Does any daughter of Peter Parker Spider-Man and MJ have a love interest? And I do mean from any official continuity.
>>151999801>marywhorefag opnope
>>151999801>>151999941When did I say anything about liking anything about paul?
>>151999801Sex with Annie ToT
>>151999801made for anal domination
Did I just hear someone say... P-P-P-PAH-PUH-PAH-PAH-PUH-PAH-PAAAAAAUUUUUUUL?!!???!!
>>152000227>>151999941If you guys want Paul threads just make a Paul thread.
>>152000366You can't stop Paulin' Time.
>>152000396 Despite how they stupid they made Paul's introductory with the image of him being happily married with two kids to MJ the guy is not a father to any kids of MJ in any official continuity those kids were From Another Dimension meanwhile Peter Parker has had kids with MJ or at least one daughter in multiple dimensions ,
>>152000427Paul's real children are his googolplexes and googolplexes of fans around the world.
>>152000427Paul also definitely looks like a fucking child molester.
>>152000474>his face when he finally gets his sweaty hands on Dylan Brock.
>>152000468>>152000396What is it about Paul that makes him so fascinating to Polish people and child molesters?
>>152000513Well, I'm neither Polish nor a child molester so I can't speak on behalf of either of those groups, but speaking on behalf of myself, I find it hilarious how much he pisses Spider-Man fans off, and at this point you deserve to be pissed off if you keep coming back to Marvel like a battered housewife and expecting things to be different this time. As Radiohead said: you do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
>>152000576Oh I'm not saying you are, I'm just saying he resonates with people from Poland, particularly child molesters from there. Why is that, do you think?
>>152000587Sodomy non sapiens. That means "I'm fucked if I know." Honestly, though? I think the real reason Paul gets so much hate is because Spider-Man fans are way too invested in the love lives of fictional characters, and anyone who gets that invested is probably compensating for their own love life, which is somewhere between lacking and nonexistent. They're really living up to the stereotype of comic book fans being sexually frustrated virgins.
>>152000635Okay, so why are people like Gwenschizo equally obsessed with him, but from the opposite end?
>>152000686I dunno. Why is any schizo obsessed with anything? You'd have to be one to really understand.
>>151999801Personally, I'm a fan of clonecest between April and May.
>>152000227Go to hell.
>>152000635>>152000576You're going to have to move on to Flash Thompson eventually anon. Time is passing you by.
>>152000576What a waste of life.https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/h-ziFHqQoMVP1tks6KqfTg/order/asc/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/VoqXFh8WKVLyx3VxKJaleA/order/asc/https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/xV3jz4l-FIGBqvb1Tlvv5A/order/asc/https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/iuWb1z_YZRIupK5Q4fptog/order/asc/https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/lzUEi8JXKzZfLQX9UJlP-w/order/asc/
Oh hey, a no-life spamming loser is having another meltdown and projecting again.As always.Reminder>low quality posting>spamming/flooding>avatar/signature use>trolling outside of /b/
>>152000576You could have left this thread alone and done something else instead of wasting another sunday being a faggot, but you just couldn't help yourself. Look at yourself. It's baffling that you think you have any right to look down on anyone else.
Venom 253Paul goes back to MJ's apartment and Flash asks MJ if they can be more than friends, she says they will have a real coffee date the next time.
>>152001325Fake and gay.
>>151999801April got done dirty by Defalco.
>>152001325The whole thing was a fake out because they were trying to lure out Madame Masque. And they're not together as it's a fake out
>>152001647Who Defalco?
>>152001325So that was a *fake* coffee date, then?
>>152001911MJ was bugged by Madame Masque
MJ was slugged by Madame Masque
>>152001944Bugged"
>>151999801Only May and technically April from MC2 have an official love interests.For May she dated Gene, had a crush on Normie and dated Wes but they broke up off screen. April Kissed Wes but wasn’t into him and tried dating Gene but kept getting compared to Mayday.Annie is the only that doesn’t have a love interest at all.As for Benjy, even as a baby apparently another baby liked him, had Faye in that one JJ abrams comic and if you count Richard he also has Felicia.
>>152001928>>152001944So that implies she wasn't having coffee with Flash willingly. I mean, okay. It's still just coffee.
>>152001218Where?
>>152001980>had Faye in that one JJ abrams comichuh? doesn't it end after he takes up the mantle? there was more?
>>151999801Annie May had Miles Morales when found her with Spider-Zero
>>152003131>Annie May had Miles Morales when found her with Spider-ZeroWhat?
>>151999801I'm just here to say anyone who comes to the defense of the mandates, and tries to erase their intent of long-term synergy with Sony's own guidelines for Peter, need to kindly fuck off from this thread
>>152003038Yeah but even so the book explicitly has Faye being Benjy’s love interest in the comic.
>>152000474
>>151999801Sex with Annie.
What are they doing to MJ in Age of Revelation and what do they hope to accomplish without Ultimate universe?
>>152000965>>152001126>>152001208>>152001248Get a real life and you won't have to hate Paul so much.
>>152001647It really felt like he was building up for an April/May fusion during a critical fight, but I don't remember it ever happening
Kek, the spamming tranny is seething and projecting again.Looks like reminding it what a loser it is does get under its skin.
Fuck it, Paulin' Time again.
>>152006246She died and so did May
>>151999801>all girlsYou mean to tell me Peter's seed wasn't capable of giving him a single son
>>152006704men are hecking misogynists, so they keep aborting all the male babies to have only girls
>>152006704That's the baby
>>152006433Get a real life and you wouldn't have to spam Paul so much. You've let 2 years of your life go down the drain for NOTHING. You have to keep this act of yours up because the reality of your situation would crush your soul. >>152006604Jesus Christ, you're pathetic. This guy rally hit the nail on its head >>152006550
>>152007186What about the reality of your situation? You hate a fictional man because a fictional woman was in a fictional relationship with him instead of the other fictional man you want her to be in a fictional relationship with. How pathetic is that, huh?
>>152007270I never think about that at all. It's you and your constant spam that we all hate.
>>152007283Well, lots of people think about that. I've seen countless posts hating on Paul, and I'm apparently the only one who sees the absurdity of it all. It's all just a big joke, why am I the bad guy for laughing at it?
>>152007287Get a job.
>>152007293Answer my question.
>>152007299For someone who "sees it all as a big joke" you sure take yourself way too seriously; and expect others to as well. Take a hike, kid.
>>152007329If you want me to be the bad guy, then I'll be the bad guy.
>>152007344You are a child.
>>152004036ESL Indian poster
>>152007350There's no point in trying to have an actual conversation with you so I might as well mock you. It's more satisfying for me that way, and as for you... well, you don't want to be satisfied anyway, so it's a win-win.
>>152007398>There's no point in trying to have an actual conversation with you so I might as well mock you.'Took the words right out of my mouth. How much money do you make in a year btw?
>>152007405Eleventy hundred Paulillion dollars, as a matter of fact!
>>152007412>...and nobody laughed
>>152007421Except me. I told you, I'm the only one who sees the absurdity of this whole stupid situation.
>>152007436You're absurd in your own way and the fact that you're too limited/unwilling to see that is very sad.
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>>152007450
>>152007398Satisfied with what? What are you rambling about you fucking incel?
op still necrobumping....
>>152007405The funny part here is that "I'm not arguing with you, just mocking you" line is pretty much what I used against him a few threads ago.Lmao, looks like it hurt enough because he's now trying to repeat after the adults.
>>152008381He's a weird little faggot; he fascinates me. I wish I could take a peak into his actual life, but he's pretty much given me all that I need to know about him. He's just a no-life manchild playing: >epic machiavellian internet troll XD but with a super duper important message :[ Blegh. It's so tiresome. I wish he would just quit already, but what else does somebody like him have? I'm probably the only friend he has.
Miles x Annie May
>>152006513I was expecting her to be the edgy and troubled sister that would eventually settle down and be an ally and rival. We never got Peter and Kaine being bros so it would've been nice to see something similar.
