this shit is just veggies¿¿¿ i thought it had at least SOME delicious pepperonis and cheese, what the fuck its nothing but vegs
>>152052009That's the point, Remy made the most basic bitch french dish there is, but somehow prepared it so well it tasted like 5-star cuisine.I wonder what that sauce was.
>>152052047there is literally no way to make veggies taste good but, theyre for nutrition, the taste comes from meat and condiments and cheese
>>152052058Anon... Have you had a diabeties screening? How's your cholesterol? Have you eaten anything other than ramen and pizza this week?
>>152052069I have eaten ramen and pizza but with veggies included, i know veggies are necessary but they arent the taste factors
>>152052009>>152052058>>152052121
>>152052121I think saying that your reference for how veggies taste is literally grease/oil meals is kind of telling.
>>152052140No one has ever bitten into a burger and said "oh man the onions are amazing"
>>152052162YES THEY ABSOLUTELY HAVE ANON WHAT THE FUCK.
>>152052162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV9spqCzSkQ
>>152052198Yeah lmao people can make onions taste so good.
>>152052047There are three stars.
>>152052162If they’re caramelized? Absolutely. Maybe you’d like vegetables better if you learned how to cook them.
>>152052009I've eaten this at a restaurant onceIt was actually really good, the flavors all blend in a nice way and the baking leaves a roast that feels great to chew on.
>>152052058They…are good though?
>>152052162ONIONS ARE GARLIC ARE THE BEST. Sir, you need to grow your tastebuds.
>>152052047Anyone know if the Disneyparks serve good ratatouille?
post it
>>152052058burger moment.
>>152052162You might have had a leg to stand on if you said lettuce, but onions are an S-tier vegetable in matters of taste
Which of y'all niggas is gonna post it
>>152054173Can't got banned for 3 days last time
>>152052162You're facing the wrath of /cock/
>>152052162red onions are ass but the white ones are good raw or cooked. but they're better cooked.the biggest difference between a quality cheesesteak and cheap shit is if they bother to cook the onions.
>>152052009Maaaan me too. It looked so good in the movie that I asked my dad if he could order it from the local Italian restaurant we used to go to. The shock in my face when I realized it was nasty ass vegetables with pasta sauce.
>>152052162Good onions can absolutely elevate a burger, are you insane? I can tell your gormless ass never had caramelized onions before.
>>152054259>red onions are assBullshit they are, pickled red onions are fantastic.
>>152052162Onions literally make everything better. Same with garlic. Meats and cheese and are still king but dont just say retsrded things to make a point. And dont even get me started on beans, my goto drunken snack
>>152052009the recipe is so versatile you can make it with other stuff, even meat.try making a meatatouille one day, just beef, pig, chicken and turkey.
>>152054303>mfw this thread bringing /cock/ back.
>>152054323Vinegar derived items like anything pickled, unless drowned in other flavors are garbage you were gaslit into think were good as a kid.Eating a raw head of cabbage is better than using a dressing.
>>152054550I never understood that shit with vinegar as a dressing, to me it was always to either preserve food or pickle something.
>>152052227Shut up
>>152054540/co/ food thread?
>>152052047>what the sauce wascum
>>152054831I couldn't disprove that rat cum is delicious, so plausible at least.
>>152052009The secret flavor is the plague. kek.
>>152052162I'm so glad the Americans are about to start killing each other as they're cutting themselves off from the world, they're finally going to have to develop a culture
>>152054259>red onionsthey really arethere's some weird push to make them the de facto "raw onion" but they just taste like shitt. only likes onions raw
>>152054801You don’t know when /cock/ actually existed do you newfag?
>>152052058>there is literally no way to make veggies taste good
>>152052058I had a friend like you who couldn't stand any vegetable that wasn't potatoes (fries).He developed a fecal impaction. After being given an enema he shit all over the hospital bathroom floor
>>152055617Nah. I haven't been on co for that long.
>>152052058Chunky sausage fingered hands typed this post.
>>152054783The film would work slightly better with three stars and it's a shame they apparently decided it would confuse people.
>>152052058You have to be 18 years old to post here
>dish is called ratatouille >has no rats in itWWHAT THE FUCL IS THIS SHIT?!?!
>>152055665>he shit all over the hospital bathroom floorHe was IN the bathroom and still chose to shit on the floor instead of the toilet right next to him?
>>152054550Jesus another retsrded take. Vinegar is gods nector and it belongs in everything. I drink a shot of apple cider vinegar every chance i get
>>152055838sir, thats france...not india.
>>152055847I can't recall the circumstances, I think he was running there and couldn't hold itThe man has a history of poor bowel control. he also tells a story about him accidentally putting a suppository into "the wrong hole" which baffles everyone who hears it
POST IT
>>152052162Onion rings on a burger is yum.
>>152054259I will fight you on red onions, Anon. HIYAH!
>>152055586>>152054259I think red onions are tasty but they do have to be blanched a bit if you want to eat them raw, very strong flavor
>>152055952post what
>>152052058Hey faggot. Learn to taste things.
>>152052215Love those.
>>152056601this kinda hurt my feelings ngl
>>152054259They are fine if you pickle them.
>>152055912Lmfao what?
>>152052058Nigga Stir fry some veggies in a pan, add in salt and onions sauce or whatever and you'll be eating that shit like crazy.
>>152052162I pay for extra onions on my burger.>>152054407true garlic but i hate onion in my pasta
right leg of the forbidden one
>>152052162i have
>>152054303you're just proving that anons point>onions are only good to enhance MEAT>or if you add SUGAR
>>152054293Why would the italian restaurant have a french dish?
>>152052058they hated him because he spoke the truth
>>152052058This is why children need to be raised on a diet of bland foods until the age of 10 or 11. Too much goyslop in the early years ruins the tongue forever
>>1520520093rd world countries make terrible food
that's not ratatouille, that's a tian
>there is literally no way to make veggies taste goodBitches don't know about my secret weapon
>>152052058Good bait
>>152052047>I wonder what that sauce was.You know.
>>152057132>sour water
>>152052009>>152052058I never eat any fruits or vegetables
>>152052058Trvth nvkeCarnivorechads won
>>152052009still looks delish
>>152052047>basic bitchDoesn't this meal take hours to make?
>>152052009Remy's little chef hat is so cute!
>>152057470No, it takes about 20 minutes, in a restaurant with prep it'd take a few minutes. I don't know if you've worked hospitality but most of the actual labor of dishes is in preparing the disparate parts earlier in the day, then during rush you're just combining things. For ratatouille you'd be blanching the vegetables previously, you'd have a stock prepared, the main thing you'd be doing is braising the vegetables in the stock or puree for a few minutes.
>>152056816>namefag is a retarded landwhalefigures
>>152054550I never had a chance to try anything vinegar related until I was an adult, and I ended up loving pickled onions. Sounds like you just have a baby bitch palate.
>>152052162I literally did yesterday. I'm only responding because that's a freaky coincidence
>>152052058I wanted to make a burger joke, but you already ate it.
>>152057544This. It's why restaurants with smaller menus are almost always better. Note that I said restaurants, not fast food chains. When it's smaller, the chef and sous can focus on it actually tasting good instead of rushing out reheated slop. This is probably why Type 2 Diabetanon hates vegetables. They were likely reheated swill from a corner cutting greasy spoon.
>TFW we have a /cock/ thread
>>152058787not that anon but I often used softer vinegars to make meat softer while giving it a nice taste.bull meat in particular becomes downright delicious.
Daily reminder that humans evolved for a carnivorous diet and veggies are nutrient deficient toxic slop that's shilled for goyim.
>>152059442we leaned more on 70% meat 30% nuts and berries.shrooms and teas as well as liquor.if we think about it, depending on where you were in the glove at the time your diet varied between fruits and fish, shellfish and seaweed, veggies and meat.
>>152056729you rage-baiting or retard?they said nothing about them only being good on meat, just directly contradicted a retard who specifically dissed onions on burger. and your obese cooklet ass hears "caramel" and thinks you add sugar to the onions? lol
>>152052047>but somehow prepared it so well it tasted like 5-star cuisine.Nuh uh. He prepared it in a way that struck at the heart of cuisine and the warm, fulfilling nature of when someone cooks for you. If he just made it extremely well, it'd have fed into Ego's world view, not melted it.
>>152057544I suppose it’s plausible that he could’ve had the same or some of the same ingredients prepped for other dishes that night, but it’s part of the plot that ratatouille was explicitly not on the menu and that it was a last minute decision to make it. Remy was not already prepped to make ratatouille specifically.Not that it matters, because I’m pretty sure there’s room in that scene for Ego to have waited longer than usual for his special dish to come out.
>>152059501That's partially true.a hyper-carnivore is defined as an organism whose diet is >=70%(lions, wolves...), and thanks to isotopic analysis of ancient human remains we know that humans survived almost exclusively on meat and animal fat, they ate fruits yes but only seasonally and they were vastly different from our contemporary gmo'd slop thats akin to a candy bar. They only ever touched veggies after failed hunts and on the brink of starvation.
>>152059442Yes, cavemen would turn up their noses at easily accessible calories like fruits, nuts, and sweet potatoes. They were less concerned about survival than the dumbass culture war of their distant descendants.
>>152056729The fun part is that the sugars are already in the vegetables. You don’t add any sugar. You make the sweet flavor surface by cooking them correctly. This applies to many vegetables, not just onions. Please learn some basic home cooking skills, it will improve your life in the long run.
>>152052162Anon you chose the wrong vegetable, you were supposed to say lettuce, the filler of vegetables
>>152059749>easily accessibleretard many of those were poisonous or full of toxins, sweet potatoes especially before a bunch of south americans bred those toxins out 8000 years ago. Why risk it when you can hunt and eat the same shit? read >>152059737
>>152052009>>152052058BasedDon't let women and fags tell you otherwise. Veggies are NASTY.
>>152059820even then, the lettuce can add a lot - just texture instead of taste. otherwise why do things like toast the bun (or ever have toast at all instead of just the bread)?
>>152052009
>>152059923Nah, you're some schizo. I'm not some pussy afraid of vegetables, so I'm going to keep eating fiber and maintaining my gut biome, you have fun with your awful shits and bowel cancer. Can you even call yourself a real man if you don't eat beans?
So they only overcame the horrible critic because the meal HAPPENED to remind him of being molested as a child? That seems more like a coincidence than anything.
>>152052058french fry, onion rings and fried picklebros... our response?
>>152059984>indigestible molecules like fiber will surely help with my digestion!I accept your concession.
>>152052058
>>152052162
>>152052227There are four lights!
>>152059124I still miss /cock/ and if it ever returned, I would storytime "Dodin bouffant: A Gourmet extraordinaire" in a heartbeat.
>>152059442you are more burger than man.
>>152060374burgers are 80% plant based retard, that's what makes them unhealthy.
>>152060414you should probably stop consuming soi burgers then.
>>152060140>t. gutbiomeletMy healthy diet means my body maintains cultures of beneficial bacteria that can digest oligosacharides for me, and crowds out otherwise harmful bacteria. The fiber also supports the bacteria and colon health, with the added bonus of giving me regular bowel movements that minimize wiping.I don't have to make up all sorts of bullshit cope about humans being pure carnivores because my poor diet means a sudden influx of icky vegetables makes my tum-hum hurt. Go ahead and keep pretending all fruits used to be poison, instead of just admitting your ancestors were eating it happily.
Alright where the fuck is it?????No one makes a Ratatouille thread to talk about the movie
>>152059995His mom probably made all of the recipes in their cookbook’s “easy weeknight meals” section and he would’ve been equally satisfied with any of them. It wasn’t an accident that Remy chose a page from that chapter.
>>152060880>My healthy diet means my body maintains cultures of beneficial bacteria that can digest oligosacharides for mefucking lol fibercucks always presuppose that you're eating slop then assert you must eat fiber to digest the slop. Meat is the most digestible shit on this gay earth and has every nutrient you need, I don't need additional practices to patch holes in my diet like you do. You want a good gut? fermented meats like fish will benefit you far more than your gay ass fiber.>I don't have to make up all sorts of bullshit cope about humans being pure carnivoreshttps://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-41033-3https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2752538>Go ahead and keep pretending all fruits used to be poisonI never said so retard. Fruits were supplementary rather than a main source of nutrition.I'm just against veggies.
>>152061245How would I have holes in my diet by adding more food groups than you? Meat's great, it's just your fear of vegetables that's absurd. It's easy to go around cherry-picking studies to support any BS thing you want to believe, it's much harder to be honest with yourself about why you're motivated to believe it in the first place.
>>152052058This post makes me overwhelmingly sad for you, god damn. I always looked forward to broccoli because my mom always prepared it with love :(>>152052162What's wrong with you??? Holy bad taste
>>152061245if you're just eating probiotic foods like fermented fish, but not actually supporting the bacteria by eating the prebiotics they need, it doesn't really do much for your gut biome. like a general just throwing bodies at a problem, with no supply lines
this thread is going to places, I personally prefer a balanced diet of fruit juice or wine ocassionally, meat and fish as a main course, while rice or nuts for breakfast and dinner.milk also helps and so does making shaved ice or homemade icecream for flavor.
>>152061545>How would I have holes in my diet by adding more food groups than you?just read your own post, you convince yourself you need carbs but uh oh they don't go down very well so you patch it up with adding fiber, I don't need that.>it's just your fear of vegetables that's absurdit's objectively correct that they're devoid of any real nutrients and full of toxins. why do you think they taste like shit?>cherry-picking studies to support any BS thing you want to believe, it's much harder to be honest with yourself about why you're motivated to believe it in the first place.Projection. You didn't read anything I linked and deluded yourself into thinking it's all cherry picked.Instead let me tell you why you believe what you believe: they shoved down this idea down your throat ever since you were a kid, in every cartoon or movie there is that parent figure who lectures the protag on the importance of veggies, in every ad you saw they related "healthy" with green and plant based, your mommy and daddy forced you to eat grass even through your evolutionary instincts recoiled at the sight of veggies. It's only natural that you react the way you did to my arguments.
>>152061899>uh oh they don't go down very wellWorks on my machine. How 'bout you? Eat a can of beans and get back to me.>full of toxinsCome on with the cope, man. Just say they're "yucky" instead of this wall of text. You're not "woke" to some veggie conspiracy, your mother was right when she told you to eat your vegetables, and no motivated reasoning or schizo shit about "anti-nutrients" is going to disprove reality.
>tfw people you argue on /co/ have the palate of a 5 year old
>>152061899>even through your evolutionary instincts recoiled at the sight of veggiesNeither me or my kids have ever gagged eating vegetables. Are you autistic, or was your mom was a bad cook?Not that I think a child's palate should be what you base your adult diet around, weird argument there. Hell kids these days would probably gag at the raw meat, organs, and bone marrow that I assume you support.Anyone who hates veggies this passionately has got to be an obese dysgenic retard.
>>1520622944chan is manchild central, leddit too just the opposite side of the same coin. shouldn't be a surprise.
>>152062294Food and media are similar in that you shouldn't feed kids slop just because it's easy - give them things with actual nutrition and challenge them occassionally. As you grow your palate should expand and get more discerning. Don't completely spurn the simple pleasures of childhood, but don't exclusively consume those things like these anons.
>>152052058>>152052162>they hated him because he told the truth
>>152052047Rat jizz.
>>152062231>Come on with the cope, man. Just say they're "yucky" instead of this wall of text.People like you should be enslaved in some studio to produce cartoons for me to watch instead of giving opinions.I'll spoonfeed you one more time, toxins that are present in veggies include: oxalates, goitrogens, lectins, phylates, glycoalkaloids, tannins, cyanide compounds, saponins, alkaloids, myrosinase and others.>>152062314>Neither me or my kids have ever gagged eating vegetables. Are you autistic, or was your mom was a bad cook?I spoke in hyperbole but most kids did dislike veggies unless its mashed or fried potatoes.>Hell kids these days would probably gag at the raw meat, organs, and bone marrow that I assume you support.I do have child relatives and this is also wrong.>Anyone who hates veggies this passionately has got to be an obese dysgenic retard.I don't vehemently hate veggies I hate the fact that a bunch of retards skip over the evidence and refuse to concede.If you agree with me but still eat veggies then I'm fine with you you do you.
>>152062498you are mentally ill.
>>152052009I wish I could try it, but no restaurant near me makes it, and I'm a shit-tier cook
>>152055665I eat like a human and that almost happened to me too tbf.
>>152062294It's a meme rooted in truth, but there's a disproportionally high amount of anons on this site who fall somewhere on the spectrum. It feels every single thread on /co/ lately has at least one wildly autistic take that isn't a shitpost or a meme
>>1520626714chan has always been full of autists, outcasts, fuckups, and mentally ill people. the internet in general always has. the advent of social media just made it so normalfags overwhelmingly outnumber us now and have for a while.
>>152052121>what is onion
>>152062566Why not practice and become a better cook then?
>>152052058Anon either your mom didn't know how to cook veggies or you've never even tried them in your entire life.
>>152062498Don't worry, I'll quit arguing with you. No need now that I got you to show your full schizo ass to everyone.
>>152061899>full of toxinsDude, that's why cooking was invented.
>>152052009I remember being so sad when i found out, the movie made it look so good
>>152063455my sister and father both say this and it drives me insane since they're both addicted to ketchup.
>>152059442Most creatures are omnivores, jackass. There are VERY few true carnivores or herbivores in nature.
>>152060258So strange they kept the onion after they had to cut the backstory which explains it.
>>152062294oh so you want us to get fancy and bring up the full course menu, huh?well how about we begin with something very few tried yet it is delicious on its own, pickled pine cones and pine pop using honey as the sugar of course.also for healthy gains, you put an apple seed inside a hole of a spruce tree and cover it with dirt, from it you'll get a more mixed apple that has a perfect balance between nuts and apple in flavor.also tenderizing bull meat with raspberry vinegar always is a delight but often the chicken of the woods is far cheaper.
>>152059442Are you saying Jews only eat meat?
>>152062671This. It’s depressing that in this thread I saw the initial vegetables post, thought it was a great troll, suddenly entertained the idea that anon is serious, and then scrolled down to reveal several long posts doubling down on his schizo worldview.>>152062699Not entirely. There used to be more people that were well-read, well-spoken internet autists. I used to learn about so many oddball things from anons in between the degenerate porn and hilarious antisocial revelations. Now it’s just special needs school and conversation is so frustrating it’s more tempting to avoid it. Not to mention I now assume every thread has an ulterior motive like engagement bait data harvesting or screencapping “upset unc” reactions for some wojak discord.
>>152064778>There used to be more people that were well-read, well-spoken internet autists. not on fucking 4chan.
>>152063455How is Hank being a baby-man in this scene? The point was that they've been eating bad food their whole lives. The gag is he's never eaten a tomato that has any flavor.
>>152052058This you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTDHjvTAKMg
>>152064809why do you think anon's opinions match the filename?
>>152054017>>152059820To this day I still wonder why lettuce even exists when cabbage is around, far better texture, actually tastes good, amazing macros better than lettuce gram for gram, way more versatile in cooking and makes a better wrap for burgers too.
>>152052047Not enough people are talking about the portion size. Like that's literally only a bite worths of food and you gotta pay top dollar for it? Screw you Remy I don't care how good it tastes.
>>152064796Kek, NTA but you're either a newfag or ignorant. Plenty of people who use this site are regular people who use 4chan because it offers complete anonymity. /co/ in particular is infamous for the frequent professionals who shadow this site You don't have to be autistic, an outcast, a fuckup, or mentally ill to post here, but anonymity can make the well-behaved in any of those groups equal to others, even if its for a few posts.
>>152066772yeah i started posting full time in 07 so i guess i am still a newfag. my bad mr real oldfag.
>>152052058This you, bro?>>152058931Actually made me LOL, that was clever.
>>152066799If I wanted to be a douche I'd say you were ignorant, but I'll go out on a limb and assume you at least eat a balanced diet. That puts you one step above Grease Trap several posts up.
>>152052009>SOME delicious pepperonis and cheesefucking this, thought the same as a kid, wonder if someone did tried to reply it with other stuff besides veggies
>>152052162anon what the fuck is wrong with you, learn to cook
>>15206655699% of fancy-ass restaurants work on a "course" system, so sure, each "course" might be a couple bites, but by the end of your full meal, you've eaten plenty.In a full meal, the "ratatouille" (it's... something else, I forget the name of it, the stuff in the movie isn't actually called that IRL) would be accompanied with other shit to eat, before, during and after it.
>>152052058they hated him because he told them the truth.
