Christopher Robin (and British schoolboys in general) are a bit underrated
>>152033555Too bad they're a dying breed
>>152033612Are the british not having sons anymore, or did they abolish schools?
>>152033555>kicks the baseball bat to you>"pick it up"
We should make schoolboys wear short pants again haha
>>152033675Can't have new sons in the future if the daughters are being raped and murdered right now.
>>152033555Not a single person who was brought up in that system had fond memories of it. Even a young Winston Churchill was completely miserable.
>>152033788I always had a weird assumption that it turns guys gay. Like I just imagine that most if not all british men are a bit closeted gay or at least have had one gay experience that they do not talk about.
Harry Potter made me think British boarding schools where fun but apparently they suck.
>>152033882C.S. Lewis ratted out all his old school chums at Wyvern in his autobiography.Charitably he mentions that the boys would have fucked girls if they had access to them.Being Irish he also sneakily implies that it's an English thing.
>>152033945They stopped being so nuts after the the end of the 19th century and people who grew up in that system took power.It really was just another attempt at social engineering that fell flat once it's victims were no long under its power.
>>152033555True
OP is a pederast
>>152035262Shut it
>>152033555I would totally fuck him up his ass
>>152033555Sandman comics had the second story arc when Satan quit and kicked everyone out of Hell. So school boys from different time periods ended up back at their old school. That’s when Dead boy detectives became a thing. It’s been a long time ago so I don’t remember much, but I did enjoy it.
>>152033555Do older women have a school boy kink?
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>>152038028That answered that.
>>152033555As a small kid I used to think the Christopher Robin with dot eyes was the father of the Christopher Robin with white sclera since their faces and voices (in the dub of my country) were different.I also had a sort of crush on dot-eyes Christopher Robin. I wouldn't describe it as love since I was too young to understand these funny feelings, but I would always feel funny every time he appeared on screen.
what should have happened in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, but didn't
>>152033945Harry Potter extensively plagiarised The Worst Witch and St Trinian's, both being book series satirising and commentating on how fucking awful British boarding schools were, except JK Rowling was too illiterate and privileged to realise the things they depicted were inherently bad
>>152033710>shorts are just short pantsMind= blown
>>152033555I prefer British schoolgirls(male)
>>152033945>>152039779The trade off for Hogwarts is constantly being in mortal peril
>>152035593I remember as a kid being confused why the original Christopher Robin looked like a girl
>>152033675Too many brown people, not enough brits having babies
I know this is the weird pedophile thread, but I want to talk about the actual thing OP posted.These viewer-insert characters can't actually improve ratings, right? Like the humans in Transformers. They're just always so fucking lame that they're a detriment to the production. It's the same corporate tactic when they shoehorn in any other particular demographic in belief the braindead audience will see and say 'wow it's me!' and clap and cheer and hand over all their money.Shit sickens me. Anyway, back to your being pedos or whatever.
>>152039989Winnie the Pooh is technically all in Christopher Robin's head
>>152039614Alright who made this
>>152036872>t. British headmaster
>>152040008The deep lore explanation doesn't really matter when it comes to the enjoyment of the episode. Christopher Robin was a buzzkill dickhead. Just let Tigger fuck around and Eeyore think about ending it all. I don't need some dumbass human to relate to those two.
>>152040052>Christopher Robin was a buzzkill dickheadI don't know what you're talking about. Christopher Robin generally only appeared in the beginning to introduce a concept to Pooh & friends and then the end to see how they messed it up.If anything, he should've had more screentime since it's all about his imagination
>>152039557>I wouldn't describe it as loveWhat then?
>>152035262They told me to retvrn to tradition
>>152040110I'm not sure, I was 5 or 6yo and my memories are fuzzy. The only thing I remember is that I would feel "nice" and a bit happier when I saw him without knowing why. I never stopped to think about it or told anyone about him or about any of the other characters that made me feel that way, so by the time I was old enough to understand the concept of romantic attraction those strange feelings for them had already disappeared.
>>152035593early version is cute too
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