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Why doesn't Batman or literally anyone else just castrate the Joker?
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>>151991472
Because Joker gas would pour out of his scrotum.
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One thing I really do wonder is why Joker hasn't been killed by some other supervillain he's run afoul of over the years. Surely somewhere along the line he's pissed off a villain that's too big for him to handle the blowback from. Like, what's Joker gonna do if he pisses off Reverse Flash or Sinestro?
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>>151991504
>Sinstro
His yellow lantern ring flies off his finger and attaches to Joker. His corps now.
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>>151991504
The joker is batmans property. Anybody who fucks with the joker fucks with the bat.
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Why doesn't Batman just rub doo doo all over himself and try to hug the Joker?
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>>151991504
He tells one line from his amazing version of The Aristocrats every time he's with multiple other villains. Nobody wants to be the one who prevents them hearing the punchline.
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>>151991623
Man that sounds kinda gay.
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Why doesn't Batman just invent Bat Gas that makes it impossible for Joker to laugh and turns him all gloomy
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>>151991472
Why doesn't Batman throw him into one of those indestructible and inescapable pod things he put KGBeast in? or somebody throw him to Doomsday?
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>>151991504
"The Acid" he fell into was synthetic Lazarus Pit juice.
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>>151991703
It is a little. Those guys have a very unhealthy relationship.
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Has there ever been any reference in a Joker story to that one Asimov story about jokes being invented by aliens?
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Why doesn't Batman just put electrodes in Joker's brain that force him to shit himself if he thinks bad thoughts
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Why doesn't Batman slip a device in the Joker's weiner that shocks his penis before he commits a crime?
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>>151991504
The Joker is crazy and can't be predicted. It doesn't matter if you're stronger or faster. You can't beat what you can't predict.
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>>151992043
Why is he low key kinda sexy here?
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>>151992438
Because you have the taste of a mentally ill teenage girl with bpd. Faggot.
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>>151991472
He's bottom anyway
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>>151991472

Why doesn't Batman shoot Joker into outer space in a sealed casket like he did to Lord Death Man since that apparently doesn't count as killing?
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>>151991533
joker is indego tribe but even they dont want to deal with his shit.
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>>151991774
He did that actually
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>>151991472
Batman is stupid
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>>151991703
Why dont they reboot batman to where hes a gay guy living with the Joker as his partner? And he doesnt fight crime or anything its just about them not getting along sometimes because Batman is too serious and Joker is too silly.
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they want him to feel it when they take his fuckin rags off
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>>151991472
Why doenst he give him a sex change and make him his wife?
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>>151991472
>why don't they just
FUCK YOU, YOU KNOW WHY, STOP ASKING THIS STUPID FUCKING QUESTION OVER AND OVER AGAIN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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>>151995695
This is much more believable with super powered monsters than with a scrawny faggot and you know it



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