>critically acclaimed, award winner series>season 3 debuts in three days>setting and characters lend themselves really well to merchandise>not a single piece of official merch, even though a spear and fang plush appeared at adult swim fest a couple years back and never again>if you want anything it has to be an overly expensive customSeriously, action figures or plushies of these two would sell like hotcakes. Given what happens to these two I wouldn’t doubt people wanting to hug them as they watch the show.
>>152048590CN's obsession with forcing figures and merchandise on every show is what killed Sym-Bionic Titan, give it a rest
>>152048590>No Fang onaholeThis is why the show is gonna die
>>152049336>not making your own
>>152049311A shirt would be nice at the least.
>>152049677Spear doesn't wear a shirt.
>>152049336>Genndyfags never beating the zoophiles allegationshttps://desuarchive.org/co/thread/152014424/#q152021314
>>152049336There probably is one for sale on the internet with a generic name by now
>>152050146>>152049657>>152049336What would Fang do if she met one of her coomers?
>>152050093
>>152050412castrating your dog is illegal in some countries. did it affect Fixed’s international performance?
>>152048590Genndy's art doesn't make sense in 3d, I'm not sure any merch would look good unless you redesigned it from the ground upwhich is fine, but then why bother making it licensed. just make a cool caveman and dinosaur toyline and cut out Warner entirely.
>>152050536kek, what. so those countries are just overrun with strays or if they try to keep their pets indoors, they go nuts with horny whining?or does everyone just quietly break the law and nobody talks about it
>>152051087Yes to both apparently.
>>152051087>>152050536Why though?
>the ending is fanservice as all hellSpear being revived fully?
>>152048590cute dino!
>>152051763I hope not. Genndy is already testing my patience by digging back into Spear instead of making Primal more of an anthology series like he promised.
>>152051763I can see it. We already have established super magic and infernal demons that can revive people as pyrokinetic hulks.
>>152050093I see nothing wrong with what that anon said.
>>152054527>>152054486HmmmmThe reviewer described it as a safe, crowd pleasing ending for the fans.
>>152055206
>>152048590Mmm... Raw meat...
>>152056189Homer you’ll get parasites
>>152048590Anyone who is into barbarian/conan/pulp/etc and action figures have so much shit to choose from already. I know the appeal of wanting a specific character but for something like this there's so much else out there that comes from the dams idea. Like we're getting actual Frank Frazetta painting characters as toys now its amazing. Look up Frazetta Girls and Mythic Legions. There's so much more too.
>>152051077>Genndy's art doesn't make sense in 3d, I'm not sure any merch would look good unless you redesigned it from the ground upThe Mezco Samurai Jack looks good so far but I'm waiting for reviews to see what he looks like disrobed so Ican judge it fully since it has soft goods.
>>152050185kill us for a completely unrelated reason
Will Fang’s ex make an appearance?
>>152056557Yooooo you’re back! Excited for the new season?
>>152048590"critical acclaim" is fake circle jerking. The show didnt really get many views and it continued to lose them steadily. Then the animation is cheap, full of still shots to pad the runtime, and overall boring. The network is okay burning 10M to make this garbage, better than paying them in taxes, but it's not going to spend easily more than that making merch that nobody is going to buy.
>>152056647i'm keeping my expectations low. not of fan of 2, but the first trailer for 3 looks cool as fuck
>>152056831I’m sorry your favorite show didn’t win anything
>>152056841Well, either way your art is something I look forward to!
>>152056440>to see what he looks like disrobed Kinda sus
How Primal of them to create this series.
The series jumped the shark desu
>>152056831>"critical acclaim" is fake circle jerkingNo, because that does not automatically mean most viewed or highest viewed. Many of the best critically acclaimed films/music/etc were barely watched failures upon launch. Including animation where Fantasia and Pinocchio are idolized despite being failures. That just means it will be more remembered beyond its airdate compared to popular slopAlso the rest of the post is you whining because don’t enjoy anything due to your depression
>>152049311>CN's obsession with forcing figures and merchandise on every show is what killed Sym-Bionic TitanThey need that shit to make money, retard. You think they make these toons for free?
>>152059031Sounds like mad coping. Being very remembered by an autistic minority doesn't make it actually critically acclaimed, unless these critics are the same ilk of losers, in which case why even bother to listen to them? Only the most autistic of minorities will be able to agree with the critic.
>>152058868too much
>>152059609Not enough
>>152058868I wonder what her tail base feels like.
>>152048590I'd buy Primal-brand meat. Eat like a caveman
>>152050093>>152049336Show some fucking respect to Ms /co/ 2022.
The dark times when samefags only knew the word tranny.
>>152049677Checked
>>152061015>>152061048*
>>152056440Jack is just a design that doesn't work in 3D. And that sculpt in particular seems like it isn't even trying.
>>152061125>still seething 3.5 years later
>>152061226Yet you're the one who had to reply.
>replies to others out of rage>someone replies to your rage>heh, you repliedHow mentally ill do you have to be to be angry about 4chan tournaments for this long?
>>152061362>/co/fags never beating the incel allegations
>>152061362>rageQuit projecting
>>152061475I’m sorry a dinosaur kicked your waifu’s ass. Actually I’m not, but you get the point.
>>152061125Cope lol
Boy all it really takes is an asterisk, huh
>>152061684>why are people making fun of me for being mad and spamming the same thing for almost an entire presidential term over losing a tournament in a Cuban golf forum
>>152061876You just imagine all of /co/ as your boogeyman don't you lmao
>>152061902Yeah, I’m sure it’s all of /co/ that does this.
>>152061940Really? All of /co/ harasses you guys with asterisks? That's some crazy self importance.
>>152061125>Chellfags are still crying kek
>fanservice ending that is tailor made to make fans happy>season 4 could be more spear and fangFull resurrection for spear? Vitard revenge completely undone?
>>152062490>still seething over an asteriskIt really does not take much
>>152051763>>152054486I mean that's what I want personally. Season 2's ending was weird, I watch Primal because I wanted to see a brawny caveman and dinosaur kick ass. The anthology concept is interesting but it isn't what I wanted. Although if season 3 is upping the ante with more supernatural elements, I'd love to see season 4 go full Son of the White Mare and push into trippy creation mythology. Pit Spear and Fang up against gods and demons.
>>152062606I want to see them fight a dragon.
>>152055206>>152055284>Genndy didn’t want to kill fang because he was scared the fans would be very mad at him for it >Now these statementsFang is probably living through this.
>>152062606This is what I am hoping for if we get a season 4 and if it turns out season 3 culminates in Spear either throwing down with Viking Satan or gets revived by magic or divine hax. Have them take on demigods, mythological stuff, and maybe aliens/lovecraftian shit.Could be cool if we got a pseudo Gilgamesh story where he befriends a king after they beat the shit out of each other.
>>152063319And what would fang be doing? She’s his other half. Does she get iPad?
>>152063488>She’s his other half. Technically that's Mira.>Does she get iPad?Well now I wanna see her using one with her tiny little arms.
>>152063513>that’s MiraFang has been in more than twice as many episodes than she has
>>152063488Could have Not Gilgamesh on his own battle mount comrade
>>152063560You know what "other half" means, right?
>>152063588Bestest friend
>>152063660Alright you're ESL. Well anon, an "other half" refers to a romantic partner.
>>152063685I was being sarcastic, anon.
>>152063949And I was sandbagging your sarcasm.
>>152063953Touche
>>152058868reminds me that i really need to draw fat fang it's been on my bucket list for years
2 more days until unga bunga times
I’m actually excited for a cartoon for the first time in years.
>>152064486Pls do it
>a dinosaur becomes one of Genndy’s most popular charactersHow did she do it?
>>152065041By being a fucking dinosaur.
>>152051690Ethical reasons, laws against modifying healthy animals for human convenience that affect more than just neutering. Culturally you’re just expected to take responsibility for your dog, although dog vasectomies can be done in some countries.
>>152064528>airs at 4am my time
>>152054486I’ll give it a chance cause spear coming back as a zombie sound hilarious but yeah I want more anthology shit like promised. Hope this is the last of it.
>>152065505>>152054486>crying that the series didn’t do a complete 180Just admit you never cared for this story in the first place, get it over with.
>>152048590.....didnt the main character died last season?
>>152048590>season 3 debuts in three daysWait. What? I thought the FULL TRAILER was in a couple days. They've done nothing meaningful to promote this show.
>>152066229We’ve had a full trailer the fuck you on?
>>152066251>We’ve had a full trailerI thought that was a teaser.
>>152066314No we had a minute or so long trailer recently, the one with spear and fang roaring at each other
Rewatching the series in preparation for the upcoming season, so much of the conflicts would have easily been resolved if Spear just bought a glock from the gun store and Fang had a supply of weed.
>>152067570Fang already eats too much and you want her on weed?
>>152067753>>152067570>Heeeeeeeeey duuuuude, can you, like, pass the mammoth, I’ve got the munchies
>>152068140Fang you always have munchies
>>152051077not trying hard enough chinese company can make great action figure, hell even jada toys are doing amazing cartoons figure
