What would you say to a single mom in her mid 30s who doesn't believe that younger men find her attractive?
lol lmao even
Speak only through actions>unzips pants
>>152055126Yes? No?
>>152055044Not my problem
All right, milf thread
>>152055044It's only hot if you have a daughter that wants to play with mommy & new daddy
I don't know. I have no idea how to talk to women anymore.
>>152055044She's probably ugly then. Hot women know they're hot.
>>152056698You tel them a joke (see if they respond well), then tell them they’re pretty and ask them out tonightWorks everytime if you pass Step 1
>>152056722Terribly wrong
>>152056751I would mount this honey and ride her like there's no tomorrow
>>152055044I wouldn't say a single word to her. I would listen, and that's what nobody did.
>>152056642What about their slutty friends instead?
>>152056866>hfw she realises it’s Hilda at the door
What did she mean by this?
>>152056896>You have sex with Johanna>She falls asleep with a smile on her face afterwards>Then you go to Hilda's room>Hilda pays you the money you agreed on
>>152058124Uhh wrong thread?
Reminder
>>152057951You think I'll have to do sex with Johanna again if Hilda tells me to? which I love to do it again
>>152058243So you're saying they should totally get another pregnancy?
>>152055044top tier milf
>>152055132>>152056894>>152058461I would get her pregnant at least four more times
>>152058271Very likely.Hilda’s a persistent girl when it comes to her Mum’s happiness
I want to marry Kaisa
>>152055044Wouldn’t matter. Younger men don’t have money/status. A good fuck isn’t gonna pay for school supplies.
>>152059960This particular MILF is rich, ever since Hilda’s enchantment made her super succesful.Now she’s in need of a Sugar Baby
>>152055044I'm probably older than her and she should go on a date with me and we should fuck like we're both in our 20's afterwards.
>>152055044>life gets haaaard>but we go ooooooooon
>>152060484>Even Harry can get a date with a milf
>>152055132>Speak only through actions>unzips pantsI've seen videos of this, and it works wonders on GILFs. And not all of them are like BBWs or SBBWs, or whatever.
>>152056866>>152056896I want Hilda to sneak into Johanna's room at night an play with her Mommy's thong while she's still wearing it.Sorry I don't have an /ll/ example image for this.
>>152061853older david always comes off as cringe
>>152060165Oh, so your "I want to fuck that MILF" just turned into a "I want to fuck that woman my age"? lmao
>>152055044“You’re correct.”
>>152056896>>152061853Wow, people posting my art! Lol.Are there any Johanna requests you’d really like? I can maybe do one tonightIdeally with Hilda or David>>152056691Oyakodon! Though i think Johanna’s the most likely to want that. Since Hilda gets annoyed by her clinginess while Johanna was voted most likely to kiss her daughter on the lips>>152061878I like doing him in S1 style tooIt’s just that S3 made me enjoy his Highschooler design, it fits too well
>>152062227>I like doing him in S1 style tooDraw some Oyakodon twerking on him, then.Or this >>152056866 >>152056896 >>152061337
yooo is this da freakin milf thread?
>>152062227>Are there any Johanna requests you’d really like? I can maybe do one tonightIdeally with Hilda or David Can you do naked Johanna Masturbating herself at her hairy pussy? along with adding milk leaking from her nipples.
>>152061934Not him but yes;_;
>>152062311I thought Minerva would do it for me since her first appearance.She did not. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Milf's with bedroom eyes gets me hard
>>152062352I fear when that day will come, but honestly I'm also very much into GILFs and actually my MILF fetish really leans more towards the "I'm extremely into women that are more competent than me" zone. >>152062395Feels like she was always making that face. And to her kid most of the time.
>>152061878This entire thread is cringe.
>>152059526But you'll have turbo-autist kids like Luz.
>>152062250The full pic is kindof similar to that, lol!https://co.llection.pics/post/view/142386
>>152062412>Feels like she was always making that face.That's the best part
>>152062412yeah!
For me pregnant MILF's needs to appear more in comic and cartoons.
>>152062311if this is da freakin' milf thread, then i got a question for the groups of yaUnderused "pairings" for popular MILFs?Pic related is my choice. Boris & Icky with their Mommy Wilhamena. I mean, that's an automatic 3-way right there. And with Boris that also means swapping body parts of different sizes and shapes.
Requests, perchance? Keep it horny
>>152062947https://files.catbox.moe/40q8i6.jpgRequesting the image on the right with Dorothea Davenport & Libby Stein-Torres.
>>152062947goodRequesting Camila on top of Hunter doing this https://files.catbox.moe/wfoic7.jpg
>>152062959Perhaps >>>/aco/9097924
>>152062947Anya's Mom, from Anya's Ghosthttps://files.catbox.moe/a87blv.jpgwearing thishttps://files.catbox.moe/9l98m6.jpg
>>152063014jesus, spammer, you've been on that for many many months and you still fucked it up with the reply?
>>152062947https://imgchest.com/p/9ryd2kxva4k
>>152062947I was going to wait for a new drawthread but since >>152062967 reminded me of all that deliciousness, then I might as well.Request Todd trying to hold Judy Abbott's fat MILF tits just like in the bottom image.https://files.catbox.moe/6eit7m.jpg
>>152062947Have Priyanka kissing Jeff like in https://litter.catbox.moe/iz599d88sqvamk3d.jpg but Priyanka is wearing Connie's first outfit in the show, but make it fit really tight and short like the uniform Rei's wearing in the ref. You can draw a pissed off/sad/shocked/horny Connie in the background reacting to the kiss, if you want.
>>152062685I for once would love to see more Dexter's Mom/Dee Dee, than Dexter's Mom/Dexter.
>>152055044"How old is your daughter?"
>>152059856>non-fucked cucumber sandwichImagine the pickles
>>152062311someone had to help in preserving finn pure dna, after all he not only survived in the land of Ooo but he straight up thrived.them genes would be vital for the survival of the humans over there.
>>152062947This image but for owl house, presumably with Eda.
>>152062947Requesting Helen Parr in yoga pants giving her ass a squeeze, wondering out loud if it's gotten bigger.It has.
>>152063502Hilda had to have realised it somehow, kek. This was how
>>152063742>wait a flippin minute, this cucumber tastes like Mum’s pussy!
>>152063549In Fionna and Cake, for some bizarre reason, they decided to make it legitmately canon that Minerva once set up Finn on a date with a Minerva bot in a wig (as if to fool him). Why she did this is unclear but it certainly was a strange thing too hear
>>152062685>>152063298So like out of the cartoon Moms with the most porn, what's a character that rarely gets drawn with them? Because, am I nuts or does Helen Parr get drawn with Violet a whole lot more than with Bob or Dash?Also>>152062947https://files.catbox.moe/mhp7k4.jpgRequesting the image on the right with Leah Stein-Torres. Optional if you draw her in her book store, and instead of that purse, she's holding a book.
>>152062311>>152063549>>152064028Why don't they give her a real body? It should be easy with all the science AND magic AND cosmic shit in Ooo but she is looked in a hard drive in it seems she can't even transfer her mind into one of her robots. Why? Also, Nicole BEST MILF
>>152062959Deliverybraless: https://files.catbox.moe/lk2cct.png
>>152064262Libby's got big heavy turts!This is fucking great.
>>152064262Yes! Finally some quality Young/Old Yuri.
>>152064262Pretty damn good. I don't know those characters tho.
>>152064262>latina and jewishfusion cuisine for andrea's mommy
>>152064262holy crap! that libby looks amazing!!!more of her pleeeease!
>>152064262>>152064422Libby is such good Mommy Bait.Sharon, Dorothea, Esther, they should all get a taste of Libby.
>>152055044I want to do a whole comic on that! Though, with Leah Stein-Torres.
>>152064262OR here, 10/10. Beyond that. This is amazing! Thanks, Tully!>>152064422>>152064461Agree. Literally my favorite character from the show. She should've gotten more episodes.
I love Johanna too. I don't have any good story ideas for her though.
>>152062947Draw Odalia in this get up please
>>152061934Sometimes you have to accept that there are no such things as milfs any more, just sensible dating options
>>152064520What about a DTF hot granny?
>>152064527that's a gilf dipshit
>>152062947If you wouldn't mind. Could you draw the bottom picture pose with PB and Aunt Lolly?
>>152064590>Sometimes you have to accept that there are no such things as milfs any more>there are no such things as milfs any more>duh dipshitHow ironic.
>>152064028it makes sense in a way, finn is literally a prime human specimen and there's no way that minerva is losing that genetic material to make herself a body from her part in finn while also putting his dna in other women to carry the next gen of humans.
>>152064527>dtfthat's not a sensible dating option, that's a fuckbuddy at best and you both need to communicate that
>>152064663ok, grandpa-4chan, have fun posting and being "sensible"
>>152064677You have to be 18+ to post here
>>152064687Oh I am. You should take a good look at your life if you're 30+ and posting here.
>>152064624That’s not why, retard. it’s because finn had let Huntress string him along in an open cuckold relationship for 10+ years and minerva was trying to force him to get an actual girlfriend, even if it was a pretend robot one
>>152055532I do.
>>152064685>>152064706>i need to post it again, ma!this thread is really important to you, huh?
>>152059868Her accent did weird things to me.
>>152062250Ok, starting on your suggestion! but Pls give me till tomorrow to finish it, I just got back now, and it looks fun!>>152064262The backboob is gorgeous!You always give Joshi Kosei Libby a great design, Tully. Which makes it cute seeing her wear the turtle theme underoos even when she grows her body>>152064487Possible Idea I always liked:Johanna having a series of sweet romantic moments with a younger boy that make her wish she had a man in her life (since she allegedly was never even married)The spicy twist being that it’s David (or Alfur, if you’re into that) and she’s unintentionally getying weak between the knees for the first time because Hilda brought a man to spend long periods of time in her house, not knowing the effect it would have on her sad, lonely mum
>>152055044How does a female get to her 30s without sex or atleast a bf?Being female is easy. Just stand there and some desperate guy will take you in. Who cares if you're fat or ugly. Don't underestimate simps.You'd be lucky to find a woman in her 30s thats still a virgin. Most lose their v card before 18 anyway.
>>152061853hilda need to be pregnant too.
>>152064792>but Pls give me till tomorrow to finish itlet's fucking goooooo!
>>152063549Yeah with all the mad geniuses in Ooo I don't know how they can't just clone Minnie and transfer her brain patterns to that body
>>152064028Oh those fics and comics are now canon.Imagine if Finn fucked her but her wig fell halfway through
>>152064806Anon read the post again
>>152064926To be fair, anon is using "female" to refer to women, so that might tell you a thing or two about the state of reading comprehension here lmao
>>152064955>anon is using "female" to refer to womenEvery single time kek
>>152064792>not knowing the effect it would have on her sad, lonely mumShe gets it in her head that she wants a boyfriend too, and ever since starts looking at him like a starving animal
>>152062435My future kids would probably turn out like that anyways so, worth it.
Anyone else like the idea of milfs or gilfs trying to fit in with younger people and their hobbies?
>>152065266I do
>>152055044I can't imagine having a conversation with such a person, at least not about her love life.
>>152064888humans are complex enough that something might go wrong...so minnie will probably pull a eve and straight up extract the X chromosome of finn to make a female clone of finn for her to live in.
>>152064706so for the same reasons then?
>>152065365Mom not approving of the gf
>>152065536Mama with a big dumper.
>>152065536I love Nicole
>>152064475Good luck. She's a cute mom to pick.
>>152065536Nicole has nice legs.
>>152065281>>152065294I love moms wearing bold outfits and embarrassed by it but also enjoying the new feel.
>>152065567>tfw you will never hold Nicole's hand
>>152065536Nicole sitting in a mix of angry emotions at the dinnertable while she hears Peg's fat butt slamming Gumball through the floorboards
>>152065585Moms should have their entire wardrobe replaced by only Slutwear.
>>152065607Yes, and their kids should help pick those outfits.
>>152065606Nicole's butt is proportionally bigger than Peg's tho
>>152062947Requesting Camila Noceda like thishttps://files.catbox.moe/5xt6cc.jpg
>>152065585>>152065607>>152065644I wholeheartedly agree
>>152065585>>152065644>>152065690yes. i agreed too.
>>152065748This one's not even a mom, hell she counts more as a daughter
>>152065793obsessed spammer doesn't care, he just likes spamming that dog-shit character lolpb is more of an actual mom than she is, even on a technicality
>>152065793>>152065829I hate that PB and Marceline will never be MILFS because Rebecca Sugar and Adam Muto made them lesbians.
>>152065860I think that is pretty ok.
>>152065881yep, truly exposed the horny masses to what trash characters these two were all along
>>152065860>>152065899And besides, they are kinda cute together.
I've been to too many Fionna threads to know how this will end. For now let's ignore any post related to AT.
>>152065899PB and Marcy were good in the first season
>>152065938nta but I'll be happy to post some Johanna pics since I love her so much.
>>152065860Sugar didn't make then lesbians she made them bisexual.
>>152065967still coping? damn.
>>152065966what I wanna do to her:
>>152065966
>tfw I'm older than most cartoon moms
>>152056866fairygirl opened the door because she's hungry
>>152066219Bold choice but she wears it well.
Brats forcing moms to wear unbecoming outfits
>>152067110>ending for odalia in the show?>you are nothing and no one likes you>ending for odalia to the viewers?>you characterization is reduced to being the cum-sponge of magical childfunniest turn-about for a character
>>152067164I really enjoyed her character for what she is. Like above-average marks all around, but yeah, at the end of the day what comes to mind when I see Odalia Blight is all the porn depicting her as nothing but pleasure holes for cosmic kid-cock.
>>152067164Quite fitting, and personally I'm quite glad
Milf thread makes me want to draw.>>152067277This is strangely wholesome.
>>152067303>makes me want to draw.Do you know what the "frog embrace" position is?https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=frog_embrace_position+shotaBecause you could draw Odalia and the Collection like that.
>>152067322Oh I was just talking in general. I was scrolling down when I saw that and thought I'd add to it.
>>152067346No sweat, the idea is there for whoever, or whenever.
>>152067110>>152067277The Collectors favorite toy!
>>152067303Is it really? https://files.catbox.moe/8wc6g8.png
It's been hours, how dumbAnyway >>152063014 was clearly meant for >>152062947
>>152066170>that back arch>boobs pressed against the boardSo subtle yet so enticing
>>152067393I like the idea of the two of them growing closer.>Odalia attempts to try the Business Partner approach but it doesn't really work out, gets tossed about like a servant or slave.>Tries to be forceful but it doesn't really work either.>Knows that despite how old he is compared to her, hes still a young child, and begins to treat him with a more motherly affection.>Over the course of a few months it begins to work, and when it comes to his bath, she offers to get in to help wash him down.>Originally hes blindfolded, and hes hands are always where she can see them. But, one day, he tells her he can handle anything she can dish out. Ontop of that, he is still way more powerful. For the first time since this whole thing began, she relents instead of acting like the stern motherly figure that gets him to behave.>Thus we enter >>152067277 pic related, with the Collector, for the first time, "noticing" a woman.>Embarassed, Odalia looks away and tells him to just keep washing himself, and she'll get his back.>Hes quiet the entire night, and while she tried so hard to make sure he didn't see anything, that cleavage will be burnt into his brain forever. >From then on, he becomes far more receptive to her, a bit more obedient and a bit more... Huggy.
>>152067454>back archyeah, that's a hunchthe "arch" you're looking for is in the inverse direction
>>152067454more importantly>her flabby 100% fat 0% muscle butt squashed perfectly flat against the seat surfacethat's what happens when your hobby is sitting around on your own doing nothing all day
>>152067526I like the way you think. There any soft slight chub Johanna? Especially if it's her wearing something that is a size or two too small.
>>152067460I really like where this is going
>>152067625
>>152067625—
>>152067625she looks a little soft here
>>152067674This is so fucking based for some reason
Mommies who are soft to the touch really are the best
>>152067625>>152067702the bellybutton stuff or Hilda being jealous
>>152067625not fanart, but in the books she's not drawn as skinny, she's a little chubby
>>152067821
>>152056698Like so, David:
>>152062978Delivery but I got too lazy to finish ithttps://files.catbox.moe/87qpb0.png
GodDAMN, BREEDING SEX WITH MILFS
>>152068120meh, kind of the most basic-bitch out of all the requests, honestly
>>152068120anon picked a great pose, i'll say that muchthough i usually don't appreciate Camila you made the proportions and the size difference work really well for her towering over him. Good stuff!
>>1520681522nd most basic-bitch requests. I see some outfit requests there.
>>152068120hot, she looks like she's gonna crush him. also the wilder hair is nice, thanks tully
>>152067460For me it's the collector in charge and submissive Odalia obeying his commands (As if she ever had a choice)
>>152068120those expressions are actually pretty cute, lollike Camilla's saying "am i doing this right?"and Hunter's trying not to pass out from excitementi wanna use this as a reference for my own art sometime
>>152067668>>152068204I like smut, but I enjoy romance.>Over the course of a year or two, The Collector begins to feel things.>Strange things, in his chest. These feelings, they make him feel like hes about to panic. Hes never felt this before, and why should he? Hes THE Collector!>And yet.>Whenever hes with Mamadalia, he just feels so... Strange.>Shes still beholding to him, yes, and will obey his commands without question. >A cake? She'll get right on it.>Someone to read him stories? Shes got just the ones for him.>But sometimes, she'll take over.>She'll make him breakfast in the mornings or pick out an outfit for him to wear.>She'll even brush his hair while he sits in her lap, and he just remains quiet.>One night, for some reason, he knocks on her bedroom door.>Shes standing there in a nightgown and tied up robes, and asks if he needed anything, a midnight treat or glass of water.>No, none of those. >He just... Wants to sleep in her bed tonight.>After a few blinks, she can see the slight flush on his face, and... Tentatively...>Lets him inside her dark room.>Off comes the robes, and he watches her saunter over to her side of the bed, and pull herself in.>Shes facing away, but she feels him snuggle into her back.>She turns, asking him to stay on his side of the bed, and feeling like he did something wrong, wriggles back.>All is quiet, and she turns around. This is an awkward situation, she can feel the tension.>The room is so dark, he can barely see anything.>But he can feel things.>He can feel her arm slide beneath the covers, pulling around his shoulder and bringing him in close.>So close, his ear and cheek press into her chest.>He can hear her heart beat.>Its so soft, so steady.>A gentle little melody, that makes his eyes flutter as he falls asleep.
>>152067164The series should have ended with Collector taking Odalia with him into space. Like their giving their goodbyes to Collector and Odalia is tied up on one of the stars screaming her lungs out while no one gives her any mind.
>>152068363as we didn't see where she went in the epilogue, it can therefore be assumed he poofed her along with him
>>152068120Thanks man it's looking great already, please do finish it.
>>152068418Either that or she ended up in the streets
>>152068314Lovely
>>152068576wasn't that implied? literally all her family told her to fuck clean right off, and her company's not only tanked, but tainted
>>152067680This new? It's good.
>>152055044I would say I have a dear friend who is desperately looking to feel appreciated and take care of a child and single mother. It's my pal Sean. And I find that the pinnacle of cuckery. But my pal is just so lonely and wanting to be loved he doesn't care. I for one personally am quite content alone but people exist who can't do it.
>>152069147Well, you did it. This is the first image of Luz Nocedas mum i've ever wanted to fuck.
>>152069258On the long or short run, she always has that effect on men, that's for sure.
>>152055044>would you saygive me your number you absolute smokestack
>>152059960when i was 16 i had two sexual encounters with older women. one was in her 20s and the other was probably 30s, early 40s maxwhen i was 20 i started sleeping with women in their late 40s and early 50s. the first of which was a hot blonde gilf with big tits. we fucked dozens of times and it was great. was never healthier and happier than then. i did not have money or status. but i did have a car, which i used to drive to women's places and have sex. highly recommend. if you are young, don't let that stop you. find you a milf or a gilf that knows how to fuck and suck your cock
>>152068608>And I find that the pinnacle of cuckery.That's wingmanning and it has existed for centuries. The word "cuck" has truly ravaged an entire generation.
>>152069265I think it's the combination of exposed ass + high heels that activates neurons
>>152067968so fucking cringeworthy im getting a tingle down my spine
>>152068314Welp, I'm hard
>>152069619It shapens the butt better, can't really explain how
>>152071675i want the collector to write simple childish things on her fat fucking asslike dumb kiddie taunts and stuff like that, not your usual sexual body-writing
>>152072008Well, maybe some overtly sexual stuff couldn't hurt. I want to see the words CHEW TOYS on her ass cheeks like it was done with one of those big colorful felt tip markers by the Collector's little hand.>>152068576>>152068597Realistically, what other career paths exist for her? Everybody in the Boiling Isles know she's a traitor to literally everyone.
>>152064123>with Violet a whole lot more than with Bob or DashYeah, but amazing artists keep giving Vi the best expressions. Daughters should be obsessed with their Mommies' ample asses like the most coom-brained gooner out there. Even more, actually.
>>152055044Well I find you attractive. I want to see you smile during the day and press you against me during the night. Let's go on a date.
>>152068120As milf on teen porn goes this one shows a lot of promise. I encourage you to do the full thing because of it.
>>152060930What do you mean, "even"? Harry is a catch.
>>152068461>>152072639Alright, here's the finished thinghttps://files.catbox.moe/iiak6r.png
>>152074556Oh hell yeah Tully this is milf sexo most righteous. Thanks for the delivery BTW.
>>152072990More that he is a super schizo turbo mess that was simultaneously still utterly fucked about the bitch who dumped him at the time he nabbed the date
>>152062395>>152062454>>152062468Bona-fide capital M MILF right here...
>>152074556he followed through!in color you can more appreciate the size of the brown MILF about to fall on him
>>152076177Amazing how the satanic gay show® can produce some quality designs for human moms
>>152066395fossil
>>152062947Anyone lurking around? I would like to ask Odalia Blight like in this >>152073646
Enf moms
>>152064262Hot stuff, always love seeing your work man. Do you plan on opening comms in the next few months or you too busy with life/having fun with renpy?
>>152078341I'm actually trying to get back to drawing. Don't wanna get too rusty
>>152079630Oh nice, I’ll keep an eye for your new stuff then
>>152064262>>152079630What's ur baraag? Or other socials?
>>152055044Good thing I'm probably older than her.
>>152062250>>152064852WIP starting...>>152074556that's so cute! You got a feel for the size difference
I'll see you in the morning
>>152083870"I know you are, but what am I?''
>>152083870>NewguyWhere the fuck did he go?
>>152067968
>>152083909Now that you mention it, it really has been a while since he's been last active
>>152082387super stacked!
