Is this a fair fight
>>152004330Deku lost that thread and every future thread as well
>shoots deku in both of his legs
>>152004330yeahfor my cock
FRAUDwise (IT) vs FRAUDna (Faggot Things)Who is the biggest FRAUD in horror?
Chiun SOLOS BnHA.
Who can defeat this BEAST?
>>152004413fuark!
NO SAAR PLEASE SAAR GO EASY ON ME SAAR!
>>152004416>mario is his cheerleaderWhat the fuck bros
>>152004416Not Mario or sonic that's for sure.
>>152004413Of course! BnHA is gun tier, Chiun is not.
If FAGtos is so strong, why was his episode so SHIT?
>>152004477his episode was the best, fraud
>>152004538>Sonic will never be as successful as Mario>Sonic will never be as fast as the Flash>Sonic will never be as strong as GokuNo wonder Soniggers are so insecure…
>>152004538FAGkuFAGGOT...
Hold it
>They think I want pity
Spending 20 dollars on DB or spending 70 dollars on Pokemon Z-A
Death Battle/VSphere fans are either massive faggots or the meanest chud you'll ever meet there is no in-between
>>152004657>nerdy hobby is either the nerds that trooned out or the nerds that chudded outYeah no shit
>>152004538I LOVE it. That's U Sonic. U just can't get enough can U? In the future it's going to B so bad that you'll demand to B fucked twice a day and not just with plumbers in a three way. Why not let others see the beautiful voluptuous body and watch U shake uncontrollably when U Cum. They'll go out of their minds. Then I'll find more friends and we'll tie U up so Ur helpless. I'll direct them to have their way any way they want! Who can make U [scream] the loudest!!! Maybe I'll just line them up and have [them] squirt in Ur mouth, Ur bussy all over your tits and ass all at the same time. You'll B covered in cum and we'll make U eat it all and taste everybody's cum. The next morning you'll B a little sore but Ur still going to want more..
There's nothing wrong with wanting to shove your cock down the throat of your conquered.
>>152004666Well satan am I just fucking retarded for wanting a middle ground>No retarded faggots and No bitter clittycelsWhat ever happened to joy and bliss?
>>152004679Nope
>>152004686Nigga this DEATH BATTLE!!! Get your ass outta here, go back to weenie hut juniors!!!
Given the emasculation aspect of DB you'd think more fujos would be into powerscaling solely for the humiliation factor
>>152004413>>152004416>>152004426>>152004671>>152004679
Just beat up a sissy libtard who is crying about his favourite character losing, you already know who my hero is...
So if I'm understanding this right Gun > composite fiction yes?
>>152004722Nope.
>>152004719Superman
You know how the thing about the Eucharist and wine is that they fully transubstantiate into Christ's flesh and blood on consecration (but only still taking the appearance of a cracker and wine).Well that's sorta what happened to the street, and the walls, and especially the mountain.
>>152004718So is he stopping time or is he just going faster?
>WAAAAAAAAAAH WHY ARE THE FIGHTS TO DEATH IN "DEATH BATTLE" I WANT MY HECKIN' HEROES TO BE WHOLESOME CHUNGUS BROS AND HAVE GAY SEXEnough.We must be better men.
>>152004746Yes
>>152004747>tender loving respectul gay sex with equally matchedEw...>brutal sodomizing rape in which the loser is, cucked, forced to crossdress and emasculated complete with small penis humiliationRETVRN
>>152004756So there are levels to his super speed? Neat.
>>152004767Posts that make you scream KINGTOS
>>152004773Norsetos believes in respectful tender gay sex complete with evenly matched frotting.Greektos believes in brutal stomping sodomy with forced crossdressing and cuckoldry
>>152004781Greektos is more real, I don't think there is such thing as respectful sexThere will always be a dom and sub, yin and yang, I don't think any character in fiction has transcended this duality
>>152004781Neat
>>152004772Kabuto is probably a better match for Sakuya than Dio, and it shows.
I'm a monster beyond multiverses...A creature above concepts and all of creation...A boundless beast...
I demand GREEKtos have anal sex with me while I watch Norsetos make love to my wife
>>152004538As a Sonic fan it makes me so happy to see him GAPED and RAPED by Mario (who has only ever uplifted Sonic by allowing his delusional "rivalry" that Sonic has never once won a single time) and Goku (who Sonic rips off at every single possible opportunity). Without my hero's MASTERS Sonic would simply have flopped and been shelved decades ago!
>>152004807Sun Wukong
>>152004807Optimus Prime...
>>152004812... never even laid a finger on the Buddha so it can't be him.
Enough already...no more matchups...I can't handle any more pain or humiliation....
See that mountain? You CAN'T bust it.
>>152004821>SHIThaLiterally made by indians cuz they are fucking miserable
>>152004821He still rapes the shit out of your favorite character nigga
>>152004831My favourite character is the Buddha.
>>152004831Gets raped the shit out of by your favourite character*
>>152004722Yes
Please do not hurt my feelings and post cuck porn of my HERO, I am a sensitive young men and I'd like to have comfy kinorino respectful discussion...
Focus, M.
>>152004538Fagrio and Fagku...
Sonicdomy...
The score?
>>152004807Beavis and Butthead
>>1520048723-0 my KING
>>152004872>Evil supermanSub moon level
>>152004877This is true since they made Buddha lose enlightenment by accident.
>>152004872>Evil SupermanWould NEVER even touch HEROku. Only real Superman has the power to beat him
>>152004896Could he do it?
The Creature.The Monster.The Beast.
Post the buddha destroying a mountain.
>>152004907Evil Superman beat Canon Comic Superman in the latest crossover, and also oneshotted Ultraman
Superman is already evil. He sabotages the other heroes whenever they try to stop wars or advance humanity, and canonically lives to see the human race go extinct (while he himself lives forever because le sun powers and lets earth be consumed by the sun)Injustice Superman is Superman if he turned good.
>>152004946Kill yourself Listroon.
Sonicsisters...https://youtu.be/cQVB9koUi7w?si=5Fqe4IeWHLAgZFdA
>>152004330More or less. Sam/Alex/Clover still wins, though.
I'M A SUPERSTAAR!
>treats Mario's fireballs like boogershttps://youtu.be/vMxwPgzF4ME?si=_3vMCcyQ831FzmNO
Reminder that Yusei Fudo is apparently the Wally West of Yugioh.
>>152004538>Guess SonKEK couldn't go fast enough
>>152005036We've moved on from that boring matchup
>>152004844>silly powerscaling brainrot >after krasuraIt's so hard to tell if it's bait
>>152005036Could he beat Kamen Rider Kabuto>>152004806
>>152005050TOO BAD
>>152005052Your mind is broken. Kratos was already universal at the end of GoW 1
>>152004554Having lived through Sega mocking Nintendo every chance they got during the 16-bit console wars, it's vindicating seeing Sonic mogged in so many ways.>Mogged by Mario on the console wars>Mogged by Sony on the console wars>Mogged out of the console market>Mogged by Mario in Death Battle>Mogged by Mario at the box office>Mogged by Goku in Death Battle
>>152005023Mario Bros... Don't look please
>>152005053Idk maybe
>>152005061Sonic has a better win loss ratio than Goku could ever dream of
>>152005061Sega won. Sonic is a household name. Mario is only popular with 40 year old man children and Goku is only popular with 40 year old mexicans
I think if you post gay rape porn to shitpost over animated fanfiction that might be a sign of being terminally online and having a mental illness
>>152005086I was bored.>Mental illnessBingo
Why superman has so shitty matchups (not counting Goku)
>>152005117I'd say Optimus vs Superman but let's be honest Optimus needs max wank to even beat regular superman and everyone is just pretending the fight is good cuz "muh themes"
>>152004872How would Evil Superman fare against Omni-Man and Homelander?
>>152005117I think Superman should run a gauntlet against every popular Superman expy he has as a death battle
>>152005081>Sonic is a household nameAre sonicfags literally retarded
>>152005135He gapes them all
Notice how Chris-Chan's mascot is Sonichu and not Dark Mariogician
>>152005142Moviebob,Andrew Dobson, and The super origami kingdom exist.
>>152004652I wouldn't even spend 70 bucks on a good game
>>152004652Don't buy that piece of shit game
>>152004416>Mario and Luigi are SO fast they can be in two places at once according to Kirby's infinite reaction speedFUAAAAAARK
web.archive.org/web/20230519063527/https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Son_Goku_(Canon,_DBS)/Unbound_NimbusGokubros...we're STILL 9-B and we can't edit it or appeal to the mods because the page was deleted. This will plague the very archive of the interwebs for eternity UNTIL the interwebs ceases to exist history will have us as 9-B...how do we cope?
>>152005199Woah... Sonic is WEAKER than 9-B?
>>152005117Optimus and Mario are good
>>152005023>TROONoying HRTrange
>>152004652all better then spending 200 dollars to give to our local tranny like what one anon did here
>>152005117Even his "contrast" matchup with the Scarlet king is ass, scp-682 unironically has a better contrast with superman
Superman vs my porn addiction? Who wins?
>Removes Amy's clothes with a touch padMario won
>>152005214It's my work and it's getting animated, fuck you it's more then you'll ever do bitch
>>152004915no since they did it by making him feel joy
>>152005228…
>>152005228>Mario getting bitchesCanonically Mario isn't interested in any woman romantically since Nintendo officialized peach and Mario are just friends. Plus Mario isn't into animal women.
>>152005243HALRIOjordanic...
>>152005245Only in murica
>>152005231what?
>>152005243Proof Mario is older than 12>He's a plumber Proof New York has child labour protection laws in Mario's universe?
>>152005254Oh wait i thought you were talking about the fact i paid this amount for a sprite fight, even tho I didn't mention it here lol
Post proof Mario and Sonic aren't gay foot fetishists?
>>152005267They are.
https://youtu.be/DrdhPk1hUBo?si=S8n5a_XqjnizZXkdSonicbros... We job to Ben 10!?
>Mariolikes feet clean and well pedicured>Soniclikes feet stinky and ungroomed
>>152005081>Sonic is a household name.>Mario is only popular with 40 year old man childrenMario:>$8.75 billion ($7.33 billion in video games, $1.3 billion at box office, $21 million in home media)>Super Mario Bros. ($20,915,465 DOM, - INT, $20,929,518 WW)>The Super Mario Bros. Movie ($574,934,330 DOM, $785,945,405 INT, $1,360,879,735 WW) Sonic the Hedgehog:>$7.37 billion ($5 billion in video games, $1.196 billion at box office, $1 billion in licensing, $180 million in home entertainment)>Sonic the Hedgehog ($148,974,665 DOM, $170,741,018 INT, $319,715,683 WW)>Sonic the Hedgehog 2 ($190,872,904 DOM, $214,548,614 INT, $405,421,518 WW)>Sonic the Hedgehog 3 ($236,115,100 DOM, $256,047,504 INT, $492,162,604 WW)
>>152005128Nolan wins easy. Injustice Superman was barely cosmic and couldn't beat Brainiac on his own. He only got as far as he did cause everyone else in Injustice was nerfed too. Comic Homelander is still fucked, though.
>>152005288The GAP will get further
>>152005305I thought the bottom image was bare asscheeks from the thumbnail
>>152005260
>>152005280Could Mario beat Alien X?
>>152005326Post Alien X destroying a castle.
>>152005117Popeye and Ultraman are solid.
Would you kiss Mario
>>152005328Armordrillo destroyed a castle
>>152005338FUAAAAARKHe's way stronger than Alien X then
>>152005326Alien X is Omnipotent.
>>152005317HALrio...
>>152005288>>152005305I'm disgusted by sonicfags but if tendies need to judge a movie's success by its fucking box office and not it's quality then you faggots need to get the shit beaten out of you. Fuck your low standards and your need to validate consoomers buying and supporting shitty movies to win a god damn powerscale debate.
TRANSnic lost. Cosmically.
>>152005351Mario rapes and gapes all of Invincible in a death battle and a financial battle
>>152005336I mean if kiss Daisy
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
Would you kiss Sonic
>>152005351>DIMELESSvincible the LOW QUALITY is speaking
>>152005351The sheer irony of using SLIDESHOWvincible to complain about quality.
>>152005364I want to see you try.
>>152005362>>152005366>>152005377Nigga I do not CARE STOP SUPPORTING ILLUMINATION GET BETTER STANDARDS. STOP PRETENDING TO LIKE CHILDREN'S MOVIES TO WIN A POWERSCALE DEBATE. YOU'RE GROWN ASS MEN. ACT LIKE IT.
>>152005365Hedgehogs eat their own poop
>>152005392Be better.
>>152005379I don't trust a word you say Bejita.
>>152005410Why didn't Sonic simply say "time huh"?Is he stupid?
>>152005392I'm a grown ass man alright.KINGtos' masculine cheeks...
>>152005410Could Ace/Geats kick Ben 10's ass
There are plenty of characters who beat Ben 10, but Sonic is not one of them
>>152005429Idk
>>152005450No one beats Ben 10 in a properly researched fight actually.
https://youtu.be/naGPDBf4wn4?si=NeO7xvq6Lar9sEanGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG TRANSNICSISTERS
>>152005454
>>152005410>>152005461Wow both are completely wrong
https://youtu.be/-kvpIDaEPSA?si=_fERvgShFZmxeh5a>Xe's KNEELING>>152005492I don't think so
>>152005423Sonic isn't fast enough to travel through time. Just like Goku.
>>152005492Yeah Ben doesn't need Alien X to beat Sonic and Goku doesn't need ultra instinct.
>>152005516>Goku out of nowhereGoku Derangement Syndrome is a terrible thing that effects 9 out of 10 Sonic sisters.
>>152005514Oops forgot image
>>152005492Idk looks like canon fact to me
>>152005535And there it is, only a matter of time before SHITriofags and SHARTkubrowns started posting their fetish shit with Sonic again. Obsessed.
>>152005454What will Cuck 10 do when a drill bigger than the multiverse comes at him?
>>152005549Erase the drill and Simon from existence with a single thought.
This feels slightly morr accurate and that's being generoushttps://youtu.be/H_QYsHTR388?si=MgSbgY_O8-MKatEY
>>152005552Post Jobber X not losing to Four Arms.
>>152005527Is Goku fast enough to travel through time? Is he strong enough to compress air in his lungs to the point that when he exhales it freezes?
>>152005549Job and die
>>152005561You're still obsessing over Goku when that image wasn't about him at all. Very sad!
KWABnic!https://youtu.be/u3WavI_eKvM?si=zTjD2Z4m2_0GgKwi
Wonder Woman butt rapes Thor btw
>>152005608We missed out on Wonder Woman beating the shit out of Bejita...
>>152005601>Part 1
Why ben 10 faggots so disingenuous
https://youtu.be/mAOL683ZWx0?si=jzGMrXRTV9QVEez->Lost to heatblastKWABOOTY!
>>152005616Bejita would get skinned alive by even Mewtwo
>>152005627Omnipotence means infinite, yes.
>>152005036YUSEEEEEEITOOOOOOS
>>152004330Dude noA fucking one-off gadget from Totally Spies was said to be able to evaporate the ocean
>>152005637Gross. Never post this again.
>>152005637Hot, post more.
>>152005656Two proud cucks
Reminder that Sonic canonically needed a massive power amp just to blow a hole in the moon btw.
>>152005656The valorous heart and victorious soul of /dbg/
>>152005667Lol weak hedgehog
>>152005675>>152005669>>152005667>>152005663>>152005656>>152005629>>152005627>>152005608>>152005601ULTRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>152005667Just because you keep posting that out of context doesn't mean anything tardku rat
>>152005627How else do you think Hal vs Ben was such a touchstone moment in the fandom, why do you think there was a guy posting Hal in every Ben 10 thread that followed for about a month
Alright now that it's been concluded SHITnic is fodder to Cucky Ben, time to pit Sonic against a fodder verse, who wins this?
>>152005627The only disingenuous thing in this image is the fact you can see Sonic's power level on this chart. Alien X could face a trillion, trillion Sonic's and wouldn't even utilize a single percent of his power.
>>152005704>Cucky BenThat word has been thrown around so much in these threads that it's essentially meaningless now
>>152005704GODwave will save Transformers and put Eggman in the 3-0 club
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Post beasts with universe level durability and wall level AP
>>152005730
>>152005713More like chuddy Ben. All these aliens he turns into have civilisations and cultures but he makes up essential racial slurs for each of them. Diamondhead? Might as well turn Asian and call himself Slant Eyes.
>>152005704Ultra Ego Eggman wins
>>152005753Woah woah woah he is not supposed to be THIS based
>he's talking to himself again Do everyone a favor and go to /m/>>>/m/catalog
>>152005757Alright! It's hero time! I choose Heatb-Pavement Ape?! Awe man not again!
>>152004413>SOLOS BnHABnHA characters have negative IQ, anyone who's smarter than a piece of stale bread can solo that verse.
>>152005757I mean he's a dickhead who thought he was making up cool names but are just blatant slurs for aliens based on how they look. if he could turn into a Saiyan he'd call it "space monkey"
WE NEED MORE SCHIZOS!!!!!!
>>152005740I think the artist behind this is the devilman guy
Solid state invincible is probably My favorite song from the indie era i like even more than hells angels
>>152004686>middle groundThis concept was methodically eradicated from public consciousness by now. Everything, even imaginary battles between imaginary characters, is a radicalised us vs them battle.
>>152005796Kamen rider? Its more like edgy rider
Borzoi vs Pitbull Who wins?
>>152005815Oh my god this guy is a menace
>>152005839We don't Death Battle dogs here.
>>152005853We should
>>152005656The weak cuck soul of /dbg/
>>152005663Mario and Goku yes but what do they have to do with that image?
>>152005796Cap has to fight this???
>OUT OF NOWHERE
>>152005877>Mario and Goku yes but what do they have to do with that image?>Sonic and Deku projecting again.
>>152005881No, Spidey does
>>152005656>>152005663>>152005872>>152005899
>>152005864How in the fuck did a german shepherd-like dog even appear in fucking Boston 200+ years after the apocalypse? Whatever dogs have survived the bomb drop long since became mutts, as seen in every previous Fallout game.
>>152005907This happens every time I ask if the ice cream machine is working.
>>152005881Damn he's good
>>152005907But canonically Deku is a teacher in the best hero school of the country, and also has a supersuit that allows him to be a pro hero... Why people continue to screech about McDonald's?
>>152005915It's a synth, duh.
>>152005927
>>152005928Deku was a powerless wage cuck for many years before the cope supersuit while also not dating Ochako for the same many years.
>>152005864Dogmeat is immortal >No you see it's a different dog named Dogm-Shut your bitch ass up
>>152005944>a powerless wage cuckHe's literally a teacher in hero equivalent of Harward. Or is anyone who has a job, no matter how prestigious, a wagecuck?
>>152005928>People hate my hero fandom>People hate Deku>Deku loses his powers at the end of the manga and stops being a hero>Make a joke of Deku because they get to shit on him and his series which pisses of the fans of said seriesIt's really not that hard to understand
>>152005928>Why people continue to screech about McDonald's?ESLeku...
Please Marvel......stop with the Hulk wank. He will GAPE ME!!!
>>152005972Just throw acid at him
>>152005955But the joke is lame when it's directly contradicting the actual source material. That's not how slander works either.
>>152005972Doomsday... didn't say this or even express any indication he remembered gaping Hulk.
Nigga
>>152005928>Canonically Deku is a wagey without powers using a suit his BVLL Bakugo bought him... 7 years after Deku lost his powersThis is an impressive hero to ESLs?
>>152005990
>>152005972Doomsday....
>>152005954>>152005981post deku kissing ochako on screen
>>152006001... won't ever have to worry about that.
Why did Ruby have to be raped... Didn't she suffer enough as is? Girlfriend stolen, spotlight taken away, and now beaten up in Death Battle.
>>152006003I...I...I...
>dekufags getting uppity
>>152006003>Muh OchakoSo can you explain how Deku is a wagecuck when he's teaching in the best hero school in Japan, or not?
>>152005972Superman....
>>152006019Yes that's wage cuckery while everyone else in his class is a superhero.
>>152006026>everyone else in his class is a superheroWhich is still wagecuckery. Heroes are literally paid by the government to perform a specific set of duties.
>>152006019>deflectionnot that anon, i guess you can't post ochako and deku (cuck) kissing
>>152006036>deflection We were talking about jobs, not Ochako. You're the one trying to weasel out of having to admit you've lost.
>>152006019>>152006035Deku heavily wants to be a hero again but was forced in the teacher wage cage for almost a decade.
I'm pretty sure he just broke this guy's neck with that punch
>>152006045i'm not him schizo, and the reply chain starts on deku being cucked while ochako gets it on with others
>>152006052
>>152006048>heavily wantsHeadcanon. You literally can't prove this (outside of one EDITED panel). Meanwhile in canon Deku flat out states he likes being a teacher.
>>152005036Its funny to me that Yusei doesn't really have any inherent super powers like the rest of the Yugioh protags yet he still rides a motorcycle into space to summon monsters that can destroy galaxies.
>>152006069>heavily wants>Headcanon. You literally can't prove this (outside of one EDITED panel). Meanwhile in canon Deku flat out states he likes being a teacher.Deku literally cried like a bitch when Bakugo had to give him the pity suit award. Along with other teachers constantly knowing he desperately wants to be a superhero again and asking him about it
>>152006048So now you're moving the goalposts again. We just agreed that heroes are wagecucks, no?
>>152006069Why did deku immediately drop teacher duties the second he got the suit if he wanted to be a teacher? Your self insert is pathetic.
>>152006069Why did decuck become a hero again when BakuBVLL gave him his cucksuit?
>>152006076>he desperately wantsHeadcanon again. I take it you only read the manga through shitposting on /a/? Otherwise it's weird how you feel the need to constantly mention that he OBVIOUSLY DESPERATELY SERIOUSLY TRUST ME BRO wants to be a hero and is OBVIOUSLY unhappy when all Deku said was that he kinda misses it but is perfectly content being a teacher.What the fuck is this nigger mentality of yours?
holy shit this guy does self insert as deku, what a melty kek
Surely you can post Deku kissing Ochako.
>>152006077You're still calling deku a wagecuck either way here, kek. At least the heroes are doing what Deku wants to do for years while he's being locked in teacher cage (that he isn't faithful too)
>>152006081>did deku immediately drop teacher dutiesHe didn't? He's still a teacher. Again just blatantly admitting you didn't read the manga.>>152006093>Why did a teacher at hero academy return to being a hero on th side when given the opportunity?Next you're gonna ask why Present Mic or Eraserhead are heroes if they are also teachers.
>>152006108In all 430 chapters (plus the bonus epilogue), in all 170 episodes, in all the games, in all 4 movies, I can't find a SINGLE instance of Deku kissing ANY girl let alone Ochako.
>>152006112>>152006096Nigger, you say he's perfectly content being a teacher but Deku immediately went back to hero work without a second thought in both manga and anime. Teacher or not, why didn't he deny the cuck suit or think on it for a week?
you retards know he can be a teacher and a hero right?literally the majority of the teachers at the school are active duty heroes too
>>152006112They wanted to be teachers and were content with teaching. Their choice was to retire from pro heroing to be teachers. Deku did not ever want to be a teacher. Not a single time in the entirety of MHA does he show an interest in teaching, his goal was always to be a pro hero. And he failed miserably for 7 years until Bakugo finally took pity and his "friends" stopped ignoring him
>>152006109>You're still calling deku a wagecuckNot really, you're the one screeching and pissing yourself because think being a teacher in the most prestigious school in the entire country is wagecuckery. Either both being a hero and being a teacher are wagecuckery (since both are jobs with a salary paid by the government), or neither are. >doing what Deku wants to doWell, then being a teacher is okay because Deku wants to be a teacher? Thanks for conceding.
This is incredibly sad to see. An honest to goodness Deku self inserter shitting his pants over his hero being made fun of
>>152006129>Deku immediately went back to hero workHe didn't go back, he's still a teacher with pro hero being a side gig. Read the fucking manga Jesus Christ
>>152006149>He didn't go back, he's still a teacher with pro hero being a side gig. Read the fucking manga Jesus ChristDeku immediately put on the cuck suit and went to hero work the exact time he was given it. If he was perfectly content with teaching he'd at least be more hesitant.
>>152006139>Not really, you're the one screeching and pissing yourself because think being a teacher in the most prestigious school in the entire country is wagecuckery. Either both being a hero and being a teacher are wagecuckery (since both are jobs with a salary paid by the government), or neither are. >N-not reallyYou literally conceded when you said heroes were "ALSO" wagecucks, so Deku is a wagecuck either way. You already lost. >Well, then being a teacher is okay because Deku wants to be a teacher? Thanks for conceding.He wanted to be a hero for 7 long years.
>>152006137>Deku did not ever want to be a teacher.>Deku says he's okay being a teacher and is shown being okay with it>IT DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT IT JUST DOESN'T
Noticed how the self inserter still is dodging Deku never kissing Ochako.
>>152006155>he'd at least be more hesitantWhy? It doesn't interfere with his day job.
>>152006159>You literally conceded when you saidYour entire argument was that Deku is supposedly a wagecuck because he's not a hero, despite having a prestigious job. When presented with the fact that by your own definition hero work is also wagecuckery, you folded.
>>152006164>Deku wants to be a hero his WHOLE life>Deku is shown to want to be a hero the WHOLE manga>Timeskip 7 years where he's a sad cuckold but at least he's okay with the fact he's a teacher now that he has no other option!KEKAROOOOOO
>>152006185>Your entire argument was that Deku is supposedly a wagecuck because he's not a hero, despite having a prestigious job. When presented with the fact that by your own definition hero work is also wagecuckery, you folded.You're only answer was saying "WELL BY TECHNICALITY BOTH ARE WAGEKEKS"You folded.Also I'm literally watching Deku crying over being given the suit. You're downplaying him wanting to go back to hero work for your narrative.
>>152006077>heroes are wagecucksJust to give you an idea, this HERO with the power to make black holes? Has to be a janitor for a theme park.
>>152005704Nah. No more Transformers episodes.After Starscream v BlueFaggot and Frieza's pity win I think the bridge is firmly burnt on Transfomers fans tuning in to Death Battle.
>You're only answer Deku SAAR calm down you are making more and more obvious mistakes.
>>152006210>has to beisn't Thirteen a rescue hero?
here I am to deliver a stomping to >Cell >Yujiro>Akuma >Raoh>composite Tai Lungand more
>>152006174A person in need of a hero would interfere with teacher work if he wants to do both. We've seen this throughout the series.
>>152006217no it's not, we still want to see X vs Primal and Rodimus vs Invincible
>>152006222what about God Speed?
>>152006235let's not go that far, also who gives a fuck about him now?
>>152006225>would interfereNot really. What we've seen throughout the series is that heroes have a certain set of duties like making patrols etc, but are otherwise free to pursue other things like being a TV star or a radio host. Hell, many licensed pro heroes are rarely in the field at all.
>>152006220Yeah, and whenever there isn't some earthquake or other shit to clean up, Thirteen is cleaning up at USJ.
>>152006222he'd get gaped by cellraped by Yujiro
>Kamen Rider can absorb electricityHow durable is this asshole?
>>152006219the same comment made the correct use of you're and your after that so that's just a typo, not esl
>>152006279
Oh Peter would HATE fighting this guy so much
Deku won this thread
>PETERPETERPETERPETERPETERPETERPETERPETERPETERPETERPETERPETERMy HERO SOLOS!!!
>>152006222>Not even the strongest in his verse >Not even the second strongest either >Not even the third strongest Nah, you're fighting Semi-perfect Cell, Jack Hanma, Seth, Hyoh, and Peng
>>152006284Typo is just a buzzwordIt's all ESL
>>152006318...THE GETTING KEKED BY PAUL COMPETITION!!!
>>152006307>Deku won this threadYou still dodged him kissing anyone the entire time so no.
no comment
>>152006327>Prevented us from being a BVLL's slavesMONSTER!
>>152004330I knew Death Battle threads were bottom of the barrel crap (all powerscaling discussions are) but jesus christ each thread is literally just 500 posts of shit like >>152004679 and >>152004426Why haven't these threads been relegated to /trash/ yet?
>>152006340KAMEN RIDEEEEER
>>152006307>people in the thread call deku a cuck>some self inserter derails the entire topic to something else while constantly not providing proof of him kissing any girl >"Deku won"
>>152006349We do not know.
>>152006349Death battle threads get 404'd at least once a day, so there's something. The /trash/ening hasn't occurred yet though.
IS THIS NIGGA SERIOUS
Post Bejita
He's just killing mutants left and right god damn
>still spamming his literal whoKWAB!
>>152006410>literal who
LMAO Talk about Cannon Fodder. This is Eggman's greatest masterpiece???
>>152006365>derails the entire topic to something elseThe entire discussion was about wages and hero work. No one even replied to your weird cuck fantasies.
Superman would slaughter in 40k btw.
>>152006437Yeah I don't see Captain America beating this guy
>>152006434You literally replied to one of them, you self inserting cuck. The argument started here >>152005663>>152005907 and you kept moving goalposts and still can't post deku kissing anyone while ending the other argument on "everyone's a wagecuck in mha" Deku lost.
>>152006423Sonic is a fraud verse and Baki upscales
Thor would also fuck up 40k BTW.
>>15200643940K is a jobber verse so that isn't very impressive.
I LOVE BEING JEWISH.I LOVE SCAMMING THE GOYIMI LOVE TREATING THEM LIKE CATTLE (they are doe)I LOVE CHEWING NEWBORN FORESKIN...MY HERO?
Actually the most unserious superhero I've ever seen. I understand why Japan loves this guy so much now.
>>152006494STARFISH HITLER
>>152004330I loves Charlie's angels.
>>152005692>what literally happens is out of contextSonigger cope.
>>152006468>Get unique and rare fruit>Young and Foolish >YOU DIDNT SHOW UP FOR ME I'm supposed to pity this nigger why?
>>152006468
>>152005667>Reminder that Sonic canonically needed a massive power amp just to blow a hole in the moon btw.It wasn't even a moon or anywhere near the size of one, kek. This is sonic's strongest form too.
>>152006279>only a million voltsOh nonono...
>>152006558The End isn’t moon-sized? Kek it’s even worse than I thought.
>>152006537He meant 'why didn't I meet a good role model like you when I was young.'. He's accepted the fact that he's going to die for what he did.>>152006554>they actually let Thor go with himbased, but then again, it's not like they could have prevented him from going in if he wanted too.
Why does he hate CapeGODS so MUCH?
>>152006605Hulk took something from him
>>152006605
Reminder that a simple trip to a grocery store in a run of the mill Texas town convinced Boris Yeltsin that the USSR was utterly and completely defeated.American Grocery stores are strong...
Hero Worship is unhealthy
>>152006605Because our HEROES are TIMELESS!!!!
>>152006615I'm gonna sound gay as fuck, but I love these comic moments that just show how honest to god good of a man Superman is.Same with how Batman use to be.>>152006629Syndrome wouldn't have happened if his hero was Superman.
Reminder that Superman says NO to domestic abusers.
>>152006635Read fucking comics. You're embarrassing to Thorfag
>>152006605https://youtube.com/watch?v=y7TRnJboDFc&pp=ygUjUmVkIHRvcm5hZG8gYnJhdmUgYW5kIGJvbGQgaHVtYW5pdHk%3D
>>152006650>Reminder, Thorfag always try to be philosophical But ALWAYS come off as uneducated and annoying. He doesn't like comics, he likes the Aesthetics of liking Comics.
>>152006650
>Bring me SHART the Clown>Bring me KEKY the Doll>Bring me Freddy KruGAY AND FazBITCH
>>152006615This is a bad thing
READ THORFAG READ
>>152006635>Trespassing
>>152006670
>>152006650Kratos would have saved each one btw
>>152006681>Kratos would have saved each oneyeah, saved them time, by pushing them off the ledge himself
>>152006635>how Batman use to beWhy don't you pick up a Batman book ONCE in your life
>>152006468I like when Thor gets to be more emotional and sincere, showing that he really does have humanity in him and he is truly worthy. Too often he's either the resident jobber or a butt of the joke or just measuring stick that exists to show "look this is a serious situation even Thor is here!".
>>152006605https://youtube.com/watch?v=EHLCFG0zCc4&pp=ygUWRXZlcnlib2R5IGxvdmVzIGEgaGVyb9IHCQkeAaO1ajebQw%3D%3D
>>152006468>40kNo superhero is homosexual enough to survive in 40k. It's THE most gay franchise possible that attracts an INSANE amount of closeted homosexuals and just plain faggots. It's honestly mind-boggling.
>>152006650Deku would have saved each oneBy letting them each have a turn with Ochako
>>152006726ENTER
>>152006349I treat this place like an Indian treats his shitting street. As in this is where I shit everything.
Give me a matchup and I'll tell you who i want to win
Give me a matchup and I'll tell you an unbias answer of who WOULD win
>>152006785Johnny Test vs Dexter
i can't name one line from the mario movie. not a fuckin meme line or some jack black pretending to be bowser ass line.the fuckin koopa literally screaming "blue shell" because this movie knows its fandom are slopeaters and can't rely on them getting the reference took me out for the rest of it.It's referenceslop.
>>152006794Johnny Test winning would basically be a male version of Deedee fucking up DexterI'd like to see Dexter try to overcome it + i like the show's art style more then Johnny Test's
>>152006790What do you think about >>152006794 ?
>>152006803Your review is noted. Galaxy is still doing another billie.
>>152006803He says mushroom, pizza, pasta. All Mario needs to say.
>>152006812yeh, it's like how the MCU constantly does great despite its nosedive in quality.
>>152006812Mario Galaxy will have Mario say Ravioli, spicy meatball, and spaghetti
>>152006823>Mario Galaxy will have Mario act ItalianThat's good
>>152006803Him yelling Blue Shell was actually requested by Miyamoto as an Ultrman reference. He also requested Mario and Green Mario do the rider kick at the end.
>>152006838He eatsa the Pizza. Mamma-mia
>>152006781Barbatos no diffs.
>>152006811Pretty sure Dexter slaps and it's not even close. Johnny Test rarely has anything Planetary
>>152006729Kek, but seriously.Warhammer fanbase is just some special brand of gay.>Okay what if Primarchs were got chicks instead of dudes?>fags proceed to spend absolute bare minimum talking about said hot chicks and instead fantasize and write about male consorts that would be fucking them, how special and cool and handsome and wholesome and big-dicked said dudes are to the point they write an entire fanfic specifically about that aloneWarhammerfags love to talk about how deep and rich the setting is, but it all invariably turns to some fujo style "my husbando is better than yours" shitflinging. The focus changed from using the universe to make an army and use it against another army to some capeshit about a few superimportant basically superheroes running around.
>>152006605Because his TRANIME idols are temporary!
>>152006873>Fantasizing about other men fucking womenFavourite character?
>Cannot win ONE mecha robot match-up in DBPower FRAUDgers.
>>152006881KINGtos! What those women do with those dark skinned gentlemen are not my business.
>>152006887>That hand N
>>152006895I
>>152006898>RacismG...
>>152006902G.
>>152006930A
>>152006883That's what they get for having infinite Anti-Feats
>>152006961>SHITku out of nowhere
>>152006961Antifeats didn't stop KINGtos...
>>152004416
>>152007014BOOM
>>152006961>NICtos out of FUARKING nowhere
Chosen Undead vs Anyone who can swing a weapon faster than 1 attack per twenty seconds
>>152007042
>>152007074Base form Mario is so strong that he TANKED an attack that would render Sonic's most POWERFUL enemy to dust
Baki vs Mr.Satan when?
>>152006961>MarioTOS out of NO WHERE
>>152007086>They actually made Infinite JOB to a FUARKING ThwompKWAB!!!
I am mindbroken...
>>152005086Mariosisters... they keep making fun of us...
>>15200579660s/70s manga is pure insanity, Getter Robo manga also has a fuck ton of gore and weird shit
>>152006349/dbg/ is the only thing keeping /co/blr alive
>>152007074>LORDrio tanks 5 that's right 5 BRUTAL crushings unlike SISSYnic who dies to the very first oneFuWARK!!!!! My hero is... S-SO STRONG!!!!!
>>152004718>>152004756YAWN!!! If he's so fast post him doing this.
>>152007347But what about >MUH SPOODERMAN threads>Barely disguised I WANNA JERK OFF TO CARTOONS threads>*posts a screenshot from Twitter* WELL, /CO/, WHAT DO WE THINK?! threads>AAAAAH THERE'S NOTHING TO READ! WHAT, COMICS THAT AREN'T DC OR MARVEL?! SUCH THING DOESN'T EXIST! threads>OOOOHHH CARTOON ANIMALS *furiously jerks off* threads>SUPERMAN IS OUTDATED! MY ECELEB TOLD ME SO! threads>AAAIIIEEE MY FAVOURITE COMICBOOK WRITER IS A SEX PEST, HOW COULD IT BE? I LOVE JERKING OFF TO CARTOON CHILDREN BTW threads>I FUCKING HATE DC/MARVEL *buys another comic*/Co/ is alive and well
>>152005251Technically it'd be KYLEnic since every canon girlfriend he's gotten has been consistently written off the plot of their respective games one way or the other, not exactly fridging but it's pretty damn close
>>152005351Thank you CHADark I can't wait for season 4 of your show to come out and have the conclusion to the viltrumite war looking like THIS
>>152007409Why is everyone dabbing on Vincible now? Did the show really have such an insane drop in quality?
>BRING ME KWABRIZARD
>>152007419kinda
which character?
>>152007466Bejita
>>152007466House
>>152007466Where's Denji?
>>152007466where the fuck is Candace? we need more redheads
>>152007491
>>152007383I cannot....
>>152007493forgive me for having a fucking typo, you autistic sperg. kys
>>152007493>>152007504
>>152007506no I wanna keep on fighting. I'm getting hard right now
>>152007466Asuka
>>152007041Just a BUG unintentionally swallowed in your SLEEP for BARBATOS!
Cape threads are better.
>>152007493>imagine having an autistic rage over someone being tired>>152007504>imagine having a meltdown over an accidental typo (You) madeboth of (You) are autistic Mexicans
>>152007419People didn't like season 2 since it was boring and then the entirety of season 3 was a QUALITY PowerPoint until the Conquest fight at the very end
>>152007536TRVKE
>>152007536YUP!
>>152007543how bout you go fuck yourself
>>152007555>still assmadhow embarrassinglmao even
>>152007559let's fucking fight. You are also getting me horny right now, fag
>>152007578>retard autistic mexican crashes out once another retard autistic mexican crashed out on him all for an accidental typonever gonna let this go
>>152007589cope harder. I'm not a fucking pussy like you, fag.
>>152007592yes you areyou need to give up
>>152007596>waaaah no u no u no ufucking cope
>>152007466Otischads
I miss the iconic diaper duo...
>>152007632new thread niggas
>>152007639This one still has 50 posts
>>152007639don't call me like that
Were these generals always retarded shitposting and glazing? Even fucking VSBW has very marginally better discussions than this
>>152007601
>earlyBITCH>KratosKEK
>>152007601I recommend you get a room already>>152007646>>152007647Sorry for starting early, no matter. I got it prepared
>>152006271post Cell doing this and his peak strength not being via a statement
>>152006423>only character from the original universe to survive the multiverse being rewritten without being effected
>>152006781this is the one time where the Reddit matchup is better then what we shilldoes anyone give a fuck about Barbatos? DC doesn't even care about him anymore, it's like shilling a matchup for Perpetua
>>152007694Kill yourself listtroon.
>>152007694end your fucking life listtroon
>>152007694consider suicide listtroon
>>152007694Fuck off listtroon
>>152007694how bout go fuck yourself listtroon you fag
>>152007694Drink bleach, listtroon.
>>152007694You should've been killed in Venezuela on that faithful day
>>152007694Die in a mass shooting, BLM riot or ICE riot listtroon
>>152007694Pull a Rob Reiner and get stabbed by someone you fat fuck tranny
>>152007694You upset the capeslopper with this one
>>152007694sftu listtroon
jesus christ i've never seen people this united on these threads before>>152007694make a list and DIE
>>152007694put me in the screencap niggasalso>>152007632new thread just in case
>>152007694kys
>>152007694Bait used to be believable
>>152007694What is the reddit matchup in this case anyways
>>152007694Gokubro btw.
>mass replyKnull vs Madoka sucks too and is a stupid stomp for Fuck, only reason that's shilled here is because of coincidences
>>152007041
>>152007829this sucks
>>152007694Why did one guy reply to this post 20 times?
>>152007849Barbatos anon having a melty because nobody cares about his nobody, decided to used two devices to show his displeasure
>>152007694listtroon graces us by bumping this thread with mass replies
>>152006319Skillet awakened a lust for effeminate men in me. I want to fuck failedmales so hard they turn into cockhungry bimbos at the mere smell of my pheromones. Nothing turns me on more than ghe notion of grown men degrading themselves into mockeries of women just for the sheer degenerate pleasure of having a penis in their mouth.
yugibros, explain this...
>>152007862I'm betting is the capeshit slopper or ottocordPick your poison
Isn't the reddit match Knull vs. the Destiny tranny?
Tbh i don't give a shit about death battle or capeshit I just hate trannies and love bullying them
>>152007862Barbatos has fans? I understand why Batkek has fans because I'm one of them but Barbatos? he's one of the worst Crisis event villains outside of the dude of Dark Crisis
>>152007911Live capeCHAD>>152007694Die Listtroon
>>152007694you're brown listtroon
>>152007862Capeniggers really are mentally ill
I have a sneaking suspicion it was listroon mass replying to make his opposition look badanyway Barbatos sucks and Madoka sucks
>>152007694let's fucking dance, I'm getting hard from you, fag. Fight me now, step up to me!
>>152007870Bejita...
>>152004652Pokemon Legends A-Z unironically.I had a blast with the game, the characters are lovely and the soundtrack is fire.Alternatively, if you are so desperate to powerscale Yu-Gi-Oh, you can... You know... Watch the anime yourself and build your own Powerscaling tesis about the series instead of paying for someone else's opinions
since we're almost to 500 posts>>152007632feel free to bump ityou're welcome
>>152006961SONICTOS
>>152007694Based retard tranny making Barbatoshitters seethe
>>152007900Yeah I thought they hated Knull vs Madoka on reddit, that's the impression I get from the tourists that come here
>>152007888wtf
>>152007946I'm pretty sure it's like Superman vs Scarlet King where it gets laughed about but no one actually seriously considers itEven if you were looking for a DC opponent for Knull, Reddit usually wants Nekron instead of Barbatos
>>152007958That's actually too reasonable to have come from Reddit. Expect shit like Marquis of Death more.
>>152007958That's the impression I got, I suspect it might be funny when it actually happens because no one seriously considered Carnage vs Lucy or Venom vs Crona either
>>152007694Based
