The Two's /co/mpany (formerly Tag Team Tournament of 2025) continues. Who will endure Round 2?VOTE: https://forms.gle/ZF7en2ngUpnLf7ia7Nominations: >>152021673 Qualifiers: >>152030487 Round 1: >>152042665 Timer: https://thorsenlabs.com/timer?85500/1767917704>Past winners:Freelance Police (Sam & Max) (2019)Fake Santas (The Grinch & Jack Skellington) (2020)Cognito (Reagan & Brett) (2021)Goth Chicks (Gwen & Loona) (2022)Giant Localizers (General Shannon Rogard and Kent Mansley) (2023)Mystery Inc. (Shaggy and Scooby)>Judges:Yotsuba/co/nradSamMaxJ/aco/lynHope Corgi>Host(s):Main: RustyShackleford !V5jHiFG0JcEmergency: Anonymous !!xyNE0u7CNw5
OC Hook
>>152052460>changing the nameThis is so fucking stupid. At least merge the names.
>>152052460>the whore that killed Charlie KirkWe won't let that happen again to another man whose name starts with a C. #WeAreCoob
>>152052512Merging the names wouldn't help either. It's so funny he thinks the name is the issue. Rusty is such a comedian.
>>152052460You can go under Settings and open up the results of past polls, if you'd like.
Rusty is Numnuts. Let's be honest. Numnuts was always THIS stupid on purpose. Mark my words at any moment he's going to reveal he made an oopsie and will apologize like the selfish bitch he is always crawling back to us.
The name change IS stupid but because it does nothing to fix the problem inherent in this shit show of a tourney. It's the equivalent of putting a square in your bio.
>>152052568Oh, thanks Neo
>>152052540>that constant flip flopping between namesThis fucker knows exactly what he's doing.
>>152052582I believe it. Numnuts or Temp.
>Oh ho ho ho!! Those fatties did not stand a chance against the KING of /co/! I am one step closer from purifying this board from LGBT+!>Vote for me anon!
>Dipper and Steven cucked the dads so hard they vanished from existence Deepest lore. Their sacrifice will not be forgotten.
Wait a minute.>No showing the full results and stats, just move on to the next roundThis is fishy as fuck.
>>152052583Or a coob
>>Dipper and Steven cucked the dads so hard they vanished from existence>Deepest lore. Their sacrifice will not be forgotten.
>>152052720It's right there, go look at it
>you can't change your answerOkay what the fuck is going on.
>Hank's goons are now gone from the tournament.>Good riddance!
>>152052738fixed
>>152052582God, I wish Balls was here so he can expose the fuck out of this autist just like back in Mr. /co/ 2024. It was literally the greatest thing he ever did since he fucked NSA in the ass.
>>152052727My HEROES
>>152052720PUZZLING, ISN'T IT?
>>152052766…are right here.
>>152052766Mold...>>152052797GOLD!!!
>152052766What happened to screaming "Coob"? Are you really that fucking lazy you can't even do your job as ragebaiter properly? Pfff
>>152052766Bogus bomb>>152052797Truth nuke
Real Tag-team starts on Jan,18th.
>>152052875That says 16th.
>>152052875>18thThat says 16th.
just remembered steven and dipper lost in round 1 ahahahahaha
>>152052892>>152052893Yes, 16th. I read wrong.
>>152052460Cloud based gaming means that you are renting processing power from a company to run the game for you on their servers and send the video/audio feed back to your local machine. They charge you a monthly subscription fee and set the number of hours you can use this rented processing power per month. This started becoming popular in 2017 when most people did not have computers that could play modern games with huge graphical processing and RAM demands. By renting out virtual memory, companies like NVIDIA can focus on selling their physical hardware to the data centers which operate the GPUs running the games and sell the virtual processing power back to the consumer instead of letting them own it locally. These companies also get to focus on selling their hardware to governments for military AI projects as well, which creates fake market scarcity for GPUs and RAM allowing them to continuously increase the prices even more than inflation would account for. This is because GPU production is limited by how many silicon wafers can be produced, and when NVIDIA eats up all of the production, it leaves less for everyone else.This is another ploy to force AI onto people who do not want it as well as making things more expensive for everyone. Deny access to the physical hardware and say AI is needed to run the virtual processes.
>>152052896…by a smaller margin than the cuck dad team
...on planet retard
>>152052915Wow, she really likes fucking human men.
>>152052941>NTR Inducing MILF Fuckers: 11%>Please Fuck Our Wives: 9%
>>152052915We need to get the Generator Rex poster to discuss with Sticks poster.
>>152052915These have never been funny or insightful. It was better when she was attached to the Charlie Kirk shooting and ranting about Total Nigger Death.
>>152052990>I can integrate with the cloud any time I want and suffer zero consequences!
>>152052991>>>/pol/
>>152053037Yes, Sticks was better when she was a /pol/ tard.
>152052991>152053046Like I mentioned here >>152052825 get better at baits or just fuck off. You're ragebaits aren't entertaining anymore.
>>152052973either way it's 9/11 for (you)
>>152052991>>152053046Here's a truth bomb for you then! Trannies, like yourself, will never, EVER be real women. EVER.
>ICuck imitator switching between screaming coob, pretending to hate cartoon dads and now caring about /pol/ out of nowhere all at once
>>152053067Correction it's actually 11 over 9.
>>152053078Now see, this is more of what I like to see!
>>152053078>Oh ho! I like your style, lady!
>>152053100that's how bri'ish people say 9/11 though
The actual candidates are pretty good, all correct choices
>>152052915
>>152053122John you retard, Robin and Little John are STILL IN
>>152053128That's some weird math.
>>152053122Ah what the hell, I got some rope, you thinking what I'm thinking?>>152053139If you knew how bad things are, don't even think about the restroom situation with hons about.
>>152053096Kek
How I do know this other me isn't a government agent?
>>152053196I don't pay my taxes because I know it will be used to pay for a drag queen storytime. Does that help?
>Sticks, your cunt smells like the #$%! jungle. You have NO room to talk when it comes to restroom situations.
>>152053218Do you even know what bathroom YOU are supposed to use? Do you even have a cunt?
Hi Charlie! My name is Charlie! This is Vaggie, is your little pink friend also called Vaggie?
>>152053248>Why do you never shut up about big black cocks?
>>152053245>You...don't want to know where Caine put my cunt.
>>152053196How do you know? How do I know that you're not a government false flag out to distract from the real issues?Racial and political topics are all government distractions to keep the populace from uniting against the rich. Set the citizens against each other so they will always cannibalize and destroy themselves before they can become a threat to the status quo.
>>152053245>8 vaginas, 5 cocks, 4 assholes, two cloacas, and a spore pod
>>152053270What does he mean by that?>I think he's just baiting you, CharlieBaiting? Are we on a fishing trip out of nowhere?
>>152053300imagine...
>>152053295Except you can care about two things and the people who want to eat the rich are Canadians funded by Soros. Now shut up so I can make a tranny wind chime.
>>152053122Says the duke who lives in his pajamas
>>152053293>>152053300Good god. Forget my hatred of trannies, enbies are the gross ones.
>>152053196>>152053295>>152053340Is Dale ever gonna talk or is this paying respect due to his VA passing away?
Sticks, you DID nominate with the actual Dale and not just steal his information to use for paper fraud right?
MY NAME IS DALE AND I'M HERE TO SAYBBC IS A-OKAY
>>152053411>DAEL
>>152053401What are you talking about he’s right…>>152053411…in the car.
>>152053307Ms. Morningstar, you kept showing us pictures of big strong black men and telling us how you were going to fuck them.
>>152053452BASED FRED
Wait, who won?
Best thread on the catalogue right now.
>>152053411HE DIDN'T SAY THAT
>>152053484And there's nothing wrong with him if he did say it. We must be respectful of different fetishes.
>>152053458I'm confused what is Kirby talking about?>Charlie, you know these are not even the real Smiling Friends. They are, posted by someone online to cause a reaction because his bored with his own lifeOh really? That means when he dies we can redeem him! Yes! He will stop ragebaiting and then he will go to heaven and never be unhappy with himself again!
>>152053509>Hank likes black trans women. He is truly the better man.
nevermind this thread sucks again
All this tournament nonsense must be the most baffling trolling I've seen in recent times. There's a convincing enough front for sincerity that someone can at least pretend that this is in good faith. Then there are the demonstrations of incompetency that naysayers get to pick apart and the "supporters" get to defend. So you either defend a shitty tourney and look like a fool, or impotently shit on it and look like a fool. Not to mention all the schizoposting, boogeymanning, rp, indutrycuck, and /tnt/ bs.
>>152053513>Jesus Christ you people are sick twisted fucks. Looks like the BBC was just a cover for something worse.
>>152053537To be fair I know this tournament is pointless. I just happen to laugh to the ragebaiter having +9300 posts and thinking Coayynon won't throw this tournament to the trash bin
>>152053565Oh what a shame... I guess we will have to wait for the real tournament to start when Samaritanon says something.>And also Coayynon, dear. They host together
>>152053565So true coob
At this point it's kind of just a shitpost nobody is taking seriously and I think it's better that way. Causes less problems and has more fun
>>152053635Agreed. This is has been one of the better tourneys so far.
>>152053635>shitpost nobody is taking seriouslyThen stop hosting and let the adults host the real tournament, you dipshit. Of course you won't because you're waiting for the right moment to reveal yourself as the attention-seeker little shit you are.
>>152053615>>152053646>>152053096
Cartoon dads? More like Cartoon CHADS.
>>152053615COOB
>>152053607>Alright but you realize we still need to report you for the CP, right?
>>152053673Reply faster little shit >>152053662
>>152052460>Wait... we won? We've never won a round before...>Yeah! Told you the bad guys don't stand a shot! Who's next, Amity?>Actual bad guys...>Musical bad guys!>That Frollo reminds me a lot of Belos.>Then it's another sanctimonious prick to the pile! Hey, Mr. Inquisition - witches rule!
>After seeing the circumstances he's fallen into, ICuck imitator starts switching from a Smiling Friends poster to (A: Cartoon dad, B: Screaming Coob or C:BBC)
Us CoobGODS can't stop winning.
>>152053732Praise the COOB. ICuck imitator on suidice watch.
(S)cooby is the greatest tag team winner ever which is the real reason he seethes.
>>152053758*Goth Chicks
>Where's Dale?He found out the so-called Lion King was a government agent trying to brainwash people's minds, just like anything produced by Disneyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rnpmc-ugZM
>>152053781That explains the new rainbow coalition I need to smash with a hammer.>>152053691
>>152052915>Nack instead of Mack, as in Nack the WeaselGood one, fluffy one. Now come help me make a good coat out of this lion. I'm freezing here.
>>152053691Fuck off you witch skanks. I only talk to real MEN like Tyrone and Jamal.
>>152053804Good thing I brought backuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WLeBtw85Rs
>>152053812But I kind of like the lion. He makes good points about the friends of Dorothy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na-CRxh36b8
Hail /aco/
How come John doesn't have a mane? I thought all male lions had manes? He's not... you know... is he?
>>152053924John is Jo momma
>>152052460huh, i'm suprised breagan won. i didn't think they were that popular on /co/ even when the show was fresh
>>152053971It was an actual FOTM winner. One of the winners that aged the worst.
>>152053938I'm just saying, male lions have manes. He doesn't have a mane... or a wife for that matter. It's a bit strange, don't you think?
>>152054018Marian was also supposed to be a lion too but for some reason they made her a vixen. It's Disney magic, they won't elaborate
>actively participating in this shitI haven't shiggy'd in a while, but ISHYGDDT.
>>152054031
>>152054047Eat shit and die, retard.
>>152054067
>>152054031No one is taking this seriously, Rusty will fuck off and all his efforts will be for nothing when the real tournament starts. So take this as a nothingburger.
>>152053861Owlsisters... say it ain't so...
>>152054079this, i'm not even bothering drawing for my team of choice
>>152053635>>152053646Samefag btw.
I'm not even gonna bother shitting all over the tournament this time, I'm just gonna use a toilet. It isn't even worth my dookey.
>>152054147No.
>>152054166Photoshop btw.
Kindof glad the /trash/ team lost, I'm sick and don't feel like drawing naughty art of them
>>152054166The fact you have to do this every single time like you posted that screencapture of you actively rigging Wendy from Gravity Falls back in 2023 already says it all.
>mfw I see a poopdickschizo
>>152054166People really can't stand the fact that others are enjoying themselves
>>152054236>enjoying themselveseww, faggot
>Two different ThunderCats teams beat the fatfag pick and the /dbg/ memeFEEL THE MAGICHEAR THE ROAR
>BRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPSHT>BRRRGRLGBRLBRAAAAAAAAAAP>BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPSSSSSSHT>BRRRRAAARRPTPTBRAAAAAAAAPOof don't mind me just taking a dump on the thread
>>152054335>Jiren after eating everyone
>>152052460Most /dbg/ didn't make but still a lot of trash teams.
>BrrrRRRRPPRRTPRRRRRP
Teams are gonna make it to the next round without issue: >Team Robotnik >Team Smiling Friends>Nincombots >ZPD >Glitch Techs>Ed and Rolf >Raven and Daffy>SCAMCO>Doof and Gir>Klown Kollege >Spear and Samurai Jack >Coyote and Roadrunner >Frollo and Gaston
>Jiren ate everyone again
>>152054528Someone made a similar prediction last time and it was wrong
>>152054528>Doof and GirThat was Zim in that team.
>>152054551Prove it you slut
>>152054551He was right about Glitch Techs, Nincombots, Klown Kollege, Jack and Spear, SCAMCO and Coyote and Roadrunner tho
>>152054586>>152054588What of Eddy and Courage?
>>152054583The poll says Gir
>>152054613Yeah, but the anon who nominated that was pairing Doof with Zim. >>152023957
>>152054611Sucking cocks in the great big sky
>>152052727
>>152054586He refers to this post:>>152041833That anon guessed some teams like >>152054588 mentioned.
This tournament gave me diarrhea....
If I have to guess how the next round of brackets is going to be I'd say it would go like this:>Nordic Thunder vs Porch País>The Robotniks vs Smiling Friends>Nincombots vs Thalasin Catalog>FF vs AAA>Guy and Carl vs ZPD>Glitch Techs vs Freedom Fighters>Dan and Chris vs Wizard and Dog>Daria and Jane vs The Spies>Zooble vs Ed and Rolf>Raven and Daffy vs Bert and Ernie>SCAMCO vs Doof and Zim>Thundercats Lost vs Klown Kollege>CCJ vs The King of England>Heartbreakers vs Edgy as Fuck>Wallace and Grommit vs Spear and Jack>Coyote and Roadrunner vs Frollo and Gaston
>>152054645>the host fucked up AGAIN
>>152054949The last two brackets have the best match ups
>>152054707I wish some of these made it in
>>152054645>>152054973>there will be people that will try calling this tournament canon
>>152055068Literally who
>>152055078People that seethe about /tnt/ all day probably.
>>152055068I am using this tourney as a preface for the real one
Vote for Snapsheeba
>>152055146Your meme team didn't make the cut
>>152055211This was like the least meme team of the bunch
>>152055146Brapsheeba is out
bump
>>152055864dead tourney
>>152055872This, what's the point when Dipper lost :/
Unity Ticket vs Power of Two might be an interesting match next round.>Daffy vs Mickey
Where the fuck are actual teams that we care about?>Eddie Brock and Venom>Bluey and Bingo>Leonardo and UsagiA lot of this looks like Death Battle Threads took over.
>>152056572Some faggot forced a faux Tag Team thread out of nowhere on some random Tuesday, and then waited for a poor soul to take the bait and begin hosting.I'm lucky I even caught nominations.
A vote for John is a vote for England, and a vote for almighty God. Cast out the heathens and the sodomites from our fair board!
>>152053369I am King! KING!
>>152054079Go back to /tnt/ you parasite
>>152052460>Zooble shit actually won a roundTotally not rigged btw
>>152057305thanks, voting for zooble again
>>152053669Anchorin' because this is technically OC I guess >>152052464
I'm not Bobby Hill, please tolerate my jokes
>>152057508What are you talking about?
Fuck... We really are a duo of worthless losers...
>>152057532The Plunderers...
>>152057052>>152057052you've got my vote
>>152057532Please Fuck Our Wives…
>>152056768>>152057072
>>152056572>coob teams
>>152057305>>152057313Zooble is the only good team because it makes him seethe.
>>152057532Eddy and Courage…
>>152053669Vaggie finally unlocked her true angel form
So who are we nominating for ms. next week?
>>152059673No one because Ms. is in September you gay retard
>>152059751Says who?
>>152059780Everyone, your crack baby of a "tag team" is only being humored for shits and giggles.
>>152059824And just like that I'm hoping the new ms. succeeds out of spite
>>152060100This thread was nearly bumped off several times today. Nobody gives a shit.
>>152059673Dexter's mom will break into the E8.
>>152060228>you have to post every single second of the day to be successful!!People have lives outside of the tourney.
>>152060100You were planning on making it anyway, sperg.
>>152060257You don't.
>>152059673Are we doing actual nominations or is it first come first serve again?
>>152060266>>152060299
>>152060299Neither
We should fix some of the rules for two's /co/mpany and ms./mr. going forward. Like being less strict on the cartoon and comics rule.
>>152060373First come, first serve it is then.
>>152060266Dude, he's not going to do ANYTHING, he's just trolling
>>152060648that's what we thought about tag team
>>152060648I'm sure he's going to try lmao
>>152060691Who's "we"?
>>152060707we, us, you and I yes youbest we can do is report and tell him to fuck off
This should wrap up by next Tuesday so that's when we'll have ms. /co/.
>>152060707Us
Has anyone told Hexfag about this yet?
>>152060725Who's "we"?
>>152060735I've contacted the drawpile. Waiting for her response.
>>152060727He needed a better partner than Bane.
>>152060882You can always give him a better partner once the actual tournament starts.
>>152060882>>152060926No one is using your altchan you parasite.
>>152060953No one's using this one either judging by how dead the threads are.
>>152061112>this is an altchan somehow
>>152061123Doesn't change the fact that no one's bothering with this tourney either, you're already having to necrobump the threads just to keep them from sliding off. The only real activity is coming from you arguing, industrycuck spam and trolling.
>>152060882I like it more than Separation Anxiety to be honest
>>152061147>>152061112>>152060926Go back
>>152061163Which one was that?
>>152061197Coob just cannot handle people having fun outside his altchan
>>152060735Who cares?
>>152061289>Who cares about one of the guys who has helped with the tournaments herp a derp!
>>152061197>no argument>>152061280>more le poopdickschizo shitI accept your concession.>>152061312>guysHexfag's a tranny?
>>152061333No that's just /co/'s weird headcanon for some reason.
>>152061350>Drew pride art of little girls on TwitterThat's a tranny/
>>152061251Venom with Spider-Man. I like them teaming up as much as the other guy, but I feel like they're both kinda limited by that. They both have some other options for a teammate that are probably more fitting.
>>152059673Ur mom
>152061312>helped with the tournaments>HexfagThe trolls are now just pulling random names they saw posted a lot and pretending like they know what it means to joke about it.
>>152052460
>>152061394That's a coob team.
>>152061673This tag team has been run better than most of the main tourneys.
>>152061715This tag team has so far been the worst tournament of 2025.
>>152061715trip on rusty
>>152061715The /tv/ tournaments were run better than the /v/ and /co/ tournaments.
>>152061737Go back.
>>152061755Trip on, Rusty.
It's always either>Go back>shut the fuck upFollowed by replying to himself about "Coob"
>>152061737>>152061740>>152061772>>152061786*yawn*Get a new playbook
I finally get it. Rusty's name isn't based on King of the Hill, but based on this character he's just as competent as. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZVTLsQ8iNCM
>>152061815We don't talk to ourselves here.
>>152061569HexGOD owns you, little bro.
>>152061815
>>152061851He's just some annoying drawfag secondary who doesn't actually like the stuff he draws.
>>152061910But that's based
>>152061673>enters thread>does nothing>exits threadand you wonder why a fake tag team tourney has made it to round 2 without interruption
>>152061993Balls isn't the host of tag team. Coayynon's the host and he's busy until the 16th.
>>152061993We know Balls likes to shitpost, but if he knows about this then surely him and the other hosts are discussing how to handle things
speaking of balls, why haven't the wikitards put #SUPERDAFFY as one of the winners of 2025 yet?
>>152062608More like #superretarded
>>152061673Serious question: I've been looking to get in contact with one of the more established hosts before the summertime, when I was planning to run this year's /tv/ tournaments. I figured it would do me good to get the advice of someone who has actually heard from the mods in the past.Would you happen to have an email or something?Unless you or one of the other hosts were already planning to do something on /tv/ this year...
>>152062608Do shitpost showdown winners usually get added to the front page? I don't think so.
>>152062764it's a bit weird how balls' tournaments are the only ones that aren't currently being archived
>>152052875>Schizo businessI like that word
>>152062651Gottem.
>>152062608>>152062764>>152062775>wikitards ignore SuperDaffy but let the duos go uncontested Why are they such little faggots.
>>152063156The wikifags should've ignored the /tv/ results desu.
>>152062775Because the other hosts hate him for some reason
>>152063156Bogus Bomb>>152063181Truth Nuke
>>152063181trip on
>>152063221Balls is steaming over his tournaments not being noticed
>>152062775>>152063278samefag
>>152062712yeah we have emails, mine is ballsanontouraments@gmail.com coayy said yes to share his also coayynon@gmail.com
>>152063278Mmm, steamed balls
>>152063296Thanks, I'll be in touch. Should I contact you both, or just go with one first?
>>152063362emailing both is fine, we'd probably have different points to bring up with whatever questions you have
>>152063379Gotcha.
>>152063399samar said you can email him also samaritanon5@gmail.com
>>152063538Cool, cool.
