Let's try again
Owen RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his entire verse.
Choose your fighter
A BOVNDLESS MONSTER
these threads are as big a tumor as the dbs threads you imitate verbatim
>>152036292unironically this
>>152036292Do something about it, pussy.
>>152036292then come at us, nigga
>>152036292/dbg/ is TEACHING /co/...
Me and my verse just got RAPED and GAPED by CHADnic...
>>152036254CANDACE! CANDACE! CANDACE!MORE AND MORE REDHEAD NIGGAS!
>>152036320Goku is underestimating Sonic... He's ACTUALLY wall level! Not door level!
>>152036329Nobody in all of fiction...
>>152036292>>152036297you sound sad right now
>>152036292>>152036297Dude, nobody is forcing you to partake in these threads.
>>152036292TRVKE
>>152036200>AAAAAIIEEEEE!!! N-NOOOO! I-I'M S-SORRY, O-OKAY! I'M SORRY FOR ACTING SO COCKY, B-BIG BRO!! JUST PLEASE DON'T R-RAPE AND GAPE MY ENTIRE FODDER S-SISSY VERSE! A-ANYTHING BUT THAT!
>>152036292>>152036297>>152036360Why don't you do something about it then, fag
>>152036263Doomsday the time jobber
>>152036362Sonic said this.
>>152036229
Your HERO would not make it to the Total Drama merger.
>>152036362Define “RAPED” and “GAPED”
>>152036362Wario said this to King Dedede
>>152036254I keep seeing Tourettes Guy in the roster, therefore he solos all other fighters
>>152036254Mighty Mouse or Casper
>>152036376according to vsbattle this fart is multiversal
>/dbg/ threadENOUGH.The Annihilator of Airheads. The Breaker of Barnacleheads. The Cremator of Cringe. The Doom of Dumbasses. The Ender of Errors. The Fearst of Fools. The God of Goobers. The Hero of Hell. The Impactor of Idiots. The Jesus of Joy. The Khan of Krabby. The Leader of Lobotomy. The Mogul of Man-O-War. The Neglect of Nobles. The Outist of Omega. The Pantheon of Pestilence. The Quadrangular of Quarantine. The Reaper of Runts. The Sponge of Sea. The Transcender of Tools. The Ultra of Unity. The Valkyrie of Vastness. The Winner of Wimps. The Xenogenesis of Xerosis. The Yield of Youngbloods. The Zeal of Ziggurats.THE APEX PREDATORTHE ANNIHLATOR OF ANNIHLATORSTHE KRUSTY OF KRABSTHE LEADER OF LEADERSTHE JOY OF JUSTOBLITERTING REDDITHOG AND OTHER UNWORTHY OPPONENTSSPONGECHAD THE BOBSpongeMAXIMUS the PAINFULSpongeFATAL the HIERARCHYSpongePALADIN the UNBREAKABLESpongeMAGNATE the ABSORBANTSpongeJELLY the FISHSpongeNIMWIT the GODSpongeSOILDER the OMNIPOTENTSpongeKAMIKAZE the MESSENGERSpongeWIZARD the RUINERSpongeFIGHTER the DYNAMICALSpongeSHINY the BULLETPROOFSpongeSATAN the UNBEATABLESpongeFREAK the INEXPUNGABLESpongeCOLONIST the VANQUISHERSpongeTRANQUIL the EMPERORSpongeBANZAI the SUPERHUMANSpongePARAMOUNT the NOMADSpongeACHILLES the UNIVERSESpongePARADOX the CORRUPTERSpongeMONSTER the LOVECRAFTSpongeREX the MARAUDERSpongeCHAMP the SOULFULSpongeTSUNAMI the PIERCERSpongeCHAOS the DARKNESSSpongeLEGEND the MYTHOSSpongeDAEDALUS the FEARFULCHADSPONGE THE BOBBOBCHAD THE SPONGESPONGECHAD THE CHADDEITYCHAD THE SPONGEJESUSTHE CHADIEST OF CHADLORDSSPONGECHADIEST CHADSPONGECHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHAD CHADENTER SPONGECHAD
>>152035907Columbo's got legit nothing to work on, the women are all labeled as disappearances and given that theres no physical evidence, how is he supposed to narrow it to being a business man like Kira? The Morioh gang got extremely lucky due to a. Shigechi haphazardly learning about Kira through a sandwich and b. Him somehow persisting to give them his jacket button. Outside of that, they'd literally know nothing about it, not even from reading the direct memories of one of his first victims
>>152036543
>>152036292put me in a screencap
>>152036553see this >>152036311
Can Spongebob beat Kratos though?
SpongeBob beating Lara Croft when?
>>152036549Columbo is a god at finding a suspect.He's also unassuming enough to not appear as a threat, and makes people think he's kind of a bumbling fool when he's actually perceptive as fuck.He'd notice Kira's mannerisms and pick out something odd, eventually he'd figure it out.He just does that.
>>152036574This question will cause a CIVIL WAR in /dbg/...
>>152036574
>>152036574>>152036579need I remind you that James Cameron and Sydney Sweeney beat Spongebobtherefore she could beat Kratos faster than Spongebob
>>152036574infinite power vs infinite durability...though the answer is kratos wins because he has infinite of both, and he's a better swimmer and commands all the ocean's fish
>>152036574KINGtos would TEACH Spongebob.
>>152036574Yes. Like no shit posting SpongeBob gapes the GoW verse
>>152036600she looks drunk
>>152036620Everything Kratos does to SpongeBob would reflect to him though so Kratos would end up defeating himself.
"Getting brvtally raped and gaped like the sissy I am by a superior BVLL isn't all that bad"
>>152036254add Sydney Sweeney>>152036600hot
Post Spongebob destroying 9 million universes lowballed.
>>152036524You see the latest video by his channel? >house is boarded up>all the cans and pizzaboxes have been removed>tourettes guy is in rehab
Hey /dbg/ I'm doing fineYou guys are on my mindYou asked me where VSBW places meAnd I think the answer's at least 1-CBut I wanna be boundlessI raise my hand to block the sunSo pack your bags 'cause I've already wonUpscales every day, antifeats are downplayI'll get to 1-A'Cause I wanna be boundless
>>152036653Post Kratos doing that.
>IM SORRY! I KNOW IM JUST A REHEATED POST FOR LAST THREAD BUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LAUGH!
>>152036640Kratos can't be defeated by himself. That's why every time he fights multiple perfect clones of himself he still wins.
>>152036574No. Like no shitposting Kratos gapes Spongebob and makes Spongebob's twittertroon fans cry.
>>152036590I get that, but literally what is supposed to lead him to Kira to begin with? Kira's literally the most unassuming person amd hardly fits any criteria of a search. One victim he picked from a train, another while leaving a cafe, another supposedly while walking from work. Its random at best, given that it spans across all lf Morioh, theres no singular area (like either his store or even the business district) to single it down to
50ish posts in and Sonic has already won again
BOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY!!! HELP ME! THIS BOUNDLESS WATER IS GONNA KILL ME EVEN THOUGH I CAN TOTALLY SURVIVE IN SPACE, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM!
Don’t make me bring out ROCKtos…
Kirby won. Nobody can beat him
>>152036696Wait is this real?
Spongebob can destroy 1 universe maxwanked.Kratos an destroy 990 Million Universes, lowballed, divided by 100, and holding back.It's that simple.
>>152036692...and by that, I meant he won the award for "Weakest character and verse in all of fiction".
>>152036660I have and it was so awesome. I first watched his content back in my middle school days and laugh so hard. I'm glad he's still around
>>152036712Just because we've never seen SpongeBob destroyed infinite universes lowballed doesn't mean he can't
>Kratos an destroy
>>152036722fuark, i can't argue with that boundless logic...
>>152036600based sydney poster
>>152036708Yes, Kratos can drown.
>>152036600>>152036639>>152036652>>152036746
>>152036254Asuka
>>152036748no he can't. you have zero evidence Kratos doesn't just nap when the healthbar goes to zero, to regain his energy.
>>152036292>keeps visiting these threads>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!! I AM BEING MINDBROKEN!!!!"Retard!!
>>152036763You could have said that to my face. Instead you said that through a screen.
KIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!
Since Lore Kratos is much more powerful than Asura, does that mean Zeus and Odin would defeat Chakravartin?
I'm glad we all agree that mash solos MHA and Jujutsu Kaisen and could beat Asta in a fight.
>>152036631GOD image btw
>I AM A LOYAL SONIC FAN, I WILL POST SONIC FUCKING YOUR HERO'S WIVES BECAUSE I'M NOT INSECUREThis is what happens when your hubba bubba bubble gum pink bitch keeps mistaking Shadow and Silver for you.
>>152036334>>152036758
>SHITnicASSVOID!!!!!
>>152036857ENTER
>>152036858Sonic doesn't even like Amy like that because she's a clingy bitch.
>>152036875Well sadly, due to the Sega mandate, that's all he has. Lmfao
>>152036875>Sonic is gayWe know.
>>152036894Sonic flirts with rouge. He just like women with tits or human women.
Reimu RAPES and GAPES Pocky and Rocky and their entire verse
>>152036910Pocky has more attacks than Reimu.
Amy Rose.White human men.Sonic in the corner sitting in a chair.Do the math.
>>152036857>delusional pic againpost sonic destroying a planet (you can't)
>>152036907Fucking when?
>>152036875>>152036907Sonic goes on literal dates with Amy and officials say he has a secret shy crush on her.
>>152036796>nobody in GOW has ever left the planet>Yggdrasil’s fate is tied the planet>Chakravartin can literally just make the nearest star go supernova with a wave of his hand and destroy the solar system in one go
>>152036944HEROES. DO NOT. FUCKING. DESTROY. PLANETS!!!!!! GET IT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come the fuck on, the thread just started, do sonicfags really lack self-control
IT ALL DRAAAAWS DOWN TO THE SAAAARSAND IN THIS LIFE THERE IS NO REDEEMING CAAAAAARDS
>>152036949Sonic Battle and the sonic racing games. Plus Sonic flirts with the lady of the lake in sonic and the black knight.
>>152036944ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE IS NOT EVIDENCE OF ABSENCE, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD!!!! SONIC COULD DESTROY THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IF HE WANTED TO, BUT HE WOULD NEVER DO IT BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING HERO
>>152037004>>152037032post glass level sonic destroying an evil planet, or a planet full of evil
>>152037031>Interacting = Flirting now. Damn, Big the Cat was chatting up Wave and Rouge!
>>152036590Columbo is a homicide detective, not a missing persons detective thoughThis whole thing is weird because Columbo just wouldn't be working this case, there's not even any reason to assume most, if not any of the girls Kira kills are dead and not just missing
>>152036977>Odin: Tell me Chakravartin, can you murder a landslide? smother a storm?>*one shots Chakravartin with a multiversal+ spear attack*>Odin: exactly
I was unaware Ruby was based
>>152036955>Mario and Amy officially cucked Sonic https://x.com/i/status/1421576406912290823Sonic bros...
>>152036292Except the jannies raped and gaped /dbs/ while /dbs/ can't be stoppedI can say Gigi is bejitas trans queen and it's fine
>>152037037I-I-I-I.... ........
>>152036748Bruh do the people who unironically wank him not play his fucking games?
>>152037070
>>152037083Owen could've done that with zero effort btw.
Doomguy CAN destroy multiverses. Kratos CAN destroy multiverses. Sonic CAN destroy multiverses. Finn CAN destroy multiverses. Omni-Man CAN destroy Solar Systems. Springtrap CAN destroy walls. Glacius CAN freeze lakes.
>>152037102>Sonic's 18 in canon>he has a crush on a 12 year oldSonic?
>>152037102Hm
>>152037108post canon Owen doing that without dying?
>>152037119Holy FUARK, HALnic...
ENTER AGP RAPEHON
>>152037119PEDOnic...
>>152037116LAKEciuuuusssssss!
>>152037118>>152037119not according to the canon
>>152037148Sonic Generations opens with him celebrating his 18th birthday, anon.
>>152036334>>152036860
>>152036254Soulja boy.
>>152037155post it being his 18th birthday
>>152037085No. Also to add, Kratos needed Poseidon’s Trident so he could breathe underwater and solve some puzzles.
>>152037119What's the issue?
>>152037157CANDACE OWENS MY QVEEN
>>152037170https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pmjF8AnFsI
>>152037175Wario victim
>>152037175Sonicbros...
>>152037083>Not even moon levelKek
>>152037083Why is sonic light blue? Is he super sonic god super sonic?
>>152037080Gigi winnyJanjan always loseyWHOREma always losey
A HEDGEHOG WHO CAN'T CONTROL HIS WEINER!
>>152036254Francine and Leela solo each other in a cat fight
>>152037186that's not proof
>>152037211Princess peach and chichi said this while sonic brutally fucked them, by the way.
Who touched Denji's weiner?
>>152037102Hedgehog years make her of age to a human. They can't even live past 7 years, so Amy is a grandma.
CHUDnic vs JEWrio
>look up TolejoStar>he's talking about Persona to avenge Ash vs YugiImagine if they did a Yugioh vs Persona fight and then they don't give Persona SMT scaling
>>152037208Where is gigis bulge? Her girl dick is bigger than bejitas
>>152037260that explains everything
>>152037260official art, btw
>>152037260And just like every other modern nazi out there...
>>152037264Why would they not do that given they gave it for fucking Giorno
>>152037280I AM GOING TO FUCKING ELIMINATE JEWRATNIC!
>>152037260OY VEY MAMMA MIA
>>152037280>Sonic the Aliennot-canon
>>152037205IIRC it's a temporary amp for his Super form and he lost it after that.
>>152037116>Sonic CAN destroy multiverses.he can't even destroy a tiny moon in his strongest form that needed massive outside help
Sonic never fucked Chichi or Princess Peach. Sonic can't even get laid outside of the Ken Penders comic. In fact, he's afraid of relationships. Multiple times, he ran from Amy Rose, Sally Acorn and Mina Mongoose. Sonic is not some chad you self insert as. You fucking mongoloid.
>>152037311So hyper looks like that now?
>pokefags will look at this and claim this wasn't horakhty's doing
>>152036846>>152037239>My hero, CHADnic rapes and gapes princess peach and chichi, btw.>Princess peach and chichi said this while sonic brutally fucked them, by the way.>Fanfiction>Official: >>152037070>While official Shitnic either is gay, asexual, or a cuck that lets everyone fuck his girl.
>>152037348No one brought up Pokemon but you, senpai.
>>152037374spics have voices in their heads
>>152037342No it's a different thing, the form in Frontiers is called Super Sonic Cyber. I don't think Hyper Sonic is ever shown or mentioned after Sonic 3 & Knuckles.
Goku and mario? Straight chads who always wins. SHITnic and his faggot cuck fans are absolute fucking autistic losers.
actually I just remembered wasn't one of Ibis' attacks in Sonic 06 him hitting you with a building?
post Mario, Sonic, or Goku canonically kissing a female with lips
>>152037428Going by Sonic 06 you don't even need building, Sonic JOBS to regular chairs and tables Silver throws at him
Real men don't kiss. They fuck.
>>152037440
>>152037425>Straight chads who always winsThen why does he keep losing to a guy in spandex who wears underwear on the outside of his suit
>>152037425if he's straight then why does he love to dance and touch tips with a balding midget?
>>152037478>lipsthat's a chin kiss
Post Sonic tanking a bullet through the head
>>152037498>headcanon
>>152037527has Mario tanked that?
>>152036846>>152037239>sonic's tiny dickprincess peach couldn't even feel it
>>152036292It was pretty okay until Kratos vs Asura....
>>152037440Why aren't the Gokubros posting anything?
>>152037464>you can only kiss gaynic when he's unconscious or dead
>>152036318much like the greeks taught the romans about pederasty
>>152037598I HATE THIS! I AM MERTING DOWN RIGHT NOW! GOKU DOES NOT KISSU HIS WAIF! GOKU IS AN ASEXUARU PSYCHO MANBABY!!!! I NOW MAKE DORAGAN BOORU DAIPA!
>>152037598>canonically
>>152037598Fuller fucked Chi-Chi btw
>>152037547>
>>152037547according to canon nohttps://youtu.be/xTvx61Pgew8?si=7VtpaxqRBMMszFRD
Kratos made these threads into a monster...
>>152037671It always was...
Ben 10
Kyle Rayner
Hal Jordan
>>152037699....lost to Hal Jordan.
AND STEVEN
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
>>152037440>Princess Peach's lipstick all over Mario's face including lips while kissing him.
>>152037755>side of the lip and not directly on it
>*enters the thread*
>>152037785horrible mistake, this place sucks
>>152037755>All-StarsSoulless compared to the original.
This is MY WORLD now. In my world, life is strong. In my world, one is all. In my world, compromise does not exist. In my world, life is an open book. In my world, every step meets the rest.
>>152037755Chadrio.
>>152037755>Peach went from furiously kissing Mario (pic related), cake dates (SM64) and romantic island vacations (Sunshine) to coldly friendzoning him (Odyssey)Mariobros, what happened? Did Peach get asspained over Rosalina in Galaxy or what made her change?
>>152037807your world has one similarity with mineyou're dead
>>152037830Mommy Rosalina awakened her true sexuality
>>152037830Waluigi was introduced. Mario can't compete.
>>152036925reimu has:Spirit Sign "Fantasy Seal", Dream Sign "Evil-Sealing Circle", Divine Arts"Omnidirectional Dragon-Slaying Circle", Spirit Sign "Fantasy Seal -Spread-", Spirit Sign "Fantasy Seal -Concentrate-", Dream Sign "Duplex Barrier", Spirit Sign "Fantasy Orb", Divine Spirit "Dream Seal", Divine Arts "Omnidirectional Oni-Binding Circle", Treasure Sign "Yin-Yang Treasured Orb", Holy Relic "Yin-Yang Kishin Orb", Sign I "Dream Orb String", Sign II "Yin-Yang Scattering", Sign III "Exorcising Border", Power Sign "Yin-Yang King Piece", Dream Battle "Illusionary Moon", Untitled "Flying Mysterious Shrine Maiden", Divine Spirit "Dream Seal -Blink-", Dream Land "Great Duplex Barrier", Scattered Spirit "Fantasy Seal -Worn-", Migrating Spirit "Dream Seal -Marred-", Boundary "Duplex Danmaku Barrier", Great Barrier "Hakurei Danmaku Barrier", "Fantasy Nature", Spirit Sign "Yin-Yang Sign", Dream Sign "Fine Line Fantasy", Spirit Sign "Hakurei Illusion", Jewel Sign "Orbs of Light, Cast into Shade", Divine Arts "Sky-Conquering Wind God Kick", Prayer "Disaster-Dispelling Prayer", Treasure Sign "Dancing Yin-Yang Orbs", Light Spirit "Divine Spirit Orbs", "Lurking Boundary Spirits and the Mysterious Shrine Maiden", Dream Sign "Wild Exorcism Dance", Barrier "Expanding Barrier", Amulet "Youkai Repelling Charm", Spirit Sign "Fantasy Seal -Circle-", "Most Evil Surprise Miko Orbs", Dream Sign "Fantasy Dimensional Rift", Treasure "Yin-Yang Asuka'i", Charm "Shrine Prosperity Prayer Talismans", Bewitched Weapon "Merciless Purification Rod", Mikuji "Rule Violation Barrier", "Persuasion Needle", "Danmaku Millionaire", *To Think There'd be a Shrine Maiden in That Gap!*, Barrier "The Home Where One Lays to Rest", Needle Sign "Needles to Seal the Lunar Nobles", Barrier "Seams of the Tumultuous World", Barrier "Fantasy Boundary Crack", "The Most Powerful and Fortuitous Shrine Maiden of Incident Resolution", Spirit Sign "Fantasy Cherry Blossom Seal" and many, many more...
>>152037862And all of them can be sent back to her by Pocky's charm rod. Wow.
I'm not reading all those jobber moves. Cookie clicker victim.
>>152037862woah... So many large rock level spells...
>>152037862ZAMN Doctor Strange can tank ALL of those!?
Reminder that Sailor Moon solos both your hero and your verse
>>152037910's cocks.
>>152037830Rosa is Mario’s mother stupid
>>152037862>>152037910...But can they win a season of Total Drama?
>>152037910's shrine maiden's purification rods and yin-yang balls
>>152037862Every single one of these attacks solos my favorite verse...
Boundless race combination right here
>>152037947Usagi in the manga casually resurrects people and entire planets, makes up new powers on the spot and defeated the incarnation of entropy itself in Chaos so the answer is yes. It's funny that Sailor Moon in the manga is actually reincarnation of ancient cosmic horror instead of human and has no real relation to moon beyond her even older ayy lmao mother deciding to set up a home there in the past
Who exactly has a "favorite verse"
>>152037992I'll take almost any verse over this dump we live in
>>152037987SCOOOOOOOOOTTTTTLAAAAAAAAAAAAANDtos FOOOORRRRREEEEEEEEVVVVVAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHtos
>>152038012ENTER
>>152037054Chakravartin could quite literally murder a landslide or smother a storm.
>>152037148>can exceed mach 1Woah! Way to go little guy!
>>152038025Proof?
>>152037947Reimu is funny, humble, talented and loved by everyone so the answer is yes.
>>152037054>>152038025>can you murder a landslide? smother a storm?that doesn't sound that harddoesn't Storm from the X-Men do that all the time
>>152036977Zeus would just tell Helios to make the sun calm down and then BTFO Chakravartin with one of these
How come no one cares about homestuck?It's a pretty strong verse you know...
>>152037934>Rosa is Mario’s mother>shit headcanon
>>152038048>with one of theseA submountain-level lightning bolt?
>>152038065Post it beating Undertale in the relevancy competition.
>>152037947Heather insults Reimu and makes the retard cry. Then Reimu gets voted off.
>>152037830Peach got DOMMED by Rosalina.
Reminder, Helios and his “sun” crashing down on Earth did about city-level damage at most.
>>152038083A platonic concept busting Κεραυνός that brought universe creators and busters to heel
>>152037934game theory flopped
>>152038048>tell Helios to make the sun calm downYou mean the thing that Chakravartin, CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE created? Alongside the planet Zeus and the other GAYreek and pagan 'gods' live on?Kek!>>152038110>universe creators and bustersthey created GAYreece and the GAYreek 'universe'all the other 'god' realms were created by those specific 'gods'kek
>A platonic concept busting Κεραυνός that brought universe creators and busters to heel
My hero would one-shot Chakravartin with ease.
>>152038130This guy looks like an Aryan.
>>152038124>pagan 'gods'>while talking about "Chakravartin" and "Asura"Asurajeets are too much
>>152038130Rent free, keep taking LLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZ son.
>This guy looks like an Aryan
>>152038142you already know!
Asissyrafags keep taking L's I see.
>Asurajeets are too much>you already know!>Asissyrafags keep taking L's I see
>>152038152Post any of those weakling 'pagan' gods destroying a star, hell, no, a planet. Even a planetoid like Pluto would do.I'm waiting.Meanwhile Chakravartin was throwing stars and planets like they were nothing at Asura.
>>152038170>not LZWHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH WARRIORZ
>>152038124post Shartkravartin erasing platonic concepts with his bare hands and then we'll listen to your punjabi nonsense
>>152038191Post anyone of the GAYreek or norse pantheons that Kratos fought doing that.Because they never did.
>>152038183I-I-I-I-I…..
KINGrior Z!
Kratos won fair and square.
FROM THE TAJ MAHALI GLOWER DOWN AT YOUTHE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KINDBECAUSE I'M MADE OF POOI DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BROYOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZPAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELLBEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOWHAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KINGI'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHINGYOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFOREYOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!BEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!I'LL KEK THEM ALLWITH GARBAGE STATEMENTSNO BEARWILL EVER RAPE MY KING!PLEASE GOOD SAARSYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDION-SCREENFEATS WILL NEVER WIN!YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITEHIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTINI'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOODYOU ARE A MONSTER NO MOREBEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWNI HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOWWHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!BEHOLD THE STINK!LONG LIVE THE STINK!BEHOLD THE STINK!LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!
>>152038216Wait wait wait wait... WARRIOR Z made this HILARIOUS post? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA HOLY SHIT I NEVER READ THE NAME BEFORE HAHAHAHHAHAH
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY MEAT FACE LOOKING AT ME!>C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?>...>what>What?>WHAT. IN. TARNATION!>*Smashes camera replaying Spawn, Simon, Godzilla, Hulk and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*>BY THE GODS!!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH MY BVLLS!!?>HOLY ARES!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!>GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT ZEUS’S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS I AM AN ANGRY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>meltdownBe better.
>>152038183Ares created a universe. Cronos defeated the platonic concept of universes single handed. Atlas holds up all of existence. Kratos flipped a temple containing all of existence. Thor splintered Yggdrassil which is a higher dimensional multiverse. Odin killed Ymir another platonic concept of the universe and created a universe out of his body. Helios' light covers infinity in an instant. Kratos literally denied and defeated destiny itself.
>>152038232that's great and all, but post kratos destroying even a SMALL planetoidany celestial body bigger than a mountaindo it
>>152038204Who wins this?
>>152036320As a Goku fan, I hope the next scene is Sonic slamming his meat full force into Goku's backside. That would give him more MOUNTAINS to climb.
>HNGH YESSS SPAWN YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 500YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO WILD TOMFOOLER E. YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM SPAWN I CAN FEEL YOUR BBC HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH->W-wait....>W-...>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.>SPAWN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH A NECROPLASM CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SIMON AND KYLE HAVE IN YOKO'S FANFICTION?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE LAUFEY FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbteens AND r/greekfemboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! SPAWN THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU NIGGER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT NECROPOZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER DOOM SLAYER AND DANTE GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/GayGreeksTakingBBC SO ATREUS COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>SPAWN YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BEAST GHOST-SPAWNED-FROM-THE-DARKEST-BLACK SUBHUMAN APE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN WITH MY SUB-MOUNTAIN BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY BLADE OF OLYMPUS AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING EAT IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER! YOU ARE A BVLL NO LONGER!>BY THE GODS, I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!
>>152037987I wish I had a white European boyfriend...
>>152038251Lmao, VSBW and fags unironically believe this too. It's so fucking embarrassing.
Nobody actually thinks Asura can defeat Kratos, right? Stupidity of this magnitude can't possibly exist.
MOVE. ON.
>Ares created a universe. Cronos defeated the platonic concept of universes single handed. Atlas holds up all of existence. Kratos flipped a temple containing all of existence. Thor splintered Yggdrassil which is a higher dimensional multiverse. Odin killed Ymir another platonic concept of the universe and created a universe out of his body. Helios' light covers infinity in an instant. Kratos literally denied and defeated destiny itself
>>152038256With every source available to me… the games, the novels and comics, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS and STARS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!
Regen NLF merchants.Who has the worst arguments for being unbeatable?Something like "it doesn't matter if Deku hits harder than anyone in my verse because Muzan/Aizen/Makima/Alucard/Andy can infinitely Regen and survive"
>>152038287Of course, when we seem to imply that it's only as an inside joke.No one is THAT stupid.
>Nobody actually thinks Asura can defeat Kratos, right? Stupidity of this magnitude can't possibly exist.
>>152038281Are you an Asian woman?
what part of this is so difficult for asurajeets to comprehened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1ip5ItydD0Watch and LEARN, boy.
>>152038305Deku doesn't hit hard enough to hurt Aizen, and Aizen's spiritual pressure alone would turn Deku into dust.
>>152038296But I enjoy this though?
>Grrrrrrrr AHHHH! This is so painful and difficult...Hnnnnnnnnng>*Girlish* AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>T-there...we go...I bent the bars of that cage open...>*dies*
>>152038305I don't know anything about Undead Unluck but if I had to wager a guess>BestAlucardMakimaAizenMuzan>WorstAizen's the strongest here but his regen isn't all that.
Sailor Moon Act 60:>Sailor Moon gets her ultimate form>resurrects all her dead friends >btfos the final boss by using "ultimate lambda power" to "turn everything into static universe" >timeskips 1000 years into future while your future self from even later on is doing the exposition explaining this bullshit to her friends>reunites with her friends & husbando>has sex with her husbando>marries her husbando>kisses her husbando>all of this in one chapter What the fuck is this bullshit
Asurats are still melting down in 2026?
>>152038305Why is Aizen here? He would btfo all of them even without regen
>>152038326Holy FUARK… schizoGOD…
>>152038338>his regen isn't all thatAizen's regen is actually pretty good though?
>>152038323CHHHHHRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS!
>>152038362>all of that just to job to Azathoth (Lovecraft)HP RACISTcraft won
>>152038362>How can I make people think my scalings are legitimate and not my brown headcanon?>I'll use a bunch of big words!KEK
>>152038362Holy Suggskino. and this is canon to composite Kratos?
>>152038362But does Kratos ever destroy a mountain in that fanfiction?
>>152038387>kratos is low 1-c>Azathoth is tier 0A BOVNDLESS BEATS!FAR BEYOND KRATOS AND ZEUS AND THEIR PUNCHES THAT CAN KILL A BVLL!
>thread talks about Krasura>instantly turns kino
Transubstantiation but instead of crackers and wine it's the entirety of God of War and instead of Christ's flesh and blood it's infinite dimensional multiverses
>>152038437Composite Owen includes my fanfiction where he BRAPS on Morpheus Kratos.
>>152038437>c-composite kratos totally includes my wankfest fanfiction!do kratosbrowns really?
BEEN BURIED DEEP INSIDE A COPE SO INCANDESCENTLYILLUMINATED BY THE SEETHE IN MEWHEN EVERYTHING I SEE ALIGNING WITH WHAT I BELIEVEI'M COPING HIGHER THAN WHAT YOU CAN CONCEIVE!SPIRALING STATEMENTS AND LORE IN MY MIND LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDEFROM THE EDGE OF THE DEPTHS I LEFT, CHAINSCALING UP OUT INTO THE LIGHT!
>>152038410If MY transexual hero Ranma can destroy a mountain, surely a genuine Greek God of War is stronger than Japanese twink in romcom right?
>>152038437/dbg/ is healing...
>>152038460>Ranma is stronger than KratosKratosSAARS!
DEATH battle
>touches your favorite hero >kills him instantly>dies
KIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
>>152038490>DEATH battle>features characters who can regen after being killeddo they really?
>>152038492KINGtos would tank that.
>>152038515for all of 0.0000000000000001 seconds before his body disappears into dust
>>152038362all of this to be one-shotted by reimu with a single homing amulet...
>OOOOH MY MULTIVERSE SIZED MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON at least we know Kratoscholars never stooped as low as seething Asissyjeets
>Aizen is at least 3-B in VSBW>Madara is only 5-BAizen should have won.
>>152038475Keep laughing! But once my fan fiction gets approved by Cory. Kratos will achieve infinite levels of boundlessness
>>152038492Kratosmatter is boundless, however.
Personally I think "Asshurta" rolls off the tongue way better.
>>152038527Post an AsuraGOD making that statement right now.
>>152038453WEMUSTBEBETTERCONTESTANTS
Why is Kratosura so fucking funny?
>>152038547I… AM INCAPABLE…
BOUNDLESSthoth!
>>152038531Yeah duh. DB prefers Naruto so they had it win both times and just pulled some bullshit to make it happen.
>>152038527No, they would rather harass Bruno in a desperate attempt to make their poorly written Morpheus fan-fiction canon. Then say He's unreliable because he refused to acknowledge it.
>/dbg/ ducks Morpheus KratosYou FEAR him, you FEAR what he represents
>>152038548Asissyra could never have students like KINGtos...
>>152038569...Is it sad that this actually happened?
>Asurajeets>Asurats>Asissyra>Asissyjeets>Asshurtas>ShartsurasTheir name doesn't matter. You will know them by their fruits.
Hi.
…
>>152038548KINGtos is so beloved by all.
No one will ever replicate what KINGtos did. He was literally an unstoppable force and immovable object. He was pure, absolute strength. Every technique, every trick and gimmick, every asspull, he was unfazed by. A full force attack by Wrathful Deity Asura was easily repelled. Attacked by Six Armed Vajra Asura? Who cares, he's like, stronger than mantra. Asura finally asspulls his Destructor form, and it does fucking nothing against a barely-even-trying Kratos. Unlocking new power doesn't help, fighting smart doesn't help, he facetanks beams, he beats people up by just looking at them. They unlock new powers, they team up to fight him together, it doesn't fucking matter. Nothing they do can reach his might. No Death Battle character has ever felt this far above what the other combatant could muster. He was truly the better man.
>>152038583I desperately hope for the day someone at Santa Monica Studios puts their foot down and just crashes out against the powerscalers.
Asurabros… we must be better. In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.
KIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
>Belittling the opposition because of their Hindi descentYou are not one of us, and you will never be.
>>152038628...
…….
>>152038646>Egyptian God is able to perfectly measure Kratos' speed and strength and claims small building tier and 5 mph is his upper limit.
TEACHERtos the WISEBEYONDHISYEARS.
>>152038492That's not how antimatter works. You'd need to have the matter to react with it that matches it.An annihilation reaction bomb would need to be a half milligram of antihydrogen and a half milligram of hydrogen.
>>152038362this is my favourite CANON story ever!
>>152038563Ichigo got multiplier stacking and it wasn't enough. He was fucked from the start.
>>152038716>would need to be a half milligram of antihydrogen and a hno you fucking retard you just need protons and antiprotons
>>152037989>>152038036That would not stop them from being voted off. All it takes is for someone to frame them and they're out in the first five eliminations. They need to have strategy and be willing to throw others under the bus or be a nearly completely ignored floater with average skills.
Composite Kratos vs Composite Spiderman
will Kratos beat Lara Croft?
Do you think the teaser will show the first combatants or it will be about the whole season?
>>152036254HouseCHADs
>>152037598that movie was garbagehow can you classify this as canon?
Luther strode vs riki-oh who wins
>>152038795>They need to have strategyReimu doesn't need strategy she's raw instinct and intuition even in social interactions. She'd just have a feeling that someone is targeting her and come up with a counter on the spot
>>152038858
>>152038920Reimu would job to Heather or Eva.
>>152038920Proof?
>>152038936Proof?
Every character posted this thread is a fraud. >But what abou-Yes even me
>>152038931did Jaffe actually say gape wtf lmao
>>152038973proof that you need strategy or else you get disqualified automatically?
>There's now a version of Saber that composites her historyCan she beat Luke now?
post the strategy used by every single total drama contestant to save themselves in every single elimination in which they didn't get voted off NOW or reimu soloes the verse with her god-granted instinct and luck.
our response Lara sisters?Kratos lost, Lara Croft won???
>You may be the better fighter, Kakarot.>But I, AM THE BETTER MAN!
>>152036200>on a related notehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erdZVefpPt8
>>152039056How would Saber Mind Walk into the Force dimension?
>>152036254FROM THE HAYSTACKSTO THE HILLTOPSWE GOIN' DANCINGTUESDAY MORNINGBOOGIE OOGIETO THE NIGHTDO-SI-DOYOUR PARTNER NOWTO THE NIGHTDO-SI-DOYOUR PARTNER NOWWE'RE GONNA PARTY TILTHE MORNING LIGHT
>>152039059It's inside your mom, like my dick.
TIME HAS COME, I'M READY TO SHART (SHART)VENTURING INTO THE BATHROOM (FART)DIAPERS ON ME, MUST BE CHANGEDPEOPLE SHARTING NONSENSE ALL DAY (FART)"SHART," THAT'S ALL THEY CAN SAY (FART)I CAN'T GET NO SHARTISFACTION (WOO-HOO)SHARTIES MAY COME (WOO-HOO)FARTING JUST BEGUN, BUT THERE'S NO STOPPING MEFROM SPREADING OUT MY CHEEKS (LET'S SHART HIGH, WOO-HOO)CONCENTRATE MY POOER (WOO-HOO)IN THE FINAL HOUR, IN THE END, I AM GONNA SHAAAARRRTTT!DON'T YOU KNOW I'M UNSHARTABLE?DON'T EVEN TRY 'CAUSE YOU WILL FALLI GOT A SHART (OH), DEEP IN MY BOWELS (OH)THAT GIVES ME COURAGE AND CONTROLI'LL GO BEYOND THE TOILET BREAKTHE MATCHUP IS MINE TO TAKEI HAVE NO FEAR (OH), I THINK IT'S CLEAR (OH)LET'S KICK IT UP INTO HIGH GEAROH THIS DEATH BATTLE SHITPERWE'VE GOT SCANS TO BLOW WIZ AND BOOMSTICK AWAY!
>TIME HAS COME, I'M READY TO SHART (SHART)>VENTURING INTO THE BATHROOM (FART)>DIAPERS ON ME, MUST BE CHANGED>PEOPLE SHARTING NONSENSE ALL DAY (FART)>"SHART," THAT'S ALL THEY CAN SAY (FART)>>>I CAN'T GET NO SHARTISFACTION (WOO-HOO)>SHARTIES MAY COME (WOO-HOO)>FARTING JUST BEGUN, BUT THERE'S NO STOPPING ME>FROM SPREADING OUT MY CHEEKS (LET'S SHART HIGH, WOO-HOO)>CONCENTRATE MY POOER (WOO-HOO)>IN THE FINAL HOUR, IN THE END, I AM GONNA SHAAAARRRTTT!>>DON'T YOU KNOW I'M UNSHARTABLE?>DON'T EVEN TRY 'CAUSE YOU WILL FALL>I GOT A SHART (OH), DEEP IN MY BOWELS (OH)>THAT GIVES ME COURAGE AND CONTROL>I'LL GO BEYOND THE TOILET BREAK>THE MATCHUP IS MINE TO TAKE>I HAVE NO FEAR (OH), I THINK IT'S CLEAR (OH)>LET'S KICK IT UP INTO HIGH GEAR>>OH THIS DEATH BATTLE SHITPER>WE'VE GOT SCANS TO BLOW WIZ AND BOOMSTICK AWAY!
>CHADBooruStay.
>>152036254dang ol Boomhauer
>>152039232Why did you post a Kratos fan?
>Why did you post a Kratos fan?
>>152039111
>BITCHtos meltdown
As Confucius once said 大力水手波派总是赢。
>>BITCHtos meltdown
Matchups for this feel?
>>152036254samus
>>152039361Popeye vs Saitama
>>152039376
>>152039200Gold!>>152039232>>152039328Mold…
>>152039414Okay but how would Kratos fare in the KH verse, it's filled with loreversal beasts so he should be right at home
>>152036254add Fred Durst tom the rosterit's just one of those days
>>152037464Erased from reality immediately after btw.
>>152036543More like SpongeFAG the KWAB
>>152039361
>>152039565Z Broly >>>>> SS1 Vegetto >>>> Buuhan >>>>>>>>> SS2 SHIThan
Kamen Rider lore is funny
>>152039498>KH verseSuddenly I remember universal Mike Wazowski.
>>152039631>statements>no featsDone.
>>152038920>raw instinct and intuition>Reimu is HaroldNow she's really going to job.
>>152039662Kratos won. Asura lost.
>Apparently the Magic Cylinder kill on Ash was disrespectfulUh... explain?
>>152039792Who was saying that?
>>152039662Zly destroyed south galaxy which is 1/4 of an infinite sized universe. super Perfect Cell at best could destroy a solar system and that was a statment.
>>152038305It would probably be Wolf from Sekiro, given that his resurrection is literally just a better version of Makima's and will also eventually kill his opponent
>>152039565Ssj2 Gohan probably loses this. Gogeta on the other hand...
SHARTos bros...?
>W*jackYou lost.
>>152038323Why did they never let her compete again after only competing in 4 episodes?
>>152039824I think he's referring to a thread on reddit where one of the posters thought that it was disrespectful to have Yugi reverse UNO their strongest attack instead of them just clashing and losing.In a way I actually agree but in a way that makes me laugh. Yugi never had to Magic Cylinder Ash's final attack. Horakthy and the Magicians had enough power to overpower Solgaleo eventually, but Yugi decided to pin all of Ash's mons down except for Pikachu and purposefully waited for Ash to send an attack his way using Pikachu just to throw it back at him
>>152039917I think it fits perfectly, using a trap he set ahead of time to get a win is a great duelist moment.
SAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE!THE C.U.C.K. BEAM!MAX POWER!
>Yubel was going to become the Fusion God but Jaden stopped thembreh
>>152038305>Infinite mass punch > unbeatable regen hax
>>152039792Is it the sperg from before?
>>152040099Funny how Goku and Sonic both got killed by an infinite mass punch
The Hero of 2026.
>>152039961CHUDSday will beat TROONSlayer
DOOM Eternal fucking sucks there's a literal enemy there that teleports and if you don't kill them or spot them they will fucking disappear and softlock you
>>152036200>>152036263Post Superman's greatest moments
Aint nothing wrong with this list
>>152040311
>>152040330CANON
>>152040325>Kirby vs Luke SkywalkerFuck off with that, literally spec of dust similarity and thematic match-up ever conceived
>>152040325Troonlist
>>152040325Jobs to the pasta
>>152040346They are cosmic warriors that see the best in people instead of killing them.Lile how legends luke talks to imperial officers into doing better & marrying Mara Jade, his would be sith assassin.Kirby converted adeline, dedede, spear waddle dee, Meta Knight and more into his friends when they were all former villians.also the death star run vs the destruction of Nova
Alright, so far here is my VS Show's non-researched fights ill commission my animator for, DIMES or DIMELESS?>Optimus Prime vs Thor>Doomsday vs Majin Buu>Meta Knight vs Shadow the Hedgehog >Arceus vs Godzilla>Courage vs Peppino>Hank J Wimbledon vs V1>Sigma vs Sinestro>Cell vs Zygarde>Conquest vs Senator Armstrong>Danny Phantom vs Ichigo>AntonBlast Satan vs King K. Rool
>>152040413>They are cosmic warriors that see the best in people instead of killing them.Literally a broad theme and personality.>Lile how legends luke talks to imperial officers into doing better & marrying Mara Jade, his would be sith assassin.Literally a vast ocean of grasping straws to find any similarities.>Kirby converted adeline, dedede, spear waddle dee, Meta Knight and more into his friends when they were all former villians.This shit starts to sound more like a Goku v Kirby MU>also the death star run vs the destruction of NovaHoly fucking shit, enough with your stupid fucking pasta.That's grasping the straws, with that logic Anakin's run against the Trade Federation would be a MU, or anyone else.
KINOTOS
>>152040439>>Optimus Prime vs ThorDIMELESS>>Doomsday vs Majin BuuDIMELESS>>Meta Knight vs Shadow the HedgehogDIMELESS>>Arceus vs GodzillaDIMELESS>>Courage vs PeppinoGOLD but DIMELESS>>Hank J Wimbledon vs V1GOLD AND DIMES>>Sigma vs SinestroDIMELESS>>Cell vs ZygardeDIMELESS>>Conquest vs Senator ArmstrongDIMELESS>>Danny Phantom vs IchigoDIMELESS>>AntonBlast Satan vs King K. RoolDIMELESSOverall, 1/10 shit list
How does one come up with the shittiest matchups known to man?
>Kamen Rider 1 tanked a point-blank blast from a Tankwhat the hell?
>>152040413>They are cosmic warriors that see the best in people instead of killing them.>Lile how legends luke talks to imperial officers into doing better & marrying Mara Jade, his would be sith assassin.>Goku converted Tien, Piccolo, Bejita, Majin Buu and more into his friends when they were all former villians.>also the emperor, killer of the Jedi vs frieza, the killer of the saiyans
>>152040443>Chichi was a assassin sent to kill Goku by FriezaAlso Goku did not turn Buu good, that was mr satan.>>152040455Broad? Lots of heroes just kill their villians.vast ocean? it is quite clear.Goku did not seek to redeem cell, zamasu nor buu.And nice argument in the last one.
>Lile
>>152040464When people don't know the source material they're basing it off on.
>Tick tock SlasSHARTS
>>152040467>>152040481>>152040482i just copied and pasted it from the last time, ive explained Luke vs Kirby several times by now.
>>152040464That's Listtroon for you.
>>152040483Virgin "Errmmm it's called Media Literacy chud" vs CHAD "FRAUCK BATTLE OF THE BEASTS!!!"
>>152040482spics can't spell properly
Mario vs Superman. >ConnectionsThey both wear red and blue.
>>152040499i didnt compare their colors or clothing.So your post is objectively incorrect.
>>152039851>Gogeta on the other hand......got BTFO by Z Broly
>>152040499I thought about commissioning it and having Mario win but then The Presence and Popeye intervene and tell Mario to stop because he is gonna cause the entire DC Cosmology to collapse
why did people want steve rogers to fight this guy again
>>152040513Mario keks on Superfaggot
>>152036254Gay Tony
ABRACADABRA!YABBA DABBA DOO!WATCH AS I TURN THIS THREAD INTO POO!
>>152040528Listtroon...
>>152040513>SpoilerWhy is Popeye there?
>>152040555Popeye influenced both Mario and Superman, he wants to watch both of his sons duke it out
>>152040499FUARK....so many AMAZING connections!
How come no one has remotely asked for Superman to be added to Smash Bros but Goku has to the point the director had to comment on it?
>>152040572also reminder that Jump Force outsold and outgrossed Multiversus, SS KTJL and both Injustice games.
>>152040572Superman fans are smart enough to know non-vidya characters don't get into Smash. Gokufags, well...
>>152040572Because Superman is an American hero, dumbfuck listtroon.
>>152040572>>152040581nobody cares listroon, your matchups are shit
>>152040465He also fell from space once
BITCHpermanbros...https://youtu.be/4R2O9ImE2p0?si=sRXFEt0xhSxWYXlF
>>152040572Superman has never had a successful solo game
>>152040589>Superman fans are smart enough to know non-vidya characters don't get into SmashMight I need to remind you about the time they got bullied by the entire thread, because of the "muh trascending space and time", panel?
>>152040581>>152040589>>152040591>>152040593Or maybe Superman is just not significant in global culture like Goku is.
>>152040612Nobody cares listtroon and this is coming from a Dragon Ball fan.
>>152040608what panel is that?i thougth superman fags wer bullied for the mach 7 panel or the one where he was almost crushed by a 2 ton pummel>>152040606Indeed, that is cuz he is nothing but a mary sue.>>152040624>No one cares about the olympicslolyou lose, superfaggot.You will never be Goku.
>>152040595oh my god
Superbros are You ready?https://youtu.be/MbdNhbk3_A0?si=D6HBLnuullJ2jsQB
What did Superman do to Listtroon to cause him to be like this?
Reminder that when Listsis dies they will find tons of gay Superman porn on their computer.
>>152040663Superman killed his entire family.
>>152040648God is good and true and Superman dies miserably
>>152040518Deathbattlematchups faggots are all completely retarded and think muh themes are the most important thing over anything else about a fight
>>152040663From scrolling through his deleted reddit posts, he got rejected by someone wearing a Superman costume.
>>152040631Yeah I'm really rethinking feeding Cap to this guy. Also the idea of Peter trying to punch him while not holding back and him just tanking it his hilarious to me
>>152038305I'm not Joking when I say that Andy could quite literally ask everyone from BnH, JJK, CSM, and Hellsing to throw their strongest attacks at him while he sits completely still for a whole day, and he would not only survive but solo all those verses, one at a time, afterwards.
Superman Matchup Tier List>The Best OneGoku>Good AltsOptimus Prime, Ultraman, Mario>MehKirby, Thor>BadHulk, Sentry>TerribleScarlet King
>>152040704No fucking way...
>>152040694Just by watching the preview i can tell superman is going to win via story of superman or some asspull like that
>>152040663raped by a guy dressed as Superman
>>152040704KWAB!
>>152040726Likely. Superfaggots cannot accept their mary sue being inferior they need to rig fights and use outliers for him to win.
>>152040714Where would you put scp-682 in that list?
>>152040704I refuse to believe this is real. If it is, then this is the funniest shit to ever be revealed.
>>152040725Kid you not, Listfag was expecting either acceptance or a gentle rejection, but the person in the Superman costume person rejected Listfag hard.
>>152040648He'd win btw
>>152040756Also Terrible
>>152040758Not true. Closest thing is a batgirl cassandra cain being on the erp card.
>>152040705I'm going to look into more of KRS to see how much of a buff this is. This is ridiculous..
>>152040761He'll die screaming
>>152040704Proof? Would be funny asl.
>>152040714Where would you put Simon the Digger here?
>tranny cares about the inferior fanfic show using the tranny fanfic to shit on his obsessionMany such cases!
>>152040777...as he blows his load
>>152040784Bad but after Hulk and Sentry
>>152040763They pretty similar in origin and in a meta sense but well
>Listtroon just wanted a Superman bf this entire time
>>152040799>>152040781Post proof, actually. Cuz that shit didnt happen.
>>152040798Hey if it comforts yee, then its better then Scarlet King
>>152040768!!!
>>152040704KEKAROOO.Funniest shit ever, Listtroon hates Superman because of rejection.
>>152040790He probably cheered when SCP 682 killed Doomsday because it validated his trannyism.
>Massive mary sue that only wins thru asspulls, lol sun, lol amped and lol speech.>Grows new form or powers that get forgotten next issue>Is not worthy of his power due to lack of training and effort outside making his "human self" Clark Kent a weak beta and abuses his god given superior power constantly on normal people and to get scoops before other reporters can>Constantly depicted as a moron in games and movies. (JL Dark Apokolis has him plan to attack the hellfire planet with Martian Manhunter, also welcomes Brainiac into earth in SS KTJL)>His son protests climate change despite being able to just fly to the antartic and freeze more icebergs at any time or throw all the garbage on earth to space>Unprofitable. His apparently super beloved character didnt save Multiversus, Snyderverse nor made a profit in his latest Gunnverse movie, also already got left in intensive threatment by Bloodsport and killed in a future event in creature comandos.>So inconsistent that he has passed out from moon level and planet level explosions, nukes, megaton explosions, kiloton amped sun gauntlet punches, flying at mach 7 or slower than bullets to being stated to be able to hurt multiversal foes and outpace light>Superman Prime One Million not only died to the unkindness to the point his will was broken and Cosmic Armor/Thought Robot not only is not something he can operate on his own, but died to the HEAT of a billion suns>Outsold by Demon Slayer in both comics and movies>Constantly compared to Goku, who actually trains for his powers, focuses on his family, training under masters, seeking improvement & doesnt lie to his loved ones by pretending to be a weakling "human">Needs money to the point he agreed to a KFC, RWBY, Subway and Axe bodyspray collab and making one sided anime/manga cameos in their stories to people go "Oh boy they added Yuji Itadori from Jujutsu Kaisen in a DC Comic!">Netflix slaveSo i ask again, why do you like or pretend to like Superman?
>>152040819post it
lol, women from all over the world come to Mumbai and you say that I don't see many? White women are everywhere here.We get ityou think all of us are living in slums. New Age Indian men are over 6 feet on average with larger endowments than their European counterparts. Face the music, friend. When all things are equal, Indian men outcompete you everywhere.Don't be surprised when you see more of your women jump from the sinking ship.
>>152040826kys listroon, superman's movie bodied goku's too in all accounts
>>152040439>>Hank J Wimbledon vs V1Hank is for Killer Bean, V1 is for Cruelty Squad's MTF for the ultimate in Finnish autism shooters
>>152040826All that seething won't get that guy in the Superman cosplay to fuck you, listtroon.
>>152040826He is the OPUS
>reddit spacing>paragraphs of seethe>post reeks of tism and horsepissTranny lost frfr
>>152040714Where would you put Sephiroth?
>>152040828>>152040819>>152040835Post it, cuz from here, it just seems you want to make shit up.
>>152040837Fuck, never thought of this. Forgot Fins made both. Why are they so autistic and troonish?
ENOUGH.
>>152037830>>Peach went from furiously kissing Mario (pic related), cake dates (SM64) and romantic island vacations (Sunshine) to coldly friendzoning him (Odyssey)>Mariobros, what happened? Did Peach get asspained over Rosalina in Galaxy or what made her change?Without memes, it's probably to maintain the "will they won't they" status quo. Right after this Peach gives many gifts to Mario in postgame to help with their adventures. She was probably just overwhelmed in the Odyssey ending.
>>152040842Also bad but lower then Hulk yet higher then Sentry
>>152040826seetheunlike demon slayer, Superman will be remembered forever
>>152040823So you cried when jobsday was obliterated?
Why didn't muh popularity and muh cultural relevance matter when Pokémon was fighting Yu-Gi-Oh!? If Superman fought Pegasus Seiya would you root for Superman then?
Superman deserves to get raped and gaped by Crimson King on behalf of all comicslop. He will take the raping and gaping for all their collective sins like Jesus.
>>152040852Why did you respond to the last post, it's common knowledge Goku's movies heavily flopped to Superman's.
>>152040873No, because the fight was from an inferior show and not the CANON Death Battle.
>>152040866Superman really has shitty matchups
Nigga pressed asl bruh lmaooo
>he's getting madDenial and Anger are the first stages of the rejection process.
>>152040893>Death battle canon
>Crimson KingILLITERATEtroonDEMENTIAtroonESLtroon
>>152040880Because superfaggot is a shit mary sue and terrible character that makes people rely on "god" to solve your shit and insult your intellect by the major asspulls that have to happen for him to win (worldforger punch)Seiya has willpower, hax, skill, backup (he gets empowered by his allies) and actual training that explains when he wins fights and thus, deserves to win over clark.
>>152040905Death Battle is 100% canon and everything they say is correct.
>>152040893So you will cry when he gets obliterated in "canon"
>>152040894Superman is just superior to all of his clones.
>>152040892Post movie budgets of both>>152040902Post the supposed moment i got rejected by someone in a superman shirtif you dodge, you are confirmed a liar
>>152040826>>152040915>Mary sue and didn't trainBut enough about Goku's next magic water power boost, zenkai boost, or 6 saiyans giving him the god boost.
>Listtroon meltdown
>All this anger for Superman because Listtroon got rejectedDamn...what a cuck
>>152040915cry and seethe animetroon
>>152040920Dude every caped superhero is arguably a superman knock off, so having one that doesn't predate Supes is kind of irrelevant
Where would you put warrior of light?
>>152040930>>152040930>>152040930New.
>>152040940Which one? because I think the FFXIV one by this point is far and away the strongest.
>>152040940Up my ass
I am an outsider to this current conflict and it holds no stakes over me one way or the other.That being said>Goku's movies heavily flopped to Superman's
>>152040915Why does it matter in one matchup but not the other?
>>152040931Didnt goku say he didnt like to rely on others to get that transformation?
>>152040956Cuz Superman fans aside of the death battle say he is relevantI hate Superman in and out of death battle.I want him to lose fight AND be fucked over by Netflix.
Remember when the tranny was shilling WoL as a Supes fight? Nigga can't book for shit.
>>152036254Garfield is practically OP
>>152040948The dissidia one
>>152040954post budgets
>>152040892>even with the budgets subtraction, superman still made tons more than gokukek, listcope
>>152040954The use of possession punctuation is fine in that statement.
>>152041017post budgets
