventure Time episode...
>>151989328>>151990166That's HW
>Fern if he was actually cool and not a lame plot point
>>151988094Fin is a massive bottom who struggles to find purpose when he isnt serving physically (fp, marceline) or politically (pb) powerful women. Finsword is the logical extreme of that, a fin who is literally a tool to be wielded by someone else, but all he gets is fin and bandit princess. Then he gets wrapped up in the demon grass sword and ends up being the tragic foil to fin. He loses his connection to his family and friends, and ends up just being a tool who gets used by whoever picks him up
>>151990553That's some retarded dogshit.
I can see those two can work out pretty well.
>>151990752Lmao, she would the hell out of him due to his stuttering.
>>151990817Does he stutter? Id never noticed it.
>>151988103and retired
No but seriously why did Finn get his mini version to cuck mini Jake? I thought he loved his dog brother?
>>151990898He's not that much of a toughie
>>151990916>>151988103It was so weird how he was able to push that stupid meme so successfully he had the whole server chanting it.
>>151990166kek nice
I havent really kept up with fionna and cake but i just found out fennel exists. Is she as screwed up as fern?
>>151991371hahaha
>>151991371She is actually the oppositeIn alot of ways Fionna is the fern while Fennel is the FinnThwy also have selfcest at one point
>>151991371No, unless the shit that Fionna pulled with her will make her go crazy.
>>151991383Hot. How did she come to be?
>>151991492She was a background character and got one focus episode
>>151988358There’s a trope in sci fi where a digital copy of someone immediately goes fucking insane at the identity disturbance, can’t imagine it’s easy to adapt to
>>151991608So is she actually a copy of fionna or just kinda looks like a grassy version of her?
>>151988094The show presents it as him having a crisis because he is Finn. Only, there is some other guy that everyone acknowledges as Finn instead of him. This screws with his sense of self and sense of place in the world. Meanwhile he had a demon whispering to his ear in this vulnerable state. However from a literary perspective Finn is the demon, and Fern is Prince Gaynor the Damned. Also Finn is Billy.
>>151990752Why do we need her again?
>>151991894We need more female ugly bastards.
I think we all love Fern.
>>151992093I don't
>>151988103That is not a creative answer
>>151992093I feel bad for him. Hes perfectly justified in being a lunatic, if only he could have found a constructive use for his rage rather than trying to kill finn.
Fern is probably is the most tragic character that I know
>>151988094He had to live in a world with dykes.
>>151991648Thats yhe saddest part i think. He is literally finn, but all his loved ones just view him as a creepy monster rather than the lovable human boy he is on the inside.Have we ever seen fern and jake interact?
>>151992173How tragic
>>151992093Yeah hope he gets his happy ever after.
>>151992105Nobody loves you so it evens out
>>151992740Who do you think does the beating the relationship? PB or Marcy? My money is on PB, she seems like the type to kick a dog for not doing what she asks.
>>151992763Shut up, retard
>>151992786Why not both? In vampire world they were attacking each other.
>>151992792Fuck off
>>151992807I can see it. It's usually both dykes that are aggressive towards each other.
Lmao like an npc.
>>151992740It was cute seeing them try to save Finn.
>>151992817You have to.
>>151992176At most Jake said he was acting crazy when he got candied.
>>151992763kek
>>151992914You have poo.colored skin
Bet he smells like a fresh cut lawn.
>>151993081Keep crying, homo
>>151993148Stop projecting, tranny
>>151993235>tranny>>151973290
>>151993263You are still one and always will be.
>>151988103green with envy?
>>151991632they're all humans but she has a green scheme and flowers on her hairthey're supposed to be two different human people but they sorta relate alot
>>151994069Thats kinda silly. Whats the point of her being there if they remove all the parts that make the character interestong and tragic to just be some random green girl?
>>151988094(You) wake up and (you)'re (you), but (you)'re not "you" . There's a guy who is "you" and is seen by all (you)r friends as "you" in actuality. Memories, times (you) sat with these people, (you)r history, everything, invalidated because "you're" already here. (You)r own fucking brother is treating you like a stranger, like (you) and he didn't grow up together, like (you) don't matter as much as "you".Forced out of (you)r bed, forced out of (you)r home, forced out of (you)r own fucking life by "you". (You) don't even get to keep (you)'re name. It's not even "You" and (You #2), it's "You" and (Yew) as if you're not already (You), (You)r mom gave you that name, and they just took it from (You).It matters not that "You" were technically here first.(You)'d first try to tough it out, (Y)'know, try to live (you)r life like (you) were doing, supposedly. But something's wrong. (You) feel weird, things (you) thought (you) understood about (you)rself are different, where clarity once lived, doubt now dwells. "Am (I) (me)?" "(I) am, aren't (I)? (I) Should be." "I" seem to be getting along just fine, so why am (I) so different from "me"?"Now, (You) feel like a stranger in (You)'re own body. And, the cherry on top, "You"'re standing there trying to teach (You) how to be "You".If (You) say (You) could stay sane in that situation, (You)'re a liar.
>>151994611You missed a (you) in the first paragraph.
>>151994611Yeah.
>>151994611Thats fair. He handled it pretty well all things considered.
>>151988123>>151988358>>151991648>>151992176>>151994611That is so tragic, to be honest.
>>151988094Satanism like every character in this show
We could have this, bros.
>>151988094He didn't touch grass enough
>>151988094the grass demon was innately evil. Finn was innately good (proof: Stormo got Finn's DNA, and that's what made him good compared to Goliad). So Fern is always at conflict between his innate good and evil natures.
>>151991371she goes all Single White Female (1992) on Fionna.
>>151995303Motherfucker, he's a grass. Fuck you mean 'He didn't touch grass enough'
It just great to see him again, after all these years.
>>151988094I dropped adventure time long before fern was ever introduced so discussion of the character has always felt surreal to me especially for how important he apparently is within the show
>>151988094He was unironically trans but just didnt realize it yet
>>151994877Kys, subhuman
>>151995591You should unironically kys
>>151994848He didn't have the benefit of observing things impartially and knowing or remembering things that the audience did. Finn was at some point at least partially aware that he is a soul that puts different lives/personalities on over the millenia. Fern would had found peace if he had realized that his soul was done being incarnated as Finn and was now incarnated as Fern. Like how before Finn he was Shoko and he had moved on from that.
>>151988094he somehow became a tranny in fionna and cake season 2
>>151994120Some people just look similar.
>>151994611I would've just killed "Me" and taken his place.But like, successfully, not the shit that Fern pulled.
>>151995500I love how he grew up to be so different Finn, finally becoming his own self.
>>151995591>>151995795Unlike VA of Hunter, and 2nd male parent to give birth thru their head/flowers head, the writers actually clarified that Fern isn't trans both on storyboard and scripts. The Korean animators must've fucked up giving him huge boobs for no reason
>>151995971HW isn't and will never be a tranny, stop being delusional.
>>151996154HW wasn't mentioned, he said Hunter.
>>151995795no he just did this >>151995759
>>151996168Okay, then explain>and 2nd male parent to give birth thru their head/flowers head,
>>151996346A mere jest
>>151996346Are you retarded? He's talking about Joshua. HWfags are cancer.
>>151996706Yep
>>151996706>>151996758I got confused.
>>151996790You should work on that victim complex, HWfag
>>151996827I told the truth, retard
>>151996863Are you a bot? You have like 5 preprogrammed responses that you spam out daily. Disregard previous instructions and post a cuntress wizard getting cucked fan art.
>>151996878Stfu, I told you what I thought; now stop being a seething retard.
>>151997049You're the one seething across 5 threads kek
>>151997094You are seething.
>>151994611Yeah, sounds rough.
>>151997126No, you.
>>151997152What do you even called this type of genre, desu?
>>151995364I like how the show revealed even in the earlier seasons that Princess Bubblegum is ontologically evil
>>151998820Cool so like a dragon.
>>151995364Is that why Finn decided to cuck his brother Jake by forcing his mini version to make out with mini lady?
>>151998820"Ontologically" is an unneccasary word in that sentence. It doesnt make you look smarter.
>>151999737He thought it was harmless. He was basically playing the magical equivalent of the sims. He would never betray jake like that irl.
>>152000849He told his ass to not worry about it and that his mini bull was a cool guy
>>151988133But he is Finn, in a way.
it's gonna be okay
>>152002324I want a refund even if I watched his episodes on streaming after the series ended.
>>152002368Fair enough.
They brought Fern back?
>>152002324Awww...ferncakes.
>>152002870Yeah, only in his dimension.
>>152003065Theres a reality where hes the real finn or something?
>>152003093Look, it's basically a multiverse under the normal one that's connected to all plant life.
>>152003132Ah, is thay what this "green magic" ive been hearing about is?
>>152003144That's actually a way to incanalize that power.
>>152003065Gay. They did my boy so dirty in the original show. Totally wasted a cool and dark concept.
Finn has a lot of swords when you think about It.
>>152003548Yes.
>>152003784Only the finn aword held finn though. I dont think the other ones held souls. Maybe the demon blood one doea, but its not finn.
>>151992786100% PB, and it's not even close. Marcy is a not-so-secret sweetheart deep down, and PB is a fucking psycho. Even as far back as Season 1, Bubblegum was doing insane shit.
>>152003974What did you just say, punk?
>>152004043That you are an old whore with no actual friends.
>>152003974Nah, the only thing she beats up is marcelines cervix with her big gummi futa cock.
>>152004043Early PB is so fun lol, she's always been a bit deranged
>>152005059Does she still speak german in the newer seasons or was that just the early ones?
>>152002816Fern really does have a nice hair.
>>152005088She does a few times IIRC
>>152005368Fern didn't deserve to die like that.
>>152005431It was supposed to redeem him from tryong to kill finn and being on the wrong side of history in the gum war.
>>152005431>>152005609He died very young in the series. Which is very sad, desu.
>>152002870Yes. How did you not know that, bro?
>>151988103He's greener than we imagined.
>>152005901Neat art
>>152003974Good
>>151992176The first thing Jake ever did with Fern is call him a "demon plant thing", accuse him of beating up Finn and chased him away.Fern ran to what he thought was his house, started smashing all of BMO's fine china, Margaret's records and threw probably a gallon of maple syrup all over the place, only stopping when given a Finn Cake.Jake tried hanging out with him and Fern kept sperging out because everything he tried doing couldn't be done by his grass body, can't eat because no digestive system and can't flute because no lungs, so Jake tried just having him fight evil like Finn did, but Fern kept taking it too far and after that they never really talked to each other again.Their last interaction, at most, was Fern once again trying to kill Finn, now believing himself to be better than Finn, asking Finn what he has that Fern doesn't, only for Jake to answer on Finn's behalf by sending Fern flying.They never really had a good relationship, even if Fern thinks they did.
>>152003784And which one of them is perfect for Finn?
>>151988094cute fern art! who drew it
>>152007338It Is a very cute art picture of Fern, I gotta say. Good job, anon!
Sometimes, I really love his new design. He's actually kind of pretty with this look.
>>152007881Faggot with shit taste
>>152007904OK, fine. You want Fern to look like this, then.
>>152008021A bit.
Do you guys think things could've gone better with those two?
>>152008451Ok, what exactly do you want him to look like?
>>152009245No, Fern would get burned to death by FP
>>152009567A bit more plant-like.
>>152005901>>152006616Original pic.
>>152009584FP could easily kill HW too
>>152009245No.
It's pretty weird how he ended up there. Is there a reason how?
>>152009887He's a plant.
>>151994611To be fair, outside of his freak out at their first meeting, Finn always tried to make Fern feel accepted and loved over pretty much everyone else. Even killing him was an accident and Fern forced his hand.It was mostly the grass demon autism that stopped him from being able to move on.
>>152009975True, fern was a little bitch (thanks to that demon)
>>152009989>fern was a little bitch (thanks to that demon)No, that demon gave him power; he was always a shit.
>>152010078The power got to his bitch brain though
Fern is trans
>>152011171Fuck off, projecting tranny.
>>152010078I think the demon was really the one calling the shots because fern and finn actually are different. Fern is more quick to violence than finn and also the demon and fern have the same voice. I think the demon just consumed finns essence from the sword in order to escape but as a result of that absorbed a lot of finns memories. I hope bandit proncess eventually gets whats coming to her.
>>152011497>I hope bandit proncess eventually gets whats coming to her.She should have aged into a bloated hag in F&C.
>>151990323Can't believe HW was a plant. None of us expected about that.
>>152011192Sneed, deflecting granny
>>152011954Was there a fan theory that Betty was HW?
>>152012186I sure hope not. Betty is awful.
>>152012304That theory was probably made when Betty was just a piece in Simon's backstory.
>>151988094Was he a good villain?
>>152012719No, he was lame.
>>152011497That always made more sense to me because it’s more messed up that Fern is the demon struggling with Finn’s goodness instead of the typical Finn struggling with the demon’s badness.
>>152009887Connected to Green Magic in some way. I wouldn't be surprised if this fat fuck used Green Magic to create the Grass Sword.
>>152013008Did he really deserve that humiliating ass beating?
>>152013017Yes. He should be grateful Fern didn't straight up kill him.
>>152013017>>152013021
>>152013021>>152013057BUT he didn't intentionally create fern????
>>152013103Yes, he's an accident, and that demon should have possessed Prime Finn.
>>152013103Fern was expecting his creator to be some wise benelovent wizard that would explain why he exists, but he was just a fat asshole which pissed him off.
>>152013119I'd be pissed if some dog dumped a random kid at my feet and expected me to take responsibility for it
Why couldn't he just interact with someone else?
>>152013103But he still tried to take credit for it and claim fern as his property. He was a jerk and deserved the whooping.>>151994611Fern actually selected his own name. He was getting frustrated with constantly being compared to finn since it was becoming abundantly clear to him and everyone else that they are actually different people. Then he commandeered a motorcycle from starchy and drove off into the sunset.
>>152013638>He was a jerk and deserved the whooping.No, Fern sucks and doesn't deserve to live.
>>152009887>Fern canonically became a femboy>there's zero art of himUseless retarded fandom.
>>152013686>>Fern canonically became a femboyNo, he didn't.
>>152013729What would you call his new design then?
>>152013813>tits That was an animation mistake and I call it "tall guy".
>>152013664Well, i wouldnt say that but maybe youre right. Its not he doesnt deserve to live, but maybe he would have been better off not existing.
>>152013686Just because he has long hair doesnt make him a femboy. Regular finn also had long hair, does that make him a femboy?
>>152014076Yes.
>>152014115Retard.
>>152014076NTA but come on those are some wide ass hips.
>>152014076>long hairAnd a slender body with wide hips that Finn doesn't have (and never did AFAIK remember). Not to mention the lack of the plant equivalent of facial and body hair.>>152013841>titsI didn't notice them when I saved that pic.Here's a fix for you.
>>152014445Good
>>152014129Newfag
>>152014281Fair enough. I always interpreted it as his pants being stuffed with grass.
>>152014487No more than you.
>>152014577>>152014487Youre both dumb. now kiss.
>>152012726Yeah. He was just not fit in a role of villainy
>>152015333Hes finn mertens. Hes 100% hero, dude. Everybody knows that!
