Also, Hercules thread
>>152060318Which one is the muse of art? I desperately need to feel the inspiration flowing again...
>>152060318Middle
>>152060318Melpomene, easily.>>152060342Depends on the kind of art you're making. Going from left to right its:>Comedy>Tragedy>Epic/Raw poetry>History>Dance
For me it’s Herculad
>>152060318>And then along came ZEUS!
Villain with understandable motives and funny lines who was still actually evil. Can Disney achieve this again?
>>152060318Melpomene. I like long hair and nice legs. >>152060457None are of visual arts sadly.
>>152060852
>>152060318Calliope kind of mogs the rest IMO but Melpomene is also a solid choice.
https://youtu.be/08_T0k7sPZw?list=RD08_T0k7sPZw
Terpsichore a cute
>>152060318Melpomene got that good hair.
>>152060790That’s more accurate to the myth
Why gospel?
>>152061616What better genre sings the praises of God?
>>152061893But why does it look like vegas
>>152061063>>152061091I distinctly remember thinking she was really pretty as a kid.
>>152060318>>152061063>>152061091>>152061616Duuuuhhhh so where wuz da woke outrage when dis happin???
>>152062692Those people aren't intelligent enough to post online in 1997
>>152060318Melpomene, Terpsichore, Calliope or Clio, in that order.
>>152062692>onionsjakkerKys
>>152062692im sure there was outrage but before people used to stick to their own bubbles or send schizo letters to studios. now we all have to deal with them on social media
>>1520603183, 2, 1, 5, 4.
>>152062692There was outrage but it was because the movie was too Christian, it was a different time
>>152060318WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS!?
>>152061616Because they wanted to copy Little Shop of Horrors having a greek chorus and Sister Act came out recently
>>152062962One day dougposting will be brought kicking and screaming into existence. Memes can't be forced, however, so all I can do is wait.
>>152062692Because they were too busy outraging over Disney whitewashing the content like they did with Hunchback.
>>152062962>>152063164I think Doug was asked on stream if he’d do a full NC review of Hercules, and he said if he ever did he’d want to get Chris involved somehow
>>152063468True. Turning the Muses into gospel singers was the least fucked-up thing Disney did to Greek mythology in this movie.
Remember how in the Disney official gacha game they made anime Hades a basement dwelling 4channer
>>152064071The disney version is already totally fundamentally different from the source material anyway.
>>152064071He already live in the basement
>>152063493Not happening after the incident
>>152060318Thalia every day of the week.
>>152061091Honey you mean HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>152064083True. Then maybe portraying Hades as socially stunted and avoidant is more accurate to the Greek mythos, where he more or less stayed out of the way of the other Olympians
>>152060318The fat one please
>>152064216We could use a fun in-between/smear thread.
>>152060318They have NAMES?? I must've watched Hercules a dozen times and I never knew that...
>>152064494Surprised this wasn’t said sooner
>>152060318If I remember right the muses are also zeus' daughters
>>152066667I would've but I like the 2nd and 3rd one a little bit more.
>>152060318Any of them. All of them.
>Honey you mean HUNKulese!
>>152066861right answer
>>152060318HONEY YOU MEAN FUK-U-LES