The LEGEND
>>152027833>Vaporized the whole fucking planetThis is technically large planet to star level
>>152027833Sonic would die to this.
>>152027833Mario and his entire verse would die to this.
>>152027833Our Queen, Makima, WON the last Thread without concept of difficulty!
>>152027857How would her husband Gojo support her after her victory?
>>152027857I LOVE MOMMY MAKIMA IM DENJI BARK BARK
What did you LEARN today?
>>152027857Stop spamming this Owen victim.
>>152027833Only Planetary
OWENTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
Last thread sucked. Let's keep this thread porn and cuckspam free.
>>152027864Owen solos my verse… effortlessly…
...
>>152027864I learned that Chainsaw Man sucks and Joker solos that verse
What about Gwen? She is a winner in some countries.
>>152027864
God I want a fat guy to pin my girlfriend down and fart on her face...
>>152027886Denji...
>>152027875Deku...
>>152027882gwen stacy? of course shes a winner shes got with a black man thats every woman dream
>>152027882>some countriesNon-canon because Total Drama Action exist
>>152027906No one cares about Marvel slop. I'm talking about the boyfriend kisser from Total Drama.
oh my fucking god OP don't fucking drag the brapfags into this
>>152027882
>>152027864MHA has WARPED these halls with how badly they gaped marvel shit tiers
GODDAMN IT
>needing lore>not needed for SporeCHECK THIS SHIT OUT, WHORE
Who won last thread?
>>152027927WHO'D INTERRUPT THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OWEN-SAMA?!
>>152027940Mommy Makima!
>>152027934>didn't vaporize the entire planet instantlyYou best get on out of here, punk. This is Owen territory.
>>152027940Fart fetishists
You fat fuck
>>152027940Owen. His fart unironically solos most verses. Remember, he was a KID doing that feat.
>>152027940MHA and JJK because they live rent free in the minds of these halls
>>152027908It can still happen because they steal the brief case from Gwen. Action has to have Beth as the canon winner though because of her needing to be able to afford replacing priceless French art and World Tour has to have Heather as the canon winner because she talked about how she got robbed from the million she earned in her Revenge cameo.
>>152027934>has a planet busting weapon that's pretty obvious>you casually stroll around Space stage at FTL speedsHonestly, Spore and Asura's Wrath are pretty consistent in his regard. Featschads
This guy solos most of the characters in the thread
>>152027977Bring it on BITCH
>>152027976He can solo my pussy if you know what I mean...
>>152027993White woman...
The GOATS
>>152028012the fact she actually could do this if she wanted to...my dick holy fuck
>>152027920https://files.catbox.moe/0arc73.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/klqi1o.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/uojshg.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/tuwh3q.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/day35l.jpgtotally looking forward to the day this shit happens
BRAPAROOOOOOOO!
>>152028038Someone is making a very detailed blog on this matchup
IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BAAAATTTTTLLLEEEEEEEEE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr-91ldDj6k
>>152028059There's no fucking way.
>>152028067https://youtu.be/bA2iRoR7-wo
>>152028063The Total Drama cast are stomping with just Owen. Frieza couldn't blow up a planet in five minutes. Owen's farts did it instantly.
>>152027862I am seriously praying for you to suffer a card accident and end up paralyzed, only for your family to forget about you until your skin is full of rashes and ulcers.
Sorry for melting down last thread. I get really mad when my HERO gets made fun of. I relate to him alot and kinda self insert into him haha. Please stop doing that. I get scarry when I get angry...
Why can't Luffy do this
>>152028063We NEED this Death Battle.
>>152028094It's okay Gojobro, we all love each other here, all the slander is just harmless fun
>>152028081>a card accident
>>152028110A credit card accident, I'm praying for his financial ruin
>>152028063>Frieza throws a Supernova down only for Lightning or Jasmine to grab it and throw it right back at himKINOOOOOOOOO!
>>152028147SHA-SUPERNOVA!
>cucked by old men>Cucked by young men>Cucked by middle aged men>Cucked by little boys>Cucked by teenage boys>Cucked by black men>Cucked by white men>Cucked by dogs>Cucked by cows>Cucked by horses>Cucked by other womenI sincerely hate my fucking life
Could deku survive this
>>152028182Makimabro….
>>152028063>it's Popeye vs Saitama all over again
does comp adam sandler solo your favorite verse?
>>152028182...current Deku
A BOVNDLESS MONSTER
>>152028227Deku WARPED you
>>152027864That Total Drama characters are on par with Frieza.>>152027875Sonic...
>>152028253...into bed with Ochako.
Just because Owen can destroy a planet by farting doesn't mean he beats Sonic.
>>152028261KEK, BASED, CANON!!!!!!
>>152028265...it means he RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his entire verse.
>>152027855Wario can do that too, they are safe.
>>152028265Yes it does considering Sonic with the new form can't even destroy a miniature moon
>>152028261Further evidence Deku is the strongest character to grace these halls. He is a fictional character but his power allows him to live rent free in your mind
>>152028265>SHITnicAnne Maria fodder.
How long would Sonic last in a fight against Ezekiel?
>>152028063Everyone in this image is a Bobobo victim
>>152027833Impressive
STOP CALLING ME OUT FOR NOT DESTROYING PLANETS!!!! HEROES DO NOT FUCKING DESTROY PLANETS!!!!!
>>152028322Goku...
Sonic sucks Deku sucks
>>152028308Ezekiel would grab SHITnic and drown him, so maybe 10 seconds?
>Justin punches Alejandro to the moon>Alejandro flies back in .0001 picoseconds and obliterates all of America>meanwhile Gwen fires an energy beam bigger than the planet and barely singes Sammy's hair>Lightning charges to another galaxy and flings it at Earth before Heather obliterates it with a single blast
>>152028322Kratos… you can’t even destroy a mountain…
>TDI completely fraudchecked SHARTnic and DekekWhat a day
>>152027993SHE IS SO LUCKY. HOLY FUARK, obviously you can name my name.
>>152028377Yep, I remember this happening in an episode of Total Drama.
>>152028322Owen is a VILLAIN.
>>152028377CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
>>152028096Kek. Issue?
This matchup is a lot closer than you think when you remember that Moseby scales to Lab Rats, Mighty Med, Wizards of Waverly Place, and Ultimate Spider-Man
>>152027977What’s his problem?
>>152027833>Ice Magic (That episode where Gunther was taken to the hospital)>Wizard Powers (That episode where Finn enrolls to be a wizard)>Flame Shield>Blackhole Sword (Nerd glasses episode)>Demon Sword (Demon sword episode)>Leaf Blade + Grass Magic that beat galactic beings (Grass blade episode plus Finn reunites with his dad episode)>Psychic Manipulation and powers (Finn builds a tower episode)>Can RIP magic apart (Wizard Tournament episode where he got turned into a cat, and ripped the spell from his body)>Mind resistant feats (Shown in King Worm)>Swordsman skills (Trained by Rattleballs)>Astral Plane>Various different gadgets and equipments>Reincarnation memories (Shoko)>Robotic Arm>Decades of experience in terms of monster slaying (Dungeon Train + timeline)>The Wish Crown (Farmworld Finn has access to this, potentially warp cosmic beings as seen in S10's finale)>Multi-versal scaling thanks to his wife (FnC S2 scaling)Hero of 2026.
>>152028448Benson himself doesn't even have many impressive feats. Even his anger super nova thing only made a big crater
>>152028377I was there. This happened.
>>152028486Owen victim
What I learned this week.>Cookie Clicker no diffs Simon the Digger and solos 99.99% of fiction>Owen’s fart can vaporize a fucking planet and TDI no diffs most versesWhat the fuck?
poyo
Why is the franchise not FUARKING called Elise the Princess?
>>152028205Who is stronger, Zohan or the Click guy?
>>152028544COOKIE CLICKTOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
>>152028544>Cookie clicker is 1-c
>>152028544Tell me how Cookie Clicker no diffs Simon. That sounds funny.
>>152027833>Total DramaRamanon-canon, pretty much the Archie and Heroes of Total Drama that is a completely different continuity
>>152028661You're just scared about Owen soloing your favorite verse.
>>152028651
>>152028063I decided to do a little research here. So Frieza's first form is stated to be 530,000. Let's be generous and assume all 68 contestants also have a power level of 530,000. Doing the math, the combine power levels of every contestant would be 36,040,000. One contestant would be enough to stalemate First Form Frieza, however if Frieza decided to jump into his Second Form, his Power level would be around 1 million. Frieza would still get his shit rocked in, but more contestants would have to join in.Third Form Frieza doesn't have a offical stated power level, but most people agree it's around 2 million which is stronger than Piccolo infused Nail. The real challenge would be when Frieza goes into his 50% state, which is around 60,000,000 far surpassing the combine efforts of all 68 contestants. His 100% form is 120,000,000, which would be overkill.Now, then in order for all 68 contestants to beat full power Frieza, they would need to close the gap. The only way to do this would be if they had Kaioken x4, which would put there combine power levels at 144,160,000. However, x4 would be very draining on the body, so they would have to use it sparingly.In conclusion, All 68 contestants would be able to match Frieza in his First through Third Forms. Without Kaioken x4, they would hard stop at Frieza's 50% state, but with it they could kill 100% full power Frieza. However that also depends on their stamina and how long they could keep up with the space tyrant and also if they have good teamwork.
>>152028680Simon dies to a cookie. I bet the cookie plows Yoko too.
>>152028670post canon Owen destroying a planet
Atem with Bobobo scaling stomps every character in all threads
>>152028712not the cookieyou
C-COOKIE-SAMA?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT'S THAT? YOU'RE GOING TO COMPLETELY TAKE OVER MY UNIVERSE AND TURN EVERYTHING INTO COOKIES? ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO HAVE COMPLETE DOMINION OVER MY FICTIONAL VERSE AND THE ONE ABOVE ME AS WELL? WAIT, YOU'RE GOING TO TURN THE GUY WHO MADE ME INTO A KEK INTO A COOKIE AS WELL??? AND YOU'RE GOING TO CLAIM YOKO AND NIA FOR YOUR INFINITE MULTI-FICTIONVERSAL HARAM????? WELL YABBA DABBA DOOOOOON'T LET ME STOP YOU!! I LOVE COOKIES!!! I'M SUCH A BIG KEEKIE!!!
>>152028722Owen would brap this guy to death.
Post cookie clicker destroying a planet.
>>152028764post him doing that
>>152028755>AND YOU'RE GOING TO CLAIM YOKO AND NIA FOR YOUR INFINITE MULTI-FICTIONVERSAL HARAM?????They're cookies nigga they don't have sex they're made to be eaten
>>152028703>an actual powerscaling postFinally...
>>152028782Post Simon breaking the fifth wall :)
>>152027857Only she can rival Owen
>>152028796Even cookies KNEEL to Simon's reality cuck-warping abilities.
Yes, my verse is weak. Yes, I'm fraudulent. Yes, I lost. Can you just fucking shut up about it? Stop posting cuck fantasies you fucking sore winner. I hate you.
>>152028796Simon is just that much of a cuck that Yoko and Nia will be giving birth to living gingerbread men.
Golden Freeza's powerlevel? A quintillion.
>That french fuck still hasn't finished the dungeon minigameORTIEL YOU BAGUETTE MUNCHING, BAKERY FETISHIZING FUCK! FINISH THE GAME!!!
>>152028782
The "Deku bullies street tiers" meme got me thinkingIs there actually a street tier character who could beat him?
>>152028703Finally, an intelligent post in these threads.
>>152028843>>152028825they're cookies. what the fuck is wrong with you.
>>152027864I learned Simonsissies will always be irrelevant and the best moment of their lives is winning against a literal who nobody cares about.
>>152028813fuck yes...
>>152028934>listtroon falseflagKill yourself listtroon.
>Oh boy! It's my first day working at the Bakery!! This is what it means to be a HERO, Deku!!>Oh wow... Is that Ochako getting railed in the mangers office by two GINGERbread men?! Lucky Ochako...>Y-Yes, Manager-sama! The Planetsplitter will be ready soon! I'm such a good hero!!
>>152028934You faggots shat up a thread the moment Simon was brought up. 5-6 months after the episode came out.
>>152028928Those cookies will give Yoko and Nia their gooey filling.
>>152028908>mindrapes Deku>mindrapes everyone and nullifies all your magic
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>Reminder Sonic RAPES and-AAACCCKKKK!!!
>>152028293...at least, that's what cucky deku tells himself before going to sleep crying.
FEATSnic!
>>152028934Simon WARPED you.
Post Sonic winning a season of Total Drama
>>152027833>destroys sonic's entire verse
Imagine if devil Artemis last episode is scp-682 vs Doomsday
>>152029014You ask the impossible...
>>152029013...Into becoming his BVLL and letting you RAIL and FILL Yoko and Nia... On the condition that he watches!
>>152029014Sonic would unironically lose the first challenge in the first season because he can't swim.
>>152029022DevilArtemis GOLD as 682 solos Shitsday on behalf of all trans girls in the DB audience.
Reminder that NTRposters have been proven to be indians projecting their trauma onto these threads
>>152029033>Regurgitated memeAw look it learned to repeats what it see
Kek, what the fuck is this game?
>>152029022His last episode will 100% be Aang vs Traveler and plebbitfags will shit themselves talking about how good it was and how they don't want him to leave
>[SIMONSISSY COPE AND SEETHING]
There is an episode of justice league unlimited where wildcat is frustrated because he doesnt have superpowers and to vent his frustrations he destroys a concrete wall with a single punch thats a reminder that dc power scales are bullshit
>>152029055And yes I'm aware of the fuck up in this post I'm too lazy to fix it
>>152029042>Sonic is so weak that Ezekiel could survive the first elimination with him on the team getting booted instead
>>152029061Why death battle crew wants to make shitty episodes? First was batgirl vs spider-gwen then korra vs storm and those episodes were crew favorites apparently
>>152029010Raj this isn't AO3 no one cares about your fanfiction
>>152029085Deku's cuck life is real though.
>>152029090Only in the mind of hood weebs and Indians
>>152029060Iirc the mobile port removed all of this kino for no reason.
>>152029092...at least that's what cucky deku tells himself at night
>>152028813IT'S TIME FOR A BRAP BATTTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>152029074Yep.
KEK FOR ALL, 100% POWER
>>152029098Ah I see you're pre programmed dialogue has run out and you are in a loop. Concession accepted
>>152029117And yes I'm aware it's your and not you're ,still too lazy to fix
>>152029117>ESL conceding Deku is a cuck while deflecting to anywhere elsePost Deku on anyone's lips (bakugo's don't count)
Deku lost
deku self inserters lost
COOKIEKEKS D-DON'T LOOK!!!
I got Ochako pregnant.
>>152029134Post proof of him being one without using edits
>>152028742Aieeee
>>152029170...Everyone but Deku.
I SAID DON'T LOOK!!!
>>152029170Toilet...
>>152029175I just asked for kissing scans, deku cuck. You replying with nothing proves you concede.
>>152028261>>152029113Cuck for all...UNLIMITED PERCENT.
>>152029170Every male contestant on Total Drama...
Yeah I'm thinking Sonic won this thread, just like how he wins every thread
Yeah I'm thinking Sonic lost this thread, just like how he loses every thread
>>152029213False.>>152029218True.
>Yeah I'm thinking Sonic won this thread, just like how he wins every thread>Yeah I'm thinking Sonic lost this thread, just like how he loses every thread
>>152027833BrapGods wons
>>152029198And I asked for evidence of him being one that isn't reliant on hood weeb shit posts and edits, yet you continue to deflect. Once again I accept your consession
>>152028017The Cucks.
>>152029209Even Bowie and Raj? But they're gay.
>>152029241>Still can't post cucky deku >>152029113 kissing a single girl from his series and keeps trying to run away from itConcessions completely accepted, deku cuck.
>>152029213...is what Sonic coped in his last moments before Ezekiel curbstomped his head in.
>>152029170CookieGODS...
>>152029209False. My HEROES have higher standards than going for a fat chick.
>>152029259>My evidence is my headcanon of one panel India isn't sending their best, you lose again
I think these threads belong in /trash/ between seasons.
>>152029277Where's the kissing scans already? 3 posts without anything so far.
>>152029170Tyrone's gang...
>>152029284Unironically they do
>>152029277post him kissing something already or stfu
>>152029244>Rajlet me guess, he's one of them
>>152029284Oh yeah? Well I think YOU belong in /trash/ in between seasons!
>>152029295Post something other than headcanon and hood weeb edits :^ )
If these threads go to /trash/ I can post BBC and KEKOLDRY and GORE without ban evading!!!!!! LETS DO IT NOW!!!!!!
It's BUG time!
>>152029314> :^ )So he's also a emote tranny that still isn't posting any scans. Deku really lost the thread.
>>152029314>still nothing
Deku the kissless...
>>152029314Surely you're able to post CANON SCANS of Deku kissing someone, right??? Deku CAN'T be a kissless virgin for the entire series, right??????????????????
Deku the canonically powerless cuck while everyone banged ochako for 7 years...
>>152029306His name is literally Raj.
>>152029348Impressive movement of the goalpost
You know, this place isn't too bad when it's actually discussing fights instead of whatever the fuck this is
Surely Deku has canonically kissed at least ONE girl...right?
>>152029384KINGkatsuki.KINGspada.KINGlords.The DICTATORS of DISCUSSIONS!The PROTECTORS of POWERSCALING!The DAIMYO of DEBATE!
>>152029399I...I...I...
Would you rather see this mf topple the Imperium of Men or the Viltrumite Empire?
>>152029348well uh...*sweats profusely*
>>152029412Shakira the Avenger?
>>152029412
>>152029410My lie detector.... Is silent
Post characters who have kissed more women on screen than Dekek.
>>152029412Shakara is even planetary? I remember reading the comic and the ships were planet buster not the characters
>>152029437Shakara!
>>152029457He has durability negation, is really fast and durableAlso there are statements about its weapons destroying galaxies
People are really saying that Chris McLean loses to Junko?
actually thinking about it how many Shonen protagonists have actually kissed their love interests >Naruto>Yuu Yuu Hakusho>uh… Goku if you interpret that one anime filler scene as a kiss and not just a hug
>>152029487Well thats fine i guess
>>152029501Goku is canonically a father
>>152029501Denji the STUD kisses women that aren't his love interest.
>>152029517has he kissed anyone in canon?
>>152029517...that has NEVER kissed his wife...
>>152029456>>152029399>>152029411>>152029517>>152029524>>152029538https://youtu.be/DMAAfcA-884?si=N5RyOVuy1adN_E2RYour move, shonenfags
>>152029500>PLANETris SCALeanhe'd never
>>152029550
>>152029558post canon Chris scaling to it
>>152029517proof Chi Chi didn't extract his sperm with a needle and tell him it was training?>WAKUWAKU CHI CHI LET'S DO THAT OUCHIE NEEDLE TRAINING WE DID BEFORE YOU GOT FAT WITH GOHAN!
Give me some bellcross matchups
>>152029456
>>152029565Total Dramarama is the real canon, and BEASTconned Total Drama
>>152029500I don't know, he has the Toonforce scaling/feats on his side, and Junko's best scaling also comes from Toon/gag shenanigans so it's hard to rule out Chris more outlandish shit.Also while I'm not entirely sure I think that if you give him access to all his resources throughout Total Drama History he might genuinely overwhelm Junko, or at least match her monokuma army.
>>152029603post proof
>>152029610This 5 says so.
MY MIND KEEPS ON GETTING BROKEN.
>>152029517Gohan was born from a Dragon Ball wish. Goten is a clone made by Bulma.
>>152029618damn you suck at that
>>152029621Asura...
>>152029610Total Dramarama? Aired 2020.Total Drama Island? Aired in some unc year.Proof!
>>152029605does he resist mind hax?
Chris McLean, his grin wider than usual, held a platter of marshmallows. “Welcome, campers, to your very first campfire ceremony,” he announced, his voice oozing manufactured drama. “One of you is going home tonight. Forever.” He paused, letting the silence stretch. “The votes are in. When I call your name, you get a marshmallow. No marshmallow? You walk the Dock of Shame. You board the Boat of Losers. You never come back.” He began to toss marshmallows. Geoff, then DJ, followed by Bridgette. Tyler fumbled his, nearly dropping it. “This leaves two of you,” Chris continued, his eyes glinting. “Ezekiel. And Sonic the Hedgehog.” Sonic shifted, a nervous twitch in his blue quills. Ezekiel just blinked. “The final marshmallow goes to…” Chris’s voice dropped to a whisper, then boomed, “Ezekiel!” "Alright, eh," shouted Ezekiel as his hand shot out, catching the marshmallow. Sonic’s shoulders slumped. The chicken hat, still perched on his head from the cliff-jumping challenge, suddenly seemed heavier. “Sonic, buddy,” Chris clapped him on the shoulder, a gesture devoid of warmth. “Your team found your aversion to water… un-heroic. Especially after refusing that jump.” Duncan snorted. “Chicken of the sea, huh? Good riddance.” Sonic’s face flushed blue. He stomped towards the dock, the chicken hat bobbing with each step. The Boat of Losers idled, its engine a low growl. “Glad he’s gone,” Courtney muttered, watching the boat pull away. “Always talking about speed, but couldn’t even get his feet wet.” “He would’ve just slowed us down despite saying he's the fastest,” Duncan added, tossing his marshmallow high, catching it with his teeth. DJ shook his head. “Being scared is one thing. But not even trying? Nah, man.” The campfire continued to burn, but the air felt lighter, a collective sigh of relief escaping the Killer Bass. They were one camper down, but maybe, just maybe, stronger for it.
>>152028287Post Wario destroying the planet with a fart now
>>1520296372023 is later then 2020
>"Bring me Lightning!"
>>152029645CAAAAANNNNOOOOONNNN!
>>152029648Wario vs Dedede
>>152029656Nekomaru should be fighting Owen though.
>>152029656"Don't worry Lightning, I'LL handle this one...You think you've mastered the brapness, Nekomaru? You've merely adopted it."
>>152029645I aint readin allat lil bro
>>152029668>Using non canon battle for featsAnons point and laugh at this retard
>>152029645I remember this episode.
>>152029681post Luffy kissing someone
>>152029645Yup, yup, this is canon
What the fuck is going on?
>>152029681post Luffy not needing Usopp to get hard?
>>152029689Didnt read lil bro
>>152029681>I can't readWe know, Luffybro.
Luffy would also lose the first challenge because he can't swim.
This pussy solos everyone in the thread btw.
>unc>Lil broWhy is gen Z so disrespectful? What a bunch of brats.
>>152029635…’s vassal, Kratos who had his mind broken by Ares…
Men FEAR him.Women LOVE him.The Kai want to BE him.The Angels WORSHIP him.His NAME is UUB.
>>152029700
>>152029724....Who?
lol, women from all over the world come to Mumbai and you say that I don't see many? White women are everywhere here.We get ityou think all of us are living in slums. New Age Indian men are over 6 feet on average with larger endowments than their European counterparts. Face the music, friend. When all things are equal, Indian men outcompete you everywhere.Don't be surprised when you see more of your women jump from the sinking ship.Big Indian Cock won
>>152029718source?
>>152029741Dog Nigga or Dog ningen if you're white and too pussy to say nigga.
least obvious falseflag of luffy
>>152029730uubchad. the strongest of the strong. stronger than all. weaker than none
>>152029306>>152029358>Total Drama has multiple Indian-Canadian characters >all these fart postsmakes sense
>Deku smiles weakly at Luffy, before handing him his jester costume."Thank fucking Kratos! Finally, you're here and I can end my shift!">Luffy is confused, taking the hat with dangling bells and clown shoes."Eh?""Oh, and you brought a girl for them to fuck too, right? I had to call in Ochaco.""Eh? Eh?""Y'know Luffy, the BVLLS of /dbg/! They gotta have SOMEONE to fuck!""Eh? Eh? Eh?">Luffy is confused, and doesn't know how to respond, but Deku's already leaving, donning a QuirkDonalds outfit."Wish I could stay and chat more Luffy, but I gotta make it to my Sissy Anonymous Meeting AND the night shift! Good luck, buddy!">As Deku slinks away, several /dbg/ BVLLS surround Luffy!"Hey, why didn't this RUBBER SLUT bring a bitch? What are we supposed to do with him now...?">Makima, Nekomaru, Owen step out of the shadows, their stomachs gurgling."Did you say... rubber?""As in... like a balloon?""We might be able to do something with him..."
GT will never be canon, nor will Toyo's SHITnga.
>>152029748Goku victim
>>152029754Falseflag? Where?
Blud thinks hating on One PEAK isn't the most spiritually israeli thing naaaaah bro
>>152029770KEKAROO!CANON!HOT!
>>152029770
>>152029784>FioreYUM!
>>152029776whatwhat happened to goku's peepee
>>152029776He bit Goku's dick off in that image though.
>>152029770>Makimawhat is that weak bitch doing there? Luffy would fold her like a pretzel
>>152029784HOT!
>>152029804She's gonna help him unlock a new version of Gear 3.
>>152029776Goku finally achieved his Super Tranny form
>>152029797Rex bit Goku's dick off, so no matter what happens Goku lost in a way that makes any victory hollow.
>>152029784Stupid little brat....needs correction.
>>152027963his cameo in the revival series states that he was the first winner of total drama though
>>152029827>find dragon balls>wish for new dickez pz
>>152029456>>152029550NO NOT THE CHAD TOILET AND DENJI....I CAN ONLY OFFER DEKU GIVING OCHAKO...A FIRM HANDSHAKE.
>>152029844"SHENRON! I WISH MY DICK WAS BACK" Is the saddest and funniest wound that can be inflicted upon a person though.
>>152029784Now who's this cutie?
>>152029810>>152029793>>152029836Ewww!
>>152029866Fiore from Drama Island
Yes, my favorite character is Hal Jordan.
>>152029895I figured that, since you're a smash brothers player.
>>152029784she's 6 years old btw
>>152029895Based!
>>152029859This art is fucking hideous. Holy goyslop for black homosexuals.
>>152029910....out of 6!
>>152029861Having a meltdown on reddit over your fuarking hero losing is sadder.
Chris McLean, his grin a permanent fixture, held aloft the final marshmallow. “Campers,” Chris’s voice stretched the single word, “this is the final marshmallow of the night.” He paused, letting the silence build. “When I call your name, you are safe. If I don't call your name, you walk the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers, and *never* come back.” He swept his gaze across the two remaining figures, Noah, an eyebrow arched in bored resignation, and Makima, her crimson eyes unblinking, a faint, unsettling smile playing on her lips. “The last marshmallow goes to…” Chris drew out the suspense, a theatrical flourish. “Noah!” Noah caught the marshmallow with a languid flick of his wrist. Makima’s smile faltered, just a fraction. “Makima,” Chris continued, his tone devoid of sympathy, “your team decided you were the third camper voted off Total Drama Island. Apparently, getting knocked out cold by *one* dodgeball throw from Ezekiel, of all people, didn't exactly instill confidence.” Makima’s crimson eyes narrowed, a flicker of something dangerous igniting within. She rose, her movements fluid, almost predatory. As she stalked towards the Dock of Shame, her voice, usually so controlled, sharpened with a venomous edge. “You’ll rue this day, all of you! You just voted off the only one with any brains on this godforsaken team!” A marshmallow splattered against her cheek. Then came a barrage of white, fluffy projectiles. Leshawna, her hands on her hips, glared. “You need to learn a little thing called respect, honey!” Cody, a blush creeping up his neck, waved frantically at Makima. “Call me!” Makima, wiping marshmallow goo from her face, got on the Boat of Losers. Owen, who had somehow got on the boat, a glint in his eye, lunged forward. A muffled yelp, a wet, sickening shlick, and then only the sound of the boat’s engine remained. The campers stared, bewildered, at the empty space where Makima had stood.
>>152029923So, gokufags and kratosfags?
>>152029924Canon btw.
>>152029924I was Owen's butt bacteria, this happened.
>>152029922Hal...
>>152029784>there might exist a patreon paid greeting for her to read off sexual comments about Alec, a character people already think is a pedophile for herTo be fair, a grown man growing a codependent relationship with a child he met on tv because of his marriage falling apart by being neglectful to his family is already weird. What were they thinking?
>solos your verse with a single slash
>9988Post a BLACKED picture with this girl, please.
>>152029910>>152029922She's 9, Hal. Might be too old for you.
ENOUGH! NO MORE PEDOPHILIA! YOU MUST BE BETTER MEN!
>>152029988Fiore victim
>>152030000I saw six on her fandom page which was a quote from her saying she's 6
>>152030010MAP people kratos..be better.
>>152030010Alec becomes a better man after his wife and son leave him by embracing his pedophilia and convincing Fiore's parents to let him tutor her. He should fight Hal in a Death Battle.
>>152029988You wanna fucking go, you little bitch?
>>152029784>>152029988Hahaha....imagine if Fiore and Chara had a loli battle...
>>152030038Chara has enough Determination and has dealt with soul shenanigans before. She giga stomps Maka
>>152030016She aged over the show. She's actually 10 now.
>>152029689>post Luffy kissing someoneLuffy got kissed and sucked.
>>152030066when will she be 14 and legal in Italy and Germany?
Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the men.
Fiore jobs to the elderly and their whiny faggot son figures.
>>152030038>13Ugh. Too old.>>152030066...out of 10!
>>152030061Awww how cute the undertale fan who watched glitchtale thinks his fanfiction is canon
The Annoying Orange is unironically one of the strongest Cartoon Network characters https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Uradial50/Annoying_Orange_Cosmology#The_Multiverse
>>152030078Fiore is actually Italian.
Hal bros what the absolute FUCK
>>152030117>Since The Audience/Viewers also exist outside of, are unaffected by, and manipulate the Annoying Orange Verse as apart of their own enjoyment, they would have Plot manipulation and Subjective Reality and Immeasurable speed.Holy Frauck... Tablet Kids are stronger then everyone ITT...
What´s going on this thre-Oh dear lord!
Is it time to spam porn of a character I don't like?
>Italian loliTHIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!
That's it. Someone here is riding the Boat of Losers.
>>152030107what?
>>152030173Alec already claimed her. He even moved to Italy to be her "tutor".
I don't know why everyone here is acting all shocked. This is just the average /dbg/ thread.
>Alien X hasn't destroyed a planet on screen but Owen hasBenbros...
>>152030078>14>legal in Italy and Germanythat can't be real
>>152027885Ancestor be like>I've learned NOTHING, nor did I have any intention of learning. I will remain the same degenerate I was. Cheers.
>14 in Germany is legalGood guys won WW2 btw.
>14 is legal in Deutschlandhttps://youtu.be/K6EpgyY2Tm8It's time...
Most of your ancestors were 14 and younger when they reproduced and also cousins. Grow up.
ENOUGH
>>152030270Halbro btw
>>152030270Not me. I'm 40 and still childless (and a virgin and I got a vasectomy).
>>152029988The yiik victim is talking again.
>>152029804In a roundabout way Luffy perfectly counter Makima because he has an unerring sense of who's a good person and who isn't. He would take one look at Makima and know she's a bitch who needs to be slapped, even if he himself would never be able to properly articulate why.
>>152030279
>BTFOs Aqua Söyllenial Hunger ForceMY HERO!!!
>>152028128Based
Carl Brutananadilewski solos your hero and his verse btw.
>>152029648Nice try fartfag
>>152030366>>152030380>Söyllenial responseCHADoying GODrange rents free in you
THE OPUShttps://youtu.be/x2VTR56rDao?si=zFyxWUFGGMRjcCqF
>>152029683That's as canon as Owen destroying the planet
ENTERTHE FUNNIESTTHE JOLLIESTTHE FRUITYEST
>>152027833BRO WHAT THE FUCK HOW CAN YOU EVEN DESTROY A PLANET WITH A FART?
>>152030436Kratos...
>>152030425So you admit Wario can't destroy a planet then?
>>152030437Total Drama characters are just that strong.
>>152030441Honestly I don't know, I know he has powerful farts but not the extend of it.
>>152027857After the last thread I got so mindbroken by Makima that when I fell asleep, I dreamt that I was reading a fucking crossover fanfic about what if Makima replaced All For One in MHA's story.So she was grooming Shigaraki, but also the entire League of Villains too was in love with her (especially Toga and Twice) because she's filling that mother/older sister/savior role that all of them desperately craved in one way or another. Dabi starts off against it, but eventually breaks and gives in harder than everyone else.And the overarching plot is not to make Shigaraki a new lord of all villains or reincarnate AFO, but instead Makima basically just uses LoV as a controlled opposition and eventually lets them all die after wrecking Japan just so she can waltz in afterwards and be like "Hey, you see how much stuff got destroyed and and bad heroes are at preventing villains from running amok? How about we create a new system and a new agency, led by me of course."Why am I saying all this? Because for the first time in weeks I had a good night's sleep and had the luxury of thinking about dumb shit like this. Thanks /dbg/, thanks Makima.
>>152029724>>152029755>UUB IS STONKEST AND GET ALL WIMIN AND MAKE YT BOYS FEAR HIM!!!haha yeah okay little guy, now hurry up and sing the funny toilet song before I flush you
>>152030466Bro not even Gunther and his entire viling family could destroy the planet while farting at the same time and they did a mushroom fart cloud
>>152030349search up the creator of Annoying Orange
>>152030436CAUGHT IN A SAARSLIDENO ESCAPE FROM /dbg/...
>>152027857Can Makima destroy a planet by farting?
>Fatefags are futafags>Kamenfags are fujosWhat an odd turn of events. The two are completely incompatible.
Who could he mindbreak?
>>152030492Annoying Orange is like Chris Chan, he was one of us once
>>152030515The creator is a tranny now btw
>>152030502A good chunk of fujos often like to fantasize the men they lust for as girls or feminine which is how you get shit like Omegaverse and Mpreg, especially Japanese fujos (one of the art of female Gojo last thread was drawn by a fujo-adjacent artist), so you can reconcile this by having the men as futas, which if you think about is the counterpart to mpreg/cuntboy shit
>>152030502>>Fatefags are futafagsProofs?
>>152030527Yes and?By the mighty KINGtos we do not tolerate TRANSPHOBIA and BIGOTRY in these HALLS
>>152030488Good on you, I hope you're having a good day.
>>152030502>Futa_on_male>Male:mindbreakDONE
>>152030575Kratos approves...
>>152030543>A good chunk of fujos often like to fantasize the men they lust for as girls That's just genderswapping rather than wanting to see men having sex. what cowards.
Mort bros...
Hey! Hey! Hey /dbg/!
>>152030606Pretty sure an alarming chunk of women have a minor feminization fetish, especially asian women and fujos who are already typically into more slender twinkish guys, so it tracks that they'd probably be into that
>>152027857What if 2B sat on her
>>1520306352B is around 140kg, Makima would be FLATTENED.
Yummers
what would ryuko do on total drama island
>>152030683Well, she'd have to dress appropriately as not to get the show taken off the air and put Chris in legal trouble.
>>152030683Masturbate thinking of Satsuki.
>>152030471You just want to be dommed by Makima.I'm gay, btw don't know if it matters
>>152029561God, YYH was kino
>>152030467Wario's most powerful fart is only from super smash Bros brawl where he's a nuke and that's not even canon to Wario's feats.
What is the "best" death battle season you could think of, I imagine it would have>Analogue Horror>VTubers>FNaF>Undertale>DDLC>No capeshit, tranime or cartroons
>>152030759I want undertale to get fraud check so fucking badly man
>>152030759>vtubers>but no tranimeWhat even
>>152028293Fanon>>152029010Canon>>152029085Cry more just like your hero, Deku
>>152030764For me its Flowey vs Magolor
>>152030733Total dramarama isn't canon to owen's feats.
>>152030683>>152030700This.All while Satsuki is getting molested by their mom.
>>152030780Deku getting a HARD reality check and being in absolute shambles after he realises he's not only never gonna be a pro hero, but also will be a social pariah because of anti-quirkless prejudice, with his mom crying was basically the only time MHA managed to make me genuinely feel bad for Deku, or anyone in MHA. Too bad this never goes anywhere and Deku never fucking learns or changes or grows.
>>152030759One that features Warhammer 40k so it can get fraudchecked and cause major seething
>>152030982>major seethingThat's an understatement of the century.Even one of the Primarchs getting bodied will make wh40kbabbies have a complete and utter mental breakdown as they scramble to point that in that one book he kinda sorta was implied to do something that could be chainscaled to continental level. If you think SHARTnic fans have weak egos, you've seen nothing.Hell, Wh40k vs Star Wars wars were absolutely insane. People arguing about which capital ship is heavier and whether blasters penetrate void shields and how to properly scale orbital bombardment, over and over.
>CapeCHADS
>Sonicfag, Thorfag, Kingtos, Gojofag, Loli fagI want you OUT
>>152030982Yujiro would FRAUDCHECK and RAPE a primarch btw
>>152030632My guess is trauma in the way that they see heavy masculinity as scary due to what is frequently describd to them (toxic, rapey, etc.). So they develop an association where men who present less of this and more of what they see as safe i.e. feminine traits. It's also because male and female sexuality is different, the effiminate appeal is just them translating their true attraction, emotional attractiveness, on a physical level. Explains why they want soft and more lowkey men in fiction, doesn't mean these guys are pussies though, more like in control of themselves where any sign of assertion or aggression is shown in parts instead of constant bombardment.
>>152031111Makimabro...
The emperor of mankind vs the hanged king who wins
>>152031117It's kinda fucking weird that they can't just enjoy flamboyancy and effeminacy without making it weirder than it has to be. Then again, fujos are a rabid breed of women with cosmic mindsets.
>>152031263I do think that the pic you made is tame if not just straight up fully innocent. The physical translation thing is usually subconscious. Fujos on the other hand are just mentally ill usually. Granted rarely do female gooners reach the depraved depths of their male counterparts. Mpreg shit is relatively tame compared to what a stage 2-3 porn addict jacks off too.
>>152031049This makes me want to see Shakara GAPE the whole Imperium of Men
But where is their acid resistance feats...?
>shakaraliterally WHO?
>>152031049You could probably generate salt by using normal spess muhreens alone,especially when many normalfags bought into their hype because of Spacemarine 1-2,Secret Level and Astartes
>>152031570In the GODmics.
>>152031566I think what makes whfags so volatile are three things:- Shit gets retconned with every edition, meaning oftentimes you don't know if [thing] still happened or not - The weird official "everything is canon but not necessarily true" clause applied to Black Library books, meaning you can take [thing] at face value, but also take it as in-universe tall tale or propaganda or faulty info.- There's a fuckton of things that are just not explained at all despite having ludicrous statements and implications (example - the Cacodominus, a supposed alien telepath strong enough to mind control entire star sectors. There's ZERO info on what it was or why the fuck it was so strong, only that Black Templars killed it somehow)All three together mean that same thing can be both true and false, a feat and a statement, canon and not canon. All depends on who you're jerking off to.
>>152031605>Slop Marines>Have two hearts, three lungs, a laundry list of organs that give them everything from mind assimilation to acidic blood>Supposedly have insane reflexes and reaction times>Get absolutely BODIED by random footsoldiers all the timeFRAUDeptus BUMstartes.
>>152031631they tend to body normal footsoldiers more often than the other way around thoughthere is some serious anti-feats though, like a space marine getting merc'd by the Tanith First and Only by fucking poisoned blow darts
>>152031641didn't one get clubbed to death by human cavemen once?
>>152031570There is tyranid acid spewers that melt spess mehreens into goo instantly lol.
>>152031641>there is some serious anti-feats thoughSisters of Battle are the true anti-feat collectors. When farming guardsmen isn't impressive enough, sororitas enter to get absolutely demolished. I think the only time they've won was in their book where they kill some necrons, and even then they drop like fucking mayflies.
>>152031661yeah, the SoB are cool but GW uses them as the jobbers very oftenspeaking of jobbers, there was an iron warrior who got trapped in some rubble and died because a rogue conscript kept slicing his neck until he died
>>152030759It would have an object show character, the modern Death Battle fanbase fucking loves object shows for whatever reason
I reckon Yujiro could probably beat a chapter master in a pure fistfight.
Tyranids and Nurgle would both IMMEDIATELY die if they smelt Makima's farts and would be erased from existence if they smelt Owen's.
>>152031681I reckon Yujiro beat an Equipped WarhammerSlop period
>>152031770Calgarbros...
>>152031770Can't believe Yujiro is going to TEACH Calgar about the woman he had within himself all along...
JOBjiro is for jobbing to Heihachi or Kazuya.
>>152031839how would space marine autism even react if they saw their chapter master getting bent over and raped by what they would call a 'normal' human?
Every character posted this thread is a featless fraud. Every character posted after this thread is a statement merchant
Reimu RAPES and GAPES Strange and his entire verse.
Reimu... Is my footstool... Because I RAPE and GAPE her large-rock level verse...
>>152031945I would say this is a Kratos post, but Kratos is canonically sub-rock level...
>>152031945Tenshi Hinanawi...
schizophrenia is a superpower in Baki
>>152031945You're definitely not anyone from DC...
>>152031850They'd be flabbergasted about seeing the best of the best from their chapter being used as a cumdump.Now primarchs getting raped by a mere "normal" human would literally mindbreak them
>>152032078it would, but I think Primarch's probably would just statcheck Yujiro
>>152031839Yujiro can use his signature armor destroying kick he used against Strydum and Jack's Mom. He cannot hide
>>152031664People who consooom 40k content don't like women, they like seeing their specific named tin cans killing a billion xenos
>>152032141Would that work vs Space Marine armor though?Probably actually, Yujiro in base was able to punch a 6.0 earthquake into stopping.
>>152032172Space Marine armor durability varies depending on how much plot armour the specific Space Marine has.
>>152032083How is he going to stat check him when he's weaker feats wise and lore wise
I am the most irrelevant Space Marine chapter/legion in all of 40k.
>>152029645lmao
>>152032172I dunno punch him casually or use x ray vision to find a weakness
>>152032197You know what, you're right.
>out of NOWHERE
>>152027833Kratos can do this too.
>Lorgas was sexually abused and groomed by his human daddy Kor Phaeron>Angron was gladiator and prison bitch to some normal humans whose most impressive tech were flying drones and high-tech torturing device>Corax was prison bitch for different set of humans>Conrad Kurze got assassinated by normal human>Fulgrim got possessed by ayylmao swordPrimarchs are CANONICALLY weak jobbers and rape victims
>>152032298Being a rape survivor makes you STRONG.
>>152032298Kurze let himself get assassinated to be fair.
>>152032305Not really when out of fucking 20 only Sanguinus and Perturabo weren't total failures. Sanguinus nowayfagged Khorne's attempt to corrupt him (he had to settle for Angron as sloppy second) and was such a perfect little Gary Stu that it took Chaos God-empowered Horus to make him job & die. Perturabo was seething autist with inferiority complex but at least did manage to hard carry the Traitor Legions to victory until Horus jobbed to Emperor at last moment.
>>152032361Gulliman isn't a failure either.
>>152032276>Dr. Fate victim
Whoops!
>>152030759Why did you repeat autism five times?
I lost. I give up.
>>152032366>jobbed to fucking Lorgar during Heresy so he couldn't save his daddy>jobbed to Mortarion and needed Daddy Ex Machina to save his ass in recent lore>can't win against Imperial BureaucracyRawbutt Girlyman is mid at best
>>152032450SHITnic...
>>152032424>Base Sonic is faster than the fastest DC characterKek what a shitty weakling troon verse.
>>152032471>>152032424>non-canonkek
>The Flash canonically loses access to the speed force when he's in another universe>SHARTnicfags think beating this version of the flash is an achievementKEKAROO!
>>152032477>n-n-n-non-c-c-canonSonic RAPES and GAPES Superman and his entire verse.
>>152032501If Sonic is so fast & strong, why does he die to simple traps in his own games?
>Mario's personal bitch getting uppity
>Mario>Goku>Superman>OwenAll RAPE and GAPE SHARTnic and his entire verse
>>152032471Oh so we're using crossover as Canon now.MARIO FUCKED AMY
>>152032501>Needs 7 emeralds + Emerald Matrix to HANG with featless Superman >Helpless against Darkseid using 2% of his power >ARCHIEGet out done by casual Flash once again
>The Flash? More like The Flush!
>>152032519>>152032523Sonic LITERALLY lived at Mario's mercy. The very moment Nintendo decides they don't want Sonic at Smash Bros and Switch 2 will be the day Sonic dies sucked into oblivion.
>>152032571Projection much?
>>152032523>Mario is canonically 24-26>Amy is canonically 12Hal would be so proud of him
>>152032598>>152032598>>152032598
>>152032578Sonic is a household name. All of Sonic's movies were critically received infinitely better than the minionslop Shitrio movie that only 50 year old neck beard man children watched.
>>152029291Not as like a punishment/perma thing, but just to give the worst impulses a bit of time to reset and reflect.
>>152032602It would be funny if the pasta just added ten years every time it was posted.
>>152032602>muh movie for childrenSonic? Doesn't have a console.GODrio? Has the most sold console.Kneel.
Did a bunch of posts get deleted?
>>152032713>The CHADstation 2 out of NOWHERE Sony won. Sega won. Sonic won.
>>152028096Lose to Ben Grimm? He can.
>>152032741...not
SET FAIL FOR JEET PISS
>>152032728>admitting that Sonic was Kratos' personal slut tooDone.
>>152032753>Character that lost to AkainuPost anyone in fiction beating Akainu.
>>152032767https://youtu.be/mziBr_yr3M8
>>152032969get in niggas!
