Why don’t Reed’s enemies just roll him up and stick him in a tube?
>>152015436They don't have any tubes lying around
>>152015633Good point. They should buy some.
>>152015723Reed will be finished once they do
>>152015436Because the Thing would sock 'em.
>>152015436>little friend
>>152015436AIEEE SAVE ME BEN
>>152017355>it's a taffy pulling machine
>>152015436MCU Reed would literally die from that.
>>152015436I'm pretty sure they do, regularly.
>>152015633Better hope he never goes up against space pirates
>>152017355The world's smartest man is no match for my.. uh.. taffy pulling machine?
>>152015436Because it wouldn't be funny. Well, not as funny when Ben does it.>>152018533Marvel can be a weird world when it wants to be.
>>152015436>Could just stick him in a tube or delta p>Does picrel anyway
>>152015633Shove him up your ass
>>152018459>Movie Johnny seems to at least be supersonic>Movie Ben can pull a fucking tanker on his own >Movie Sue can push around Galactus on her lonesome >Movie Reed... Feels excruciating pain if he stretches like 4 times his original lengthWhat the fuck, man. Can he even embiggen or morph his limbs?
>>152018459Why is everything so fucking gay
>>152018840I'm surprised Doom hasn't turned him into a carpet or wall decoration yet
Would you buy a Reed bean bag
>>152019525What, and kill his favorite plaything? You underestimate Doom's generosity.
>>152019416Nope. The director made him a weak bitch on purpose.The reason was the typical stretchy powers are too goofy in live action. I’m glad the movie flopped.
>>152015996He'd also rock 'em
>>152020137>this is “too goofy” for live action
>>152015436Didn't he mail himself somewhere like that once?
>>152020137>r63 Dr. Richards
>>152015436It's because they are dumber than a rock
>>152015436Doesn't he need to breathe?
Reed can enter Sue's ass like an eel
>>152022894now I can't the image of Sue doing "personality excretion" bimbo play out of my head
>>152021982CARLOOOS!
>>152019890Looks comfortable
>>152024208Dont like blonde reed
>>152015436You'd have to beat his ass first. Kind of hard to do, hence the tube thing never being done
>>152015436Doom would put him on a cumjar.
>>152018533This isn’t even the last time it happens.
>>152024941
>>152018459Galactus was about to use him as a cockring
>>152015436Because Ben Grimm's grip is strong
>>152019890I need a friend like Reed Richards
>>152015436Why don't they just trap Reed in a vial?
>>152019431Because people can’t read
>>152026224*Reed
>>152015436>Breaks out of the tube>Kicks Ben’s ass>Takes Sue out for a bike rideReedbros…
>>152015436Aren't the Fantastic Four just a bunch of jobbers who spend every comic being bailed out by SUSAN STORM, THE SUPER POWERFUL TELEKINESIS WOMAN!
>>152026671>TELEKINESIS WOMANFuck off casual
>>152026671>SUSAN STORM, THE SUPER POWERFUL TELEKINESIS WOMAN!
>>152026257>People can’t ReedCARLOS! But yeah that’s about right. Every live action Reed post 2000s movies have been shit for some reason.
>>152020962
>>152027044TAKE THAT, PLASTIC MAN!
>>152015436Why doesn’t Reed Hulk Out more? Is he stupid?
>>152027823He’s too polite.
>>152026671Open a comic for once in your life that was before 2001.
>>152015436Why doesn't he fill up the entire tube
>>152015436How many villains would have tubes be on brand for their gimmick?Think before you post.
>>152019890I like how creative the recent run is when it comes to his powers.
>>152028631Yeah, it’s great. Maybe the best thing, art-wise, in recent comics as a whole.
>>152027410>>152027044Lol, now try all four
>>152028631
>>152027823He's not allowed to be that sort of cool. Smart, handsome and strong is simply to much of a combo.
>>152015436reed let ben do thatthey're pretty 50/50 in the Kirby/Lee years but you know when Reed is pissed because he wins
>>152029136Tell that to Batman and his Protegé
>>152029162they spent the last 40 years deconstructing Batman too
>>152028973>>152028987>He could just turn into a car or shape his eyes into actual binoculars if he wanted, this is him just messing around.It’s over
Sue should’ve been the stretchy one.
>>152029950Have I got the Disney pixar Brad Bird Directed movie for you!
>>152015436
>>152030075Kek. Yeah but Stretchy Sue doesn’t look bad either.
What should have happened in jack kirby's fantastic four run, but didn't
>>152019416MCU Reed's rubber powers are just a bonus, his true super power is his intellect which is why his glorified mousetrap against Galactus worked
>>152030075Speaking of which, does DC do anything with Elastiwoman?
>>152031573Tbf the plan to teleport Earth WAS going to work had SS not intervened. The mousetrap seemed desperate since well, it was; they had no other option at that point.
>>152030891Is this AI or did Kirby really fuck up their legs that bad?
>>152031591No not really. Although TTG of all things actually made her Plastic Man tier. Picrel is an edit.
>>152031788Read the filename, it's AI. That anon is trying to force himself as a "notorious" spammer by making this type of post in every single thread.
>>152015436Idk
>>152015436What if Ben shoved that tube up his own up ass?
>>152026224>500 yard penisIts so over for us.
>>152015436>Leave Richards to me
>>152029361Has no-one has thought to boost Reed's powers yet? It seems like all the pieces are there.>super scientist>Ben has changed back to human form before>Sue got the force field boostCould just give him a Plas tier upgrade, though I guess they like the body horror for him and Maker better...
>>152015436He is simply too quick for them. The Fantastic Four can NEVER lose
>>152033399I feel like Johnny and Sue would still have the same names
>>152030199
>>152033141This. At least the recent comics are taking a step in the right direction. People seem to like it, so Reed might get a buff soon.
>>152019890hahaha>>152025151don't we all
>>152030199Reminds me of the cursed timeline where everyone got Reed’s powers and fucking hated it. Except Chad Johnny.
>>152036082>my entire character is "boo hoo I'm a freaky rock man" but man are these stretchy arms ridiculous Zamn!
>>152036294Perspective matters. I’m sure if they knew being permanently transformed into a four fingered rock monster was on the table they’d take their stretchy arms and shut up.
>>152036082Johnny is a treasure
>>152037022He really is
>>152033141He can already stretch over a big city. And I have an issue where he solo-ed the super apes who gained intelligence.
>>152033141What an inconspicuous wall
>>152015436Here’s a better question. Why haven’t Kamala Khan and Reed ever interacted?
>>152038881She's just some streetlevel poo and Reed Richards is a super scientist and a public figure
>>152036082Johnny would've used stretchy powers better than Reed
>>152036294>haha stretchy arms>UGH WE’RE DISGUSTING MONSTERS
>>152034858Was nice seeing the Syndicate again though does Ryan North have something against the Thing?
>>152029950Agreed, stretchy powers with woman are always turbo sexy.
>>152038689*whale
>>152039616The fish on the left also kind of resembles Plas
>>152039764I noticed it as soon as I posted, kek. Colorist must have been having a bit of a laugh that day.
>>152039587Seeing more of Helen's powers was the best thing about the sequel.
>>152040017He makes for such fun animals
>>152039764It took me a minute to realize it wasn’t him…
>>152015436Ah the old tuberoo
>>152039500Elastic powers would fit Johnny's modeling career
>>152033141It's mostly that Reed doesn't need it. Sue got her upgrade mostly so she'd have something to do at all and Ben's human form is always just played for drama. But Reed's already got a strong powerset + superscience stuff.
>>152015436I always assumed mr. fantastic's stretching ability was just kind of a goof, his actual contribution is sci--fi tech.
>>152041883Has he ever used his tech knowhow in battle, though?
>>152015633This is the best post I've seen in some time
>>152041883The best solution is what he does a lot on North's run, using his stretchiness itself to solve science problems.
>>152018459I doubt it happens but I'd like if they go back to this scene and have it so that Reed starts training to further his abilities and avoid something like Galactus ripping him in half again in the future.
>>152044093This run is garbage, though.
