You will never find a woman this dedicated to you.
She is very cute. I wish she would cure my madness with her bodily comforts
>>152058056i used to think she was kinda hot until i learned she was voiced by a gross hamplanet who goes on about "MY VAGINA!!!" and how she's a strong whamen
>>152058056Because she's not real
>>152058056She leaves simon at the end though.
>>152058137To save his life
>>152058211Now imagine if the roles were reversed.
>>152058277It would be even more tragic
>>152058300So fucking adorable!
>>152058334Betty as the ice queen.
>>152058334Im sure betty is the kind to move on, unlike simon.
>>152058385I’m pretty sure she didn’t, she didn’t move on so much that she went crazy and was absorbed into a god to save Simon.
>>152058183>betty fondling simon’s boobsSome guys have it all
>>152058407Im still talking about the role-reversal scenario.
>>152058056Why wasn't she as powerful as Magic Man?
>>152058415Probably the same situation really, Simon only moved on because he didn’t have a choice.
>>152058056When you think about it Betty and Huntress Wizard had very similar story arcs with vastly different outcomes >Both autists singularly obssesed with 1 man>Both left their own worlds and traveled great distances to bizarre world to save said man from a magic curse>Both learned about new magic and how to use it>Both killed a god to save the man they love >Both replaced a god in their duties>Both sacrificed their original bodies to gain new powers to save the man they loved >Both of the men they loved were suicidalSo why did HW get to keep the man she loved and get a happy ending and Betty had to fuck off forever?
>>152058483>So why did HW get to keep the man she loved and get a happy ending and Betty had to fuck off forever?Because she's better that Betty
>>152058477>Simon only moved on because he didn’t have a choice.Yeah, there's literally nothing he can do, and that really fucking makes me sad for Simon.>>152058483>Both replaced a god in their duties>So why did HW get to keep the man she loved and get a happy ending and Betty had to fuck off forever?I didn't know that HW replaced the Cosmic Owl. But for Betty, it's a full-time job, so she can't really come back
>>152058277>>152058334Would you a PetriGOLB
Oh cool. Adventure Time thread. My favourite.
>>152058543>I didn't know that HW replaced the Cosmic Owl. But for Betty, it's a full-time job, so she can't really come backI meant the heart of the forrest but fair point
>>152058056>dedicated to you.Abandons you to become part of an eldritch monster.
>>152058483HW's story is about becoming emotionally vulnerable and finding the strength to let people know how you truly feel. Betty's story was about obsessing over someone for so long you end up giving up everything to them, leaving you with nothing. HW loved Finn but couldn't commit to him because of her insecurities. When she finally saved Finn, she realized just how much he meant to her. Betty saw Ice King and did everything in her power to turn him back into Simon. She ditched everything just to be with him before and after the crown. Betty gave everything for Simon and had nothing left to give by the end.
>>152058056>>152058840And abandons you before that for getting blue skin and talking weird. And abandons you again for 1000 years because she’s so heckin randumb and quirky she just needed to jump through that portal.Feels like the only reason she was so annoyingly interfering in the plot was to show she knows better than everyone else like a whiney nerd gurlboss. Ice King was already recovering by just taking the crown off, there was no need for her to act like an insufferable writer’s insert who thinks she’s always right
>>152058872>And abandons you before that for getting blue skin and talking weird.Unironically a retard if you think that.
>>152058872Schizo take.
>>152058880He was literally turning into Ice King, nothing else. Who cares if she got le scawwed that he gets ice powers and starts yelling typical adventure time dialogue about “glip glop french fries chungus”
>>152058891Keep crying, you faggot
>>152058880>>152058889>1 minute apart>>152058899Form an actual argument next time, consoomer
Spammer at it again.
>>152058907>reddit memeBesides, not everyone that calls out your faggotry is the same guy, faggot
>>152058872>Ice King was already recovering by just taking the crown off,no, he wasn't
>>152058056Why was she a Grof, anyway?Is that even a real last name?
>>152059289Because she was of Eastern European origin, and yes, it's a real surname.
>>152058056>be Simon>go crazy>immediately she no longer loves uI honestly think most women are more loyal than that. Slightly.
>>152058483Finn and Huntress Wizard are main characters like Simon whereas Betty is a disposable prop
>>152059370Retard, she was scared due to his powers.
>>152059402Oh noooo, she’s scared that he’s a blue randumb quirk chungus who says “boingloings” lmao
>>152059425>still at itStop being a faggot.
>>152059429If all you ever have to do is spam “faggot” at everyone who criticises adventure time’s bad writing, then you need to get a life badly cause that’s not gonna be productive
>>152059439Np, I just say it to fags like you.
>>152059370She thought he would kill her with magic I think it’s fair
>>152058183Simon with boobs would be lovely.
Get yourself a woman like canyon who abandons you when she gets the ick
>>152059402>>152059462Yeah but then after she still didn't loved him anymore and tried to change him back against his will. Like I don't understand your point bro.
>>152059543Fat fuck, it's your fault if nobody likes you.
>>152059562Are you the canyonfag who keeps requesting art of her in those drawfag threads?
>>152059558>against his will.Ice King is literally Simon but with dementia; of course she would change him back, and he wanted it too.
Why do finntressfags have to make every thread about their power couple?
>>152059569No>>152059604Because it's the best, deal with it.
>>152059558Technically, Ice King and Simon aren't the same person, and she left him because of time travel shit.
>>152059596>he's LITERALLY what this random fucking downie said about him on youtube one timeNo he ain't. In fact what he has isn't even like dementia at all.
>>152059655Whatever, I don't care about youtubeshit I just watch the show
>>152059613Best at what? FP could kill them both at the same time
How come steven universe gets better songs than adventure time? Was it a passion project while adventure time was just a job?
>>152058889Psycho take>>152058899Keep being gay, you sperg.>>152058922then go back there, not everyone fell your sperggotry from sockpuppets, sperg.
>>152059665>still at itYou lost, faggot; your whore is washed.
>>152059462He put the crown on one time as a joke, started yelling at her for a little because it made him hallucinate, took it off himself to see her angry at him, then she left forever to go #findherself. From Holly Jolly Secrets.
>>152059683The game, sperg.
>>152059683Finn is FP's used goods though?
>>152059699No
>>152059429Stop being a sperg then>>152059455and we just say it to spergs like you.
>>152059705Yeah, HW got FP's sloppy seconds, yikes
>>152059738No.
>>152059760She even got FP's sloppy seconds in her own season lol, FP got to his mouth first
>>152059773Hey, retard, you shouldn't use this argument since the other princesses were there before her.
>>152059788Those princesses used finn like a slut and HW didn't even know lmfao, she got to taste all of them too
>>152059834Whatever, you lost; accept it for your and everyone else's good
>>152059859>"W-whatever..."Exactly what HW said when they told her
>>152059871Why are you such a faggot?
>>152059871why is princess cookie not there? doesn't he deserve finn too?
>>152059888How am I a faggot?
>>152059906Because of your opinions and how you act, end of story.
I still can't believe the lesbians thought a rape session would have saved his life
>>152059901he's late, I think
>>152059916No, intercourse.
>>152059940So? It's sexual assault, imagine if your girl fell into a coma and your faggot lesbian best friends get their male friends to kiss the shit out of her behind your back KEK, oh and one of them makes a rape face and has to be physically held back
>>152059613The whole season was just Huntress being a boring girlboss noncharacter with the personality of a cantaloupe, and finn being a helpless girly effeminate as the damsel in distress, because the nufeminist writers just wanted to subvert Prince CharmingIt’s “the best” at having zero passion or good moments, just californian female potatoes treating hw like a blank self-insert without her own voice, and finn like a crybaby bitch only there to smash the patriarchy by being saved by a stronk womyn
>>152059788>>152059859Hey newfag, the game>>152059888>>152059915And spergs like you being a sperg is much worse, done.
>>152059964They don't have a rebuttal for this.
>>152059964>seething this badCrybaby faggot, go drink your bottle
>>152059957>It's sexual assault,No, faggot>>152059982Yes, those are faggy buzzwords; now fuck off, subhuman.
>>152059988>>152059994You're way too emotional, calm down.
>>152060010Wrong.
How come nobody ever talks about fionna world?
>>152060020Because it sucks
>sperg meltdown>FPfag meltdownGreat thread.
>>152060020what’s to talk about?It’s just as shit and californian and pozzed as finn world, just without the Rainicorns and Vampires
>>152060085Why does this pic has an arrow on that guy/gal?
>>152060098Pointing out a particularly bad case of tumblr artstyleFor me tho it’s the “woman” on the right with the moustache
>FPfagNah I just like using her
>152060110You AND the sperg need to kill yourselves.
>>152060117For expressing myself? Nah
She groomed Finn and now she gets to collect
>>152060130I can't believe HW grooms and smells kids
>>152060125For being an obsessed cuck, yes.
>>152060085Ok. What even is that thing?
>>152060105Ok, we can assume that’s either a kid or a short adult and that is just a guy with a shirt on his sweater and a mullet
>>152060130>>152060142Learn what grooming actually means
>>152060200What is the positive words for grooming?
>>152059988>going to bed this badgo drink absynthe, gaypedo sperg>>152059994sneed subnormal
>>152060200No.
>>152060155For living rent free hothead, nah.
>>152060130>>152060235She can't keep getting away with this
Groomtress Wizard
>152060236>n-no u*Yawn*
>>152060235Unironic retard
>>152058872I miss Iceking, sure he was a miserable crazy man but he had his own thing going on. Simon is just a pile of misery self aware misery.
>>152060273You deserve to be angry and upset. I hope you never stop.
>>152060252>You're an exceptional beast, and you have great hairShe really was grooming...
>152060268>nah you are*Ywnbaw*
>murder fantasies>cuck fantasies>tranny fantasiesWhy is the FPfag like this?
>>152060214Well in Huntress’ case it’d be:‘Having no stated age at any point until retconned to the same age as Finn because the writers are no-agegap pussies, only bothering to talk to Finn when he was already 17/18 at the show’s end, still refusing to be his girlfriend because you’re a le “exceptional beast” who can’t commit herself to a man, making him tolerate this open floozy relationship for 12 goddamn years until he’s already 30, and only then saying yeah fine you can move into a room in MY house you homeless crybaby bum, and now my desperate gooner fandom who have nothing interesting left to talk about my lazy passionless show will pretend i’m actually a hot mature groomer lady like fanart bubblegum because i’m a freudian replacement for her, and i’m such a boring hollow quirky noncharacter self-insert for my writers that these fans have nothing interesting about me as I actually am to digitally masturbate eachother over.”
>>152060332I have never posted a single pic of FP in my life before
>>152060354(You) love bringing her up though out of nowhere.
>>152060397Why do you think that is?
>152060353Holy mindbroken.
They picked lemongrab over HW for the fortnite collab. It's over.
>>152060505Based, I wouldn't want to play as cucktress wizard
>>152060505fortnite are transphobic
>>152060505Who the heck plays Fortnite?
>>152060410You haven’t moved on from the fateful day of August 5, 2013.
>>152060544There are more fortnite players than AT fans out there buddy
>>152058919>Spammer at it again.They could at least spam more Betty Grof stuff.
>>152060252
>>152060505Am I supposed to care about Fortnite? All that shit does is IP grab. It’s the definition of soulless.
HW still grooms Finn as an adult
>>152060798Why is she a filthy meatbag?
>>152060823Too much human seed is affecting her DNAShe WILL bear him an heir eventually
>>152060833>Eventually>Huntress finds out she's barren (BTFO)Please god it would be so funny
>>152060798She sniffs his hair too much. It’s an addiction.
>>152060913
>>152060957Not enough art of HW in-character like this unfortunatelyShe's like if "what the hell is your problem" was a person
>>152060970
>>152060982STOP SMELLING PEOPLE
>>152060970There's plenty of that. People just like that she let's her gaurd down around Finn and becomes more expressive
>>152058056hate her
>>152061002NO
>>152060085seriously who is that even supposed to be?
>>152061054OK, did not expect that lol
>>152060970Yes we know anon, like every other character in this whole show she’s a lolsorandumb quirk chungus who does quirky random things. How special.
>>152060534Stop projecting
>>152061085Nice bitch tears, faggot
>>152060519You lost, faggot
>>152061018My two favorite retards
>>152061117Where?
>>152061084There is another.
>>152061085Nobody talks like this or says this o algo
>>152061151KEK
>>152061018>Has issues expression herself>No issues touching though
>>152061188She needs to touch Finn or she gets withdrawals.
>>152061085And inbetween trying to act like they’re badass and untouchable Navy Seals, despite being twiggy bitchy women on their periods with the voices and mannerisms and ubiquitous writing style of a dyed-hair liberal cunt fresh out of their gender studies majorNow that’s how you describe every Adventure Time female ever.
>>152061213No she doesn’t. She refused to permit that sissy cuck from even hanging around her too long for 12 fucking years.
>>152061221HW is based, keep seething, you megafaggot
>>152061235>”WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!”This is everything you wrote and will ever write, cockroach
>>152061221none of the words in any of your posts are in the bible? this isn't very tradcath 'zelligpilled of you anonion i literally can't even rn
>>152061213The art coming out of this season has been pretty great. The fact it's 90% HW and Finntress stuff is also nice
>>152060214Investing
>>152061221>brainlet 60ib dyke thinks she looks badass and intimidating, while having no trigger discipline and muzzle sweeping twice at the same time and having the most limpwristed grip i have ever seenThis kinda shit makes my blood boil. Some man should smack her hands once and, assuming she doesn’t accidentally blow her own head off, punch her in the face to remind her she’s a stupid bitch. I doubt anyone writing for this feminist therapist show has ever held a weapon.
>>152061092Stop deflecting
>>152061103Nice whore tears, sperg>>152061113The game, sperg
>>152061521>I doubt anyone writing for this feminist therapist show has ever held a weapon.Hey fag, she’s made of gum and few people that work on show care about weapons accuracy.
>>152061554Then they should stick to what this show does know:Crying about your feelings and acting like a sissy.Adventure troon characters thinking they look badass is pathetic and this is exactly why
>>152061624>the projecting tranny is still at itKys, you lost.
>>152061697>the deflecting granny againYou first tourist, the game
>Faggot playing sockpuppets to inflate thread activity/co/ has hit a new lowBring back the IP counter
>>152061771If they do that then this thread will have like 5 unique IPs
>>152061771>IP counterNo bring flags and ID numbers.
>>152058300>Underboob shading on Betty is hotNgl they'd make great parents for Marcy.
>>152058056I think shes WAYY too OP as a character. When she first just got to Ooo (a world she initially knew nothing about) she yanked a magic carpet, & defeated Bella Noche in under 15 Seconds.She stole magic mans powers and almost broke ice king by altering his crown. her magic powers were also used to start the elemental purification in Ooo.She tricked finn into gathering the jewels and used the enchiridion so she could alter history and possibly stop the mushroom war.She Summoned GLOB, then became GLOB.All for the sake of saving simon.Like holy shit, it's concerning how she was able to do all of that. She adapted to Ooo WAYY too quickly and ended up becoming the most powerful entity in the show. Absolutely mad.also based.
>>152061860>howBad writing
>>152061860I like how her time travel didn't enrage some cosmic big shot.
>>152061860now GOLB returned to its original form, hence all remains of betty are erased forever (or turned into a red mist)
>>152061927What? Did you think that the fanfiction that you read was canon?
>>152061860That’s called being a badly written Mary Sue
>>152061976what fancfiction, all is real.
>>152062029What? Betty remained in her GOLB form, as we see in Fionna and Cake. Could you actually explain your point?
>>152062045>Betty remained in her GOLB formGOLB reverted into normal form in the episode "cheers"
>>152061860They really should've balanced out her character. She borderlines to being a mary sue.Even with her solid character motive of saving simon from being the ice king no fucking way anyone is able to just do all of that without any sort of meaningful development.Even if that makes her less likable, Simon is my favorite character and I want to see him happy.
>>152062124>Mary Sue I'd be more inclined to say she's more a victim of fridging, but yeah
>>152062217>I'd be more inclined to say she's more a victim of fridgingVictim my ass, she literally became a god just because.
>>152062217fridging is killing someone pointlessly just to make the (usually male) hero look tragic and cool.Betty literally took over the finale and saved everyone including simon and completely sidelined finn from main character status, and that’s after a whole arc of her being a quirky antagonist but all the heroes and villains still liking her and trusting her and ccoperating with her anyway. It’s like the og Star Trek esque Mary Sue who barges their way in, makes the plot bend to her own sideplot and makes every member of the cast bow their head in respect to her
>>152062124>Simon is my favorite character and I want to see him happy.Me too, anon
>>152063689If only she weren't so obsessed with bringing Simon back, these two could have fallen in love.
>>152058483Finn was trans this whole time?
>>152064213Stfu, you mongoloid
>>152064572I will make mash-ups of various scenes and cutaway gags from Family Guy and Adventure Time, they work surprisingly well now that I think about it
>>152064582Fuck off
>>152064639Every adventure time “comedy”:https://youtube.com/watch?v=korSAkm5U3Y
>>152064902You have to
>>152064927Seethe, projecting tranny, you lost
>>152059696Ice King literally threatens to kill wild berry princess in like one of the first episodes if she doesn't do what he wants and he was chasing Betty through the street.
>>152065033>Ice King literally threatens to kill wild berry princess in like one of the first episodesThat’s good and based
>>152064957Go to bed, deflecting granny, the game
>>152060823Her diet
>>152064582Gtfo, asmongold.
>>152065033He said it himself in Holly Jolly Secrets all he did was yell at her and then when he took it off she was glaring daggers at him and he cried from fear and she left him.That’s literally the originpoint of the overblown backstory and he says it himself that’s why she left him.
>>152065216Keep seething, faggot, nobody cares about your weaknesses
>>152065238Go to bed, worthless sperg, cared enough to reply.
>>152058056She was kind of cute though.
>>152065249I’m already there, faggot
>>152062511fridging is sacrificing a woman to make a man’s character development cooler>>152065216she knew he wouldn’t be able to stop himself, she was mad he got addicted to power
>>152065479No she didn’t. It was literally the FIRST time he ever put it on, as a JOKE, and he took it off himself and she was mad at him and he was sad. Said himself that was the last time he ever saw her, because she was mad he yelled at her while hallucinating from the crown.
>>152065498>because she was mad he yelled at her while hallucinating from the crown.That’s a good reason for leaving someone, you sensitive faggot
>>152058056>>152058081I am going to miss her, bros.
>>152065551I'll only let it slide if one of two things is confirmed by word of God>Betty GOLB is otherwise fine and Simon can see her once in a blue moon but they can't be together on account of Betty being responsible for all of existence nowOr>Betty is deader than dead and GOLB's nature doesn't just erase her identity but her entire place in the canon to the point that nobody even remembers she existed save for an odd feeling of Deja Vu
>>152065451no, you're not in the B.O.I headquarter's dungeon, sperg.
I love these two crazy old hags!
>>152065769she's not crazy she's just a #quirky strong woman, chud
>>152065769Betty made me love 30/40 year old women more
>>152065776>mindbroken this bad Keep seething, faggot
>>152065886Go to bed, sperg.
>>152058183Now this is the type of yuri I want to see more of.
>>152065498>the FIRST time he ever put it onMagic is no joke
Bumpmon
>>152065769I kind of wanted magic betty and ice king to get together in the end. Just two crazy remnants of a world long gone.
>>152058056Where was she when something catastrophic happened in the world?
>>152066020I see a lot of fan art of gender-bent Simon, and many of them make him look like a cross-dresser.
still hoping this is an Adventure Time thread.
This is a Huntress Wizard thread
>>152068715>All humans are extinct in the futureAll thanks to Finn fucking HW instead of another human btw
>>152068792Magic man mogs this thing
>>152068746Maybe they shouldn't make trees so sexy next time
>>152068804I wish she did as many magic tricks as he does.
>>152068867>Gets a plant gf>...but also an axe armWhat did Finn mean by this...?
>>152058056Did we forget about the whole multiverse thing?
Can we get more simon in this thread pls?!?
>>152068715
>>152069146He's a pretty cool guy. Sure thing.
