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If Kratos is so great, how come he doesn't have a header?
>>152061192Link has 4 FUCKING BANNERS, believe it or not.
>>152061159>death battle fans didn’t even know who Sauron is>they probably still don’t
>>152061203Is he from... Elden Ring?
>Writes a retarded fan fiction where Kratos randomly ascends beyond infinite realities to a higher plane, somehow just to fight Morphues for some reason...>Shows it to Bruno, hoping it will be made canon> Gets ignored>Lashes out violently and spends years calling Bruno an unreliable Mexican janitor.Why are Kratofags like this?
>>152061159The autism shooters of Finland
>Bring me Kinnikuman!
Since Harry Potter characters are banned from the show, who is Gandalf supposed to fight?
He wasn't just fighting Asura...... he was TEACHING Asura.
>>152061203Sauron's that guy from the Lego Batman movie yeah?
>>152061227Why is the actual real life Mexican drawn as monochrome
>>152061175I like how Asura's clips are all gameplay while Kratos' clips are>facebook screenshot>twitter screenshot>him just punching Thor, staggering him
>>152061227>I AM SILLY This is the full extent of an Asissyjeet's critical thinking skills
>solos Asura
>>152061244To trigger Kratojeets.
SCARLET KIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOSSSSSSS
>>152061260Kratos made this face when we were at the big gay party where we were properly blacked.
>>152061241That blood is 100% Kratos’ after that ogre bit him
>Asurajeets still seething after a year
>This is the full extent of an Asissyjeet's critical thinking skills>Asurajeets still seething after a year
>>152061159>Asura lashes out violently and without restraint like a raging monster >Kratos calmly deconstructs him on a conceptual level over and over >Asurajeets lash out violently and without restraint like raging monsters>Kratoscholars calmly deconstruct their "arguments" on an intellectual level over and over Does art imitate life or does life imitate art?
Kratos warped me and now I'm on HRT like her. I'M SUCH A HAPPY WOMAN!
>>152061290Life imitates Kratos.
>>152061234Get past Charizard first kitty
>>152061227>Why are Kratofags like this?Who knows, likely because of mental illness. It tracks because there’s proof in the comment section of Krasura of one guy spamming every single post that dislikes or disagreed with Krasura like his life depended on it.
>>152061290The followers fit the HERO. There’s a reason we call them Kratos SCHOLARS.
>>152061290>yellow as hellBrush your teeth, nigga.
If Asura was so strong...then why didn't he win the Death Battle?
>>152061159
Please don't post Kratos smiling edits. I don't want to laugh out loud at work
>>152061309
>>152061307All that strength and yet no discipline, just flailing and raging around like...Like a monster.
>>152061308Ganondorf...
>>152061315Post the Baldur one, please.
>>152061301>He's silly! >He's stupid! >He's mentally ill! But you can never say he's wrong. Curious.
>>152061322
Who tf is Krato, nigga?
>>152061327KEKAROOO!
>>152061299Hey, two of the top 8 of the world had Charizard as their ace
Repeat after me. Thank you KINGtos!
>But you can never say he's wrong. Curious.
>>152061332Stop pretending Kratofag
Me like.
>>152061344I thank NO ONE but KINGto I'm afraid.
BEEEEAAAAASSSSSTTTT!
>>152061360I just licked my screen.
>>152061325He’s wrong too.
My CVLTVRE...Homosexuality and cuckposting.
Asurajeets...
KAMEN FUARKING RIDER
They need to rematch Kratos vs Asura next season. The sooner the better.Normally I trust Death Battle's judgement on any match up but this one was too farcical. I don't know why they would use such weird scaling with Kratos and most of all I don't know why they equated raising your hand to Asura's genuine MFTL speed feats.Kratos sacrificed innocent people a lot and that was a big point of the games so it's just nonsensical that they say that Kratos would TEACH Asura how to stop being a monster. Not to mention the animation was wonky and didn't give Asura the chance he needed to shine. Base Asura hitting Kratos was a good start but he didn't even get to do anything in his destructor form; this is the same Asura that was manhandling CHAKRAVARTIN. A MULTIVERSAL Chakravartin. In a weaker form. Scaling off that alone should put him above anything Kratos could do.Next season they need to redo this. I know it's too soon but this is just too egregious to not correct immediately, and I think the major delays for this episode is proof of them knowing that this was a bad result. They probably had to record new lines to try and justify Kratos' win.
>>152061389>KINGtos when there's a straight white couple in his queer BIPOC theyborhood
>>152061376>extraversalIs this above outerversal?
You are....a hedgehog no more.
>>152061402I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
>>152061420The fact that Redditor has made two copypastas so far is great. I await their next work eagerly
>>152061376what the fuck is "extraversal" niggas are just making shit up as they go along I swear
>>152061402This doesn't work because the Kratos fag who made the TEACHING pasta also made this one
Well?
>>152061437>he can't comprehend KINGtos's power
>>152061299Venusaur is canonically the strongest starter btw. Death Battle got it wrong again.
*Kills your hero by opening a black hole inside their brain*
>tfw there’s a crazy lady chasing me and I can’t use my FTL speed to run away so I need my wolves to do all the work
>>152061451Kratos would use that pink tennis ball like a living onahole
>>152061451Sonic can't even beat CHADrio. He's not even scratching KINGtos with his puny power.
>>152061461Jokes on you, my hero doesn’t NEED a brain!
>>152061457Looks like a tie to me, they aren't fighting anymore because they taught each other
Uh, OminChads?Can Sun Disk scailing still save us? I'm not liking what I'm seeing in D.C. K.O.
>>152061461*tanks it and fucks Gardevoir's boypussy*
>>152061381Indiabro…
>Oh cool, Death battle threa->Aww, it's just reruns...
>>152061465Notice how the "crazy" lady is riding the sleight with Kratos in the video you posted? Kratos let her reach him because he knew she was not beyond saving. He let himself be caught because he was teaching her, and it worked.
>>152061495>Homer victim
>>152061495That’s almost every death battle thread, Peter
>>152061451Orthur whoops Kratos into shape, he's the original better man
>>152061227>Creating new art that builds upon the shoulders of giants >Reach out to the academics in high places >Said academics are corrupt>Work to discredit corrupt academics Yes, that's correct. You argue that this is an aggravating circumstance; that's fine by me. They are indeed Better men. They've been consistently proving that Better Man superiority in this Death Battle general too, as distinguished activists and scholars. They've debunked your feats. They're flying all the way into the clouds. Your feats can't even measure up to their statements and lore scaling
>>152061495>This sucks worse than when I was chain scaling to Outerversal
>>152061485SuperBITCH is fodder to a Viltrumite, so no, we are fine.
>>152061504Aren't they canonically equal?
>>152061531It was a pity draw.
>Pokefags forcing their series again
If Deku saw this shit, he'd probably retire from being a hero on the spot
>>152061541Their both owned by Fox though
>>152061546Pokemon is the most popular franchise of all time. You will sit down and listen to your BETTERS.
>>152061485>>152061523Since Kirkman confirmed that any Viltrum could kill Superman with one punch. Homelander gaping Superfraud actually changes nothing.
>>152061555>*Disney’s bitchftfy
>>152061520Proud that fellow brown transwomxn with their brown fingers typed this. We've come a long way, xister.
>>152061560Cool. but are the games good?
True Form Arceus solos Kratos and his whole verse
>>152061546I'm honestly surprised they still show their faces around here, they pretty much lost after putting all their faith into a single overhyped character... On two separate occasions.
>>152061479>Tie>Venusaur doesnt even move from it's rock and is seen manhandling Charizard>Final card shows a crater where Venusaur slammed Charizard>Charizard in the end has to curl up and sleep on the ground like a good mutt while Venusaur gets the prime spotVenusaur taught Charizard to be a better mon.
>>152061560My boywife is so cute...
>>152061575
>>152061575Conquest and Explorers of Sky was good
>>152061523Across the board. Even yellow suit Mark can kill Jobberman
>>152061451Dante actually has a legit universe level feat and Kratos doesn't. He unironically stomps Kratos
>Ultraman and evangelion still haven’t been in DBHow? Especially the latter given how it’s one of the most influential Japanese things ever
>>152061575Best games ever my guy.
>>152061203>death battle fans didn’t even know who Sauron isjust db fans? no one knows who sauron isonly nerds do
>>152061575Yes, unironically
>>152061589
>>152061591>flopuential in Flopan*yawn*
>spictranny is awake
>>152061578First of all, why wasn't Red at the World Coronation Series? Second of all, why didn't Lance impregnate Iris with his dragon seed? Third of all, why didn't Ash battle Lance, the champion of his home region???
>>152061591Cause no one here is Japanese.If this was a Japanese series they woulda probably done like 10 Ultras and 10 Riders by now.
>>152061560>>152061461SHUT UP, BITCH!
>godzilla canonically solos DC >so does omni manFinally, an even fight!
>spicpedo is awake too
>>152061523>>152061589>>152061602Kill yourself, listtroon.
>>152061309Let him into your soul.
>>152061608Origins isn't canon to the Ashnime, I don't think Red even exists in that canon.To answer both of your other questions, Lance is a bitch.
Mickey bros...Luke bros...
>>152061608>why didn't Lance impregnate Iris with his dragon seed?Because Lance is for knocking up his cousin Clair
>>152061608>why didn't Lance impregnate Iris with his dragon seed?Because Iris RAPES and GAPES Lance and his entire team.
>>152061613Thank you Sleeper-san, that brat was getting annoying.
>>152061629>muh salesIt’s even worse when you realize they still cannot make good games with all that money
>>152061552He refuses to fight anyone with a stronger quirk than him (even quitting for 8 years because he has no quirk) and only does anything when he has a stronger quirk than everybody else and punches down.So he canonically would quit in fear, yes.So that’s canon, yes.
>>152061632>lowest ranking of the M8>below a non championLol
>>152061629>jet aircraft livery???
>>152061613Gardevoir TANKED that.
>CRAPchic type frauds getting uppity Do that little move that I like before I solo your entire species
>>152061626Lance is cooler than Steven. He is the Dragon Master and he city busted once
>>152061203the death battle discord is THE most annoying fucking place in the world. they're such terminal redditors i'm surprised they can even speak over all the fucking onions in their mouth.
>>152061632KINGance is literally one of ARCEUS’S chosen, he clears SHITris
>>152061408>>extraversal>Is this above outerversal?Yes.1-A = outerversal1-S = extraversal
Reminder that SHITance can get solo'd by a level 5 Gastly once his Gyarados (not even a dragon) gets taken out
>Dragonite, use Hyper Beam on that regular human as torture This nigga was based AF
>>152061653>Canonically a better Dragon tamer than Lance >Objectively stronger team in the games in an objectively better region And if you want to go with the anime Lance lost to fucking DIANTHA of all people at least Iris jobbed to Cynthia, the strongest champion in the whole franchise.
>>152061552Greeza threw Ultraman X into the sun (he got better), why would the MHA verse even be on their radar?
>>152061376The more evidence comes to light the more the haters realized they were wrong.
>>152061709Lance also forced Leon to use Gigantizard. I'm JUST SAYING.
Bonjour
>>152061611the fact that they haven't done kamen rider yet at all is shocking. there's even a tv tropes for the amount of references there are. every japanese author dickrides the hell out of it.https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/ReferencedBy/KamenRider
>>152061376>that's from the same wiki that says Mario is boundlessYep, CSAP is KING.
>>152061736Who impregnated her bros?
>>152061744>same wiki founded by a guy who murdered his mother and is currently in jail
>>152061376CHADNON
>>152061736Should Alain have battled her to determine the undisputed champion of Kalos? Idk how Pokemon championships work
>>152061738Because there's no one central Kamen Rider character that Westerners would know about except maybe, MAYBE Ichigo and even that's a rough sell. People know Kamen Rider are the funny insect superhero guys. They don't actually know anyone specific from the franchise.
>>152061376Hulk victim.
>>152061759He was TEACHING her. Like how KINGtos taught MONSTERsura.
>>152061203>guy who is only seen once in the LotR trilogy vs one of the most iconic gaming villains ever
The post from yesterday about how the guy who co-founded CSAP and first said Mario was outerversal killed his mom missed the best parthttps://pvtimes.com/news/murder-defendant-dakota-saldivar-receives-18-years-to-life-91303/>Nye County Fifth District Court Judge Kimberly Wanker has sentenced Dakota Saldivar to life in prison with parole eligibility after 10 years for second-degree murder>Judge Kimberly WankerThe founder of CSAP was unironically sentenced to jail by fucking Judge Wanker
>>152061736>canonically had sex>none of the other champions haveYup, I’m thinking she won
>>152061784His mother didn't believe in Mariotos and thus needed to be TAUGHT...
>>152061788Doesn't Cynthia have a kid too?
>>152061784So you’re saying that Judge is a Sonicfag?
>>152061780watch out. anon will say movies are more a bigger industry than vidya
>>152061779>>152061784You think the founder was a KINGtos scholar too?
You are a mother no longer...
>>152061775…in the cuck competition
>>152061762He didn't beat herPokemon championships are basically you beat all 8 gyms, then go face the E4 (the anime makes it harder since there's a qualifying tournament)Alain beat Ash so he won the right to challenge the E4, but he ended up starting over anyway since he got his mega ring from Lysandre
>Mario and Kratos made someone kill their own motherBOUNDLESS.
holy shit I just checkedhttps://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Kratos_(Canon,_Composite)/Metal875Dude was a fucking KINGtos scholar LMAO
>>152061775Kratos would never onepunch that sissy hulk like SuperCHUD did, because Kratos would respect Hulk as the valid brave TransSISTER he is.
>>152061784Dakota wasn't just killing his mother, he was TEACHING his mother.
>>152061745Kratos.
>>152061840He was too powerful that he won his irl death battle
>>152061798The kids she kidnaps for her poke Epstein island don’t count
>>152061834Why tf was he there then? He didn't even let Ash have a runback
What happened to me was unforgivable but I choose to be a SURVIVOR and not a VICTIM.
>Itachi>Mario>KratosKNEEL TO THESE HEROES, WHO HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON...
>>152061858giwtwm
https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Bowser_Jr_(Canon)/Metal875>multiversal Bowser Jr
>>152061784the wanker out-wanked the wankest
>>152061762No need, Diantha is a gym leader level shitter she would likely lose to anyone with a full team.Lance losing against her was the biggest Humiliation ritual in all of Pokemon (or at least anime pokemon)
>>152061867NO PUBES
>>152061784I actually thought Judge Wanker's ruling was good. I know a lot of people called it a mistrial, but I thought it was great.
Wallace is the strongest Champion btw
>Multiversal Bowser Jr>Extraversal Kratos>Boundless Mario
>>152061886She was TEACHING Metal875!
Who wins Asura (french translation) or Kratos (morpheus fanfic)?
>>152061451You DARE stand next to my mentor and master Kirby you Blue Weak Nigger RAT??I’LL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIIIIIMB!!
Steven is the strongest champion AND he finances the Leagues of all your favorite champions.He also fucks all the female champions btw
*clears throat cuckishly*>c-can I p-please join the "resulted in a real life person dying" club? t-the intent was there
>>152061907If he's so strong how come he LOST?
>>152061907Steven also fucks me btw and I'm his girlfriend btw
>>152061840i FUARKing warned you all that Kratos scholars are BOUNDLESS BEASTS irl
>>152061914Actually the victim of that stabbing survived
>>152061840Isn't that the guy who fucking murdered his abusive mom?
>>152061925That's the joke, the intent was there... but she lived so he's just a cuck who can't kill people.
Dakota was in the right btw. His mother was MONSTER that needed to be TAUGHT. He was just following KINGtos and GODrio's teachings.
>>152061888Champs aren't even top tier anymore, so I don't know why people still hype them up. Zinnia, Mustard and Nemona would each nodiff them all.
>>152061925yeah but the stabbed escaped prison to stab once again for Slenderman
>>152061840>Kratos kills his game creator in game 1>now years later Kratos mindcontrolled another fan to righteously slay a nonbelieverIt keeps happening. How many more need to die before you accept Kratos transcends fiction?
>>152061925They tanked that, still R>F tho
Lance literally warps reality.
>>152061939>featless and gets washed in two seconds by fug>former champ>champAnon, I...
>>152061900Beyond omnipotence Asura one-shots both
my villain Evil Otto doesn't need vessels to kill people in the real world since he did it himself
>>152061955Post Lance's Dragonite being able to attack a Poison type.
I actually thought Judge Wanker's ruling was good. I know a lot of people called it a mistrial, but I thought it was great.Even if you disagree about Metal875's sentencing, given the legality gap between the two it makes sense for Wanker to give 10 years. It also put Wanker in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Metal, and let Wanker show how far she had come by defeating someone who hadn't been down the same path as her. She wasn't just sentencing Metal, she was TEACHING Metal. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Wanker would take the lessons she learned and jail someone who was not like her.If this weren't the court of law I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Wanker reunite with her parents, but it feels weird to have her just stand there and take that stabbing.I haven't read Metal's profiles though (but after watching this fight I think I might read a VSBW blog!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big law fan I thought they did Wanker justice and from what I saw they treated Metal with the utmost respect. What murderer has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
Choose your fighter
How does that ghost from Danny Phantom scale?
>>152061959Zeus was called omnipotent and Kratos GAPED him while holding back.
>>152061921May...
>>152061674Reminder that he had his Dynamax Dragonite use Hail on Mega Gardevoir
>>152061968I can't because I always go in blind with the Pokemon and moves I like the most
Dakota to his mother after killing her: >"You are....a monster no longer."
>>152061971fucking KEK>It was nice to see Wanker reunite with her parents, but it feels weird to have her just stand there and take that stabbing.BWAHAHAHAHA
>>152061958To be fair they give out champ status like it's not even a unique thing in Paldea, so that alone doesn't inform you that Nemona is above post game level.
>>152061974didn't the dude kill the wrong target? she's in the shitter tier, Martha from Martha Speaks scales higher then her
>>152061784>You are a wanker no longer>I never was...
>>152061495>>152061504>Homer Simpson (Simpsons) vs. Peter Griffin (Family Guy)for me it's>Stan Smith (American Dad) vs. Philip J. Fry (Futurama)>Bob Belcher (Bob's Burgers) vs. Hank Hill (King of the Hill)
ENOUGH
If your franchise doesn't have at least one kill in real life, then they're fodder.
>/dbg/ threadENOUGH.The Annihilator of Airheads. The Breaker of Barnacleheads. The Cremator of Cringe. The Doom of Dumbasses. The Ender of Errors. The Fearst of Fools. The God of Goobers. The Hero of Hell. The Impactor of Idiots. The Jesus of Joy. The Khan of Krabby. The Leader of Lobotomy. The Mogul of Man-O-War. The Neglect of Nobles. The Outist of Omega. The Pantheon of Pestilence. The Quadrangular of Quarantine. The Reaper of Runts. The Sponge of Sea. The Transcender of Tools. The Ultra of Unity. The Valkyrie of Vastness. The Winner of Wimps. The Xenogenesis of Xerosis. The Yield of Youngbloods. The Zeal of Ziggurats.THE APEX PREDATORTHE ANNIHLATOR OF ANNIHLATORSTHE KRUSTY OF KRABSTHE LEADER OF LEADERSTHE JOY OF JUSTOBLITERTING REDDITHOG AND OTHER UNWORTHY OPPONENTSSPONGECHAD THE BOBSpongeMAXIMUS the PAINFULSpongeFATAL the HIERARCHYSpongePALADIN the UNBREAKABLESpongeMAGNATE the ABSORBANTSpongeJELLY the FISHSpongeNIMWIT the GODSpongeSOILDER the OMNIPOTENTSpongeKAMIKAZE the MESSENGERSpongeWIZARD the RUINERSpongeFIGHTER the DYNAMICALSpongeSHINY the BULLETPROOFSpongeSATAN the UNBEATABLESpongeFREAK the INEXPUNGABLESpongeCOLONIST the VANQUISHERSpongeTRANQUIL the EMPERORSpongeBANZAI the SUPERHUMANSpongePARAMOUNT the NOMADSpongeACHILLES the UNIVERSESpongePARADOX the CORRUPTERSpongeMONSTER the LOVECRAFTSpongeREX the MARAUDERSpongeCHAMP the SOULFULSpongeTSUNAMI the PIERCERSpongeCHAOS the DARKNESSSpongeLEGEND the MYTHOSSpongeDAEDALUS the FEARFULCHADSPONGE THE BOBBOBCHAD THE SPONGESPONGECHAD THE CHADDEITYCHAD THE SPONGEJESUSTHE CHADIEST OF CHADLORDSSPONGECHADIEST CHADSPONGECHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHAD CHADENTER SPONGECHAD
>>152062008Multiple DC writers have come forward to claim John Constantine ascended to the real world and has been stalking them and attacking them at various points, though they’ve gotten away so far
>>152062000Rainbow Rocket victims.
>>152062017Post a Spongebob fan killing a person irl.
Remember he did it first.
>>152061971Q-QRD?
>>152062008if you tie to a toy of a character does that count?
>>152062024I don't have that in my file, but I do have something even better
>>152062000>Iris and Ash below someone who isn't even a ChampionBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>152061996talk about an animation domination
>>152061944>the creator merely pretended to die to make SHITos feel better, as he is still alive>the vassal of kratos was literally RAPED and GAPED in the court by a literal wankerKWABtos...
I swear I remember a Death Battle causing someone to kill themselves
>>152061784Asura could never be this boundless btw.
>>152062055A guy threatened to kill himself over Billcord to try and get the verdict changed
>>152062050>vessel of Kratos>not the guy that put him at extraversal
>>152062000Iris would effortlessly beat Lance, Steven, and Diantha, no idea how strong Alain is but I know he has a KWABLIZARD so I think she can Fodderize him as well
>>152062055Maybe one of these days that pokefag sean Will hang himself
>>152062089>trying to sneak in GODvenStick to your lane little girl
>>152062098who?
>>152061958Most champs are featless and fold to legendarys.
>>152062089I like what I'm seeing here, but Lance has a Dragonite and a beautiful shiny Gyarados. And didn't Iris lose to Lance's cousin?
>>152061591Trying to find a MU for Ultraman would be extremely difficult because he casually wrestles and kills kaiju every week like it's a job. Also he's a god damn GIANT.
>>152062117…except Leon
>Pokefags spam the whole thread with their shitty series >Not even with Powerscaling Debates just straight up talking about shitkemon Remember this thread for later, I know you NIGGERS will complain about Yugi being forced the next time someone Posts a single feat (that wipes your verse btw)
>>152062134True. I did say most.
>Dakota gaining the power of KINGtos to TEACH his mother
>>152062107A pokefan that its still butthurt for the pokemon vs Digimon episode he still comments on that episode
>>152062122Can't they fight Mecha?
>>152062145>is-there-a-reason-why-zeus-could-survive-getting-stabbed-v0-6b2u2r7deyab1.jpgso what is the reason?
>>152062117At bare minimum most champs would have had to actually clear the leagueThe strongest thing Zinnia does is...beat up one of the evil team admins? I guess...
>>152061591EVA has like one match up and that's Shinji vs one of the Mazinger guys.
Leon is Pokemon's own KINGtos.CHAMPEEEEEOOOOOON!CHAMPIONZAAAAAAARD!
>>152062151so a literally who
>>152062161She literally canonically nodiffs (You) and knocks you out In episode Delta, after you trounce Steven.I thought Pokefags considered circumventing the fight by throwing hands to be a win condition.
>>152062161she TANKED getting impaled in the manga
Every Pokemon champion is fodder to HIM btw.
>>152062089>4 pokemon with a ice weakness >3 pokemon weak to fairyThis team was designed for jobber champ
>>152062164He lost to Ash(ura)
>>152061738>Asura's Wrath: Along with wearing a mask (though not beetle like), Yasha uses the mother of all Rider Kicks to deflect a giant Death Star-like laser cannon forming from the Karma Fortress's head (which is bigger than the moon!)HOLY FUCK...!
>>152062163Stop forcing your garbage Listroon. No one but you has ever fucking thought of that absolute bullshit and no one but a fucking tourist nigger tranny spic like you would ever think about it. Shinji has a billion matchups that are light years better and so does Koji. End yourself. Campaign for a party that does not support the cartels next elections so we can see your bloated disgusting decapitated head on a pike plastered across all social media and news outlets. The most beautiful sight of all. No one here likes you or even tolerates you. Reddit hates you too. You have no place to go but hell. So get moving, wetback. Ándale.
>>152062195BEAST!!!!!
>>152062196Most of them are just late game jobbers, gameplay wise.
>>152062210Superman would NEVER say this
>>152062196That's basically every champion tbf. Their teams are almost always carried by a psuedo lmao. The only exception is Kieran who uses an almost functional vgc team but he isn't a real champion.
>>152061825That's a lie, Kratos is undefeated in the cuck arena!
Are there any popular matchups for Pokemon Trainers besides Lusamine vs Ragyo?
>>152062153They can, yeah. Shinji or Asuka could try and beat his ass but it's not guaranteed to work. And lord knows Eren would get shit on because again, Ultraman is very casual about kicking the shit out of kaijus far bigger than any titan in AOT.
>>152062223I assume if they ever do Charizard vs Rathalos that it'll end up being Leo/Lute from MH Stories with Ratha vs Red and CharizardBlue vs Bakugo had some tractionI know people also liked Giovanni vs All for One
>>152062195>>152062215Holy shit
>>152062183But she can’t tank cock tho
>>152062240She tanked Rayquaza's and he's one of the strongest pokemon by direct feats
>>152062223doesn't Ragyo stomp since the final boss of IF transcends the Triggerverse which includes TTGL?
>>152062050You have zero evidence he is still alive and not merely a bot posting in his social media like all celebrities>>152062156He inherited boundless regeneration from Kratos.Yes, Kratos’ power is so great that Zeus inherited genes from him.
>>152062254They excluded IF from Shadow vs Ryuko since it was a dream I think
>>152062249Weaksauce compared to cock
>>152062226Why would they do anyone BUT Godzilla if Ultraman gets a match
>>152062219That's right, he would go harsher on him. By the way, the real reason Listroon hates DC Comics is because they used his likeness for a character and thus every time he sees Bueno xir body dysmorphia flares up like his ankle monitor every time he gets near a school zone.>>152062226Ultraman would probably tear up an AT Field like it's paper and proceed to shitstomp the Eva but I think it would be a cool fight aesthetics-wise. If Shinji needs a fairer matchup he can fight Kiryu or another of the various Evaclones that came after him like RahXephon or whatever.
Reminder that the strongest Pokemon of all time according to actual competitive usage is Incineroar.
>>152062266Rayquaza's cock > composite fiction Boom done.
I like to look a man in the eyes when I teach him.
>>152062210I just heard Superman say this out loud.
>>152062293>Implying Rayquaza isn't the cock himself
>>152062290Because every legendary is usually banned until they aren't?
>>15206210680% of Steven's team jobs to water, Iris not only has a Lapras with hydro pump but her Hydreigon knows Surf.>>152062196>4 weakness to the weakest type in the whole game Lmao, also almost her entire team has coverage against ice (Fire in Duddrigon and Hydreigon, Ground on Haxorus and Aggron, and rock on Archeops) In the world tournament she also has a Salamance with fire type moves btwThe Fairy weakness is a given (that wasn't a thing in gen 5) but at least she has one Pokemon that resist Fairy moves
>>152062272He already had em'
Guys I can't stop going into manic frenzies and saying KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS
>>152062305Incineroar is still the best even in regulations where legends are restricted instead of banned.
>>152062325Kratos means "great force", Arktos (bear) means "great defense".
>>152062000I have Leon wank fatigue
>>152062272As silly as it sounds, it does make sense and have potential. Ultraman is the only other guy aside from Gamera that could match Godzilla on an equal footing, while Hulk won thanks to Bruce's 2 + 2 = 5 hax.
>>152062319Tsuburaya must've fucking hated Godzilla
>>152061844this. Hulk is the most trans coded character in Marvel's roster and even ERB knows it
>>152062215The team your cousin who hacked his R4 had
>>152062368He literally worked on several Godzilla movies personally.He probably got that shit as a favor.
>>152062349Fuark!
>>152062254You sound like that Ruby fan
>Next time on Rape Battle..
>>152062238Random spinoff superboss teams always tend to be really funny
>>152062370Yup yup yup it’s canonHulk and his many colors are tranny bruce’s many genders he got because his daddy dicked him
>>152062377No I know, I just doubt they were passion projects like Ultraman was for him and thus he wanted Ultraman to kick Godzilla's ass on TV
He's Jizz and I'm Coomstick
>>152062411>choice band hyper beam SlakingI fucking hope this is a gen 3 game dawg
> None notable | If the Dark One falls (dies), it will shrivel into nothingness, and its destruction will be halted. If the foe has the Pure Hearts, they can undo its destruction. The only ways to bypass and destroy it without the Pure Hearts are: Regen Negation, Immortality Negation, destroying the Chaos Heart and/or killing the Dark One, destroying nonexistence on a 13-dimensional scale (or not depending on the end being used), or Fate Manipulation, as The Void only personifies infinite nonexistence on a 12-dimensional scale (or higher depending on the end used) | Pure HeartsThis comes from a profile made by the kratos/mario fag which killed his mother, btw.
>>152062432Yeah, Colosseum came out in gen 3
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>>152062421He held Godzilla vs. Mothra in high reverence. I don't think he could have even gotten Jirah's suit if they weren't on good terms. I think it was more of a cost cutting measure than a sign of disrespect.
>>152062446What a SCHOLAR...
>>152062476The perfect wives…
>>152062446Debunk this. You can't btw.
>>152062446Lies detected: Zero.
>>152062446Reminder that the entire Paper Mario universe takes place inside a book which means regular Mario casually transcends this at an R>F level btw
>>152062446Bowser Jr and Bowser scale to this btw.
>>152062446Your point being what, anon?
>>152062653that Kratos is the King of Kings.
>>152062414Waiting for some zoomer writer who just read about "anima" in liberal arts college, writing a Hulk run where Banner literally gets a new female personality and form.
Who can defeat this BEAST?
>>152062728Samurai Jack had the same arm once, right?
>>152062596Don't they literally meet? Or is Mario and Luigi Mario considered separate now too?
>>152062770Paper Mario is just casually capable of literally transcending fiction. He's like Otoko Simon except instead of a gag feat from some shitty side manga Paper Mario literally transcends fiction as part of the Story of Mario
>>152062722I’m surprised they haven’t already. They had that nonbinary oc turn into a They-Hulk once. And that Male looking She Hulk form that stuck for years
>>152062000Typhlosion solos all the girls
>>152061705>Some regular guy gets hit with a Hyper Beam by a Champion's Dragonite>It just flings him into a wallWhy are Pokemon so weak?
>>152062953Unused documents Typhlosion lost to official canon creep Hypno.
When I learn how to draw I'll make all of my characters be featsCHADS
>>152062996Humans in Pokemon simply have nuclear bomb level durability
>>152063003How did Hypno never get targeted for being antisemitic?
>>152063041It would require admission to the similarities.
>>152063046lmao
>>152061959Post your omnipotence statements NOW!
>>152063079If she is omnipotent why isn't she sucking my cock right now?
>>152063093She is. We're all experiencing an INCOMPREHENSIBLE blowjob!
>>152063022>Nuclear bomb level durability >No one was hit by the attack
>>152063046Have it say Asura instead.
Post DB winners that are canonically JOBBERS, Pic extremely related. For some godawful reason Blake is the only RWBY-character with non-fraudulent win despite being complete shitter in her own series
>>152063173They should have her fight Deku since they both smurfed below their tiers
>>152063013>Not just commissioning peoplePoorfag detected LMAO
>>152063046KINGtos warpped you
>>152061784>You are....a mother NO LONGER...
>>152061914Hypo-outerversal at best
Mariotos!
WANKTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
Homelander vs praetorian who wins
>>152063261Boundless lava.
I knew Metal875 back in 2018 btw, he was a nice guy and he used to write in Death Battle Fanon Wiki many fights that Mario would win in a lot, many users would call this version of Mario "Metal!Mario" but then they stopped cuz the great gentrification began
>>152063281That's actually not bad. Weren't Praetorian's powers randomized? It's possible he gets some unlucky draw and Homelander lasers him. It also depends on how strong you think Gladiator is compared to Homelander
>"Basically bowser jr has enough power to transcend all of existence in known reality/ the world and play around it like nothing but a lower dimensional construct"How do you respond without sounding mad? You can never debunk this btw.
Whats crazy to me about Mario vs Sonic 2 is that DB proved beyond any possible doubt that Mario doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Sonic.He's equal in strength, if not superior, than Hyper Sonic, and so durable that Hyper Sonic literally CANNOT hurt him even without his power ups.He also has access to every single power up he's ever collected across his history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Bottomless Gloves, so he can literally just spam Starman forever and has literally infinite one-ups and power stars.He resists all of Sonic's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Sonic's attacks, he hard counters everything Sonic can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in speed, and even then Mario was shown to have equal enough reaction and combat speed that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Sonic can do and was guaranteed to catch and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Sonic gets utterly obliterated by Mario. (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, Mario would be just as fast, if not faster, than Sonic)All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from Paper Mario or his high end stuff like the Pure Hearts, the Tanooki suits, or even forms like Giga Cat Mario or "Turns people into gold coins" Mario or even Cappy, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Mario to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been his ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never his equal to begin with and proving that Sonic is a fraud as far as being Mario's rival goes into one of the most hated DBs, to the point where he deserves a runback just to get the taste of that awful deathbattle out of fans mouths and put some proper respect on his name.
>>152063046hahah KIINGGTOOOSSS
>>152063353I hate that I'm even asking this question but is "Lore Mario" supposed to be like his Smash Bros self? Cause there's no way this man gets seriously hurt just by running into a Goomba or a Koopa
>>152063046Why did you make the average asurabro call out the warcry of Kingtos?
Am I the only one here who likes One Minute MeleeI'm currently rewatching it and it's much more kino then Death Battle
>>152063566Yes. You are the only one here.
>>152063590Dead Internet: No longer a Theory
>>152063500I don't know man I-I DON'T know man
Real ones would remember this before Bowser vs Eggmanhttps://youtu.be/U4Efq9rCs_M?si=RYixTkk6piTXz2xD
>>152062728>Arm is on low batteryBejita wins
Whats crazy to me about Kratos vs Asura is that DB proved beyond any possible doubt that Kratos doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Asura.He's equal in strength, if not superior, than Asura the Destructor, and so durable that the Destructor literally CANNOT hurt him even without his weapons.He also has access to every single weapon he's ever collected across his history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Spartan Rage, so he can literally just spam the Blade of Olympus forever and has literally infinite relics and weapons.He resists all of Asura's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Asura's attacks, he hard counters everything Asura can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in onscreen feats, and even then Kratos was shown to have equal enough dev statements and lore that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Asura can do and was guaranteed to smash and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Asura gets utterly obliterated by Kratos. (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, then just because we haven't SEEN Kratos perform these feats, doesn't mean he can't)All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from Composite Kratos or his high end stuff like the Power of Hope, the Valkyrie armors, or even forms like Giant Kratos or "Turns people into red orbs" Kratos or even Morpheus Kratos, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Kratos to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been his ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never his equal to begin with and proving that Asura is a fraud as far as being Kratos' rival goes into one of the most hated DBs, to the point where he deserves a sequel to his flop movie game just to get the taste of that awful deathbattle out of fans mouths and put some proper respect on his name.
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG DanteBroshttps://youtu.be/Px7meNVRbzU?si=XFiYbqsFUiFpprg7
Not even a Touhou fan but i thought it was cool how she stabbed Dio in the throat before he could Za Wardo, it's little details like these that make these fights specialhttps://youtu.be/uYD1FUdB0bc?si=K07_Y_OpsmayXs7P
so does Ryuko win ANY of her matchups?>Already got gaped by Shadow>Gets burnt to ash by Mordred>Raiden crushes her heart like he did ArmstrongEven buying into the Rubyfag's retardation only maybe saves her from Raiden because the team would never book that>Shadow has capeshit schizo to fall back on from Super Sonic beating Darkseid's ass>Mordred has Grand Saber and cosmology nonsense to fall back on
>>152063861>Erm actually dio doesn't need to say za warudo to activate it- Swan
>>152063889She wins her futa cock in my ass.
>>152063923Swan Gassy
Goku is an American hero.
>little ACK! sound SA-AX makes at the endGeghttps://youtu.be/iF-wpSiYi3M?si=sV5yOKJPgZ9VlQrB
>>152063861What would modern Death Battle's version of this matchup be like?
>>152063748TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
>>152063889If I'm being honest here, Ryuko doesn't have any other good MUs. Almost anyone else just dwarfs her in terms of power and feats. We could put her against Ruby Rose and she'd still get raped. Sure they could have her fight Raiden, but it would just be Miles Vs. Deku all over again. There won't be any debating. Everyone knows Jack takes this. It's not even up to debate.
>>152063748If Asura ever gets a sequel (lol) they’ll redo the fight and pull out just one of those high-tier Kratos feats and he’ll T-Pose Asura to death once again
>>152064015What would make for a good sprite fight (assuming Ryuko has sprites)
>>152063889>>152064015Ryuko vs Crona is probably fairly even
>Flashbros lost their shit to this in 2014
>>152064029Doesn't Satsui vs Crona make more sense for the GROOMED angle?
>>152064044inb4 THIS IMAGE INSTANTLY KILLS WALLY-
Damn those are some sexy ass spriteshttps://youtu.be/3ytQqeU9-s8?si=wt_XHMCrQW2T4PeA
>>152064044They also lost their shit in 2020 over the mere possibility of losing
FUARK!!! HE JUST DESTROYED THAT MOUNTAIN!!!https://youtu.be/fvR8JHWAJfA?si=iOPG5ah_2_fjSJTt
>>152063748>then just because we haven't SEEN Kratos perform these feats, doesn't mean he can'tThe most memorable thing about the verdict aside from the hand meme. Sometimes I think about how much of a dumpster fire Krasura was and then I think about the meme gold it gave us and I think it was almost worth it.
>>152064118It's funny people (rightfully) make fun of that line of thinking when some series like Dragon Ball rely so heavily on it. Yamcha is planetary? Well of course, we've never SEEN him do anything remotely close, but that doesn't mean he can't!
>>152064110>KEKpachi got his ass handed in silver plate by the same guy three times on a rowWhere have I seen that...
>>152063766>amount of salty DMCniggers in the comments>one fag says that Dante should fight AlucardKWAB. I like how this thread tries to pretend DMCfags weren't the absolute sorest losers last year and think people outside of here still give a shit about Krasura
>>152064110Bleachbros...our galaxy level hills...
A list of the characters with the most submissions in the recent Galaxy and Planet Ballot Banters combined
>>152064023>2038>Asura makes a cameo as a stage prop in MvC>Death Battle says close enough>Rematch>Fight starts with Asura going berserk and ripping Mithea's head off before charging Kratos>Kratos stabs Asura with the Blade of Olympus again>"You are once more a monster no longer."
>Mithea
>>152064164The key difference here being that Dragon Ball actually has on screen feats of planets being destroyed extremely early on, making it less egregious
>>152064239Why do people want the Umineko hag and Hatsune Miku in Death Battle so badly?
>>152064261Trannies
>>152064261Trannies like them. Why do you think Touhou gets shilled?
>>152064239>Flowey>Beatrice>Mikuomfg
>>152064244>>Fight starts with Asura going berserk and ripping Mithra’s head off before charging KratosSomehow, I wouldn’t be surprised if they pulled this. DA had to fucking fight DB so we wouldn’t get the PSYCHOsura ending but since he’ll be long gone, there’s nothing stopping them from making Asura the most evil being to walk on the planet.
>>152064191I was going to make fun of you for doing this stick for MONTHS, but i rewatched the video, and Dante literally just stands there waiting to get one shotted? Is this some pity win after ragna literally got shilled killed by Ruby?
>>152064239They should do goku vs Superman IV a quest for peace
>>152064292Idk Goku vs superman was pretty kino when they destroyed the planet, character be damned. Being completely in character they would never actually fight each other to the death.
>>152064303I don't know which boogeyman I'm supposed to be. It's not a good fight animation but I've seen plenty of animations just like that where you don't have half the seethe evident in those comments
>that time Mecha Sonic just massacred Metal Sonic cuz the animators thought he had a cooler designWhat are some Matchups where shit like this could happen?https://youtu.be/NBK0stoukBQ?si=9FrqAOmXve1GuANr
>>152064280Half of touhou western fanbase are tranny with weird fetishes, the other half are chuds.
>>152064052Satsuki is better off fighting Henry Cooldown
>>152064324I bet those animations don't have the retarded background that Ragna has. Alsohttps://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/DMCfags/
Post a character that can beat this beast:https://alt-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Garou_(Terra_3)
Y'all are just mad that people want actual fun and unique character and not the 20000000000000000000th capeshit vs shonenshit matchup.
>>152064378Go back to plebbit
EYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>152062137>>Pokefags spam the whole thread with their shitty series>>Not even with Powerscaling Debates just straight up talking about shitkemon>Remember this thread for later, I know you NIGGERS will complain about Yugi being forced the next time someone Posts a single feat (that wipes your verse btw)they will try to memoryhole it
>>152064315There’s a difference between turning on bloodlust so two characters would fight each other when they normally wouldn’t and turning a character into the complete opposite of what they are and what they represent. That’s like making Jonathan t-bag Tanjiro after killing him and saying “thanks for the free sister”.
>spicpedo is awake
>>152064239>beatricewhich beatrice? :)>willwhich will? :)>cainewhich caine? :)>linkwhich link? :D
>>152064411>That’s like making Jonathan t-bag Tanjiro after killing him and saying “thanks for the free sister”.Great idea! I wish we would've thought about that...
>>152064257Yeah, but even so it's still a remarkably featless series. Only a handful of characters get anything past mountain level.
>>152064358>look look a bunch of posts (who have notably different typing styles) have said "[character]fag", it all must be one guy!take your meds
>>152064411Well, would it better if kratos and asura both destroyed the planet? Because it was also way out of character for superman to blow up the planet he's been protecting for a while now.
>>152061784>Mariofags are literally motherkillersSonic WON.
>>152064488>Sonic WO-ASSVOID!
>>152064476>way out of character for superman to blow up the planet he's been protecting for a while now.lollmao
>>152064411So basically, like Asura endangering his own daughter because he wants to murder a man who did literally nothing other than stand near his daughter?
>>152064239...Will?...From Pirates of the Caribbean?
>watch the credits>realize the guys who made those sprite fights are black>Mfw ScrewAttack had slaves back thenhttps://youtu.be/uKZQgmTmyzQ?si=kmiJXyFrNOf_-rua
>>152064513From Metaphor Re: Fantazio, basically a diet SMT game
Buck Breaker Ben Singer
>>152064239>HornetPikminbros we are so fucking in Death Battle.
Ash LOST in Death Battle...But he WON in /dbg/...
Why would he do this!?
>>152064476>Well, would it better if kratos and asura both destroyed the planet? They should’ve fought off world or far away in an empty area of space or on an isolated planet. Hell, DB bought the idea that Kratos could breathe in space (despite being able to be drowned) and that was never utilized. >>152064506Yes, that’s them turning on bloodlust. Asura in his game, despite being the Demigod of Wrath, is EXTREMELY reasonable. He never attacked unless provoked or lives were in danger. Hell, the only time he ever willingly engaged in a fight of his own volition was for a spar against Yasha in a flashback.
>>152064534...specifically, he won the mocked cuck competition......'s third place award, since he couldn't beat Kratos or Asura.
>>152064476>Well, would it be better if Kratos and Asura both destroyed the planet? Destroy a planet?! Can Kratos even destroy a hill?
>>152064537>Weighing herself all alone>Has towel on for some reason, which is also something that'd add a bit of weight anyway
>>152064537literally me(adding fattening ingredients to my gf's food without her looking)
>>152064532Is there actually anything that states Hollow Knight bugs are extremely tiny and not just human sized?
>>152064545>Can Kratos even destroy a hill?Not without Baldur’s help
>>152064532You now remember G1 mftl reactions Olimar.
>>152064545A tree (with some elbow grease) is the best you get
>>152064567Unless the water droplets are made of super water and the dev notes saying Hornet could hit someone from up to THREE WHOLE YARDS were lies they're pretty strongly implied to be small.
The teaser of this season will only feature the premiere or will show some combatants of the whole season?
>the title change>Goku BTFOing Godzilla and KirbyImagine if this shit came out todayhttps://youtu.be/0r4IlyZSG-Y?si=aGH_xjLNQRaNUR-f
>>152064584So the wyrms were human-sized?
>>152064584The Hornet thing was 30 yards, which does imply the Knight is at least a few feet tall
>>152064592Probably only the premiere, we already know 2 (maybe 3 if Geats vs Nero is this year) matches for this season and Ichigo vs Yusuke is a big enough draw on its own
>>152064598Twitter trannies wouldn't let this shit slide
>>152064538Oh, there had to be a million ways they could have these two fight that didn't require Asura being a psycho idiot.Literally, Kratos spilling his mug of ale on Asura while leaving and refusing to apologize would have been a better reason for them to fight than what we actually got.
>>152064592Just the premiere because that's what they usually dohttps://youtu.be/asYgKuwxSdIhttps://youtu.be/79PtedJGuoEhttps://youtu.be/XaBGVwvVBtg
>>152064602Probably yeah.>>152064608You're right and I was mistaken but I think the implication is that she's supposed have a crazy impressive precision and range like characters being able to hit from many kilometers away, not that Hornet's maximum distance she throws in-game is 30 yards. Especially since that would actually make the Knight like 5 feet tall iirc lmao. The water drops lend credence.
What's most likely as the premiere? It's definitely going to be GruMind right?
>>152064584>the water droplets are made of super waterwhat droplets are you talking about? maybe i missed something but water in hollow knight does NOT work how it would work if the characters were bug-sized. from what we see it has the behavior of water at human scale
>>152064598DOGvelbros...
>>152064645Ichigo's swords were shown as the final teaser and are the only clip that's deliberately obvious, which I assume is meant to indicate his episode will be first
>>152061903Wtf Kratos is based
>>152064554Hal...
>>152061903stop you're not supposed to make kratos sound reasonable
Will it be kino?
>>152061980Wouldn't that just make Krasura into a stalemate?
>>152064670It'll probably be okay, it's just a really boring pity win shitstomp for Ichigo and both of their movesets are just kind of whatever. It's just generic swordman vs generic punchman and they shoot out energy blasts every so often.
>>152064673No, because Asura never beat Chakravartin. It states in his profile that no one on Gaea (this includes Asura) knows of his existence
>A while back I tried to calculate the scale of Hallownest from the speed that items fall (assuming 9.8m/s2 gravity), I don't have the exact figures anymore but I think the Knight was around one inch. In other words if we're going off gravity as the best indicator of size then the enamel pins are roughly to scale, and also things are about as big as they appear on screen (at least with a normal sized monitor).I'm not a fucking nerd but does this check out
>>152064670Bleach pity win
>>152064631Oh well, thats disappointing
>>152064692You fall pretty fast in-game but the issue is that the gravity isn't a consistent metric
>>152064665Hal's an archiCHAD? Maybe I judged him too harshly.
Does he has any MU?
>>152064598>even OMM thought Goku RAPED and GAPED SonicKWAB!
>>152064736Probably Jack, but I think people would prefer him to fight Bane
>>152064716No, the one from malcom.
>>152064673Zeus was never called omnipotent though.
>>152064716Being a groomer is almost the same thing as being an architect if you think about it.
>>152063447Smash bros shit doesn't matter, lore mario doesn't factor damage game mechanics, or all game characters would lose to the first enemy
Bowser is gonna TEACH mecha sonic...
>>152063447Lore Mario has his platonic dream depot outerversal scaling.
Dream Depot contains the infinite dreams of the Marioverse.>b-but-This includes Plato.>b-but-Mario is SUPERIOR to Bowser who is SUPERIOR to the Dream Depot which is SUPERIOR to Platonic Concepts AND mathematics, as it contains them.>b-but-Done.
>>152064751>Probably JackNot again...
>>152064847I doubt it will happen because it's just Walmart Baki vs Ohma (which is already probably never ever)
>Sonic is 5-0 (Mecha Sonic pity win doesn't count) in One Minute Meleehttps://youtu.be/RpeYA8W6VpM?si=qthKGSeUfvcutI7CHoly shit you sure this show wasn't great?
>>152064829MARIOTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!
>>152064537Link is an architect
>>152064829Metal875...
>>152064736I thought that was Bryan from Tekken from the thumbnail. He vs him or Jack would be fun.
>>152064537I don't get it. Why would ANYONE like fat bitches?
>>152064993Pump and Dump.
>>152064008Probably use Heaven Ascended Dio to make things more fair.
>>152061784>Sonicfags are literally motherrapistsMario WON.
KWABperman!https://youtu.be/0seE9SMZ3P8?si=ez4gu2_hAZzSS4hL
>>152065026>>152064598Also KWABku
>>152062221Cynthia has good Pokémon though, not a single one of them is below uu in gen 4 competitive.
>>152064993more to grab
>>152065026>>152065035Saitama solos almost everything besides cartoons.
>>152064315There's a pretty easy way to make Krasura start>Chakravartin makes Asura see Kratos killing his family>Asura resurrects to fight Kratos at his cabin, calling him the Ghost of Sparda>fight ends with Chakravartin appearing before the winner and explaining he made them fight to see who was worthy>winner charges Chakravartin and it says "To be continued...?"
>>152065026>>152064598>Made by literal coonsARYAN Battle is accurate, this is SPICfiction
>>152064619I say this as a Kirbyfag, this was during the era of peak Kirby wank. People genuinely don't do it as much now but Kirby used to be nothing but "Guys haha he's cute and solos everything" and it was cringe. This part of the fight was kino
>>152065026
>>152065069Nah they still do this shit, You can get bodied on Xitter for saying a capeshit character beats Kirby
>>152064993
>>152065087I'm not saying they don't but it was on another level back then. Kirby vs Buu briefly made Kirby into the most annoying character in vs shit
>>152065092f-fuck
>>152065069>>152064619Twitter trannies also do the "Goku spic solos everything" cringe. So they have no right to talk.
>>152065092Raj...Don't say it.Don't think.
>>152065092Ewwwwwwww nigger
Krasura really shattered Kratos' reputation beyond repair in vs shit. Hell, even outside of it I see people all over calling him a cuck
>>152065092Average day for Kaede and Shuichi
>>152065117I haven't played nu-GoW, why do people hate Kratos' character? Is he genuinely a cuck or what happened?
>>152065117Anon...the 2018 game and Ragnarok had already done this long beforehand. It's part of the reason why Kratosura was such a shitshow to begin with, it's not like this was the first instance of a character with better onscreen feats losing to a lorefag
>>152065108o contrairehttps://x.com/i/status/2009006719792501127
>>152065026Why does Superman never do the shit he does in Goku vs Superman in these? Doesnt even sundip.
>>152065092zog propaganda
>>1520651272018 was fine. Lone Wolf and Cub, just him and Boy of War.Ragnarok was written like an MCU movie where Kratos just follows around a bunch of quirk chungus OCs and stronk womyn and telling them anecdotes about how valid they are. Meanwhile Boy is doing the same but for stronk teenage negresses and teenage girls angry at their daddy for being toxic.
>>152065092I need a fat bitch so badly...
>>152064989Bryan doesn't fit too well with Raian as he would with Jack imo
>>152065181It’s a fine line anon, one donut too many and you get the blob.
>>152065127It's just that Kratos went from being the badass antihero of a Greek tragedy to being a slow bumbling Sony sad dad who has very little agency. It doesn't help that the old GOW games were considered peak hack n slash and nuGOW is slow weird almost Dark Souls type rollslop but without any of the grand boss fights and with a lot more cooldown management gameplay and boring open world shitThis on its own wasn't good but the real reason people on this site hate nutos is because of the annoying millennials who do unironically think this is what masculinity should be like and that Kratos is a better man despite the fact he's done almost nothing to warrant any kind of redemption arcSee also Joel from TLOU and Arthur Morgan from RDR2, but even in those cases they had a bit more personality than Nutos and weren't attached to a far better previous character
>>152064239In what world can Springtrap blow up a planet or Galaxy? He's just a spooky guy in a robot suit. He literally gets beat by normal ass people, with zero feats. Is there something in the novels where he does something impressive? Or is is this some DbD scaling crap where he gets boosted to Pinhead/Sadako/Dracula/Vecna level?
>>152065146I feel like maybe the animators have a little bias against capeshithttps://youtu.be/Pr5poGAZ9Tk?si=n6_Pf57_dfNZIdOa
>>152065092Disgusting
>>152065204Educate yourself.NOW.https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Springtrap_(Canon,_Composite)/Christian_Higdon
>>152065132>it's not like this was the first instance of a character with better onscreen feats losing to a lorefagIt's probably the biggest one. Asura is THE featsman.
>>152065204Chosen undead is considered a universe buster like Dracula, you tell me.
>>152065239Superman was the first featsman. In fact, for as much as people rag on capeshit comic characters usually show their power.>>152065239
>>152065235FUARK!!!!!
>>152065197Just force her to exercise just enough to keep her in the ideal shape.
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>>152065225Its based on votes. Just that Saitama Superman fight wasn't weirdly enough. If that vote happened today Saitama would probably lose. Kinda funny how far our friend has fallen.
>>152065278You can’t force a woman to exercise, that is toxic masculinity.
>>152065296BLOBtos!excercisesura...
>>152065235>https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Springtrap_(Canon,_Composite)/Christian_HigdonThis site feels like a shitpost meant to parody Vsbattles.
>>152065235So absolute nonsense based on noncanon showings that aren't even available anymore. I mean, you could argue Jason, Conan, the Ghostface killer and the Terminators are planet level at their base because of Mortal Kombat, but that's not canon to their series.>>152065241Don't agree with that either, since you can always be killed by the smallest things, and there were no real universe busting things to kill in Dark Souls. At least Good Hunter kills two Eldritch Gods, Chosen Undead just kills some relatively strong guys, maybe City level at best by their feats.
>>152065239It’s not that Asura was just a featsman who could destroy a mountain, it’s a nigga who could fucking casually destroy planets and stars like ping pong palls, blitz out of solar systems and galaxies in an instant, and bulldoze through fucking supernovas, all onscreen. Anons before the episode already predicted how ridiculously retarded the episode was gonna play out and they were spot on. Kratos is one of the most controversial characters to scale while Asura is one of the easiest and clearest to scale with no bullshit lore or excuses to hide behind.
>>152065204In this context Galaxy/Planet are just YouTube member tiers. Nothing to do with strength.
Pikachu is my favorite pokemon, what does that says about me?
Why is the marioverse such a fraudulent verse? They have no canon or morals they're truly lower than beasts
