>How DARE you have sex with all these consenting adult women!!!!
>>151998661>this is what women unironically get outraged about
>>151998661>adult
>>151998831Yes
>>151998661Is Bojack in the epstein files?
All I know about this show is everyones an assholes or just miserable, why do people watch it.
>>151998864Initially it was at least amusing to see Bojack trying to reflect and navigate his own issues while encountering and sidestepping those of others, but eventually the show turned into an orgy of disdain and futility.
>>151998864The hook is teasing that Bojack might finally learn how to not be an asshole and then it rugpulls you and it’s the same Californian bullshit as always.
>>151998661>>How DARE you have sex with all these consenting adult women!!!!Warren Ellis thread?
>>151998864White people love misery porn
>>151998661The creator of this show defended Amber Heard.
>>151998864The show's morals are extremely confused and self-contradictory, but for the first few seasons it does a clever job of passing off this confusion as nuance.
>>151998864>All I know about this show is everyones an assholes or just miserable, why do people watch it.I don't know, people still come to 4chan despite being almost exclusively a place for miserable assholes to kvetch about women and minorities?
>>151998981*jews
>>151998846He's in the Leopstein files
>>151998844>>15199895917 is not an adult and is illegally federally
>>151999021Skill issue.
>>151999411There is no federal age of consent. The show even acknowledges the fact that if he fucked the girl, it would have been fully legal. But the creator of the show is a huge male feminist which means the show treats females as stronk and independent but also somehow lacking in agency.
>>151999411Wrong. Making porn of a 17yo is illegal everywhere, fucking them is only illegal in a handful of US states and muslim shitholes.
>>151998661this is the same show with "guys love guns more than they hate women!" and the dumb drama of peanutbutter wanting to celebrate with dianne but getting angry for a "grand romantic gesture"it's all just a sign of brainrot
>>151999411Not in my country :) it's 15 here. Go Sweden!
>>151999716The thing with Peanutbutter is that his gestures were good but he's genuinely too emotionally immature to actually connect to peopleIt's need vs wantHe gives people what they want but never what they need because even he struggles figuring out his own needs and instead distracts himself by satisfying his wants
>>151999744>leaked text from online women's community venting about their husbands
>>151999461god i despise women
I'm so tired of the fucking cinemasins retards going>hurrr durrr why won't just bojack learn and stop doing stupid things?like it's a writing flaw of the series. Absolute rock bottom media literacy. The ideal mode of storytelling is not a bunch of characters written to act like perfect logical agents at every step. The entire point of the show is that he keeps making the same mistakes and never learning from them. It's meant to be a frustrating. Frustrating for the people that have ties to him, frustrating for himself and frustrating for the viewer. That's what make him human and that's what makes the show compelling.That being said, you can obviously critique if it's better or worse at telling that frustrating story, it's not without its flaws. I think particularly the end (The View from Halfway Down and the buildup to it) was very bad, or at the very least the wrong type of ending for the show.
>>151998831Yes.
>>151999914>That's what make him humanUh...
>>151999914People get the point of the show, it's just hard to care. By the end of the show I found it impossible to care that the MC is an irredeemable degenerate because most of the characters are such pathetic shitheels that his presence in their lives feels deserved. A bunch of Hollywood liberals got together to try to make a show about the human condition, but ironically the show works much better when you see it as a tacit admission that LA "people" really are just dumber and less moral than everyone else.
>>151999478isn't there some 2 year rule in some of these places?
>>151999729While that's true, keep in mind when you're fucking your way through junior high that the parents still have power of attorney until they turn 18.
>>151999914No one does this. Not anymore. What people complain about is how the big reveal at the end(the one in OPs pic) is that all of bojack's problems stem from him hating women.
>>152000128>see it as a tacit admission that LA "people" really are just dumber and less moral than everyone else.This post is omega level based
>>151999411You cannot travel from your home state to a state with a lower age of consent for the explicit purpose of having sex, but if you happen to have sex in a state with a lower age of consent, it's not illegal. It gets harder to argue when you travel out of the country though.
>>151999914You'd have a point. If Bojack wasn't living in a Compund in the Hollywood Hills living off JUST residuals from a 90s family show. Even him "Losing" his money is just a fucking fever dream that would never happen of taking him out of the show with AI in a blurry re-release.
>>151998661I was surprised he didn't have sex with HER. Huh...considering that's a nearly straight-up chinchilla head on a human body, could it be possible that my standards for "attractive female" are too broad?
>>152000367have women finally found the legal precedent to charge passport bros for not fucking them?
>Watching le sadhorse show for the plot only >Not for the filler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcweMm9pD_Q
>>151998945and the only reason they decided to never let him grow or change in any meaningful way was because the creator was mad that harvey weinstein liked the show
>you had...CONSENSUAL SEX??? FUCKING MONSTERwho actually enjoys this shit?
The best time I had with this show was when his acting students kept crashing his AA meetings. Goddamn I cracked up at that
>>152000508Of course Weinstein liked it, Bojack constantly makes excuses for his own shitty behavior and everybody just accepts it, calls him a dick, then moves on with their lives. Harvey would kill the go back to that level of indifference.
>>151998864Bojack isn’t an asshole. He just doesn’t abide by slave morality.
>>152000367>You cannot travel from your home state to a state with a lower age of consent for the explicit purpose of having sex,Violation of the 14th Amendment. The laws a person is subject to depends on which state they're in, not which state they're from.
>>152000138Those are for kids below the aoc. Basically to stop a 15yo from being charged for rape for having consensual sex with 13yo, whereas they still could be if was a 12yo. The only exception to the aoc as far as I'm aware is if they've below 18 but you're in a position of power over them like a teacher or employer. Otherwise if they're of age, it's legal.
>>152000600It counts as an interstate crime under federal jurisdiction.
>>151998661Harvey Epstone
>>152000673Does gambling in Vegas count as an interstate crime if you go there to gamble while living in a state where gambling is illegal?
>>151998864I say the first three seasons are solid
>>152000990No, but that's because the law doesn't specifically carve out a rule against it. Federal law explicitly makes roadtripping for sex not legal in your home jurisdiction a crime. They have the authority to make it a crime because it is interstate. The feds *could* legally make it a crime to go to vegas to gamble, constitutionally, but they don't care.
>>152001612>Federal law explicitly makes roadtripping for sex not legal in your home jurisdiction a crime.Cite code.
>>152001620 18 U.S.C. § 2421Mann Act, you cannot travel between states to engage in sexual activity that would be in violation of local/state law.You also cannot use interstate means of communication to set up a meeting to the same end.
>>152001762>18 U.S.C. § 2421Does "transporting individuals" really extend to yourself? That's interesting.>that would be in violation of local/state lawBut specifically your own state law and not the law of the jurisdiction you're currently in? Where does this part come from?
>>152001762>18 U.S.C. § 2421This refers to transporting prostitutes, and transporting others who would be involved in illegal sexual acts, like rape and the production of child pornography. If the act is not illegal in the state in which it occurs (the federal government has no say in such matters, and this only applies due to regulating interstate activity), and it's not the transportation of a prostitute, then this law does not apply. As states have no control over the laws of other states, a state cannot make behavior in other states illegal.
>>151998661Adult>They're all 18 officers! Yea I'm 41 but why should that matter? Consenting>well not one of them said the safeword while we were doing breath play. No I wasn't choking them that hard--
>>152002383all your greentext but totally unironically, stop infantilizing women chud
>>151998661I need to know for reference, did they ever say or imply if Bojack had a regular human dick or he had a actual horse dick?
>>152002908>I need to know>for reference
>>151999716>guys love guns more than they hate women!No, it was "America hates women more than it loves guns".The writers must be braindead if they thought depicting a woman owning and shooting a gun was some kind of out-there idea.
>I don't know, people still come to 4chan despite being almost exclusively a place for miserable assholes to kvetch about women and minorities?
>>152000138And you can bet your sweet bippy the Muslim shit holes only did that to scam some more aid money out of the US.
>>152002383>yes they're all adults but its still bad because... uh...
>>151999914>The entire point of the show is that he keeps making the same mistakes and never learning from them.Not true. The whole thrust of the first season is that he runs out of excuses and has to admit that he's a bad person. That was a NEW development for him. Then in season 2 he admitted that he valued Todd's friendship instead of continuing to pretend he was just too lazy to kick him out of his house.
>>152002974Meant for >>151999478
>>151999411Illegal in Commiefornia
>>152002908I think they imply all the animal people are human below the neck (unless deviating from that is useful for a joke), but then again they also made a joke about Bojack wearing hundreds of pounds like a normal horse.
>>152002945Yeah, lol.When i draw characters doing shit, I like to make it look official.
>>152003036Ah, noted.That kinda makes sense.
>too woke to let bojack grow and become a better person>not woke enough to let bojack hatefuck mr peanutbutter raw every episodenuke california
>>151998661I don't like the whole "he was in a position of power" narrative most of the time because it infantizes women but I don't think the show was doing that with BoJack. Just how his actions can be twisted to create that narrative. He still deserved to be punished for how he neglected Sarah Lynn in her final moments though.Also Dr. Chap is a true villain. Fuck that guy.
>>151999478was the person who made that chart colorblind? it's hideous
>>151999030Anon, Ashkenazi Jews are descended from Italians who converted to the Judean religion back in the Second Temple era. They're white, unless you don't think Italians are white.
>>152003446Modern Italians have a few percent African and Middle-Eastern admixture from classical-era migrations. It's a case of who you ask.
>>152003231>it infantizes womenwomen are mentally infants, for their entire lives
>>152003446>unless you don't think Italians are white.
>>151998661what else did you expect from a propaganda show made by female supremacists? the moral of bojack horseman is "it's okay when women do it, whatever they do it's ok for the world but if men even lift a finger they should be punished and even killed". bojack horseman is just another product of the disgusting culture that has been dominant for a while now
>>151998661>How DARE you have sex with all these consenting adult women!!!!what she really means is why won't he have sex with her.
>>151999021It's fun here.
bojack horseman is clear proof that feminists aren't for equality between men and women, they want women to be by societal norm superior to men
It left a bad taste in my mouth that they retroactively made Bojack even shittier in the S3 climax by having him wait 17 minutes before calling an ambulance for Sarah Lynn. There was no mention of that being the case until S6, it's clear they only wrote that in because Bojack's other shitty secrets were already exhausted and they needed one final asspull gotcha to sink him.
NORMAL WORDS, BUT A HORSE GUY
>>151998864first three seasons were good but then weinstein told the showrunners he identifies with bojack so they had to undo any character development he had and just turn it into misery porn
>>152003618They dont know what they wantWhat the want makes no senseThey are simply anti God demons and thats it, they want everything to burn and burnIf you put them in their place with violence they would actually be grateful
>>152003231>how he neglected Sarah Lynn in her final momentsThat was a retcon.
>>152003095https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZQ7pDFZ_-8
>>152003748>weinstein told the showrunners he identifies with bojackDid he say that? From the interview I read it seems like Weinstein just said "I like Normal Words But A Horse Guy and really liked how artsy the underwater one was".
>>152003864That's what I got from it too, I think the "he identifies with Bojack" was just them making the connection themselves. To be fair, it makes sense to guess that Weinstein might've seen himself in the show. Still lame if that incident is the reason the show got worse after that.
>>152003051Autism
>>152002960>show brings up politics>people aren't allowed to talk politics in relation to the show honestly Fuck off you disingenuous faggot
>>152003864>liked how artsy the underwater one wasThe episode is good but it's overrated; "no dialouge" is baby's first high concept idea (for a good reason). The results were good but it's not some brilliant thing.
>>152004109blacl and white picture films were simply the highest of art anon
>>152003067>Bojack is canonically hung like a horse
>>152004187Uh, nope. He's not, according to several comments from women on the show. It IS a horse dick, but it's only human-scale. And apparently, not that impressive. Maybe 5-6 inches.
>>152000508>terrible people actually enjoy things and aren’t just stepping on puppies and pushing old ladies into oncoming traffic in their spare timeFurthermore, why would you fucking care?
>>152004393In this case, the anon cares because people who write shows based on political signaling wrote a show badly as a result.
>>152004373awman :(
>>151998661Having sex with the mentally stunted actor whom Bojack met as a child and mentored while being the reason she got into alcohol and drugs in the first place is kinda messed up. Bojack should have been like a dad for Sarah Lynn, not her dealer/lover.
>>152002908Almost certainly yes considering we hear his father tell the maid to "coax it out of it's sheathe"No clue as to whether it's horse sized or human sized though
>>152003960Eh, maybe.
>>152004874Ah, I see.Though, I like the idea that one guy up there said, where theyre basically animal headed human bodied designs.
>>151998661But he took advantage of Sarah and essentially let her die just to cover his skin
>>152005003The people in this site on average have the emotional maturity of a 13 yo of course they make excuses for fucking Bojack Horseman
>>152004737I admit bojack wasn't perfect but there were worst characters than him who still happy endings while he died tragically that's why I say that this show is propaganda that glorifies shit the real-life Dianes, Todds and Carolyns while basically telling less fortunate people like bijack that they should kill themselves and that fact crap like this gets nominated for an Emmy proves how bad society and culture are right now
>>152002948wow, its even worse than i've been remembering this whole time.
>>151999729Retard. Those laws only offer protection if you are a peer to them. If their parents find out you will be hit with a sex offence charge.
>>151998661i think the last season i watched of this show had a flashback episode about bojack's bitch mom being actually sympathetic in the sexist 70's and getting a lobotomy or something
>>151999021Post nose.
>>151999411What kind of argument is that? The law is arbitrary and changes on a whim. I can't even fathom how you people would be able to cope as the ever-changing law does as it pleases with your moral compass that's tied to it.
>>151998661I'm morbidly curious as to how an anniversary special showing how other characters have adjusted (or not) to Bojack's death would be like. Maybe explore the idea they were all using him as their emotional anchor, their wall. That without him there's no longer a wall separating the worst of themselves from the rest of the world
>>151998864it started out amazing, then became a show that women watch for the same reason that women watch the lifetime channel
>>151998661
>>152002960>acts surprised in a forum that's specifically not an echo chamber like the rest of social mediamaybe you should spend more time here for critical thinking since social media has literally gotten that bad
>>151998864It’s funny.
>>151998831>can be charged as an adult for crimes>can operate heavy machinery (drive)>will soon vote>will soon be able to open their own bank account>can get an abortion in some states>can get a permanent tattoo as opposed to temporary sexual encounter>can legally sexually consent in the state she lives in>if the roles were reversed it would also be acceptable, no mother ever threatened the life of an older woman with her teen sonbasically yeah
>>151998661Millenial "muh mental health" slop with no lasting impact
>>152007063>Millenial
>>151998844>>151998959>>151999926>>152000792>>152002935>>152004537t. island owners
>>151999478¡VIVA MEXICO!
>>151998661SHE WAS ONE ENTIRE DAY YOUNGER THAN YOU
>>151999084>[*distant, from the back rows*]........boooooooooooo......
>>151998718It's all about the cruelty with women, they genuinely hate their men and want them all to be broke and sexless, the most offensive thing you can do as a man is be a sex haver without their permission
>>151999478I don't want to look up the place that's just PUBERTY.God damn.
>>152009116What was her name, anon?
>>152004874Human-sized, and sub-par.
>>152004737Like he could have stopped the sex part. She was a white girl, she was gonna go after Mr. Peanut Butter if she couldn't fuck Bojack.
>>151998831Imagine being 16, and be ready to suck 50 year old cock, just because he's a celebrity. And then realize, there are people like that in real life. Crazy that self respect needs to be taught, like tying shoelaces.
>>152006754Women are genuinely not even human. God damn we need AI waifubots and artificial wombs as soon as possible so they can just be made completely obsolete.
>>151998661I never saw last episode of Duck Tales 2017. I was just to sad to see it end, and can't do it. That show was so good.
>>152009333You're overcomplicating it. Men just need to stop putting women on a pedestal and listening to their opinions on basically everything.
>>152003016In S3 he finally figured living his dream(finally making that movie) wasn't going to fix his problems either. In S4 he finally understood he had to stop carrying around his childhood trauma and move on. They really seemed to be working on having him confront one problem or issue at a time, then in S5 suddenly Bojack is just irredeemable and can't ever improve so he better just stop trying and accept he's a bad person.
>>151998831people being upset about this and not the alcohol poisoning really says something about society>>151999914>That's what make him human
>>152006747For the unrealistic cynical big city career-girl falls in love with a optimistic small town want-to-start-a-family man?
>>152009248I can't name all 4 billion of them anon
the show is so unintentionally fucking funny because it perfectly encapsulates the psychology of an LA person. they all act like they're heckin' wholesome forward thinking progressives who value practicality over punishment but deep down they're extremely judgmental hobbesian types who think the only reason people don't spend their whole lives doing shitty antisocial things to others and pitying themselves for it is fear of consequences. it's the kind of thing made by people whose worldviews are based entirely on vibes and what "side" of the culture war they are on
>>152009333It's literally so obvious that the video you're responding to is ragebait and you fell straight for it retard never reproduce
>>152010498The video was shared online for ragebait, but women do actually believe what she is saying.
>>151998831He DIDN'T fuck her though.
>>152010498>>152010521Yeah, she is an actress, but I have seen the character she is playing in hundreds of twitter threads, overheard from coworkers, etc.
>>152010649The point is real women do think like this. It's a mindset of saying MEN should have the power by being the senior in a relationship but it's totally okay if it's an older woman. Y'know not like most adult molestations are female teachers going after their male students.
>>152010725*shouldn't have
>>152006950>>if the roles were reversed it would also be acceptable, no mother ever threatened the life of an older woman with her teen sonYou don't have a very close relationship with your mother, do you?
>>151998846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu5AWnTp1Oo>BACK IN THE 90S I WAS IN A VERY FAMOUS TV SHOW
>>152010975you don't have an argument, do you?
>>152010498many women literally think like that though, and also low T white knights who can't even be attracted to hot older women
>>152011070
>>152009333No, they're human. It's just that most of them are literally mentally retarded to about the age of around 15. They mentally mature to that age faster than boys (hence the "girls develop faster than boys" phrase)...but they get STUCK there for the rest of their lives in most cases, while boys mature into adults eventually, if their parents do their job..
>>152002908Having an actual horse dick would explain a lot about his life sucking, even fully erect a horse cock is basically a big floppy low-density tube and they're notorious quick shots, at a human scale it'd be surprising if he can even achieve penetration in that case.
>>152011860He DOES have low stamina in the sex scenes he's been in onscreen (well, slightly off-screen).
>>152010561Because her mother stopped them and kicked Bojack out of her property.
>>151998945because they didn't have the balls to kill bojack off
>>152002908all of the fan art shows him with a horse cock so that's what I believe
>>151998981No, I don't. I like Smallville where most of the time the horror he faces is not sleeping with best girl (when you're a teen) bipolar Chloe, and it's otherwise about being jacked, saving people and having a rich friend who is great to you for several seasons. My daughter likes Peppa Pig, which is about the luckiest swine child and only misery porn for daddy pig 10% of the time. Our favourite version of the Justice League is Justice League Action.
>>152011860Heh, I guess so, but wouldnt he have a nickname of quick shooter or something? And how does Princess Carolyn keep wanting to be with him again?I'd assume it isnt cuz of his horse dick?>>152012483I see.I assume from the few nude shots his dick is average to small.Thats how I followed it with this xmas doodle I did a good year or so ago.https://files.catbox.moe/q48icu.png
>>151998864It's missery porn
>>152009273kek
>>152012687Presumably not. The reason IRL women who do it are able to get anything out of fucking horses [and not just fucking die] is because the spongey and low density flesh of a horse phallus compresses when tightly confined, and only a small portion of it is really usable [the size is largely a delivery mechanism, it needs to be higher volume because it's underslung and equines aren't the most well designed for how they breed, meaning a stallion has to struggle to get the tip in without being kicked in the guts or the balls and killed], scaled down to human size ranges and it'd be kind of like if you filled a condom with beanbag stuffing and compression would make it feel even smaller, assuming a woman's cunt is even tight enough at that scale.
>>152012687No, Carolyn keeps getting with him because it's a comfort thing. They had a long relationship both in bed and professionally. And being a woman, she can't stand being alone for a long time.
>>152012483Porn art of gorillas shows them with baseball bat-sized cocks, gonna believe THAT? Watch the show, there's a few comments from women about his dick over the seasons where you find he's not that impressive downstairs.
>>152012069https://youtube.com/shorts/p0_Nf4ARFHs?si=GurQN5TGSd3aWVIm
>>151998831No-I mean, yes
>>152013013...I see.>>152013014Ah, makes sense.I've tried to get intot he show but simply fell off at the first season. Love me some Carolyn though. Dont know why.But i seen sorta her story about being lonely and possibly desperate for companionship. I assume she tried many times with Bojack but he was to immature or self-centered.I also saw she married that beardy human dude and had a adopted a porcupine daughter so, good for her, i guess.Love that one little comic strip of her going to a late night porn place and getting eaten out, goes home and cries herself to sleep.
>>151998831Imagine if Bojack was caught balls-deep doggy-style in that young dear pussy.
