Why is she so STUPID?
bad genetics
>>152020665Her last name isn’t Hill. She was Peggy’s niece by blood.
>>152020665Cousin cum on the brain.
>>152020665because she hillbilly trash, that's why
>>152020665Some people are just that dumb. But she's the good kind of dumb.
>>152020866I read that in Cotton's voice may he rest in peace
>>152020665What do you reckon was in that sandwich?
>>152020665Balancing. Giving her high intelligence with that body would've been overpowered.
>>152020671she is literally blonde with blue eyes genetics are fine
>>152020665Sir Reginald Featherbottom III was the brains of the operation.
>>152020665>literal dumb blonde>trailer trashthere's your answer right there
>>152020665inbred southern trailer trash
You'd never take advantage of little Luanne now, would you? I'd like to think King of the Hill fans are better than that...
>>152020665She wasn't, at least not at first. She was an exceptionally skilled mechanic in S1.
She only became stupid after Hank blew up the Mego Lo Mart. After the explosion burned off Luanne's hair and killed her boyfriend Buckley, she became psychologically traumatized. As time went by, her sanity declined and she became an air-headed bimbo unable to think for herself or make her own decisions. Luanne is a cautionary tale of what happens when you bury your sorrows instead of facing them.
>>152021666Yes... ha ha, cautionary, that's what it is. Not something I find hot or anything...But seriously, her IQ was already dipping low before that. The episode her mom comes back was mid season there. You could make a case that seeing her drunken dumb white trash mother broke something in her and made her doubt she was able to become anything better than the stock she was cut from. or make a case that something her mom did to her between all the trashy behavior and forcing her to drink nudged her over the edge into full bimbo brain
Luanne? You mean LEWD Anne
>>152021619"Advantage" is a dumb concept, besides she had Sex before, so I'd just ask her if she wants to do it
>>152020665because you make her out to be
>>152020665her jail-bird mom probably gave her a special little twinge of fetal alcohol syndrome where she's fucking stupid but not full on retard.
>>152021619Imagine how firm it must feel...
Sucks that they chose to write her out of the show, but at least Peggy's doing a decent job filling the gap
>>152023540I haven't stopped imagining.
>>152020665Both her parents were drinkers
>>152020665She's not stupid, she's ignorant
>>152025030>>152023540>had a nice ass before asses were as mainstream as titsIncredible.
>>152020665she's not stupid she's just awareness bigpaired
>>152021666A week being deprived of meat probably didn't help her brains either.
>>152025124She was ahead of the curve
Season 3 is goated
>>152020665Stupid people exist, anon, they're not a rare thing.
>>152025905luane aint stupidshes an expert mechanic, and routinely knew more than most other characters.she just behaves like a retard, fails at beauty school, and routinely makes god awful choices.
Still prefer Connie.
>>152026033>preferring the town bicycleC'mon, anon, you're better than that.
>>152020665hank throwing a sandwich at luanne is some serious early installment weirdness
>>152021529>you get that penguin back here, I'm not through with him!
>tfw no Luanne's feet episode
>>152026375Even episode one was way weirder than the rest of the first season, which was also weird. The camping episode set up Eustace and his son to be regular antagonists on Rainy street but they were basically never seen again, and the same episode showed in a flashback that all of they guy's dads were basically just older versions of them which also never happened.
>>152025979What's the worst choice Luanne made in the series? No, marrying Lucky doesn't count
>>152020665Flanderization, she was originally an airhead but still showed aptitude in some fields. I think worst is her going from being a competent mechanic to just liking Lucky's truck because "its shiny"Like Luanne should be asking Lucky the axle ratio on his truck or if its been bored, not calling it "shiny shiny truck truck".
>>152027347facing the daughter of noveltygrillman, that kind of shit can leave you with severe brian damgeaplus didn't Luanna challenge from a fake wrestling background? that's like a moba player entering a poker tournament
>>152027413she didnt have much brain to damage
>>152027347going to beauty school instead of going into training to be a mechanic.listening to peggy hill ever.but also every time she gets a chance to improve, she doesn't because its an episodic show.
>>152020665Because she didn't kick a baby in the mouth and vomit.
>>152020665Probably missed out on early level education due to parents being garbage and was a but stunted from there. Also the Platters are kind of retarded, I imagine Leanne probably didn't stop drinking or smoking when she was pregnant either. Very tragic. But forreal though its mostly flanderization, she had some know how before but it was taken away.
>>152021442t. luanne
I just got an idea for an episode>luanne is spending a lot of time with a "friend" >peggy is curious and asks to invite him over for dinner>he's a mechanic/amateur race car driver kind of grubby but not a bad guy>hank and him immediately hit it off talking about cars>peggy doesn't like him and goes to talk to him in private the next day>tells him to stay away from luanne and not try anything funny>guy laughs her off and assures her he is not into luanne >he goes back to work and peggy leaves>peggy becomes annoyed wondering if he is gay or just using luanne>things come to a head at one of his races where she confronts him and accidentally messes up something on his car 30 minutes before the start>he tries to fix it but needs and extra hand>hank is in the bleachers and there is no time to get him>luanne shows up and she helps him fix up his car>he wins the race and after peggy apologizes>she asks why he's and he says that she's too sweet for him and reminds him a bit of his grandmother, he then pulls out his wallet and shows a pic of him with an old woman that has a vague resemblance to luanne>peggy smile and then her and luanne walk to the truck>right before the credits roll luanne says something about thinking he was gay as well>the b plot is bobby and joseph helping connie make a movie for her film class and they pretend to be POWs getting tortured in the hanoi hilton
>>152022572...He said, posting a cropped pic of Luanne molesting Bobby.
>>152020665she's cute and I wanna tie her down and tickle her until she cries
>>152024423Age has only made her more of a bombshell. Seriously, she's gone up a cupsize from the OG show.
>>152023540VERY.
>>152027413Does Luanne have a DEATH WISH??
>>152029562milk.
I'm watching KOTH for the first time now, in Season 4, and Brittany Murphy is fucking hilarious in this show. She gives Luanne so much personality (of stupid) in her line deliveries.
>>152021442>blonde with blue eyesMike Judge's style made her look like a blonde asian though
>>152030596>hey good looking!
>>152031060I vaguely remember being around 4 years old and pulling the shower curtain on my two teenage aunts while they were showering. I still have a memory of it because it was the first time I saw pubic hair.
>>152028255Flanderization hit her like a train. One of her very first appearances ever on the show had her not only pinpointing a problem with one of the Hill's cars' but fixing it like it was nothing. Then in the later digital seasons, she became too stupid to breathe and thought whatever images shown on an HDTV were actually real.
>>152031528A shame, really...
>>152029562They got a nice bounce to 'em~
>>152033005
>>152021619Honestly I don't like stupid girls. I can see myself being genuine buddies, not even friends just buddies. And Hank thinking I am just going to use her for sex while I just want to be left alone.
>>152034403Luanne edits feel... unnecessary. She's already perfect as is!
>>152020665She's a woman
>>152025455nnnnnice
>>152035433Now THAT'S a cornfed girl if I ever saw one!
>>152030424What a coincidence. I'm on Season 4, too! Can't believe I slept on this show all these years. Mike Judge can do no wrong
>>152036599Bill deserves to die alone.
>>152037659ok Kahn
>>152033005I don't remember this episode...
>>152024423whoa MAMA
>>152031385umm... your aunts... are they still... together?
>>152024423>childhood is finding Luanne sexy>adulthood is finding Peggy irresistible
>>152022586Looks more like Nancy here
>>152020665https://youtu.be/FpZvRAIdRJ0>no it tipped overI love this cute retard so much
What was up with her and Lucky's romance?
>>152025833just started watching the show, short hair luanne was by far the hottest but with her doing the activist shtick while grieving for buckley feels like theyre gonna start using her to just be written as whatever they need her to be for an episode and forget how shes kinda smart at least with cars.
>>152037659bill was fucking annoying in the episode where he misses his ex wife so much he crossdresses and pretends to be her, as much as i like hanks friends sometimes they write them to be so annoying it makes me wanna skip the episode
>>152038666I think it was from a bumper - if I recall correctly, everyone starts laughing and Hank says "Come on, Luanne, you already got the job".
>>152033005I want those on a platter!
>>152039703They’re married to men.
>>152021619Nahhhh I fucking love busty bimbos and ditzy girls. Lindsay from TDI was my first /co/ crush
>>152042805TREMENDOUS taste you have!
>>152020665She was raised in a very bad environment non conducive of personal growth and it stunted her. People like her parents only teach their kids enough to get by and stay out of their hair so that they don't become high maintenance, wouldnt wanna be bothered driving her to dance practice or something. This is why Luanne is always looking to people to tell her what to do and has a hard time making decisions for herself.
>>152030412Damn sexy niece!!
>>152044044i could fix her
>>152039751adulthood is realizing minh is the real smokeshow
>>152037659>Bill breaks it off with a women who is genuinely into him and is willing to marry him all because the "excitement" of the relationship is goneI lost what little sympathy I had for him after this episode
>>152020909>new season>GH is an asshole just like cotton>bobby confirms that cotton probably did kill fiddy men and at least one was in ItalyTruly he is the gift that keeps on giving.
>>152041430At least in that episode he had a genuine mental breakdown and wasn't right in the head in the moment. Shit like the Santa Bill episode is a better example of Bill fucking things up by being an annoying slob.
Luanne is marriage material.
Would Luanne be a good mother? I feel like she would accidentally choke her son with her boobs.
>>152045418while hugging him, of course, heheh. Totally nothing incestuous here going on.
>>152020665Lots of people are simple like Luanne. Though most are mocked and quickly learn to feign intelligence. Their mockers are seldom much brighter but learn to feign intelligence as well. And so society sees no simpletons but is filled with arroganc. And they can collectively believe what they tell each other.
>>152045418She'd be the first thing he jacks off to.
>>152020665She's Peggy's relative
>>152044394Seasons 10-13 weren't the best written,
>>152044394Bill lost my sympathy in the cupid episode
>>152020665
>>152020665If you look at her (very rare) appearances in season 7 you can actually see that they were experimenting with making her less dumb. Her big spotlight episode starts and ends with her at community college and wanting to be respected and whatnot, and then in the episode where she turns 21, she appears to have friends her own age and doesn't say anything really stupid, she's just ridiculously easy to fool with a terrible pickup line.She devolved pretty fast after they dropped the community college thing and made her a hairdresser instead. I think in the end they thought they just couldn't write her if she wasn't a cloudcuckoolander, so they paired her with another character (Lucky) who also says weird things that make no sense.
