tiefling girls are made for impregnation
>>152034147Handlebars
>>152034147I see. And Kender girls are made for anal I suppose?
Blue human with horns.
>>152034147And water is wet. Thank you anon. Im sure fish will be thrilled by the news.
>>152034147Freakshit will never have a place at my table or in bed. Humans or Elves only.
>>152034414You'd fuck a knife-ear? Deplorable.
>>152034147Demon spawn have to be slain. Sorry, anon.
>>152034414>pointy ears"This is fine :)">pointy ears and horns"REEEEEEE FREAKSHIT GET OUT OF MY GAME REEEEEEEEE"
>>152034147Tieflings really are the normie pick nowadays. I remember when Elves were the "I wanna play something not human but not too strange" pick. Now it's like every party has to have the not-demon in their ranks.
>>152034889Rogue Tiefling is even more generic now than Human Warrior
>>152034147I know this show is based on autistic /tg/ shit but I don't care enough to look it up so I'm just judging it as a cartoon on it's ownwhy is every character either bisexual or a muscular lesbian?what was the point of the giant evil frog episode where they realise they have to work together, if they're going to forget it and have this exact same argument again and again over the course of the season? it was interesting the first time, but the main characters going through the same story beat in the pirate's treasure vault where they reach the exact same "we have to trust each other and work together!" conclusion was annoying, then having the main characters break up AGAIN when they get to Zadash was just annoyingalso having them all conveniently show up at the exact same places in a giant city(like Beau and Fjord just conveniently running into each other and Jester and Nott just conveniently running into each other) was an absolute asspulland what is up with the barbarian lesbian? they spend the entire season building her up as the ultimate bad guy, an unstoppable force of evil that's going to arrive at the city where the main characters are right on time for the final showdown... only for absolutely fucking nothing happening, she just shows up and decides to not be evil anymore with no further explanationwhat a limpdicked story arc, I was teased an evil barbarian fight and got fucking nothing I genuinely feel cuccked by the showrunnershonestly this show had a good premise but the ending was extremely rushed, nott is so fucking annoying throw her in the trash, fjord is a huge worthless pussy, beau just needs to get laid holy shit, still have no idea what's up with molly and the only characters who got a decent conclusion to their story arc were Caleb(and even then the dark elves still cucked him out of a final confrontation with his nazi wizard mentor) and Jester(deity a woman casting genuine divine magic serves is real, surprise of the century)
>>152034940>why is every character either bisexual or a muscular lesbian?Because it was a scripted safe edgy campaign full of normalfag nobodies who just have to shove in their gay fetishes. The big muscle lady was apparently someone elses character but she couldn't show up enough & another lady just forced her into being her character's gf.
>>152034147Jester is for pegging me.
>>152034147She's adorable.>hfw
she carried the show
>>152034147I HATE The Mighty Nein because it provided me with yet another fantasy woman to obsess over...
>>152034414I wouldn't want to be on your faggot ass autistic table anyway
>>152035580>milfling is only in for a single episodewe were robbed hagbros
>>152034414>no dwarvesThat's goin' in the book.
>>152034868They’ll also happily fap to elves wearing antlers, but I guess an elf wearing goat horns gets the rope
>>152035749>>152034868Before tieflings it was neutral good, shunned dark elves, i.e. Drizzt rip offs.
>>152034382>Kender girlspedo detectedpedo detected
>>152035065She really did.
>>152035685His table must have a height minimum.
>>152037174>His table must have a height minimum.every table shouldI'll take freakshit over recluses who make make seething at elves and tieflings their entire personality
>>152036345>all children are thieves >anybody under 5' is child codedrepublican detected
>>152037646>republican detectedlike any sane person under the age of 80don't tell me you're an actual monarcuck who thinks vesting head of state duties on an ineffectual cancer patient and his cabal of paedophiles because he came out of the right vagina at before his siblings is a reasonable way to run a country
>>152038624>any sane personI'm not the one avatarfagging bro
>>152038642>avatarfagging is when you post the character the thread is aboutnewfag detectednewfag detected
>>152039960the father?Lawful Good Human male fighter.
>>152034147She her feet
>>152034414You never tamed the savage? Ridden the Orc, preposterous.
>>152034868NTA but unironically yes.>They’ll also happily fap to elves wearing antlersAlso unironically yes. It has nothing to do with the antlers/horns. For me, anyway, it's the fact that they're hellspawn and that they're literally the gypsies of fantasy.
>>152041282I don't think that's legal
>Next Owlcat game is 40k again, not Pathfinder>No more tiefling romance options for at least a few yearsUnfortunate.
>>152042448>Next Owlcat game is 40k again, not PathfinderDid they confirm this, or are you speaking hypothetically?
>>152042398The empire doesn't seem to have any sexual taboos at all
>>152042616The next Owlcat game is already betatesting, my guy. Dark Heresy. There's leaks out there. You play as a contingent under an inquisitor, you and your team of misfit goons including a Kroot and Ogryn.
>>152034940>why is every character either bisexual or a muscular lesbian?Critical Role are a bunch of Hollywood actor types. They live in Southern California, so no matter how much Exandria is supposed to feel like a different place, it still feels like Hollywood Southern California. If Exandria were truly a dangerous place where "might makes right" then shouldn't more men and women want to make children?
>>152043421>If Exandria were truly a dangerous place where "might makes right" then shouldn't more men and women want to make children?Why would people want to make children just to feed them to the machine
>>152035793Every goddamned party in the 3.5 days had at least one fucker doing variations of le sad dark elf. It got annoying.
>>152034147I hate the concept of a tiefling so very much. DnD represents everything wrong with modern fantasy as well as modern culture.
>>152043483In real life, people in war torn and harsh places make a lot of children because it gives power to the tribe. If you don't make children and your country is at war, then your country will very quickly get conquered by another country. This concept of "life is hard, so now I don't want to make children" is a modern day concept. Very popular on Reddit.
>>152043595As far as the show goes it doesn't look like anyone's slowed down on having kids.
First time watching/following this and I have a question: why is Fjord such a rich shade of green? All the other orcs so far as much less saturated. Is it because he's half-orc?
SEX!WITH!JESTER!
>>152043616Why are humans sometimes light skinned and sometimes dark skinned?
>>152043734>Time for a three-way with Nott, da?
>>152043766>Cheeky JesterJester's Blue Butt Cheeks
>>152043739Ah ok, I thought there was some lore behind it.
>>152043594Tieflings are based though
>>152043787>What? It was only a few spankings.
>season ends like thatOh come on. And why did they try to stop the Kryn from retaking the artifact at the end like that? I thought they wanted to stop the war.
>>152043787Hnnnnnghh
>>152043734cumming inside jester's tight blue pussy!
>>152043491And now every goddamned party has at least one fucker doing variations of le quirky randumb tiefling
>>152042448I thought it was the Expanse
>>152043616I thought he was supposed to be some kind green elf until someone mentioned him being half-orcMalacath/Gork&Mork/whom ever the orc god of this setting is must weep at having one of his race be such a pussy
>>152043888They’re also doing a job. The Gentleman hired them to retrieve the artifact, and if they don’t carry it out they end up on his bad side.
>>152043888>why did they try to stop the Kryn from retaking the artifactbecause they wanted the artefact for themselves?>I thought they wanted to stop the war.did they though?I got the impression that was secondary to getting revenge and a nice paycheck from Nathan Fillion
>>152046034Everyone’s got different reasons - Caleb wants to fuck Trent’s shit up, Beau wants to end the war, Jester’s doing it for the lulz, Molly seemingly has nothing better to do, etc.
>>152043888At this point the Mighty Nein dont really give a fuck about the war(besides Beau but she has so little information about whats going on things haven't fully registered for her yet), their goal is to steal the artifact for themselves to give it to the Gentleman for a huge payday.You need to remember all the shit with Trent, Essek & the artifact is OC for the show as in the campaign the characters obviously had no knowledge of what was going on in the background since they weren't there. For obvious narrative purposes the show is presented to us in an omnipresent format so we the audience can get a better view of the villains and not just the world from the players perspectives.
>>152043616its very common for main characters in cartoons to have more saturated designs while the background characters are more desaturated so the main characters stand out
>>152046366Aesthetic considerations? Outrageous!
>>152046327Sexo
>>152036345Kender are explicitly mistaken for kids all the time.Including by the human men who make half-kender.
>>152034147So tiefling has the power to shape shift at will right? Into anyone right? With that in mind how can any ruler allow them to live? Shouldn't there be a massive genocidal campaign targeting them because they can just shape shift into local rulers and cause chaos
>>152049564Meant to aim that at >>152037646
>>152038624Name ten current presidents or prime ministers who aren't scum
>>152049681Who are you and why are you grinding your hot juicy purple minge in my face and jerking my cok with your tail...I didnt say stop MMMF
