The Snorks are back https://www.snorks.com/
>>152022237Are they like water smurfs?
>>152022237I want to fuck that horse.
>>152022310They are more like Fraggles form Fraggle Rock then Smurfs
>>152022237but why
>>152022380Scraping the barrel for nostalgia points. Has Bananaman been revived yet?
>>152022310Yeah, they were an attempt by Hanna Barbera to capitalize on Smurfs popularity by making water versions back in the 80s.
>>152022237So they have taken just about everything form the 80s and tried to turn it into nostalgia bait. Now we're down to the C and D grade shit from the decade. I guess Centurions, Sky Commandos, and Glow Worms are next?
>>152022508>gyaru snorkSo these are those manmade horrors I’ve heard so much about?
>>152022445Someone at the Hanna Barbera had a snorkeling fetish or something, they had so much shows about underwater stuff and they all flopped, Sealab was canceled before it could air a full season, Jabberjaw lasted one season, Moby Dick was attached to Mighty Mightor and yet Mighty Mightor completely overshadowed it, their version of Aquaman and the Wonder twins with the water themed twin are mocked both until todayI wonder if they were trying to create Spongebob five decades earlier
>>152022604I think underwater stuff might have been just cheaper to produce backgrounds for, since so much of it looks that same and you could probably reuse a bunch of them not just for one show, but across multiple. How many times can you use the exact same solid blue background in a scene? Hanna Barbera was always looking for new corners to cut.
>>152022508If they fill it with bratty sluts itll be a success
>>152022237After decades of beating the dead smurf, they're finally going after its water variant.
Do Hurculoids next
>>152022508>piercing on snorkellol wut
>>152022508why do they look so slutty now?
>>152023195Always did
The Snorks are not ready for how much the internet will sexualize their head snorkels.Sucking in snorkels. Snorkels touching snorkels.Snorkels inside snorkels.
>>152022508>>152023195>>152023226Fucking/co/ once again makes my dick confused.
I don't know what you could possibly do with this series. It doesn't have the brand recognition ots contemporaries had.
>>152022237Who own the IP nowadays? I assume Warner has no hand on this.
>>152023618I think just a comedy slice of life show it's enough
>>152022508>gyaru snorkNever in my life did I ever think I would see those two concepts put together but here the fuck we are.
THIS IS GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH PORN
>>152023718If the Snorks become the next MLP I fucking quit.
>>152022508>>152023195seeing these designs they have potential, it's not like the carebears, those are imposible to sexualize
>>152022237would rape
>>152022237Hold on, let me find some shits to give you. Awww, sorry, I’m all out.
>>152023748>Snorks becoming the next MLPCoom aside I think the designs are nice and remind me of some Cartoon Network show I can't put my finger onGood luck to the people behind it
>>152024060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTEu1OAfNIQ
>>152022237>>152022508>>152023195ERoticThey should go the Splatoon route with these things
>>152024195
>>152022604They just had a couple of cookie-cutter locations for a show and constantly shuffled between them.Sometimes it was X thing in spaceX thing under waterX thing solving mysteries in spooky mansionsX thing on a road tripX thing is now a superhero that fights villainsX thing in high schoolThey put Josie and the Pussycats in spaceAddams Family on a road tripPartridge Family in spaceCharlie's Angels hanging with a caveman superheroThree Stooges as cyborg superheoesMonkees as motorcycle superheroesHarlem Globetrotters as superheroesHappy Days gang traveling through timeMork and Mindy in High SchoolI Dream of Jeannie in high schoolGary Coleman is dead and his ghost solves mysteries
>>152022508it feels a bit late to do the "they all have phones and cars now" kind of reboot but honestly I'm nostalgic for 2010's animation so maybe this isn't so bad
>>152024195>Dave AlvarezThat explains why they're drawn so well
>>152023226Artist?
>>152024420they had cars in the original show.
>>152024500Bcdickchix. You can guess what he does from that name and you won't like it unless you're a freak lmao.
did this thing even have fans at the time
>>152022310Yes. Except they don't have a village leader.
>>152022237I remember Daffney...don't remember her having a seahorse sexier than the entire female cast.
gamer snork named glitch
>>152024975And he's a streamer because he wears his headphone and a mic.
>>152024632>How bad can it be->Oh.>Ooooooh>Ew
>>152024975
>>152024975This generic template seems out of date.
>>152022237Are Nancy, Rob, and Barry coming back or...?
Why did no one told me this show had lore?https://youtu.be/DFTCd6kutc4?si=2Y_cJvN39M4dI4C6
>>152022508Is this a gyaru snork?These concepta are separated by decades from each other and fossilized in pop culture by modern standards.I feel like I'm watching Jurassic park by mixing these 2 revived dinosaurs that existed in different eras.But then again I like Maruzensky being a 56 year old horse grandma in highschool, who am I to judge the kids that love their dinosaurs.
>>152023838https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Care_Bears/1
The designs are nice, they don't try super hard to reinvent themAlso Lame joke about Jojo reference
>randomly watching robot chicken >the last scene genuinely give me a bonerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGld9SqrKpYdam
>>152025266I like how some Robot Chicken skits actually end in a happy or somewhat happy note
>>152022508would you?
>>152025450Already?
>>152025450I mean.. did you just make that? I can't find it on the web.
>>152022436D.C. Thomson announced a movie back in 2014, but literally all we got was a poster and a theme tune (that was admittedly pretty dope)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r7K0OgqNCMThe script for the movie then apparently got tweaked into a stage musical that nobody saw.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ulm9p1ffF0
>>152025450I'll just stick with Casey and her underwater booty
>>152022508i give up fapping and THIS comes out the next day????
>>152022237> animation and cartoons are so creatively bankrupt today that they bringing back the snorksWhew.
>>152025680It does bring up the question of who this is made for. Kids today have no nostalgia for something they never heard of. Anyone that watched the original, has kids that have graduated college.
Snork Dorks....we are SOOOOO fucking back
>>152025573SB99 drew this, didn't he?
>>152025706I guess they're hoping parents will show their kids the new cartoon, that's what they were banking on with the raccoons reboot
>>152023714Back in my day we the term was called bimbos
>>152025946all gyaru are bimbos but not all bimbos are gyaru, it's an old japanese trend were girls tan their skins and dye their hair to look like california girls
so, the website links to a youtube channel that has the episodes from the old showbut it has more shows, What the fuck is this???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB9CIV9uGxg&list=PLw8DqXE-tynCi9e31lzXvpuHAXuYqoulM
>>152026103That's interesting
>>152022508>>152023088If a Snork got a pierced snorkel...
>>152022237Finally!
>>152025450Impressive, really like the creative use of the snorkle
>>152023226Isn't this from the artist that makes a bunch of pissing and smegma art?
>>152026383Yes
>>152022237Made for human men
>Lahli
>>152025102>What a fucking Smurf!
>>152022326Same.
>>152022237Based
>>152022508Nice
>>152022237Oh god, we will all be watching
>>152024723It ran for 4 seasons from 1984 to 1989 so SOMEONE had to be watching it
>>152024956Cute
>>152026434Would
>>152025450I...I feel like it would end badly for me. But the temptation is so strong...
>>152026509I really dig this artstyle, feels very refreshing in the modern era.Oh god, it's gonna have rigged animation, isn't it?
>>152025774Draw her with a big fat belly
>>152025102Kek
>>152025450You wanna get vored? That's how you get vored.
>>152026568I wasn’t around during its heyday but I did Ike watching it on Boomerang back in the 2000’s. Not groundbreaking nor anything to gush about but it’s really fun and charming. I do remember really hating the episodes with those fucking seaweed people.
>>152026621reminds me of neopets
>>152026434Tradwife Snork? I can dig it.
>>152022237I remember watching the original. It was cute, albeit a lame Smurfs knock-off. I like the new designs; very close to the originals. It really all depends on the writing and voice-acting whether this will be a hit or an insta-forget.
>>152022237I'll be amazed if this even makes it as far as a full season. the only kid's show that's had widespread success recently and this sure as hell isn't gonna take that title.
>>152023748That would actually be based.
>>152026751snorkle vore would be a very deviantart consequence of a revival
>>152025573How tight are those pants?
>>152027105I'm wondering if it will even come out. "Dodo Reanimation Lab B.V." basically has no info online about it other than literally being founded last year around the time Dave Alvarez posted Snorks art. I think whichever 2nd party besides WB that owns the IP basically decided to do this and put the website out while this reboot attempt is still in really early development. And there being no announcement makes it seem like they launched this site early, or just unprepared to actually make this thing
>>152026021so like bimbos?
>>152022508wtf I love snorks now!?!
>>152027436As a vore flag may be aceptable, but would need to get really good artist ...
>>152027907The average gyaru is smarter, different appeal.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DFTCd6kutc4
>>152023195I'm glad they kept the exposed midriff.
Snorks > Smurfs
>>152022237>>152022508>>152023195>>152024956>>152025573I was about to vet on board with these sluts, but i've been binging Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and their straw thign reminds me of Shake, and it made things weird and awkward
>>152023290>willYou mean... already have?
>>152024723I mean... me. Theme song was fucking catchy, and I also liked the Smurfs back then. I was the target market....yes, I'm old. Fuck you.
>>152025248Speaking of references, of course they called the astronaut Neal.
>>152025450No, I would not....use the condom. I'm snorking her raw, dawg.
>>152025873>raccoons rebootWhat the hell happened to that, anyway?
>>152024723I used to like it but I only saw reruns on Boomerang so I can't speak for kids at the time.>>152025946>>152027907Bimbos have a slightly different aesthetic and attitude than the classic bimbo but they are related enough where I guess it isn't worth arguing about.
Gyaru is a niche subset of the genus Bimbo.
This is the first show that I distinctly remember as a kid on Boomerang saying "holy shit these Hanna Barbera cartoons are all fucking the same and they all suck"
>>152024413Casper The Friendly Ghost with lady CHiPs in the futureDukes Of Hazzard on a roadtrip/racing tour>Partridge Family in spaceThe future...In space.>Gary Coleman is dead and his ghost solves mysteriesI don't recall him solving mysteries so much as fighting the devil for kids souls.
>>152025450
>>152029428If only in choice of fashion
>>152026509Epstein?
>>152025573Imagine the braps...
>>152026103>>152026243Aren't there a bunch of these sort of YouTube channels for old kids cartoons?
>>152027436Could be hot if drawn in that style.
>>152022237looks like dave alvarez got their hands on 'emon another note; i dig the more flash-like vibes they've got for the site, even tho i can't interact with anything or play stupid web games on it
>>152022237>more relevant than everOof, red flag there.That said, I'm struggling to think of who I know that'd care much for Snorks these days.I mean, I knew someone with an obsession for the Smurfs... does that count?
>>152030792>Imagine the braps
>>152025450I just wanna blow into her snorkel and see if she inflates.
>>152023195They still give Casey a loose fitting shirt, but somehow it seems even more risque now?
To those who think they're going to get vored by a snorkel, if you watched the show, they're used for propulsion, not eating, so it's going to be more like that time you tried to fuck a jacuzzi jet. Yes, you did. Don't deny it.
I like that they have more than one slut but the show was really not that good even as a smurf clone. And we don't know if the animation will be as good as those stills
>>152022508She looks like she spend a lot of time with octopus pets
>>152025076That's not exclusive to streaming, good audio on both ends is good for gaming coms.
>>152031665There is no indication they are even doing anything new besides promoting the old show and maybe making merch eventually
This is going to have some sick fuck torturing baby snorks on /trash/.
I really dislike when every character is effectively the same model just with different clothes and hair.
>>152032255well, that worked for MLP
I can't find any official announcement of this revival anywhere, OP were you just lurking the snorks website when it happened to get rebooted?
>>152032255That can work for some properties.The freaking horse show basically had 3 body plans for all it's cast with some exceptions for special characters.If it makes it toyetic or on brand it is ok.
>>152029428It branched off in a different ecosystem, it's more of a convergent evolution to fill the same cultural niche.
>>152032255you mean like simpsons?
>>152031748why even redesign and add new OCs if they haven't anything panned yet?
>>152023195Hey, I can totally peak at her......... nothing, I guess. Is that hot or not? I'm kinda confused.
>>152025752I hope someone draws her casually getting "deepsnorked" while she is still talking on the phone.
>>152032720It's the sizzle without the steak. It causes us to anticipate something that's not even there, and in a way, that's extremely hot.
>>152032720>>152032882Schrodinger's Tits!
>>152032531NTA but it could be to drum up interest. Sometimes suits need evidence that a show is going to lead to profits before getting greenlit.
I'm always falling behind new FOTM and all that stuff, but this time I'm gonna draw so much porn of this, I'm gonna be known as the snorkfucker, a legend on the internet for years to come.
>>152032720>>152032882>>152032893Sometimes having nothing there is hotter than having actual tits. Our minds expect them to be there, but they're not, so our imaginations fill in the blanks. It's a similar reason why the null fetish exists.
>>152033040There's like 30 results on e6 and most of them aren't even any good (most of the good ones were already posted in this thread). If a revival means more porn, I welcome it. Godspeed, anon.
>>152033040I kneel at the bottom of the sea
>>152032720Contrary to popular belief, the Snork's snorkhole is not their reproductive organ, infact snork reproduction is incredibly complex. When horny (quite often), Snorks will grow a random genital, which is only compatible with few other genitals. Every day the genital is randomized, and this randomness leads to an incredibly hedonistic society with little monogamous sexual relationships. A quarter of all snorks do not grow genitals, despite having higher rates of intense sexuality, this condition, Snorktims, has an unknown cause, and its evolutionary purpose is highly debated, with some even theorizing it is to encourage aggression as the only way to mate with Snorks with Snorktims is to rip their eggs out of their body by force and ejaculate on them.
>>152033063100% agree, revival or not, we need high quality Snorks porn, and we need it 40 years ago.
>>152033249I do not support this anatomy headcannon. Fun to read, tho.
>>152032255>Kumar never heard of the smurfs in his designated street
what if the revival is aimed at boomers and it's a fake-cute raunchy unfunny politic slop à la familly guy instead?
>>152033290I'd probably still watch it, it just depends on the degree to how un-funny it is.
>>152023195i need to lick her tummy.>>152022508This whore looks incomplete without a thicc layer of cum covering her.
>>152033341One must wonder how difficult it is to perform an underwater bukakke.
>>152033279What are you on about? Not liking this type of thing doesn't mean you've never heard of it before. In fact you've gotta be aware already if you're making note that it's unlikeable.
>>152025248...does Jo-jo has two... you know...
>>152033365Yes. They're on top of his head, like all the other snorks.
>>152028410Smurfs lack hot bitches, but they have THE Smurfette.Still, the actual variety helps a lot with Snorks.
>>152033423Well, they have no maidens, those belong to the Moomins.
>>152022237THAT'S THE NEXT MLP. Post the obligatory image.THIS IS THE NEXT HANAZUKI, but actually competent cause it isn't handled by Hasbro who hates money.
>>152033661Who's in charge of this anyways?
>>152033661It could only be if the writing is not brain damage lobotomy.Or the animation is the level of quality of the flash site
>>152022237>>152022508>>152023195>>152024956Hence the image resolution for the other images.
>>152033249This is some primo internet autism.
>>152024956Who is she calling?
>>152034537Moe's Ta-barnacle
>>152034627Moe's Tabarnacle, Moe Snork speaking>Hello, is Seaman there? First name, Isuck?Let me check. Isuck Seaman? Isuck Seaman here?>Riotous laughterOh, you, little punk! If I ever get my hands on you, I'm gonna use your snorkle as a portapotty!>AAAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>152034844checked and keked
>>152026720Fucking do it SB
>>152033661>THAT'S THE NEXT MLP. Post the obligatory imageWhich one the prediction of "there's going to be so much porn of this".Or the forbidden one?
>>152022237This thread feels like someone who works on this made it.But i don't care if this is an industry plant, if the plant is this good >>152023195 i'd eat an entire forest.
>>152024452don't know him, but i can see it.
>>152033661how do we know the people handling this do not hate money as much as hasbro?
>>152033279I don't think that's what he meant, saar.
>>152035539i know the camel toe is tempting, but i guess i will suck the weirdly shaped and thicc snork.
>>152035966>weirdly shapedYeah, it's struggling to get the snorkel correct, when it doesn't ignore it. However, this is the most passable looking Snorks gen I've managed in years.
>>152031673you guys know what to do next...
These new illustrations look like they are drawn by the kind of person who jacks it to on model Animal Crossing and Dandy's World characters.
>>1520361267 vagianas?
>>152036705Are you telling me that there are people who... don't?I'm confused.
>>152033661>those obvious asset vectorsOh fuck this really does have a Neopets vibe to it
>>152036705I'm pretty sure I didn't draw that
>>152036742Anon have you been blacking out at all lately
>>152036795The first rule of Fap Club is that we don't talk about Fab Club.
I always imagined you could suck out their internal organs through their straw on their heads and they would shrivel up like a capris sun pouch.
>>152036870I imagined the other way around where you blow on it and their bodies inflate like balloons.
>>152024956BRATTY OFFICE WOMAN UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!
>>152025450Yup!
Literally who the fuck cares about Snorks in this day and age
>>152022508>gyaru SnorkWell fuck it, might as well have all the vaguely sexual female archetypes represented as Snorks. Tomboy Snork, gothic lolita Snork, creepy loner Snork, god has proven himself incapable of stopping us so we might as well make the most of it.
>>152036705That sounds based af. Alternatively, we should get on model Snorks porn out of this.
>>152036710Maybe more
This shit is just SPLATOON.
>>152037245Us, apparently. All it took was appealing designs.
>>152036710>>152037359
>>152037344>we should get on model Snorks porn out of thisWas that an issue before this thread?
>>152037366God damn zoomers, Snorks predate Spatula by half a damn century.
>>152035535No one hates money as much as Hasbro, did you see what they do to WotC?
>>152037414Maybe Hasbro developed some fear to success after horseshow took over.
>>152036705>and Dandy's World characters.Heh
i wish i lived in a saturday morning cartoon and could be a sexual nuisance to the characters
>>152037727Teddy Ruxpin warned us about you.
so, is there any press note? information about the new show? because i find weird that someone made this thread on reddit three days ago
>>152037884Either someone knows someone who's uncle world at whatever company is making the reboot, or one of the team leaked it early.
>>152037959There's a website up and running.
>>152037970Yet no one advertised it anywhere.
>>152037884i'm fully convinced both that reddit thread and this thread were made by someone involved on this thing.
>>152025076>And he's a streamer because he wears his headphone and a mic.Just wait until you see the hacker snork, black hoodie and lots of "code" on his tablet.
>>152026568I was watching it on NBC as a kid back in the 80s
Everyone keeps comparing Snorks to Smurfs, but I say it's a lot more like the Archies or Scooby Doo. It's a group of young people in a band that stick their noses in where they don't belong, have an intelligent (somewhat) non-verbal pet, a male leader type, a posh girl, a down-to-earth girl, and a jealous Reggie-ish male. Smurfs are all about community, Snorks are all about a gang of friends. The main link between Smurfs and Snorks is that they're a tiny colorful fantasy race, but that's about where the comparison ends.
>>152026103wtf
>>152038480Maybe we don't remember them that well and just remember that they are small creatures that start with and S.
>>152038914Granted, most people have that surface level of knowledge regarding both shows, but if you research any further than that, you should find that the comparison starts to lose credibility.
I was looking for images of the villains and I thought these were them, but they're from another show called The Smoogies.
>>152024732So, they’re capitalist Smurfs?
Everyone is here?
>>152037574
>>152027581They're in Amsterdam and YouTube Channel 'MojiTV' is involved somehowhttps://www.telefoonboek.nl/bedrijven/t9736811/amsterdam/dodo-reanimation-lab-b.v./
>>152038962Speaking of humans. It is funny how the old show has this overly hardcore realistic opening with a tale from an old sea captain in the 1850's or so, where he almost dies in a ship and is saved by the snorks. The story is read by a marine biologist in modern times.https://youtu.be/WWOt4gbG1P0?si=_ljIn8wy_iZkiKQZThis opening is actually rare, only in a few eps of S1. You have to imagine, what was in the mind of the crew when they thought of this? Because if you have seen the show, you know theres ZERO humans. At least i do not remember seeing humans so far in the show.
>>152038962Eugh.
>>152026103This looks like the kind of shit FNAF would make a parody out of.
>>152035539Kill yourself.
>>152039399imagine seeing the premiere and think you're gonna watch some rad as fuck pirate show and it cuts to these strawheaded fucks
>>152039861https://youtu.be/jlx1a8LBAAw?si=BOaRMMhSICky9Tz6Yeah, no wonder they changed the op for subsequent seasons.
>>152033661>they gave the blue haired one the poop millenial hairdohe looks like the fucking amogus guy
>>152025706I mean, kids CAN watch IPs that are new to them. It would probably do just fine for preschool viewership/streaming for them.
>>152039980It looks just like the original show, just more stylized. Probably it has the same writing. As in 'saturday morning hijinx' instead of 'educational TV'. If thats the case, would that even work as a childrens show? It certainly wasnt that way with the pones.
In case it wasn't obvious enough Dave Alvarez is involved I was digging in the site files and found a mockup version of the website with his artworkhttp://snorks.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/Desktop-1.jpg
>>152040045accidental shitpost
>>152022508>thinking it's some shit edit from you guys>it's realdid some coomer with money buy the IP?
>>152040045Dave Alvarez is a based furfag, and I love him. If this new show is a success, I hope he benefits.
>>152035539Holy shit
>>152032531lowke opening the porn floodgates they know what they're doing
>>152022237This will save Cartoon Network
>>152022237>An alternative for Smurf coomers.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNORKS
>>152040909Blow into the snorkussy
>>152040367Are you sure you're not confusing him for andrew dickman?
>>152041248No, I know who Andrew is, and who Dave is.
i thought warner owned these guyswho tf are these dutchies
>>152040573Nope, they're not owned by Hanna Barbera/CN anymore.
Why do I feel like we were shown a bunch of sexy female designs on purpose? Are they hoping we'll kickstart a viral campaign for them? I mean, it's EFFECTIVE, I immediately want porn of them, but that's cheap and manipulative....Still want the porn, though.
The designs look good, then wonder if the animation can deliver, and then the scripts have to be slightly better than ai slop that the gets kids attention
>>152022237Huh, who is she? And why she is making us to put 10 dicks in her two holes, ears, belly and mouth?
>>152041750That's Casey. Her new look.This is her original look.
>>152041750>>152041814I like the redesign. It's got more personality to it.
>>152033249>>152034423It's the autistic opposite of "If we never had genitals">clear and concise vs. incoherent and rambling>somewhat clever vs. full blown retardation
crossing snorks is a good luck thing i guess.
>>152041750>constant peek-able area
>>152033249dude i saw this shit in a teen titans thread about starfire's genitals wtf is going on with this board lately also i mean the post was about starfire's genitals not the thread itself but that'd have been ok too but not like this
>>152033365maybe more
>>152023748>>/snk/
>>152042144what would they call themselves, snorkbros?
>>152042175Mind = Blown
>>152042175Oh Jesus, I don't want to start using this term.But it's so tempting
>>152042144I think the fighting game doods will be offended if you try that
>>152042175Seamen.
>>152042194We were here first
>>152042175That's not even a pun like brony was 0/10
>>152042555...snorkdorks?No, no, that's awful.
Ayo! sup Snorkomrades? Are y'all ready to ruin your lives as you did 15 years ago?
>>152042175>not brorks
>>152042816Fuck it, I'm ready, I've been wanting something new to obsess over and the undersea theme is cool and the characters make me wanna fuck 'em.
