Can Shadow do what Sonic couldn't
>invades your verse
Superman's wife
>*invades your verse*
>>152072846https://www.monarchlabs.com/product/medicinal-maggots/>Wow, they're so dangerous Hey bandwagonfag, are you done avatarfagging as Thor?
>>152072852It would be funny if all the guest characters werent enchanced by darkseid
>*TEACHES your verse*
>>152072868What?
I dreamt of ROARtos last night.
>>152072836ahh, time to check /v/ now that the November direct is done, it'll be nice to see the denialfags finally blown the fuck out forever. Even if they're not, I've been basically confirmed ever since Knuckles got Assist Trophied. I wonder what the new Shadow trailer is like, I'm sure it's completely based and has me killing Sonic or somethi-WHAT, NOTHEY MADE KEN AN ECHO BUT NOT ME? WHO THE FUCK IS INCINEROAR? MORE GAY POKEMON SHIT?!!!! TH-THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M THE MOST POPULAR SONIC CHARACTER, REMEMBER THE POLLS????I DON'T WANNA GO BACK INTO THE TROPHY, IT'S SUCKING ME IN!!!!!HEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW-WHAT, EGGMAN, QUICK GET ME OUT OF HERE SO I CAN BE DL-WHAT THE FUCK, ALL DLC FIGHTERS ARE FROM SCRATCH?!?!?!?? NO ECHOS?!?!?THIS IS IMPOSIBLEEEEEEE
>>152072869Post the panel that say they were given a power boost by Darkseid.
>>152072883Why did Dumbledore do that?
>>152072836actually has Mario ever destroyed a planet before?
>>152072912Superman said transwomen are real women
>>152072846>stomps them
>>152072836No, Mario scales above platonic concepts.
>>152072873>Feigning ignorance MarvelCucks will always be beneath me
Morpheus Kratos vs Sonichu
>/dbg/ newest arc is a zombie invasionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsP5ON4lgO0
>>152072974that's cute
We should have gotten Crazy Maka for a portion of her fight aganst Ruby it would have been fun
>zombies invading the halls>no health packsmfw
Denji is immune to Zombies.
>Suggsverse Ban Mido>VSBW Gandalf>Fanfic Demobane>Morpheus Kratos>CSAP Mario and Luigi>Omni-Junior: The Heir of Absolute Wonder>LoretrapHow can your hero even HOPE to beat these TITANS?
>ZombiesENOUGH.
>>152072846>tanks them
>shitbieEasy hand slap
>>152073030An infinitismal fraction of my hero's power is enough to oneshot the composite (including all fanfictions and all thoughts and statements made of them) versions of all these characters...
>JOBmbies
>>152072871This isn't even a real picture. Photoshopped flames and eyes. I had to look for this on Youtube and no results.
'aight, Boom.
>>152073054Quint...
>>152073046K-Kratos can do that too...
We must become TASTIER MEN
>JOBiesLeave them to us.
>>152073023>>152073047>>152073072
>SHITmbiesMy PUPPETS!!!
Zombies are a gay and retarded trend for fat gay retarded people
Who THE FUCK are YOU?!
hahah KIINGGTOOOSSS
>>152073091MORPHEUSTTTTOOOSSSSSSS!
>>152073091A REAL FUCKING VAMPIRE
>>152072869That's almost certainly going to be the case.
>>152073091the King of Kings.
My pal Benjals soloes fiction except for zombies. They scare him.
KINGTOS was EATING Asura.
>>152072846i would actually like if 2 different plagues fight, could be RE vs TLoU to keep it normie friendly.
>>152073102how can that be the case when Sabrina is already stronger than the Anti Life Equation?
My hero just got infected...
>>152073121...by AIDS.
Ninja pirate spartan viking samurai knight
>>152073091QUE TE JODAN
>>152073140This is the coolest thing I've ever seen...
>>152073140also knows as Kratos
I still don't understand the obsession millennials had with zombies, pirates, ninjas, or their general desire to randomly affix a bunch of things onto each other like zombie pirate ninja dinosaur robot etc
>>152072836Didn't Sonic win tho?
>>152073140This is the FUARKING KINGlest thing I EVER saw......!!
>>152073164no, he got royally curbstomped in fact.
>>152073112It's the only way Superman doesn't immediately beat Homelander.
HOLY SHIT
Alright you fucking fucks, I'm gonna make my own VS Show (without research) by commissioning a sprite animator to make two minute fights I wrote for meGive me some kino matchups that are DIMES but can be animated with sprites and tell me what you'd like to see in them (I could incorporate it in the script just don't suggest anything freaky cuz the animator won't like it)So far this is my line up>LockedThor vs OptimusMartian Manhunter vs JirenMeta Knight vs Shadow the HedgehogHank J Wimbledon vs V1Doomsday vs Kid BuuCourage vs PeppinoAntonBlast Satan vs King K. Rool>Locked but I need spritesSuper Brainz vs Bizarro>Locked if Death Battle doesn't do it firstIchigo vs Danny PhantomCell vs Zygarde>Might happenCrimson Dynamo vs Senator ArmstrongGodzilla vs Arceus>Could substitute other episodesAccelerator vs Magneto>Could substitute other episodes but needs spritesPlutonian vs Scion
>INVADES your verse
>>152073181Damn, Darkseid must have been enhancing this tree too!It’s the only explanation why my self-insert is actually a weak fraud
If your favorite character doesn't have zombie fanart then they don't belong in death battle.
>>152073108Zesty!
>>152073203That guy with a red hat is crazy fast btw.
>>152073209>search "zombie asura">no results Bros...
>>152072912he's going to force Superman to fuck listroon and save /dbg/
>>152073229He was being enhanced by Darkseid.
REMINDER that...braaaaainssssss....
>sweats in heat in youre path
>>152073102It would be mad funny if it wasn't.
>>152072883AI is scaring me
>>152073247Reminder that Kevin nash got RAPED and GAPED in a sweltering summer of 1992
I guess I want to say is that complaining about male characters being emasculated can sometimes get into misandric territory. And this is weird because most of the emasculation of male characters come from other men, so you could say this is a friendly fire or internalised misandry?And the example I can provide to you is the one which prompted me to make this post. Kratos from God of WarWe all know the story of kratos by now. He was a violent demi-god who killed the entire Greek Pantheon for revenge and then later on moved to Norse mythology where he fathered a son and his now a more calmer and more reasonable person. See the new god of war series is not exempt from criticism and I'm all for criticism. But there is one criticism that I don't think is valid is the "kratos was emasculated by the woke crowd".These critics believe that kratos is less manly now, because kratos dared to express more emotions, be more vulnerable and loving compared to his past vengeful self. Lowkey this type of criticism is misandry because it's basically criticising men for being more vulnerable and calmer instead of being rageful, powerful and violent. Add to that those critics also called Atreus gay. Where how and why they said is a mystery but it has to do with Atreus acting his age. Not only does this criticism not makes sense but again it's being sexist in that male characters shouldn't show emotions other than anger.By definition, this type of complaint can be classified as misandry because the main complaints here is that men are not being society's expectations of what men should be. Kratos was not emasculated. Kratros developed as a character and grew as a person where he managed to have some level of self reflection about his actions and want to be better than that. Yet because he is more calmer more willing to open up, showed love to son, willing to listen to others and sometimes gets beaten by other, he is deemed less of a man by some critics.
>>152073269so did Bejita
>>152073269Anon... is this true?
>>152073269BBCtos!
>>152072846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htj-_MiQJZAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxBCNDwhXtMAt first you are like brains, but then oh no not the science. Classicue.
>>152073283'fraid so
>>152073269Holy shit!
ZOMBIE!
Someone just said I'm "BUILT FOR BBC"... What does this mean?
>>152073343Every single living thing is built for BBC
>>152073343Show me your clitty.
Post the heroes that will defend /dbg/ from th zombie horde
>try to watch white guy porn>obvious the woman is faking it, really loud fake moans, guy cums really fast, whole thing seems awkward>see ad for BLACKED porn>woman is extremely excited, rubbing herself all over the BBC, sex lasts for several hours, woman is extremely happy and cuddling by the endIt's over, isn't it
>>152073343It means you look like a british tv host
>>152073398
>>152073314Wolfie......Don't look............
>>152073343>>152073403>>152073375>>152073285RIDERRRRR KICK
>>152073432KINGtos DAMN!
Mere parlor tricks...
>>152073398>handles walkers better than you
The dead are rising and they are quite evil!
Kirby solos the narutoverse
>>152073398Kratos redeems all the zombies and teaches them to be Better Men
does Alan Wake beat a lot of SCP
>>152073470>a FTL BEASTGod I want his BBC so badly...
>>152073569Kratos already jobbed >>152073072
>>152073569Kratos could try and talk down to a mushroom to stop its from infecting Ants with spores and it would not care
I didn't know Iceman was built like that.
>>152073588Kratos is immune to all plagues and diseases and transmutations, he's using shapeshifting powers to disguise himself as one that they can hear his word.
>>152073596Kratos has the power to control all lifeforms
>>152073616Except bears, women, wolfs, and the various creatures that attack him in the Norse games
Which is site is more insane? VsBattles wiki or Characters Stats and Profiles wiki?
>>152073616...except ogres
>>152073630those are all magical creatures empowered by the same multiversal to omnipotent deities he fights.
>>152073616Why couldn’t he control this goblin?
>>152073636I will give it to character stats, at least in some cases they will actually post the feats themselves. VSBW has too much shit like>Infinite Speed: Can match speeds with BobAnd giving no context to why that means anything.
>>152073644That Goblin was a MONSTER that needed to be TAUGHT.
>>152073644Those weak Outerversal attacks made EXTRAVERSALtos take a nap.
>>152073636I don’t think the creator of VSBW ever murdered anyone.
>>152073666that's because he's weak. Kratos Scholars win death battles irl
>>152073636The peoeple who meme on CSA are kinda retarded, only kinda because while their ratings are insane, the entire thing point is that it is entirely made to hold non moderated fanmade stats, for autistic teenagers and manchildrens, so of course super inflated shit like omniversal mario with 200 thousand layered non non non non non non duality is common, meanwhile in vsbw you need to convince the mods to accept your inane BS, so the entire community is forced to accept shit like 6d sonic with 8 times more platonic concepts than usual.
>>152073636CSAP because you get shit like Extraversal Kratos and Boundless Mario and Luigi.
>>152073164He won the first time and mariofags got uppity so they got their consolation prize.
>>152073674>peoeple
>>152073643Sounds like he's not being a better man
Will we ever have a zombie story where a woman gets pregnant and immediately aborts the baby rather than be a surefire liability to everyone around her? Will we ever resist the urge of flinging a light into the future as represented by the unborn baby(who invariably gets half the cast eaten and killed)
>>152073666There was some mod who molested his little sister wasn't there?
>>152073680extraversal kratos is accurate, though downplayed. If we're being as accurate as possible he is True Boundless
>>152073398>>152072943
>>152073666Of course he didn't, if he was strong, he wouldn't have to push a strength agenda on online forums with his user attached.
>disrepecting CSAPGODSYou just can't handle their SCHOLARLY information that's 100% correct.
>>152073703How is it molest when she likes it.
>>152073680>>152073708>extraversalStop making retarded tiers up
>>152073601>Outerversal ice
Why are mariofags and kratosfags mentally ill murderers?
>>152073749I'm sorry KamenVERSAL Rider my GODKING...
Proof that Omniversal Mario with 200 thousand layered non non non non non non duality isn't an accurate powerscale of the character?
>>152073569>Kratos redeems all the zombies and teaches them to be Better MenENTER
KILL SONICFAGSKILL DRAGONBALLSPICSKILL CAPESHITTERSKILL ANYONE WHO HATES MARIO
>>152073636VSBW 100%. CSAP is user-based rather than community-based like VSBW. So when you see someone on CSAP scale a character to town level when they’re clearly not, that’s just one person’s opinion. But when VSBW does it, it means multiple people discussed it and voted for the same wrong scaling, which is crazy if you ask me.
>>152073753prove that they're your pussy definition of "m-m-mentally ill and need therapy..." and not the Modern Reincarnations of Genghis Khan and Alexander the Great
>>152073738Kill yourself buddy
>>152073762English mother fucker do you speak it?
KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You still can't disprove Multiversal Bowser Jr as per SCHOLAR875's sacred texts.
Reminder, Ice Man is only Omega level and there are at least 10 BEYOND Omega level mutants
KILL MAMA MIA
>>152073779Because you can't kill me?
>>152073773i had a brief phase there when i tried to add some scans, and had to go through the process.it's easy to see how the site gets abused, you basically just need a mod to see your bullshit respect thread, not even check if it's accurate, then agree to let you post whatever you want. Helps if you're a very echochamber fandom like Sonic cause then you'll have a bunch of biased Sonicfags agreeing with you on everything then bleating at the nearest Sonicfag mod to approve it
>>152073753>murdererMetal875's mother was a MONSTER that needed to be TAUGHT.
MAMA, JUST KILLED A MAN…
>>152073823Bejita has never canonically lost a fight to Goku tho?
>omniversal>extraversal>outerversalCan anyone explain what these fucking mean and describe them in a way a non-powerscaler would understand
>>152073752Unironically yes.
>>152073843It means they solo Makima.
>>152073844
Who should xe fight?
>>152073835Mama mia, just burned a man
>>152073842According to Bejita he has lost two fights to Goku.
>>152073843it's the equivalebt of saying God, Super God, Hyper Godupping through the power of logic
>>152073776I never said anything about needing therapy Mario/kratosfag I think you guys need to be locked up in a shitty asylum where you'll never see the light of day.
>>152073884MarioGODS and KINGtosSCHOLARS scale above asylums.
>>152073871Candlej*ck
>>152073843Omni = AllExtra = MoreOuter = BeyondOnniversal = ∞Extraversal = -∞ ≤ x ≥ ∞Outerversal = ∞^∞
>>152073866canon
>>152073919Omniversal = Heart of the Universe ThanosExtraversal = Monarch Captain Atom Outerversal = Superboy Prime
>>152072836Is there a more raped character in the history of death battle than ghost rider?
>>152073843Omniversal was the original name for Boundless but was changed since many series use the word Omniverse to describe something leases then what omniversal was extraversal is the equivalent of all those extra genders besides male and female, a mental illnessouterversal is being beyond higher dimensions as an idea
>>152073951Guts?
>>152073945post superboy prime destroying 1 multiverse
>>152073919WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OMNI AND OUTER THEY'RE BASICALLY THE SAME GOD DAMN THING
>>152073969how many characters have actually destroyed a multiverse on-screen? all I can think of is Call of Duty
My cuckcake sometimes lets me sit there and watch as she drains my hot husband's balls...Fuckkk I'm such a lucky faggot cuckquean...
>>15207396952 multiverse and more
>>152073980This anon >>152073919 is a deceiver.Extraversal describes being more than Outerversal. That is why they must describe Extra, because by defying the bounds of logic you encompass more than what is thought comprehensible (Outer) and become incomprehensible (Extra than Outer)
>>152073843it's actually hyperversal, outerversal and boundless
>>152073988Pinkie Pie…
>>152073985Kratos
GIMME YOUR PROSTATE
Kirby has more feats of strength than mario plus is a multiversal level entity He solos
>>152073992that's not the real world, retard, that's his homeworld that doesn't affect the world of DC. Those are base black lanterns that followed him there.He seethed and cried for years when he was stuck there because he couldn't do anything to the heroes of DC
>>152073980It's the difference between Pagan gods that create the reality vs Outer gods that dream the reality.
>>152073826>echochamber fandomThat’s the one thing I can’t stand. Certain franchises have a cult of personality around them, so they always get a content revision thread that conveniently results in upgrades and the highest possible interpretations, while other IPs on the site are left abandoned.>SonicfagsI remember there being a thread about removing Super Sonic’s invulnerability after VSBW changed the rules for what counts as true invulnerability. The Sonic fans kept parroting and reposting the same scans over and over, even though they didn’t actually prove real invulnerability. And of course, even after a multi-page thread, Super Sonic still got to keep it.
>>152073992HOLY FVARK DESK LEVEL BEAST!!!!!!!!
>>152074015Mario is boundless though?
>>152073993>anon >>152073919 (You) # is a deceiver.How am I a deceived when you just regurgitate what I originally posted.
>>152073992that's Earth 33, it's WITHIN the 52 universes. It's the world where they don't know that DC is real and just make comics about it.https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Earth-PrimeYou don't even read these comics, do you? Assuming you can read.
>>152072846What is ACTUALLY the most dangerous zombie outbreak in fiction? I always thought the Scourge from Warcraft was pretty unstoppable outside of plot.
>>152074023he's invulnerable, chud, those rocks Solaris threw at him just had the power to passively negate the abstract concept of invulnerability
>>152074002Can we see this feat?
>>152074022My head physically started to hurt trying to understand this. I'm not joking I have a headache now.
>>152074015Omni-Junior: The Heir of Absolute Wonder neg diffs.
>>152074067no.
Wait wait wait. People think Super Sonic is invulnerable??? Have they not played the games??? Have they not seen the Sonic getting crushed gif ever?
>>152073843Omniversal is a term that's basically been passed out but it just meant the same thing as multiverse more or less.Outerversal means that you exist beyond the mathematical dimensions that make up the universe, or you somehow transcend the universe to such an extent that it basically looks like fiction to you.Extraversal is where you're so high into "outerversal" where you exist beyond logical frameworks entirely and nothing that humans could possibly conceive of could determine how strong you are.
>>152074070https://youtu.be/i3fGNc4MdXg?t=4m59sHere's a video. There's a chapter explaining The Source being Outerversal.
>>152073843Tranny speak. Anyone using these terms is going to transition. Also they're brown.
>>152074077Ok…
>>152072836
>>152074015Goomba fodder.
>>152074060I know you're joking, but the sad part is they're not.
>>152073985Never seen this?
>>152074070what you need to understand is, this is the very edge of babble that is humanly understandable.And beyond that, where power becomes impossible to understand, that is where Kratos stands.
>>152074134No he fucking doesn't.
Someone post ROCKtos
>Maaaakaaaa! Look at me! I'm cool now!
>>152073843It mean that a character can erase the SLOPsawmanverse with just a pinky finger.
>>152074152Yes he fucking does. He is extraversal, beyond omnipotence and comprehension, the source is only outerversal/omnipotent/within comprehension. Kratos soloes.
>>152074152Yes he does. Looks like someone hasn't seen Morpheus Kratos.
>>152074158
>>152074126KEKi didn't know they literally tried selling the abstract concept rockswhat circular logic though>Sonic is invulnerablethen why did Solaris throwing rocks hurt him?>because Solaris can negate invulnerabilitywhat says Solaris can negate invulnerability>because he threw rocks that hurt Sonicthen Sonic is not invulnerable>No Sonic is invulnerable
>>152074176this rock would have crushed super sonic into a smear
>>152074127just because we have never seen Kratos do this doesn't mean he can't.
>>152074176I dont get it. How does this prove he isn't outerversal? He's just holding back.
>>152074176>>152074200Asura could not do this.
Any race combination capable of beating this one?
ROCKtos. That is all.
Kratos is a steel fighting type?
>>152074224Isn't buldur high Omniversal because he beat that one snake god thing that shat out an outerverse?
>>152074234Kratos is all Pokemon types at once
>>152074220Greek and Norse
>>152074220Women make the cutest porn. Moids could never.
Stop posting rocks… they scare me…
>>152074070nigger I am an spic, and even I can understand that>Darkseid uses his powers, they travel back in time, they bless random fags with god powers, it reaches the end of the universe, it bounce backs, and it blesses other people with a watered down version of those gods powersSo basically giga god makes god acccidentally with his time traveling shockwave powers, it bounces back and makes worse versions of them.
>>152074240yup. also that snake shattered yggdrasil which is infinite dimensional and as a result destroyed time itself making Baldr incomprehensible
>i am an spicAnon......
>>152074241>Kratos being all 18 types at once makes him weak to rockKWABOOTY!
>>152074257that's not what it says. Darkseid didn't do it, Darkseid was created by it.
>>152074126>Big Arm>rocks, ice, capsules, water>Alligators>Unleashed Eggman>Dark Gaia>Egg Salamander>Solaris>Knuckles>The EndFuark... everyone in Sonic has invulnerability negation... my verse can't compete...
>>152074220This is me and the japanese girl Im gonna find.
>>152074269No because Kratos is also Shadow Type from Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness which makes him immune to Rock and all Pokemon types other than himself
>>152074269CANON
>>152074282>Shadow Type from Pokemon XD Gale of DarknessHoly elite ball knowledge.
>>152074269KEK
STOP POSTING ROCKS!!!
>>152074269lmao
Speaking of Kratos for the 10000000th time, considering most Powerscalers are autistic and unable to grasp figures of speech, I'm wondering if like, 80% of his lore scaling is just GOW powerscalers being retarded
>XDGo back
>>152074269CANOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!
>>152074276HOLY SHIT, Knuckles has invulnerability negation!?!?!!?
>>152074270It doesn't said that he was created by it, though considering DC retarded retcons, he might as well be. Though it wouldn't make much sense if he made the godwave for obvious reasons, so I guess I am retarded.
>>152074315>I'm wondering if like, 80% of his lore scaling is just GOW powerscalers being retardedYes and try 99% instead of 80.
>>152074250Trannies are the most vile beings mentally and physically
>>152074269Why didn't Asura threw a rock at kratos, instead of using attacks he is immune to (fighting)?
>>152074335Bruno Veloassqueso is not a writer or a director. Barlog is describing higher spatial dimensions making Kratos infinity dimensional
>Bruno Veloassqueso is not a writer or a directorHi.
>>152074345Any yet they tried to get Bruno's blessing? Interesting how it's only when they agree with the schizo babble scaling they count
Yuji vs Denjiwho wins?
>Any yetBROWNsura...
>>152074257>nigger I am an spicClearly, because Darkseid is explaining if not creating anything. Here's Thanos doing the same thing. Doesn't mean he crated it
Provably.
>>152074388Masterful deflection attempt. Now what's your response to the actual point being made?
>>152074051Marvel Zombies or Black Lanterns
>>152074409Wouldn't the DCeased zombies be stronger than the Black Lanterns?
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE KINGTOS SAMA PLEASE DON'T GAPE MY SISSY VERSE AGAIN! AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE LET ME ONE TIME!
Why are Kratosfags like this?
I would like to see Kratos destroying a planet or a mountain. Could someone post it?
>>152074428I-I-I-I-I…….
>>152074420I wish my fans were as dedicated
>>152074373DenCHAD wins against KEKji. Gojo is the only respectable character in that whole verse.
>>152074428let Kratos do his morning exercises and he just might be able to destroy a mountain
>>152074409>Black Lanterns>strongjust kill that bitch nekron
>>152072846Invincible sisters...
>>152074409Post a single marvel zombie or black lantern killing a plants vs zombies zombie.
>>152074428Post Hulk transcending Platonic Concepts.
>>152074444>Pathetichardcarriedbypochitaji being a Chad
>>152074409How is this a contest? A single ring inherently controls them and you don't even need to wear it for it to work.
>>152074468Galactus scaling
>>152074398AsuraBROWN...
>>152074480All protagonists are carried by something. Yuji was hard carried by Sukuna.
>>152074417he (now she) said this
>>152074420Why did Bruno even entertain these questions? I doubt he knows what they're talking about or what that even has to do with Kratos.
>>152074485alternate universe galactus. in ultimate, galactus is just a bunch of rc drones
>>152074503Canon.
>>152074503i researched and found out this image was made by a cucky mexican, Kratos clears in all categories.
>>152074488>he doesn’t knowNewCHAD
>>152074250This is total chungus slop.
>>152074503YUP!!
>>152074519know what?That you asuraSAAARs tried to freak out at the Kratos Scholars, insisting they misspelled "provably" when they didn't, because only you Asurajeets are from India and couldn't actually project any of your atrocious spelling and grammar mistakes onto the literate lexicon of the Kratos scholars?Why yes I remember that.
>>152074495Not all characters are pathetic slaves of pussy though.
>>152074503on opposite daybut on regular days Kratos would actually sweep in all categories
>>152074503K,b,c.
>>152074548KingtosBeatsCucky Hulk
>>152074503Why does hulk have a mop on his head?
>>152074503GODulk the STRONG!
>>152074503CHADnon.
Fruity Brucie...
Uh oh meltytos
Time for a blast from the past.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149483587/#149485608
>>152074569OH NONONONONO HULKCUUUUUCKKS???
>>152074508They were only able to do that's because Zombie Hulk gets stronger the Hungrier he gets and had Cosmic Power prior
>>152074503KratosSISSES...
>creates the Anti Morpheus Kratos Gaunlet and one-shots him
I unironically think a majority of the Jojo villains would get fucking decimated in the world of kamen rider
>>152074576Also Zombie Spider-Man used his plot armor attack.
>>152074503HulkGODS.....I kneel.
My hero is omniversal but he's a good person so he would never destroy a universe unlike your psychopathic hero.
>>152074582>cucks this pussy soiboy, beats him up till he cries like a fag, outsmarts him and TEACHES him real science beyond Archimedes level, then Atreus oneshots him with a single arrow just like Hawkeye did
>>152074569
Why hasn't Death Battle down Catwoman vs Black Cat yet?
>>152074604CAAAAAAANNNNOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!
>>152074604>posts an AUFUNNYROOPY!!!
>>152074569>>152074604Hulkxirs... WHAT IS THIS???
>>152074582Bruce Banner then proceed to fuck Mei Kamino's tender college age pussy
>>152074503>this one post caused a JEETtos melty
>>152074503KEKAROOOOOOOOOO!!!
Thorbros...
>>152074613ermm, is this an AU too, Cucky Soiboy Hulk?Better answer quick before Kratos' pee pee gets up for round 2 with your wife, oh nonononono....
>>152074608No idea. They intended to do it in Season 4 and scrapped it for whatever reason.
HULKbros... Why are we so gay...?
>>152074622Bruce Banner only gets to sit in the cuckchair while real genius CHADS like Kratos teach him what a real man looks like.
KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HULKJEETS!!!!!
>>152074644>Betty is a KEK who listened to GODulk fuck Umar for hoursSTUDulk the VIRILE!!!
>>152074644FVARK I'VE BEEN EXPOSEDFELLOW HULKCUUCKS FVCKING RUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!
>>152074657A Bejitabro made this.
>>152074503>Arsenal No
>>152074666not fooling us, satan. You listen to other men fuck your wife like the bitch you are, you are a cuck forever.
>>152073186Carnage vs alex mercer
>>152074604Why are marvel writers so obsessed with cucking
>>152074681oh boy an electricity gun, surely kratos the guy holding the primordial fire of the outerverse in his hands has nothing on this...
>>152074503Based.
>Kratosjeet melty
>>152074503My lie detector.... Is silent
>>152074688it's what their characters are made for. Bruce Banner is a nerd and a tranny always crying like a fag because "waaahhh daddy was mean to me!"real men act like Kratos and man up.
CHADtos!cucky banner...
>>152073186Naruto (peak) vs Yuji/Sukuna (peak)
>>152074702>Kektos>A real manLol lmao even
>>152074503>this is the post that caused KratosFAGS to have a meltyFunny.
>transphobiaBe better
>>152074657Buxabreaker rabolusted Hulk is unstoppable
>HulkKEK meltyHulk LOST to CHADZILLA canonically!
>>152074503Is this true? It looks legit.
GODnner!Cucktos...
I can’t tell if there are genuine Kratosfags in these threads or it’s all just falseflags.
SEEEEEX! I WANT TO HAVE SEEEEX!
>>152074717>KINGtos>Had two virgin wives and thousands of lovers>cucky banner>every man in marvel beats him up and fucks his biiiihIf you played God of War maybe you wouldn't have grown up into such a weak cuckold, hulkbro...
>>152074503Yup, it's canon.
Rabo Hulk solos Morpheus Kratos.
>>152074726FVARK STOP TELLING THEM PLEEEEAAASSEEE!!!
Superbros... There only 1 day left before our hero gets butchered
>>152074503>Skill
>>152074742No one /here/ is genuine Kratos fag it's 90% shit posting and 10% warrior z
>>152074735post bruce banner's wife not getting fucked by every man in all of marvelpost him not being a trannypost him not crying like a fag every story because "waaaaah muh daddy hit me and i'm a crybaby pussy waaaaahhh"
Hi guys
>>152074503Kratosfags are something else
Kratos won.
>>152074722
>>152074503KEKBASEDCANON
green slave, do that funny dance i like or i will beat you up and fuck your wife again.
>>152074785>Owning slaves Doesn't sound like being a better man to me
>>152074785
ENOVGH.
>>152074693>primordialThe Old Power is that. Post the Blades of Chaos one-shotting a character with basic Super Strength
>>152074785YES MASTER KRATOS KRATOS ARE STRONGEST THERE IS PLEASE NO AM CUUCK HULK AGAIN
Post Kratos dancing like a SISSY in Fortnite.
>>152074789I'm sorry Master Hulk! I'll do that funny little dance for you instead!
>>152074792no it's not, it came from Sakaar.Bruce Banner cucks once again being insecure little liars, as punishment i am fucking your girlfriend again tonight lil bro...
Why does SHITulk talk like a BROWN ESL? Why does he act like a violent BROWN ESL? Hulk is for people who are BROWN in body, mind, and spirit. BROWNulk.
>>152074801QUEEEENNNNTTTOOOOSSSS
>Warrior-Z melty
You know regardless of your opinion on edgy humour, I draw the line ad advocating for rape even in a joking sense
>>152074812>Words words words
HULK(screaming with babyish butthurt)HULK… STRONGEST… THERE IS!Kratos does not flinch. He does not rise to meet the tantrum. He merely breathes—measured, controlled. His flesh bears no wound. His eyes, steady and regal, watch the green snowflake with something approaching pity.KRATOS(quietly)You scream as a child does. Loud enough to hide your fear.Hulk charges, each footfall shaking the dirt like drums of war. But Kratos does not move. Instead, he stands, as if in prayer—or judgment.With deliberate grace, he draws the Sword of Olympus, its glow a soft white—ancient, absolute.Hulk lunges.Kratos waits.And when Hulk is but a breath away—Kratos plunges the blade downward.The sword pierces Hulk's chest like parchment, impaling him to the ground. The green yellow belly freezes mid-roar, pain, confusion and terror flashing across his face. His fists, once unstoppable, tremble uselessly in the air. Kratos kneels above, driving the blade deeper through, as Hulk whimpers in pain, begging unintelligently for mercy.Kratos rises, steady and calm, leaving the blade in place with a slow, merciful strength.KRATOS(soft, solemn)You are a monster no longer.The glow of the Sword of Olympus pulses once. Then Hulk collapses, silently, eyes wide not in rage—but in awe at the mercy of Kratos.Kratos withdraws the sword and looks skyward. A cold wind stirs around him, and the battlefield falls quiet.Only stillness.A King stands alone—unmoved, unshaken, inspiring a better world of better men.
>>152074791>Starts losing argument >Hides behind schizo babble fanfiction Heh
>>152074818HOly fuck brvtal
I DO MY FUNNY LITTLE DANCE
>>152074822noone here is being raped, bruce banner's gf just naturally lets all the men who are stronger and smarter than him fuck her because she's so fuarking wet for them, and this includes KINGtos!
Post Kratos doing this.
>>152074823>Brown people when there's a single sentence in front of them
Why do Kratosbros switch between being staunch allies and being transphobic and homophobic on a dime?
>>152074806The Old Power was created by the ancient Shadow Priests that eventually came to the planet Sakaar. It is an artificial form of the Power Cosmic. FUCK, ITS THE PRIMAL POWER COSMIC
>>152074824CAAAAAANNNNOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!
>There is a universe in Marvel where fucking ANTMAN solos the HulkKEKAROOO!!! WHAT-IF... HULK GOT KEKED BY FUCKING ANTMAN!!
>>152074503My HERO!!!
>>152074847Is there a universe where Kratos destroys a planet?
>>152074844>artificial form ofso not primordial? Got it.Your gf is mine lil bro, next time play God of War and learn how to be a man.
>>152074824FVARK IT'S CANON!!!
>>152074841>Blue>Pink>Toe headI don't get it.
>>152074837But you are now over 18 and have no real excuse to keep at it with the sexual remarks about her
>>152074503KratosSAARS....
Why do powerscalers always talk like /dbz/ fags?>ChungusCHAD Solos BingusBITCH anyday>My hero FOLDS your hero....'s laundry
>>152074847>HBOCtos
>>152074801Which would you like, my king?
>>152074824KIIIIIIINNNNGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS
How is this even a debate
>>152074855No!
>>152074824This happened. I was that bird.
>>152074865don't slutshame her, chud. If she wants to suck Kratos' BWC on bruce banner's bed while he cries like a fag and watches from the cuck chair like always, then that is HER business!
>>152072846
>>152074856>The blade of chaos isn't It was made by Ares LOL
>>152074882Eren...
>>152074503KKKKKKKKKKKKIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGulk!!!
>>152074883You know that it's not to late to start doing the right thing right?Goodbye
>>152074824As the hallowed KING of /dbg/, and strongest being in all the threadsI declare this post...CANON!
>>152074877HAHAHHA kratos DIES and CRIES KEKPOOPYSHITBRAPSCATFUNNYROO
>>152074870>can't handle the banterAbscond.
>>152074503
>>152074822I frankly never understood the alliance desu.
>>152074877"is that a small anaconda??? FVAAARRKKK SAVE ME THOR I'LL LET YOU BANG MY WIFE AGAIIINNN!!!"
>>152074905
I only just noticed this guy posts the same way the "cucky simon" poster did
>>152074923That anaconda would kill Kratos btw.
>>152074503Hulkbro was.......too.......STRONG!!!!
>>152074890using the Primordial fire, yes. The Primordial Fire still exists as per Ragnarok.As we've now proven: Kingtos is a featschad and a family man. bruce banner is a lying pathetic rat, and a cuckold
ENOUGH! KNEEL TO YOUR FEATSMAN KING!GOOOOODNIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!
>>152074905What about this: >https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Kratos_(Canon,_God_of_War)/The_lad_named_marx
>>152074925>only outerversepost him being Extraversal.
>Kratos>1-C>CHADulk>1-A
>>152074952>KINGtos>1-S
>>152074928Which guy?
>>152074934
>>152074923>One panel laterPost Kratos running away from Jörmungandr
>>152074959Warrior Z
>>152074942Plumber victim
>>152074503YOU ARE BROWN!!!
So how is /dbg/ gonna react to Anissa and Bulletproof killing Bulletproof's parents?
>>152074964Kratos beat Baldr and Thor who both beat JormungadrHulk got his shit wrecked by a smaller than average anaconda. He's a weakling and a pussy who can't compete...
>>152074975By laughing at invincible like always
>>152072846They're not even that strong. Resident Evil and Left 4 Dead have better zombies.
Don't make sexual remarks on people you fucking creepy incels
How many unique IPs do you think are in this thread?
HULK CUUCKS WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DOI OFFERED HIM MY WIFE'S PUSSY IN EXCHANGE FOR NOT BEATING US UP LIKE ALWAYS BUT HE SAID HE DIDN'T NEED MY PERMISSION AND WAS ALREADY FUCKING HER FVVVAAAAARRRKKK GOODBYE TEETH!!!
>>152074964
RAPED and GAPED. You know what character I'm talking about.
Kratos broke you.
>>1520749917 total
>>152074993Nationality?
>>152074503Kratos got GAPED!!
>>152074986"cums in you"
>>152074983>Hulk was hugged less than 2 panel Look at Thor choking out Kratos with one hand
Stop gaping the Hulkcucks, Kingtos scholars!So what if bruce banner is canonically weak, less intelligent than kratos, a transgender and a cuckold, we must value his alternative lifestyle as his own experiencedo not spread violence...spread JOY!
>>152075022Thor destroyed the infinite dimensional + worldtree. Kratos is also holding back.Pussy Hulk cried for daddy because a smaller than average regular snake squeezed him lmao
I see...it's all so clear now...
>>152075000The infection overcame the gods it's all over now.
Post Kratos destroying a planet.
>>152075021>ERP out of NO WHERERace and IQ? Also who do you like more, Kratos or Hulk?
>>152075019KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>152075031kratos is immune to all diseases and transmutations.
>>152075032post cucky hulk tanking a gorilla.
Someone post the Kratos babality gif.
>>152075019SHITtos...
>>152075023What's wrong with being trans?
>>152075032https://www.reddit.com/r/GodofWar/comments/1e3uxzx/i_think_people_forget_the_fact_that_ares/>Kratos destroyed a whole universe, with visible planetsnow post Hulk destroying a planet. And I did say Hulk, no She-Hulk doing most of the work.
Post Hulk destroying a multiverse
ENOUGH! BRING ME BIRDPERMAN!!!
>re*dit>wall of [COPE]Post Kratos destroying a planet.
>>152075032The Marvel Zombies ate planets
>>152075007Mexico of course
>>152075080already did, posted him destroying a whole universe of planets. Your turn for a planet. no asking she-hulk for help.
>>152075055>A-ASURA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY DIAPER!! CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER ASURA!! BE THE BETTER MAN AND CHANGE YOUR PATHETIC STUPID BABY VASSAL'S DIAPER ASURA!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER ASURA, CHANGE IT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!! IT'S SHITTY AND PISSED!! IT'S PISSY AND SHIT!! ASURA-SAMA, MY DIAPER NEEDS A HECKIN' CHANGERINO!! ASURA ASURA ASURA I NEED A CHANGE RIGHT NOW!! RIGHT NOW ASURA!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER RIGHT NOW!! I CANNOT DO IT MYSELF, I CANNOT EVEN DEFEAT YOU!! YOU CAN DESTROY A PLANET, WHILE AM I THE STUPID UGLY SHITTY VAPID BABY SUB-MOUNTAIN LEVEL GOD OF WAR RETARD KRATOS!! I AM MERELY A STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, BRAIN-DAMAGED, MALFORMED, ASS-NUGGET, SHIT-BRAINED, DIPSHIT, COOMER, PENCIL-DICKED, SCUMBUTT, FAGTARD, SIMPLETON, TURD-EATING, QUEERBAIT, NINCOMPOOP, EUNUCH, DOUCHELORD, CAMELFUCKING, ASSLICKING, MORONIC BABY RETARD AND I NEED YOU TO CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER ASURA!!! ASURA-SAMA, PLEASE CHANGE MY SHITTY DIAPER AND SPANK ME LIKE THE NAUGHTY BABY MONSTER I TRULY AM ASURA!!! ASURA ASURA ASURA I'M SO TIRED OF ATREUS OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS BEING THE ONE TO CHANGE ME!!!! CHANGE MY DIAPER ASURA!!!! ASURA-SAMA, THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOUR MANLY HANDS BEING ANYWHERE NEAR MY CROTCH IS ENOUGH TO GIVE ME A BIG OL' TWO-INCH DIAPER-BONER!!! ASURA-SAMA, CHANGE MY DIAPER AND KISS MY WIFE!! ASURA-DONO, YOU ARE NO LONGER A MONSTER, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO SIT IN MY OWN SHIT ASURA, I NEED YOU TO CHANGE ME -- WAIT SPAWN-SAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PLEASE DON'T VAPORIZE THE SHIT AWAY I NEED ASURA TO WIPE IT- AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESTOP!!
Naruto Zombies seem pretty cool for general and psychological warfare, not to mention they have unlimited energy which effectively makes them useful immortal warriors. even if they're not at full power.
>>152075093K, B, C
>>152075026Hulk destroyed the Outerversal chain + First Firmament. Hulk was holding back. Pussy Kratos cried for his son because an obese man threaten to beat up him up lmao
>>152075091Weakest Hulk btw >>152074838
>cucky brucie: what, you think you're better than me just because you're stronger, smarter, way manlier, a better person, have actual onscreen feats of destroying planets and universes, and don't job to regular animals?>KINGtos: Yes.
>>152075084Wouldn't cosmic energy restore them to a full life? Why would they still be rotting undead zombies?
>>152075101>a chain>inside a metal doorWe're waiting for that planet, canon cuck FRAUD!
>>152075101>an obese man threatenCucky Hulk SAAAAR
>>152075110You second
>>152075102>needs science man's magic outerversal shoesAnd yet without them he jobs to snakes and gorillas and arrows, oh nonononono...
>>152075042The Hunger bypasses all immunitites. Kratos would go in thinking he's immune, get careless, and end up infected.
>>152075110Bite your tongue! Just because we haven't SEEN Hulk do it doesn't mean he can't!
>>152075118>posts planet that SHE HULK destroyedCucky Hulk FRAUD...
GODulk PLEASE have mercy!
>>152075121>copePost Kratos destroying a mountain.
>>152075122Kratos bypasses all immunity bypasses in canon.
>>152075130...on that snake, or i will be forced to onepunch you then fuck your wife again!
>>152075109The Hunger > cosmic healingThat simple
>>152075122Kratos has boundless immunity to omnipotents. Zombieism couldn't even beat base Dr Doom. Kratos sweeps the whole verse.
In worm scion destroyed united kingdom, that makes him the real hero of the story
>>152075150He said this on opposite day btw
Hulkbro...your wife is the property of KINGtos...
>>152075146Isnt galactus pure energy?
BASEDtos
The only thing Kratos cannot defeat is the Ottoman Empire, Which occupied and ruled Greece for centuries.
HEROtosWISEtosKINGtos
>the hulk fag is unironically humoring the kratos "fag" (trol) vsbw delusions (bait)This is pathetic mang.
I'M A SUPERSTAAR!!
didn't hulk die to a growth device on his heart in one of the What-If episodes
didn't hulk permanently die to Hawkeye and need to be resurrected by the Challenger years later?
>>152075135The Hunger also bypasses that. >>152075180The Hunger made him flesh so the zombies could eat him. They eat several energy based characters in the series. The hunger is just THAT powerful.
I feel the hypocrisy desu
Isn't Kratos the KING of KINGS??!!
Kratos won this thread.
>control f Kratos>117 results
>>152075208That hunger looks very powerful almost like this whole comic was wrote by a monkey
Kratos? More like
>>152075208Uatu literally did not die from this
>Kingtos melty You love to see
NO ASURA DON'T GAPE ME
>>152075265hulk said this.
>>152075265Ochaco said this before making Deku watch
>>152075276...because he was reading out loud Kratos' autobiography.
>>152075250 https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3675680&tags=leandro_comics+hulk JAJAJAJJAJAJAJ
>he was reading out loud Kratos
Now that the dust has settled... who won?
>“Kratosfag” gets BTFO by Hulk>runs straight back to falseflag with Asura
>>152075315Kratos lost.
>>152075315Hulk has humbled kektos banishing him back to /v/
>>152075335>>152075335>>152075335
>>152075339Is that the H-hu-hu-HULK?!?!?
>>152075296No way... it... i-it was... i-i-it was s-straight porn ALL ALONG?!?!