what does this bum even do??
>>152023484Hunt men
>>152023532he does a poor job
got addicted to weird shapeshifter sex
>>152023709And chocos
>>152023484Be green
>>152023484Diversity hire when people were asking about how White the Justice League was.
>>152023484He fills in for Superman when Superman isn't available or when you need your Superman stand-in to take a dive. It's like how you use Green Arrow instead of Batman.
>>152023484Wear as little as possible
>>152023484Job hard because he has the dumbest weakness of any superhero.
>>152023484Act as a vehicle to tell stories about other characters.
>>152023761>MUH HECKIN OREOS!This quirk chungus shit is so gay.
>>152025456The story itself is fun but it's been overplayed, much like Deadpool's love for chimichangas. Comic book writers just don't know how to be subtle about things.
>>152023484look cool in the background sometimes
>>152023484He's a extraterrestrial detective
>>152025467Giffen/JMD/Maguire just thought it would be funny to have an alien casually enjoy Oreos a lot without commentary. Ostrander, who's normally a good writer, did the fanboy thing of providing some "Actually Oreos are like Martian crack!" explanation.
>>152023484I believe the correct response for this question is your mother
>>152024692he's white tho
>>152023484Not much
>>152023532beat me to it
>>152023761does he prefer the cookie parts or the cream?
>>152023484>be slacker superhero MM>Wakes up 3 pm>inmediatly gets high on Oreo cookies (the humans dont know it's drugs)>Watches cartooon on the JL watchtower>responds to JL emergency, eat more cookies>multiple C list villains attack Honk Kong, eat another box of Oreos while flying>I'll use my telepathic powers for a quick victo-waahhhh nnnoooo!>wakes up in a ditch, covered in mud>Booster Gold and Guy Gardner save the day but you tell Batman he did it>Go to bed about 4 am>repeat
>>152025841nice
>>152023484Vision if he ayy lmao
>>152023484Pretend to be Plastic Man's son
>>152023484Heroics
>>152025909Nah, he's a green martian. White martians are the black people of the martian race.
Original line up was taken from existing superhero comics (Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern) and backup features from Detective and Adventure (Aquaman, Martian Manhunter). J'onn was chosen because Mort Weisinger and Jack Schiff got territorial and didn't want Superman and Batman in the comic. They were later overruled, but the Big Two had very little to do with the first twelve Justice League stories.
>>152025387Not really, most other Justice League members share his weakness.
>>152025557>He's a extraterrestrial detectiveand that is cool.
>>152025639Instead of a crippling addiction, they should just be the only thing J'onn likes eating. He's not going to try to strangle you if you take a pack away from him, but the kitchen cabinets in his apartment are all filled with nothing but Chocos.
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