Im more excited for this show then i am for either the next avengers movie or even the new fucking star wars movie
>>151995007Rebecca Sugar really likes taking dramatic photos.
>>151995007This means the show still hasn't started production btw.
>creator responds to someone in an Instagram post clarifying info we already knew>Cartoon news account jumps on it and spreads it as if this is something new
>>151995007I really want it to get made but I wonder if they jumped the gun in announcing it so early into development. Though I will say Rebbeca Sugar is excellent at actually getting things made so there is a lot of hope.
>>151995311It wouldn't shock me if all the merger shenanigans ends up killing it
>>151995007>Captain Harlock, butt pozzedPowerful.
>>151995227>>151995284It's due to how limited the options are to push your idea to market. This is just an attempt to cry at the publisher that their is demand for the product and to give them the cash/ok to start production. It's sad and stupid but it's all that's left really.>>151995320Or just the fact investors and publishers are more skittish than ever. We have had a lot of bamboozlements these last five years in all types of media(skibidi toilet, Concord, etc) so I wouldn't be shocked if they just stop trusting what the internet numbers show anymore and just take the safest plays imaginable.
>>151995007I would really rather they didn't do this
>>151995400concord was litterally money laundering and fraud.Just like the purchse of bungie with it's stolen asset shooter.
>>151995007I agree with your statement, but these are not high bars for me.
>spinoff of a cartoon that stopped being good after two seasons>starring its most aggressively unlikable side character and his annoying one-note Gem sidekicks>where the conflict is against a hilariously incompetent and toothless evil empire>coming out long after its parent show turned into a total laughingstock
> next avengers movie or even the new fucking star wars movieIf shit taste could kill.
>>151995007I don't know what's worse That Sugar pitched this in obvious desperation or that it got greenlitPlease don't turn a really weak Captain Harlock reference into a fucking series
>>151995570It didn't get greenlit yet
>>151995007Who's the random guy on the photo? The character's voice actor?
>>151995559Lars of the Stars should be of higher quality as long as Sugar doesn't try to keep hiring celebrity musicians to voice characters. Main reason why Steven Universe dropped in quality so hard as it became too expensive to produce as the show went on. Also because it's going to Prime Video instead of Cartoon Network, expect to see more blatant gem carpet munching.
>>151995577It's the nonbinary creator, Rebecca Sugar
>>151995007Not watching unless they unfuse Fluorite and kill Padparadscha
>>151995007You are THE RAPED
>>151996439and she’s a Jew
>>151995327Captain Harlock was already Pozzed from the beginning. Faggy piece of shit anime shit.
>>151996531So this must be ultra-pozzed thenHarlock seems like far-right propaganda compared to this calimation trash
>>151995007>Im excited for thiswe get it you're trans no need to keep telling us
>>151995559Lars was one of the only good human characters in SU >>151996460Paddies the best off color you shit taste retard
>>151995007Even she knows Cartoon Network is dead.
>>151995220she is ugly as fuck, so she likes to hide her face
>>151995007But Lars is a jobber
>>151995577Topkek. Thanks guys.
I'm not looking forward to it because Lars a shit
>>151996531Shut up, you mongoloid
>>151996712>>151995559Said it in another thread, Lars is so annoying because he's meant to have like "relatable teenage boy insecurity" but has none of the "auto pilot."Lars gets peer pressured into something, and he thinks "oh no, my self-image is at stake! I have to do this! I need to man up!"An actual boy his age has the thought process of like"The hell do they mean they bet I can't/won't do (stupid thing)! Bro! I can totally do (stupid thing)! I am all the fuck in! I AM GONNA DO (stupid thing)Lars lacks the impulse, the "monkey brain" of it all. Lars does (stupid thing) for the validation of others, an actual boy his age does (stupid thing) for self-validation because someone told him he can't.It's a teenage boy from the lens of a woman who can't process the autopilot
>>151995007Shouldn't this have already came out?Shouldn't the Matsumoto state sue?
>>151995007The off colors or whatever their called have dogshit designs
>>151995007An ugly creature who created ugliness.
>>151999635Like your mother.
>>151996531Elaborate, I heard the opposite but it would be hilarious if it was another case of "right wingers love it but it was always pozzed." >Why not just read it yourself?Because tongue my anus niggers.
>>151995570>in obvious desperationReal fans know both Ian and Rebecca have wanted to do spinoffs. At least wait for a trailer before bitching. Spinoffs have always changed the formula to BE worthy of a series
bingo bongo
If it doesn't feature Spinel, I have no interest.
>>152000630Forgot pic related.
>>151995007I can't wait to not watch it.
>Sequel show about nothingJust reboot the show
>>151995220Everyone knows she's "artsy"
>>151995007Im mlre excited for clayface than mcu slop and overly emotional steven universe garbage I thought we left that shit in 2019
>>151995007>make a dumb on the nose anime parody for a side character subplot>give it a spinoffthen just go fucking look at harlock then jfc there is no point to this
>>151995661You're forgetting the show's constant need to have every conflict be solved by talking it out, the sea of useless and forgettable townie episodes, and the piss poor 11 minute runtime being given to somebody who can't work with it. If all of this shit gets dropped then we're golden.
>>151995007>Wonderfully Weird World of Gumball on Hulu>Lars of the Stars on Amazon Prime Video >Everyone wants Cartoon Network cartoons except Cartoon Network
>>152000739>slopShut up
>>151999663I've only seen Yamato 2199 and Captain Harlock SSX. But he's the descendent of a ww2 fighter pilot and the conflict between humans and the Illumidas is pretty much a race war. The series ends with the Illumidas getting their home planet blown up. I'd say it was pretty edgy.
>>151995007I mean, those are some seriously low bars to clear.Though, with as badly as SU shit the bed, it probably won't actually clear them either.
>>151995007what are they gonna do with him exactly? i could see space adventures involving gem colonies being interesting, but SU has let us down before.
>>152001738Well, with the track record of SU to go by...>Set up an overarching mystery.>Ignore the mystery for 4 seasons, faffing about in town with characters who will contribute nothing to solving the overarching mystery.>Solve the overarching mystery with a dumb reveal. Bonus points if the fans guessed it in s1, but you denied it then.
Crazy that Rebecca Sugar can't make cool male characters and just have lame fagboy queeros that cry every episode. You'd think all these years of working they'd develop some sort of range of characters. Hope she burns out on creating after this one!
>>151995007This Woke bitch again?
>>151995220you're telling me THAT is a human named "Rebecca"?
>>151995007I'd rather watch Captain Harlock, but fat instead of Captain Harlock, but fag.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXbZPvm7GXg
>*kills your movie*Nothin personal, kid.
>>151995007what a fucking disgusting character design. i feel like this was made to just specifically annoy me.
>>152004354What movie?
>>151999109If in both cases the (stupid thing) is being done, does it make that much of a difference the reason why he did it, other than the difference of being inaccurate to how guys his age usually act?I'd support your complaint more if your suggestion of a more accurate and realistic teen behavior would lead to completely different outcomes, like him not doing some things and preferring to do other things and through other methods.But if in both cases (stupid thing) happens then the inaccuracy loses importance.
>>151995007After Future I have no hope in Sugar. It's just gonna be incredibly gay but on top of that everything is doomed to be unspeakably ugly. Say what you want but beggining of SU had some good designs, but not anymore...
>>151995007LMAO it's the pooner meme
>calartsThere has to be a middle ground between wokeslop calarts garbage and "le adult cartoons" smiling friends/haha you clowns
>>152004379Me too
>>152004440>cries in bathroom for 2 hours
>>151995007>on Amazon Prime>Crossover with Invincible>The crossover is Mark getting punched through Lars' ship, killing Lars instantly.What else would happen in a Invincible Steven Universe crossover?
I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the MashHe did the Monster Mash
The Monster MashIt was a graveyard smash
He did the MashIt caught on in a flash
He did the Mash.He did the Monster Mash
He did the MashHe did the Monster Mash.
>>151995007Why is the cartoon network outsourcing their flagship show to Amazon's animation studio???
>>152006190They left it at Amazon's doorstep like the flaming bag of shit it is. They're probably relieved to be rid of it.
>>151995007>we get space peter pan instead of adult stevenkill them all
>>152006190Because Amazon paid more to stream it than WB thinks it would earn for HBO Max.
>>151996531>SU was already ripping off Utena & Sailor Moon as a self admitted Gay Coffeshop AU story from conception>Doubles down on trying to use anime to hype itself with DBZ/Akira Slide references and Trigger Studios doing an episode too.>Buy our Ripoff Captain Harlock Slop of the Stars Shit.Rebecca Sugar must have full-blown Ashkenazi Animated Anal AIDS by this point. No wonder she uses IanJQ as a beatd to hide the stink of her putrid pozzed poon.
Will it be as horrendously animated as the last show?
>>152006190Apparently they need to make internal company deals to stream their own content on HBO Max, and they're not willing to do that with their newest cartoons.
And what will prevent this pink turd from being a huge disappointment like obese child galaxy was?
>>151995007More adventure less cryingAllow Lars to fuck a gem, perhaps a harem
>>152004403I think my core is it effects the general trajectory of his development.How do I put it? One of the toughest lessons a boy has to learn that age is when to walk away from a fight. And that's because when shit is going down, they're not actively aware of the pride they're acting on. They learn to adjust the "acting" part of their brains during the "thinking" times.That "I'm not gonna let myself get goaded next time" is something they have to actively plant in their heads.Lars sorta just seems to have this realization all along because he thinks and acts more simultaneously. That's a bit of a problem when his arc is built upon speaking to boys in the crowd going through something similar. I should state this isn't exclusive to his character and it's a problem a lot of male characters have, but if a character is aimed at resonating with the insecurities of young men, especially those approaching his age, then that lesson is only gonna resonate if the compartmentalization of the male brain is respected.When a boy around Lars's age sees him, they're gonna have trouble recognizing him in themselves because they themselves don't think that wayIf Sugar made the character with the idea of teaching young boys to be healthy about their masculinity, then she needs to realize that healthy masculinity comes not from fighting the monkey compartment but learning to make peace with it and guiding it.
>>152004459normalfags only consume things that are black and white, no middle grounds allowed
--ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS!
>>152009136The cutest!
>>152006211>150 years later>steven is gone>left long ago after connie died because she was an ordinary human and didn't want to live forever as a permafusion (viewed it as wrong/too unnatural for her>we follow his great granddaughter o algo because steven only had to shoot his shot not die in childbirth (male gem privilege)>now a young adult>gems have fully integrated into earth society>genuine era of peace and post scarcity>but something is off>links back up with her "extended family" (crystal gems) through some zany means>to them steven being gone for 50 years is not really that big of a deal because that is a flash in the pan for gems>but to a gem octaroon this seems like an extreme amount of time for such an important ancestor of hers to vanish even with soul searching after connie died context>and something IS going on>romp around earth/the galaxy looking for steven uncovering whatever has been happening since steven left, following his trail>monster of the week like the original show>the only townie from the original run that is still alive besides lars is a gem that looks a lot like ronaldo>he found gem that was just as much of a crazy conspiratoid as him and they permafused so ronaldo would never have to die. idk i just really like the idea the only townie to still be around beach city is him lol would be easy to make work in this way>finding lars is a big deal because octaroon granddaughter can access his hair and while it doesnt lead to steven it leads to major clues to his wareabouts
>>151995559>says that posting TMNT, a show that has enter and left relevance every ten years or so
>>151995007For a second I thought she was cosplaying as Lars.
>>152009272lars is her inner pooner projection demonall fujos have one
>>152006145>the face of the destroyer of western animationJesus, I had no idea
>>151995007i fucking hate lars he sucks so fmucking muchmake it about CENTIPEETLE if you want fucking space adventures
>>152009297>poonerShut up.
>>152004419Wasn't Future predominantly written by Steven's VA?
>>152009557He's not a writer... Are you asking if the story was based on him?
>>152009602I think it was something like that. When you remember that the story is essentially every adult in his life failing him as a kid resulting in trauma as a teenager and add in how he just seems done with the franchise, it creates a picture.
>>151995661Don't forget the show's funding got cut heavily after they went through with both the gay marriage episode and the crossdressing episodeThe Arab spheres did not like that to say the least
>>152009740Funnily enough, the last two seasons are now available uncut on Netflix in some Arab countries
>>152009350Not that anon but i will lol if lars is actually bio female. /co/ will never escape the pooner meme if this happens.
>>151995007i never gave a shit about lars so this whole thing doesn't interest me at all. this reeks of financial desperation to me.
>>152009813he literally cannot be, we have seen him shirtless
I'd fuck Lars in the ass, honestly.
>>151996531>When kumar is paid to defend but has no idea of what is written on the memo
>>152010601I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but women can in fact be naturally flat-chested, and mentally ill pooners are kind of known for chopping their tits off as like a fun hobby.
>>152009337>the face of the destroyer of western animationPic related begs to differ.
>>151995559My question is what the hell is he supposed to actually do for conflict? He doesnt have retardation like Steven and the majority of gems across the stars got the memo that the Empire got dissolved into a democracy. Lars broke up with his only love interest and he doesnt care about anyone else on earth. All they can do is have him haphazardly come across rogue gems like the two lapises, but thatd get redundant really quick. There's no catch for this show unless the introduce brand new shit
Wow I can't wait to see le 80's anime reference made by "people" who actually never were into it, fueled by their cheap nostalgia and ultra powered by the most faggot woke shit ever, where the absolute worst character of the show after Ronaldo goes around in his misadventures with the green tranny gem, a tranny voice actor that wil probably will off himself very soon. Yeah, very cool to see a lot of rotting LGBT wokeshit propaganda with the most annoying voice of that failed show, with his genetic freak crew and a filthy brain dead tranny that pursuits him. Ah yeah, of course, wrote by a literal goblin, a hideous female jew that is the sole responsible of ruining Cartoon Network's greatness by bringing all the possible wokeshit that killed the entire company.Surely it will be a "total success" just like that turbo garbage "adventure tranny" that is now protagonised by an obese quirk chungus roastie and her bullshit "depression" episodes a la Bojack The Normal Words Horse style.Can't wait for the next World War that will totally close the western entertainment industry forever.
>>152012604There are no trannies, Brolyfag; you are just obsessed with them, so fuck off.
>>152012604You feelin ok?
>>152012630He posted a BD reaction image, so there's a good chance he's either a thirdie, mentally ill, or both.
>>152012604jesus christ man
>>152012638>>152012644
>>152009214>TMNT>showlurk and learn moar, moronic faggot, and stop getting your asshole blown out by your Black boyfriends
>>152012604Based.>>152012628Emerald is literally voiced by a troon.
>>152012711Shut up, you faggot. Go suck dicks in a bathroom.
>>152012628The thread was literally started with a picture of a theyfab pooner you retard
>>152012720Blow it out your ass.
>>152012739>theyfab poonerNice stroke.
>>152012745okay, I'll translate for youa mentally ill "nonbinary" trans-identifying they/them woman
>>152012744You do, tranny.
>>152012763>trans-identifyingNot real; you just watched too much tranny porn.
>>152012604sanest DBZspic
>>152012769Eat shit and die.
>>152012628>The voice actor for Emerald in Steven Universe is Jinkx Monsoon, the drag persona of Jerick Hoffer, known for winning RuPaul's Drag Race. Monsoon, a non-binary performer, brought the high-class Gem commander to life, noted for being the first non-hybrid Gem not voiced by a woman.
>>152012797You will. Faggot.
>>152012816Guess what, retard... Gems are always female-shaped aliens made of light; besides, they'll probably have to recast Emerald due to budget constraints.
>>152012816Damn! You're ugly.>>152012818Your face, your ass. What's the difference?
>>152012843Cope and seethe, retard
Lara has no connection to the now defunct gem empire. What’s the threat?
>>152012865I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.
>>152012898You wish.
>>151995220>>151997639> she is ugly as fuck, so she likes to hide her faceThis. Any of the photos where people think she looks attractive are due to her (or the photographer) hiding her wide masculine jaw, gapped teeth, and monkey ears. Most of those photos where she looks reasonably good also coincide with her using hair products that relax the curls a bit so her hair looks more wavy than the her typical tight steven universe pom pom. Edit: God damn, this new captcha system really fucking sucks
>>152012834Was this ever explained in the lore?
>>152012898>"Get off vent or I'll have you bent"
>>152012905You're an inspiration for birth control.
>>152013230how many duke pics do you have
>>152012604>Rebecca is responsible for ruining CN.again, please refer to >>152011442
>>152013230Nah, that honor goes to you.
>>152012925No, Sugar explained it was like Smurfs before Smurfette, they were just Gems until Steven came along and now they're gendered because of his existance. Otherwise there's no "she/her", it's just Gems.
damn, those gem bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride
>>152013629Alien babes.
>>152013629kekkles
