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I would use the Reality gem to alter nutritional value so that junk food are the healthiest superfoods in the world. Cake, ice cream and tacos being as healthy for you as celery.
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And I ould use the Reality gem to alter nutritional value so that healthy food are the emptiest high caloric foods in the world. Fruits, veggies and lean proteins being as healthy as the greasiest take out.
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>>152052868
>energy-rich foods are now the same as drinking water
congratulations, anon, you just made world hunger even worse, and killed a bunch of hypoglycemics
maybe do some basic biology studies before saying shit like that
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>>152052868
Why not just make healthy food taste better and junk food taste worse?
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>>152052868
>>152052947
Are you still butthurt at your mom she made you eat your veggies?
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I would shove it up my ass.
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>>152053374
Do you really want Thanos to stick his giant infinity-gloved fist up your ass to rip it out when he invariably comes to collect the gems again?
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>>152053420
Just use the reality gem to turn your asshole into a black hole and suck him inside
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>>152053374
>>152053713
Hhhot.
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>>152052868
I'd use it to increase the average worldwide cupsize to a double-G cup.
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>>152052868
>How to tell people you're obese without telling them you're obese.
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>>152053290
Why not just make every food healthy?
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I would use it to define nebulous concepts such as 'reality', 'mind', 'power', 'time' and 'soul' so that things such as, for instance superpowerful gems, make the slightest modicum of sense.
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>>152053713
>tfw Thanos doesn't have his Nintendo Switch in your blackhole asshole
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I would use the reality gem to alter OPs physiology so he can only gain nutrition by swallowing cum, that way there's a reason for him to be a retarded cocksucker that makes threads like this
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>>152052868
I'd use it to make myself immortal, in addition to doing other things.
Then I wouldn't even need to eat, I'd just do it because it's normal, and there wouldn't be any consequences.
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>>152055949
Why not just make people naturally produce all the nutrients they need from nothing in their bodies and perfectly filter out anything unhealthy?
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>>152055966
I make it so this guy is fun at parties.
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>>152056072
The gems aren't powerful enough for that, pal.
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>>152056072
I give this guy better quips
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I don't know.
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>>152056808
Really? You don't?
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>>152056808
pointless comment
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>>152056808
Use the stone to alter reality so that you do know.
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>>152052868
Junk food is not inherently unhealthy (well, it is, but it's not poison or so), except it is designed to leave you empty and craving for more so people massively overeat and don't balance out their diet with anything else. If you make hamburgers suddenly a healthy superfood, half the people will not eat that much (as they will now feel full and not crave another junk food meal that often), or they'll get ten times as obese and unhealthy on account of the fact that they are now eating something with a lot higher nutritional value.

So you didn't really solve anything. Even the healthiest food is poison if you eat it exclusively and excessively, which is what people do to junk food.

I'd just introduce an enzyme in all living plant & animal life that is capable of breaking down plastics/microplastics/nanoplastics as well as forever chemicals like PFOA, into whatever is the healthiest for the host organism. It would immunise us to 70 years worth of chemical poisoning, and allow large garbage patches to be cleaned up by shit like algae that could eat the plastics.
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>>152052868
>gets the power to warp reality
>fatfuck thinks of food
FAT
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>>152055861
Is that even 4pl8?
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What is even the limit of the reality stone? How far can it do crazy shit without needing the other stones?
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>>152057966
Don't think about it
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>>152057966
Depending on the writer, but probably it relies on what the user's mind can grasp/perceive.
So to alter whole planet you need mind and space stone at minimum. Power probably is needed for more permanent results.
The current host of the reality stone can essentially give herself any superpower, but she needs to understand it and be able to focus on it.
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>>152052868
What's the point of the other stones if you already have the reality stone? Can't you warp reality to make time go backwards or stop, making the time stone useless? Can't you warp reality to make yourself the strongest making the power stone useless?
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>>152058037
I assume it's what previous anon said that it's limited to what the user can perceive and it can only affect what's happening in the present, you'll need time stone to alter anything time related. You'll need the space stone to change anything that goes beyond what you can see. You'll need the mind stone to alter more abstract non tangible realities like (2 + 2 now = 5) or something like that.
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>>152055966
>reality
Everything that objectively exists around you in the present
>mind
Your brain and its inner workings
>power
Physical strength
>time
The continued progress of reality in the past, present, and future
>soul
The non-physical essence of your being
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>>152052868
How about you use the Mind Stone and learn to cook?
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>>152058037
Obviously not. If the reality gem could do all that, you wouldn't need the other stones. So the reality gem can't make you infinitely strong, and can't make you travel in time.
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>>152052868
OK, or you could alter people's perception of foods so that they actually wanted to eat healthy foods because of their tastes, which is also called being an adult

>>152058294
the mind stone requires a mind
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>>152058037
altering reality doesn't allow you to travel in time or make it flow faster/slower, doesn't allow you to enter or control the thoughts of others, or do whatever the soul gem does. power gem canonically augments the other stones to the nth degree, but I suppose you can say it also makes you strong enough without needing to alter reality to have the body of the Hulk or whatever.
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>>152058037
To warp reality all it has to do is change you into the point in reality where you perceive the desired difference, it doesn’t really have to affect anything else directly
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>>152058372
You're talking about personal delusion. In your dreams with some experience and self control you can do anything. Does that mean youve changed reality?

The reality gem turns all that is, all that you can in your limited understanding and view for lack of a better word into an infinite canvas that you can paint upon with your minds eye without restraint.

Nothing is beyond your personal want and meredt whim. And that is somewhat terrifying.
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>>152058294
Could just use the Reality stone to already manifest cooked food.
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>>152058429
yes but time still passes at normal rate, your perceptions are still limited to your normal reflexes and abilities, you are not immune to psionics, you are not immune to the Hulk punching you from behind while you are not looking.
even if you alter reality around all that, you are still not omnipotent and omniscient, eventually someone surprises you, Silver Surfer punches you at light speed, Doc Strange kicks you in the nuts in the astral plane, Jean Grey can turn you gay, etc. And if you slow down your perception to 1/1000th of a second and give yourself omega level psionics and Expert Air School Anti-Magic with 99 Spell Power and whatever... you'd still need to accustom to yourself to all of that, or all the side effects altering reality comes with, (for ex. if you slow down time to 1/1000th, that means it takes that long for you to think, if you alter yourself to be psionic you'd drown in the cacophony of other peoples thoughts and so on) etc. Also just because you alter reality does not mean you can alter the willpower or thoughts of others, travel in time to erase your mistakes, or even alter reality on a galactic scale (you wouldn't have the perception or the power to reach beyond what your mind knows to be there).

Altering reality alone is not godhood. There are so many characters in Marvel who can alter reality, but none of them are all powerful. It's the rest of the stones that amplify you to be truly godly powerful.
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I kinda figured if a normal person is in possession of just the reality stone, they'd effectively be around Scarlet Witch level.
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>>152052868
I'd just make it so everyome's taste buds registers the food taste great no matter what the ingredients are or how it is cooked. Course that might have some unintended side effects of people picking up normal inedible objects and stuffing them in their mouths but hey, Darwin awards.
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>>152053374
Would that not be unpleasant?
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>>152053713
This wouldn't work because Thanos still manages to find the reality gem inside your black hole of an asshole thanks to his immense willpower, and proceeds to tear you from the inside out, and then says something cool.
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>>152058677
Anon.
You answered the questions you asked of me in your own post.
The only difference is that I eoukd slowly acclimate myself to all physical changes to myself and grow my awareness and understanding.
This change woukd happen in a instant to you but untold eons to me.
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>>152052868
I would use the Reality gem to make OP not a faggot
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>>152052868
I would make it so that the world only features blond, blue eyed white men and asian woman
t. asian woman
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>>152059433
Let's hook up
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>>152059457
Post your address
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>>152053374
I would have it bonded and become a part of my dong.
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>>152052868
I would fix this goddamned board.
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>>152052868
You can make somewhat healthy versions of a lot of foods irl
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>>152052868
Even if it's the healthiest thing in the world, shoveling your face with any kind of food is going to result in you getting fat, anon, especially if you still don't get regular exercise, which, based on you posting on /co/, is pretty likely
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Fuck the moon.
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>>152060567
Kek
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I would use the reality stone to give every woman 18 and above the juciest perkiest set of titties and ensure all clothing they wear magically tailors itself to show them off
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>>152057817
You're gonna absolute fuck the environment.
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>give myself 1000 iq
>make all plastic become biodegradable once it meets the definition of a "microplastic"
>make all forever chemicals break down naturally
>make the human body incredibly efficient at processing unhealthy substances and discarding any excess carbs, fat, etc. to maintain a healthy body
>make all multicellular organisms on Earth incapable of developing cancer, birth defects, congenital conditions or genetic diseases without impeding any other necessary biological processes
>make being in the top 1% of wealthy individuals in any given country cause incurable terminal illness that kills in a month and is curable by charitably donating your wealth to others in a way that doesn't immediately push someone else to the top 1%
>make governing without your citizens' prosperity, privacy, and sovereignty as your number one top priority cause incurable terminal illness that kills in a week and is curable by abdicating your position to someone who WILL govern with their citizen's best interests as their top priority
>use my 1000 iq to close any loopholes and fix any unintended side effects caused by any of these changes
>give Sam Altman wolverine's healing factor and permanently bind him to a skin peeling machine
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>>152052868
I would use the Reality gem to turn all white Republicans into black men.
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>>152052868
I would use the Reality gem to turn all black men into white women.
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>>152052868
The MCU got it right. Anything done with the reality stone is temporary unless you have the others.
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>>152052868
I would have sex with its host.
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>>152058291
Mind and soul are kind of the same thing and reality overlaps with time and power. If the reality gem can do everything except what the other gems do you basically end up with it as the gem of random bullshit
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>>152063179
...to what end?
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>>152063212
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I would use the soul gem to make everyone go to hell no matter what but then I'd use the mind and reality gems to make people think hell is heaven
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What would be the pros and cons of making your ideal/dream woman real with the stones? Real talk.
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>>152052868
Celery isn't healthy for you either though
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>>152063277
I don't think that's how that works.
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Have the stones ever been transformed into living beings? What kind of people would they be if they became human for example?
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>>152063466
There was probably a story arc where something like that happened.
I'm too lazy to check, but you're the one who wants to know, so you can do it.
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Is the Death stone still a thing?
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>>152052868
I make myself a lil taller, give myself a bigger pp, and give myself a nice cold refreshing milkshake
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>>152052868
Why not just lock everyone in a perfectly healthy 18 year old body, no matter what they eat or do, until they simply explode at exactly age 130?
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>>152063725
Death showed up without explanation in Storm, so I guess not, though I suppose we'll know if Coulson shows up again.
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>>152052868
I would use the Reality Gem to transform everyone on the planet into immortal dickgirls.
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>>152066265
>and there is no reason reason
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>>152053290
Real answer is junk food is cheaper and more accessible than healthy food. Healthy food usually does taste good but it's not something everyone can eat on demand like a burger and fries is.
That's why all the poor people in America are fat
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>>152066315
They are fat because they have no self-control when it comes to their eating habits. Just look at all those fat rich people, have money but still a fatass because they have no self-control when it comes to food.
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I would use the reality gem to transform every woman on the planet into postop transwomen with functioning fertile wombs and pussies
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>>152066315
>junk food is cheaper
That is litterally an outright lie. There is no junkfood that is cheaper then vegetables fruit and meat.
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>>152066534
>vegetables fruit and meat.
And gas and electricity and water and oil and spices and time.
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>>152052868
But I can still eat celery if I want to, right?
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>>152053374
To what end?
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>>152052868
I would alter human genetics so our desire for food self-regulates based on our nutritional needs. In fact, I'd rewrite all human instincts to serve our practical needs instead of being exploitable weaknesses like they are now.
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I would use it to make it so all the chairs are people and all the people are chairs.
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>>152066288
mugga, shut up.
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>>152068562
>mugga
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>>152068570
You are my mugga, aren't you?
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>>152052868
fatass



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