Why is she so STUPID?
bad genetics
>>152020665Her last name isn’t Hill. She was Peggy’s niece by blood.
>>152020665Cousin cum on the brain.
>>152020665because she hillbilly trash, that's why
>>152020665Some people are just that dumb. But she's the good kind of dumb.
>>152020866I read that in Cotton's voice may he rest in peace
>>152020665What do you reckon was in that sandwich?
>>152020665Balancing. Giving her high intelligence with that body would've been overpowered.
>>152020671she is literally blonde with blue eyes genetics are fine
>>152020665Sir Reginald Featherbottom III was the brains of the operation.
>>152020665>literal dumb blonde>trailer trashthere's your answer right there
>>152020665inbred southern trailer trash
You'd never take advantage of little Luanne now, would you? I'd like to think King of the Hill fans are better than that...
>>152020665She wasn't, at least not at first. She was an exceptionally skilled mechanic in S1.
She only became stupid after Hank blew up the Mego Lo Mart. After the explosion burned off Luanne's hair and killed her boyfriend Buckley, she became psychologically traumatized. As time went by, her sanity declined and she became an air-headed bimbo unable to think for herself or make her own decisions. Luanne is a cautionary tale of what happens when you bury your sorrows instead of facing them.
>>152021666Yes... ha ha, cautionary, that's what it is. Not something I find hot or anything...But seriously, her IQ was already dipping low before that. The episode her mom comes back was mid season there. You could make a case that seeing her drunken dumb white trash mother broke something in her and made her doubt she was able to become anything better than the stock she was cut from. or make a case that something her mom did to her between all the trashy behavior and forcing her to drink nudged her over the edge into full bimbo brain
Luanne? You mean LEWD Anne
>>152021619"Advantage" is a dumb concept, besides she had Sex before, so I'd just ask her if she wants to do it
>>152020665because you make her out to be
>>152020665her jail-bird mom probably gave her a special little twinge of fetal alcohol syndrome where she's fucking stupid but not full on retard.
>>152021619Imagine how firm it must feel...
Sucks that they chose to write her out of the show, but at least Peggy's doing a decent job filling the gap
>>152023540I haven't stopped imagining.
>>152020665Both her parents were drinkers
>>152020665She's not stupid, she's ignorant
>>152025030>>152023540>had a nice ass before asses were as mainstream as titsIncredible.
>>152020665she's not stupid she's just awareness bigpaired
>>152021666A week being deprived of meat probably didn't help her brains either.
>>152025124She was ahead of the curve
Season 3 is goated
>>152020665Stupid people exist, anon, they're not a rare thing.
>>152025905luane aint stupidshes an expert mechanic, and routinely knew more than most other characters.she just behaves like a retard, fails at beauty school, and routinely makes god awful choices.
Still prefer Connie.
>>152026033>preferring the town bicycleC'mon, anon, you're better than that.
>>152020665hank throwing a sandwich at luanne is some serious early installment weirdness
>>152021529>you get that penguin back here, I'm not through with him!
>tfw no Luanne's feet episode
>>152026375Even episode one was way weirder than the rest of the first season, which was also weird. The camping episode set up Eustace and his son to be regular antagonists on Rainy street but they were basically never seen again, and the same episode showed in a flashback that all of they guy's dads were basically just older versions of them which also never happened.
>>152025979What's the worst choice Luanne made in the series? No, marrying Lucky doesn't count
>>152020665Flanderization, she was originally an airhead but still showed aptitude in some fields. I think worst is her going from being a competent mechanic to just liking Lucky's truck because "its shiny"Like Luanne should be asking Lucky the axle ratio on his truck or if its been bored, not calling it "shiny shiny truck truck".
>>152027347facing the daughter of noveltygrillman, that kind of shit can leave you with severe brian damgeaplus didn't Luanna challenge from a fake wrestling background? that's like a moba player entering a poker tournament
>>152027413she didnt have much brain to damage
>>152027347going to beauty school instead of going into training to be a mechanic.listening to peggy hill ever.but also every time she gets a chance to improve, she doesn't because its an episodic show.
>>152020665Because she didn't kick a baby in the mouth and vomit.
>>152020665Probably missed out on early level education due to parents being garbage and was a but stunted from there. Also the Platters are kind of retarded, I imagine Leanne probably didn't stop drinking or smoking when she was pregnant either. Very tragic. But forreal though its mostly flanderization, she had some know how before but it was taken away.
>>152021442t. luanne
I just got an idea for an episode>luanne is spending a lot of time with a "friend" >peggy is curious and asks to invite him over for dinner>he's a mechanic/amateur race car driver kind of grubby but not a bad guy>hank and him immediately hit it off talking about cars>peggy doesn't like him and goes to talk to him in private the next day>tells him to stay away from luanne and not try anything funny>guy laughs her off and assures her he is not into luanne >he goes back to work and peggy leaves>peggy becomes annoyed wondering if he is gay or just using luanne>things come to a head at one of his races where she confronts him and accidentally messes up something on his car 30 minutes before the start>he tries to fix it but needs and extra hand>hank is in the bleachers and there is no time to get him>luanne shows up and she helps him fix up his car>he wins the race and after peggy apologizes>she asks why he's and he says that she's too sweet for him and reminds him a bit of his grandmother, he then pulls out his wallet and shows a pic of him with an old woman that has a vague resemblance to luanne>peggy smile and then her and luanne walk to the truck>right before the credits roll luanne says something about thinking he was gay as well>the b plot is bobby and joseph helping connie make a movie for her film class and they pretend to be POWs getting tortured in the hanoi hilton
>>152022572...He said, posting a cropped pic of Luanne molesting Bobby.
>>152020665she's cute and I wanna tie her down and tickle her until she cries
>>152024423Age has only made her more of a bombshell. Seriously, she's gone up a cupsize from the OG show.
>>152023540VERY.
>>152027413Does Luanne have a DEATH WISH??
>>152029562milk.
I'm watching KOTH for the first time now, in Season 4, and Brittany Murphy is fucking hilarious in this show. She gives Luanne so much personality (of stupid) in her line deliveries.
>>152021442>blonde with blue eyesMike Judge's style made her look like a blonde asian though
>>152030596>hey good looking!
>>152031060I vaguely remember being around 4 years old and pulling the shower curtain on my two teenage aunts while they were showering. I still have a memory of it because it was the first time I saw pubic hair.
>>152028255Flanderization hit her like a train. One of her very first appearances ever on the show had her not only pinpointing a problem with one of the Hill's cars' but fixing it like it was nothing. Then in the later digital seasons, she became too stupid to breathe and thought whatever images shown on an HDTV were actually real.
>>152031528A shame, really...
>>152029562They got a nice bounce to 'em~
>>152033005
>>152021619Honestly I don't like stupid girls. I can see myself being genuine buddies, not even friends just buddies. And Hank thinking I am just going to use her for sex while I just want to be left alone.
>>152034403Luanne edits feel... unnecessary. She's already perfect as is!
>>152020665She's a woman
>>152025455nnnnnice
>>152035433Now THAT'S a cornfed girl if I ever saw one!
>>152030424What a coincidence. I'm on Season 4, too! Can't believe I slept on this show all these years. Mike Judge can do no wrong
>>152036599Bill deserves to die alone.
>>152037659ok Kahn
>>152033005I don't remember this episode...
