Hulk SMASH
Hulk won. Kratos lost. These halls are freed from the bile of /v/
Is it just me or has Warrior-Z posting become more prevalent lately?
I still don't get it
Kratos won.Hulk is a weak pathetic soiboy cuck.
>invades your verse
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>>152075347>MAK-K-KaaAaaaAa... Join... Me...
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>>152075376Why does Fortnite ruin everything it touches? It just collects IPs like Pokémon, it’s the definition of soulless.
Let's be more wholesome in this thread. Post some of your favorite feats. Not necessarily the strongest, just your favorites.
HulKEKs lost last thread
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So you have no problem with me spamming Ryona then?
>>152075391that looks like a dildo
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>>152075377>stand back, young lady, I've got this.
>>152075435That isn't Reimu and Jalter
>>152075435Why do all my favorites fall to the infection?
>>152075392The Yugioh and Pokemon SLAYER
>>152075407Wario victim
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>>152075446
>>152075392Gapes Adventure Time btfo
>>152075488Irrelevant to this discussion but decided to check what vsbw places the fantastic 4 and it seems they all fall into whatever 5B means and reed is lower then that (8-C) unless given prep
>>152075335What are hulks "hax"?
>>152075685Gamma
Thread theme:https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=sfUSKcJQlzg&si=uxz_YzsUnfjDQjUY
BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152075690Hulk doesn't have hax. He just punches really hard
>>152075347>cuck delusions
>>152075730Gamma > anything Kratos has
>>152075716Sonic vs Bowser when?
>>152075716The Death Battle subplebbit is mentally ill
>>152075716This has no connection. At least Hulk and Kratos are similar and related.Kratos is the personification of strength Hulk is the strongest there is Both are misunderstood Both were seen as monster Both have a barbaric state of anger Both are horny and fuck Both are role models
>>152075735Im not talking about Kratos you retard. Im asking you wtf hulks hax are. Gamma isnt a hax. He never kills anybody with radiation you fucking idiot.
>>152075738Bowser stomps SHITnic.
>>152075754It's not meant to have a connection, it's a tournament of the DB winners this year
>>152075716This is a low diff win for Bowser if we're being honest
>>152075730>doesn't have hax>Making shit up Read the comicbook or at least pick up a physics book about wavelength
>>152075771Post the hulk using his "gamma" to "hax" someone. Anybody. If you can't then its not a fucking hax you complete circus.
>>152075771That is still not fucking hax
>>152075738>Sanic want to be Mario so badly Your series would be nothing without Dr.Eggman
kekaroo
Um....Buffyxisters?
>>152075787Gamma radiation is the antithesis of Cosmic radiation,[7][2] as it proved to be capable of reverting the cosmic rays' effects on The Thing.[8] Jack of Hearts's Zero Energy could be used to absorb gamma radiation.[9]
>>152075797In large doses, gamma radiation is lethal to most living beings, but individuals affected by the third form are instead transformed into beings called Gamma Mutates. It's magical in nature too
>>152075811Maybe im just retarded but when you think of "hax" dont you logically think of some ability better than sucking up some radiation? Very limited hax i suppose against other irradiated beings only...
2 + 2 = 5
>>152075827Life drain is pretty fucking op. Immortality is pretty fucking op. Death aura is pretty fucking op.
>>152075805The fact that a street tier that visibly moves slower than cars drew that many categories and even took power over the second strongest MHA character is an embarrassment for the verse
Hax man.. the incredible hulk
>>152075797Not only did he downloaded the image he used from the wiki, but he literally just copypasted the explanation without removing the references. Goddamit.
I think it's crazy how none of the canonically dumb characters never get tricked in death battle. It's like they can't write a good fight to save their lives.
>>152075873Bowser was tricked at the beggining, but eggman was so bewildered over his stupidity that he blew that advantage.
>>152075738Bowser Jr is enough.
>>152075873Joker vs Sweet Tooth
>>152075873>Tom tricks Wile in their fight>Eggman tricks Bowser in their fight>Giorno gets a solid upper hand on Joker with his intelligence in their fightWhat more do you want?
>>152075889Bowser junior isn't even enough to be an antagonist in his own debut game.
>>152075873This has happened tons of times
How do we save Ash from his current reputation?
>>152075901Not enough trickery and underhanded tactics I want more wins where they essentially cheat out a victory.
>>152075909And yet he still solos SHITnic.
Well?
I supposed i looked for hulk "hax". He can fire beams of energy which i guess count as hax because they are just gamma blasts.
>>152075926Yeah, maybe if you huff glue as a hobby.
>>152075685Probably the Below Place bullshit.
>>152075845Sabrina the Teenage Witch probably takes all those categories in a sweep
>Yeah, maybe if you huff glue as a hobby.
>>152075917make another evil dead movie
>>152075921Booster gold victory was basically that "lol my shield is too strong, so I am gifting it to you"
>>152075932CHUDHITOOOOSSSSSSS
>>152075932>cucky Simon, Miles, Asura, Hulk, Godzilla, Dante, Ash, Yugi all in supportive>ShigarakiKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>152075335Kratos: Socorro naldo
>>152075932>Asura is supportive of trannies>Kratos doesn't really careUh...
>Yeah, maybe if you huff glu-AAACCCCKKKKKKK!
Serious powerscaling question, no shitpost: Let's suppose there's this character named lightning mcgee. Lightning mcgee is a mage that shoots lightning. The lightning seems to act pretty much exactly like real lightning. There's one problem, however: Everyone is able to dodge lightning mcgee's attacks in universe. It's not speedsters or the strongest characters that dodge it, but also much weaker characters, you also can't just chalk it up to just aim dodging. It seems weird because, before lightning mcgee was introduced, these weaker character had trouble with much, much slower enemies. Now, later on, one of the strongest/fastest characters in the verse fights a villain, and this villain hits him with magical bullet. This magical bullet is stated to move at around, let's say mach 6. The strongest character cannot dodge it fully, we're told it's too fast for him. Now, how do you solve this conundrum? Do you accept that the verse is filled with lightning timers, and the bullet anti-feat is an outlier, or do you assume that lightning mcgee's magical lightning is slower than real lightning?
>>152075932>TransFemGothBabe
>>152076019>or do you assume that lightning mcgee's magical lightning is slower than real lightningThis oneYou can also just say Avatar
>>152076019I assume Lightning McGee's lightning is slower than real lightning.
>>152075932I don't know about the rest but Bardock would NOT be okay with that.
>>152076043If it causes the same effects as getting struck by real lightning why isn't it real lightning?
>>152075932>Not supportiveSLANDEROUS
>>152075932God I hate trannies.
>>152076074Because it moves slower unless WoG says its as fast.
>>152076087You have no proof or reasoning it moves slower other than your assumption.
>>152075933Yeah I guess Ki blast are hax since they have bigger range than punches, The Incredible Range Hax.
>>152076040>You can also just say AvatarLol. I didn't really think about Avatar specifically. This seems to be a common thing that happens in stories with magical lightning abilities or light manipulation. Why wouldn't you assume the magical bullet is an outlier, though? Couldn't you equate it to something like Goku getting hurt by the fire hydrant or something? >>152076043Same questions I had for the other anon I'm replying to. Why not assume that the magical bullet anti-feat is an outlier, considering the lightning is shown to have the same properties as real lightning with the single exception of this one speed contradiction.
>>152075932If Atreus came out Kratos would not just go "okay", there's no chance he isn't at least a bit supportive.
>>152076117A lot of verses really cant do shit about beams
>>152075836Has Hulk ever used life drain or death aura.And about the immortality, that's silly there's no way Banner is some kind of... Immortal Hulk
>>152076100If the other characters are dodging it by diving away or side stepping without any indication they are moving faster than a normal person, then it is slow lightning. If characters are constantly portrayed as moving with blues pr speedlines or after images or flash stepping, its feasible for it to be as fast as lightning
>>152075335Hulk? Doomsday's bitch.Doomsday? Anti-LGBTQ+.Kratos? Hope of LGBTQ+ and minorities therefore he conceptually erases Doomsday.Therefore Kratos beats Hulk.
ballot>Goku vs Sonic They get it. “What else do you want us to say”>Sportacus vs PepsimanThey know what you want and what you are doing, liam says there is better match ups for both.>Kon vs Ness (Bleach vs SaveState Comics) Don’t know anything about SaveState Comics. They do get it. And the kill would be stuffing instead of blood which is a fun change.>Violet vs Gozyu Unicorn (Persona vs Super Sentai) Sam of course misread the names. Thinks it makes sense and loves the colors.>Aya Brea vs Jill Valentine Ben says they should do this as a cast soon. >Superboy-Prime vs Gwenpool love the thumbnail. Love both characters and they both would be fun to explore.>The Miis vs The Bots They enjoy the idea. >Axe Cop vs Bobobo-bo-bo-bobo It’s in every banter. Always wanted to do this and thinks it would be so fun to do. >Battle Cats vs Cookie RunLiam asks if they can get candy crush in a death battle.>Cell vs Metal SonicClassic Heater. Crazy that they haven’t done cell yet, out of all db characters. >Roxas vs Starkiller Talked about this a few times. It’s cool and they want to cover both.>Piccolo vs Macaque (Monkie Kid) Sam struggles to say Macaque’s name five times. Monkie kid as a franchise has come up a lot. DJ says it is so good. >Boa Hancock vs Medusa (Fate) They think it makes sense and enjoy it.>Max Rockatansky vs Snake Pliskin (Mad Max vs Escape from New York) They like the thumbnail and thinks the fight is good
>>152076019Magic lightning isn't as fast as real lightning, easy>>152076100The proof is that we don't see it on screen move as fast as real lightning
>Cyrus vs Enrico Pucci They ask if it is Cyrus’s normal team or if he has Dialga and/or Palkia. They say Pucci might blitz normal cyrus but loses to the legendaries. They bring up if it would be just them or also team galactic vs The prison stand users. Could be a very unique fight in general, especially if it is the team fight.>Chucky vs Springtrap Sam thinks this one is thematically pretty solid. Chucky would be fun to go over. They want scenes of chucky on Springtrap’s head attacking him.>Olivia vs Sam (Fear and Hunger vs Look Outside) they have no idea about either. “Every Gamer’s worst fear: looking outside”. They think the connections are very specific and make sense. But wonders how a fight between the two of them would work.>Sailor Moon vs Madoka Kaname Have seen this before, likes it. >Yuta Okkotsu vs Guren Ichinose (Seraph of the End) Chad says he voiced in Seraph of the End as a vampire extra. Thinks the fight sounds cool. Liam likes Yuta a lot.>Dillon vs Saki Amamiya (Power Rangers RPM vs Sin and Punishment) RPM is a legendary series and is one of Sam’s favorites. They have heard Sin and Punishment was great but never played it but it is often talked about like it was touched by god themself. >Albedo vs Surge (Ben 10 vs Sonic the Hedgehog) DJ says Surge is one of the coolest things sonic has ever done within the past ten years.>Beatrice vs The Princess (Umineko when they cry VS Slay the Princess) Sam doesn’t really know Umineko at first. They bring up they talked about it before, Liam only knows it because it has a reputation of one of the strongest series they could bring on death battle. >Spider-man vs Donetello This is sick. Wonders if Donnie can keep up. Ben says he doesn’t think he has seen this before. >Rick Grimes vs Joel Miller Remember this being brought up a lot a few years ago. Says society has moved on from zombies as a culture.
>>152075932>Mahito can actually completely turn a male into a biological female>transphobic Holy based
>>152076019This has me thinking, what are actual beams that are considered FTL onscreen with no bullshit? Like shit that could circle a planet multiple times in a second.
>Archie Eggman vs Griffith They are super confused. Along with the match up they don’t quite understand. Ben goes “Lets not speak of this again”.>Dr Edgar Zomboss vs King Pig Two characters that enable Iphone kids to be a thing. Makes sense as a concept. >Captain Price vs John Rambo Rambo would be very fun but very sad to talk about on death battle. >Sypro vs U.B. (U.B. Funkeys) Sam remembers seeing the UB funkeys before, no one else really recognizes them. >Akaboshi Bisco (Sabikui Bisco) vs Gyro Zeppli They never heard of Sabikui Bisco. They like the art of it. Connections make sense. They love Gyro and part 7. >Azula vs Cyclonis (ATLA vs Storm Hawks) they say this is a classic. Got this on a pitch and seen it a few times. It’s a good idea.>Dale Cooper vs Harry Du Bois (Twin Peaks vs Disco Elysium) They think this is great. Thinks they are cooking with this. >Liu Kang vs Mori Jin (Mortal Kombat vs God of Highschool) This seems cool. Know nothing about God of Highschool outside of the ballots and seeing him constantly pop up. They think this is sick and always wondered who to put Mori Jin against.>Adam vs Prometheus (Record of Ragnarok vs Hades 2) Sam calls it “The first guys” and the others laugh.>Aliens vs FaeriesThey think this is really sick. Love the concept and connection because they are abductors. Do like the idea of modern vs old school.>Siffrin vs Asriel Dreamer Love all the art for the submission.>Fuuko Izumo vs Milo Murphy (Undead Unluck vs Milo Murphy’s Law/Phineas and Ferb) This is funny, makes sense. Thinks they had a pitch for this.
>>152076189>>152076174>>152076163Where is all this coming from?
>>152076184>FTL onscreen with no bullshit?How exactly would the viewer ever be able to see a no bullshit FTL attack?
>>152076163>>Axe Cop vs Bobobo-bo-bo-boboLame, Axe Cop is for Inferno Cop and Bobobo-bo-bo-bobo is for Uncle Grandpa
>>152076194DBZ does this all the time
>>152076019Obviously everyone is a lightning timer and that bullet is also faster than lightning, the only thing pointing towards the bullet being slower is a STATEMENT so it can be easily ignored
>>152076122Because there are numerous instances of slow lightning in fiction and if an author is going out of their way to specifically label the speed of said bullet then it can be safely assumed the same is true of this lightningThere's also nothing suggesting that the lightning would even be particularly fast in the first place
>>152076019You assume Lightning McGee's lightning is slower than real lightning. I HATE the "he dodged le laser so he's lightspeed now!" type of powerscaling.
>>152076193it's the galaxy membership ballot submissions
A character can dodge lightning and not be a lightning timer. Aim dodging is a thing and most moves have a small window even if it's picoseconds.
>>152076209Is it really on-screen if the feat is shown by having the fight be just a bunch of impacts happening while the characters aren't seen?
>>152076153What if the verse stablishes that characters can in fact move at superhuman speeds if they train, maybe some can even move at supersonic speeds in short bursts? Is this enough to assume that the magical lightning clears enough criteria to be equal to real lightning, therefore it moves as fast as lightning, therefore the magical bullet is simply an outlier?
>>152076245If they dodge by moving after the lightning is already fired that makes them lightning timers, simple stuff
>>152075932SHIGARAKITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
>>152076194You either go Asura’s Wrath style and have the laser be shot from many galaxies away or have the laser get shot up into the atmosphere and it reaches a faraway planet or star.
>>152076174>Olivia Haas vs Sam I'm happy my girl is getting some MUs (even if I don't understand why her specifically against Sam)That being said if they go with endgame forms Sam can quite literally solo F&H but if they go with gameplay Olivia is fucking broken
>>152076218>There's also nothing suggesting that the lightning would even be particularly fast in the first placeThen would you say that every instance of lightning, even natural (like it comes from a storm cloud) shouldn't be considered as having lightning speed? Or are you specifically saying that magical lightning shouldn't EVER be considered to be lightning fast unless explicitly stated that the magic perfectly mimicks lightning in every way? Or the fact that it's so easily dodgeable by so many character of various speeds make it dubious by default?
>>152076189>Fuuko Izumo vs Milo MurphyFight Fuuko effortlessly wins
>>152076231Deku...
What do ballots even do?
Alright you fucking fucks, I'm gonna make my own VS Show (without research) by commissioning a sprite animator to make two minute fights I wrote for meGive me some kino matchups that are DIMES but can be animated with sprites and tell me what you'd like to see in them (I could incorporate it in the script just don't suggest anything freaky cuz the animator won't like it)So far this is my line up>LockedThor vs OptimusMartian Manhunter vs JirenMeta Knight vs Shadow the HedgehogHank J Wimbledon vs V1Doomsday vs Kid BuuCourage vs PeppinoAntonBlast Satan vs King K. Rool>Locked but I need spritesSuper Brainz vs Bizarro>Locked if Death Battle doesn't do it firstIchigo vs Danny PhantomCell vs Zygarde>Might happenCrimson Dynamo vs Senator ArmstrongGodzilla vs Arceus>Could substitute other episodesAccelerator vs Magneto>Could substitute other episodes but needs spritesPlutonian vs Scion
>>152076304Kratos vs Asura
>>152076304>Godzilla vs ArceusBeyond both being MONSTERS, literally what is the connection
>>152076285Like every single nushonen. None of them are anywhere near light speed. It's all a retarded competition because every show's fanbase feels like it HAS to compete with Dragon Ball/Marvel/DC.Like realistically no, you aren't their level, and that's okay. It's alright if your entire verse loses to Raditz/Spiderman/whatever. There's no need to say "UHHH GOJO IS ACTUALLY BLACK HOLE PLANETARY LEVEL!!!"
>>152076334"What is a king of all monsters, to a GOD of all monsters?"
>>152076245>Aim dodging is a thingFor some reason everyone used to understand this like five years ago, because they actually played video games where you could dodge roll a wizard shooting lighting at you cause you saw the tell of his arm moving to cast the spell.But now everyone interprets it as having to indicate actual lighting speed.
>>152076361A lot of games animate attacks like that in a way where you can still move in-tandem with the blast which still lets you technically calculate it if you want to wank
>>152076304Carnage vs alex mercer
>>152076283It just depends on context, but >magical lightning shouldn't EVER be considered to be lightning fast unless explicitly stated that the magic perfectly mimicks lightning in every way?I think this would just be the safest route. Though even then you have cases of verses like Avatar where they do seem to react to natural lightning at certain points, but I think that itself would be the huge outlier compared to how often they're threatened by things like arrows and the fact that Aang or Korra moving that fast destroys the narrative.
>>152076019Obviously the answer is Lightning McGee's lighting is slow. A real question is>A character is shown visibly traveling interstellar distances in seconds through sheer speed alone. He is shown speeding from galaxy to galaxy in picoseconds casually, and performs multiple of these very clearly FTL feats constantly and consistently.>He is later shocked to hear a character is light speed and implies said character is faster than him.>How fast should one put both characters?
>>152076236How much does that cost
>>152076338>Every single new-ACKFriendly reminder that you CAN'T argue this is anything other than a light speed feat.Tooru's power allows her to deflect LIGHT, if this attack were anything but light this wouldn't work at all.BnH IS FTL, no matter how much you cry about it
>>152076275Is this one of those annoying niggas in Bloodborne that slimes you when you go inside a dark building?
>>152076338I think he was just making a Deku joke because of the image posted
>>152076403Oh right sorry i didn't see you last thread, yeah this one seems pretty good except that we'll need good effects for Mercer tho
>>152076453She jumped before it was shot, this is aim dodging. Aim parrying.
>>152076453MHA? CONSISTENT FTL verse.
>>152076433Normal membership is 6 bucks a month, galaxy membership is 12 bucks a monthThe ballot is closed right now but it should re-open later in the year when they do the next champion event to vote for a matchup
>>152076453Did not read a single letter. You will never join the big power levels club.
>>152076482>SUBHOMELANDERmanIgnored.
>casually travels through centillions of universes in attoseconds, septillions of universes being destroyed in the aftershock of the sheer speed>"You're threatening me with a regular gun that shoots regular bullets? Well fuck there's nothing I can do about that."
>>152076501Fate Grand Order...
>>152076501Name a single example.
>>152076453>>152076476Bowser Jr (lowballed) fodder.
Do Brolyfags like Jiren?
>>152075932shit man of course miles is supportive he dating the hottest white trans girl on earth and anyone transphobic is jealous of him and probably racist too
https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Mina_Ashido_(MHA/Canon)/Maskboiperson>Large Room levelKEK!
>>152076422I think that's fair. What about this specific instance, though? Do you think lightning mcgee's lightning showing the exact same properties of lightning (like, it's not generally stated, but shown it functions like it) isn't enough because everyone dodges his attack AND there's a speed contradiction? Or since there's a clear lack of authoritative statement saying "The lightning created by lightning mcgee is exactly the same as real lightning" invalidates any lightning dodging feats? >>152076427Is that Invincible? That's actually a fucked scenario, though, maybe the verse has some sort of hyperspace mechanic and the other character is just straight up capable of accelerating to that speed at will no matter what?
Just because we never SEE Kratos be sodomized doesn't mean he hasn't
So we all agree that speed is the most important stat, but what's the second most important?
Is there any Universe where Goku doesn't just outlast Super Sonic and win? And if you genuinely think they're going to give Sonic "5D" or "Super Dimensional" scaling in Death Battle they oughtta medicate you.
>>152076522Minakeks...
reminder that makima solos your favorite character and would have beat gojo if death battle did research
>>152076422>Though even then you have cases of verses like Avatar where they do seem to react to natural lightning at certain pointsThe actual answer is that Iroh turned himself into a lightning rod once, and every other time they're dodging out of the way as the firebender does their pointing dance to do the lightning
>>152076532Either Durability or HaxThe former is arguably the most important stat even more than speed in a lot of cases because if you can't even hurt the person you're fighting how do you win?
>>152076509yeah we know, they have consistent MFTL+ speed feats
>>152076522KWAB!
>>152076453Holy fuark did she just run at lightspeed to catch that beam? That's insane, what the fuck are they feeding teenage girls in fictional japan??
>>152076553So does Mina.
>>152076526>maybe the verse has some sort of hyperspace mechanic and the other character is just straight up capable of accelerating to that speed at will no matter what?The character has a feat in which he casually races across the entire planet trillions of times over in an attosecond
>>152076522kek room level is a new one
It's kinda funny that speed caps out at immeasurable meanwhile strength has counting infinities level of autism
>>152076572Even under vswiki pseudo-science higher cardinals of infinite speed don't make sense, since speed is defined over the reals
>>152076572If you think baseline immeasurable is the be all end all then you simply are not autistic enough.
>>152076563And yet Bowser and his son still solo all of MHA.
>>152076601...'s futa-cocks
>>152076526If it just visually seems to be the same as lightning, as in it's just a generic yellow-white bolt, I don't think that's enough. I think this example is a bit too abstract. How is Lightning McGee using lightning, is he summoning it from the sky, does it conduct through materials, does it have an electromagnetic field, etc.? If it shared multiple properties with real lightning in such a way that it's evident the author does seem to know what they're talking about I think you could maybe accept it really is that fast, but the bullet feat along with the supernatural origin of the lightning would likely push it back the other direction.
>>152076601LMAO NO THEY FUCKING DONT BOWSER LITERALLY GETS BEATEN BY A FEW FIRE BALLS
>>152076453>>152076476>>152076563>MHA? CONSISTENT FTL verse.
>>152076622Multiversal fireballs.
>casually destroys infinity upon infinity upon infinity...dimensions of infinite multiverses comprised of infinite universes branching out into an infinite amount of timelines on-screen with the size, scale and scope of the cosmology and destruction very visibly shown and meticulously indicated>"I'm wall level btw"
>>152076625He can't see because a hand covers his face
>>152076513It's a very popular versus un the dragon ball community so yes
>>152076625mha is the weakest verse in fiction
>>152076610Sonicbro...>>152076625Luigi would've TANKED that btw.
>>152076638Fate Grand Order....
Post Bowser losing to a gun.Post the strongest MHA characters losing to guns.There, that determines if Bowser soloes the verse or not.
>>152076649Stronger than Mario.
>unYOU ARE BROWN
>>152076660>Stronger than Mario.'s laundry.
>>152076660....on opposite day.
>>152076662...no longer
>>152076662...no longer.
>Destructive Capability: High Outerversal>Attack Potency: Wall Level
>"Basically bowser jr has enough power to transcend all of existence in known reality/ the world and play around it like nothing but a lower dimensional construct"Boom.
>>152076688>those arm-musclesHelaDAMN!
>>152076696This would actually be really scary, a lot of things are below wall level in the real world
>>152076700That brat can make the whole universe into his playground? God help us all...
>>152076688
>>152076767cute
>>152076617Basically, there's multiple instances of it propagating across conductors. When it hits, it burns things with its intense heat. People hit with it are stunned/paralyzed due to the electric shock and have internal burns and such. These are things that can be visually seen happening when lightning mcgee fights, there's no narrator saying it, maybe someone does get hit and later they say they had internal burns, something similar. Also, Lightning Mcgee just uses magic. He just sort of wills it into existence with mana, or whatever bullshit magical source. However, like I said, characters often dodge the lightning. Some instances you could claim are aim dodging, others you can't. This is done by several characters in different levels of power, with the exception of the weakest who can only aim dodge it. Not forgetting about the mach 6 magical bullet anti feat I mentioned before, what do you think? Does it clear enough criteria in your opinion, or not? And if so, do you think that people dodging it so effortlessly + the anti-feat make it conclusive it's slower than real lightning?
>MHA? CONSISTENT FTL verse.Fact:it is a MAJOR PLOTPOINT in mha, that in the final arc of the series, Deku took at least 1 hour to travel 200km (Mach 0.16) from the ocean to the UA Coffin, and this was a major plotpoint because until he could get there people would die and the other heroes had to stall for his slow ass to arrive.Fact:Deku didn't run on water to get there, he had to use his fingers to propulse himself with float air force and fajin, because he thought to himself in writing that he can't run on water.Fact:Iida is able to run on water, and it's written as impressive even amongst the high tiers and Deku as well when he finally manages to break Mach 1 in the same Final Arc.So if your hero is faster than 122 mph or can walk on water, they are in every narrative and canonical sense VASTLY FASTER than Deku.
Barbatos...Knull...Madoka...
>>152076814>just uses magic.ok so it's not actual lightning, just magic lightning presumably made of magic unlike normal lightning
>>152076834ICONS of the HALLS!...and Barbatos, I guess...
>>152076834>The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
BRING ME KNULL
What's crazy to me about Bowser Jr vs Class 1-A is that powerscalers have proved beyond any possible doubt that Bowser Jr doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by them.He's equal in strength (low balled btw), if not superior, than End of Series Deku, and so durable that even a UNIVERSE EXPLODING literally CANNOT hurt him.He also has access to every single power up he's ever collected across his history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Bottomless Gloves, so he can literally just spam Starman forever and has literally infinite one-ups and power stars.He resists all of Class 1-A's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Shoto's attacks, he hard counters everything they can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in speed, and even then Bowser Jr was shown to have equal enough reaction and combat speed that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Tenya can do and was guaranteed to catch and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Deku gets utterly obliterated by Bowser Jr. (and the wiki pages also pointed out that if they gave the fighters EVERYTHING, Bowser Jr would be just as fast, if not faster, than Gearshift Deku)All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from Paper Mario or his high end stuff like the Chaos Hearts, the Dream Stone, or even forms like Wonder Bowser Jr or even the composite Omni-Junior: Heir of Absolute Wonder, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.
>>152076831My hero Yujiro sees Deku as a woman and fucks his fat femboy ass.
>>152076834Kratos's victims and his underage wife...
>>152076834FOOTSTOOLS for my HERO, GODKU!!!
>>152076831Starting to make mach 10 cap sound more and more believable...
These threads might be genuinely the only place on the internet that remembers Barbatos exists
>>152076834>Can I join...
>>152076895https://youtu.be/5St04gA7QSc
I remember once someone made a Barbatos and Knull post about raping an anon here. God that was hot
>>152076895We do not acknowledge the existence of death metal here.
>>152076865My lie detector....it just went silent.
I am walking down an alley of /co/ listening to some REIDI BY THEREWOLF MEDIA, when a gang of SYMBIOTES appear before me. I jump up and down in joy."Where you going, BATboi?" they ask."I'll go w-wherever you take me," I sayOne of the SYMBIOTE men grabs me by the throat."You ain't going nowhere, sissy," Knull says. "Now get cho cute ass on the ground."I obey, and he starts ripping my clothes off. All of the SYMBIOTE men whip their 19 INCHES OF VENOM out.They start TEARING into every orifice in my body. I feel immense pleasure from the HYPERMASCULINITY of these individuals."You like that, ya Dark Multiverse femboi?" the one DICKING me in my mouth asks."Y-yes," I gargle.His COCK is GIRTHIER and LONGER than any SUPERCOCK I have ever accepted."Oh, by the way Batboi, we be taking your women too!" one says, as he pulls his THROBBING DICK out of my cute little anus. He walks over to a solar power-deficient Mag*cal woman Madoka and PENETRATES her."You ain't making no Bat halfbreeds anymore," he grunted as he dominated her. "Yo childrens is Klyntar now.""Yes, s-sir..." I say.A large SYMBIOTE hand grabs my head and turns me towards a dominating face."Bat, I think I like you," Knull says.He sinks his lips into mine and his tongue crawls into my mouth. My oxytocin levels skyrocket and he licks my mouth while cupping my balls and fingering my anus with five fingers before ALL-BLACKing me. The other SYMBIOTE men stroke their love muscles at me.At once, a large amount of projectile from each individual penis fire like artillery cannons. They all make a direct hit on me, and it smells like Klyntar SEMEN."This is only the start, Batboi," they say. "Every Bat gon get King In Blacked this way."They leave me and M*doka lying on the street, completely naked covered in cum.THANK GAWD they didn't bring "The Devil Inside" like every crackloving Spiral Warrior who gave me AIDS ENJOYS.
>>152076923If I got raped by one of the more attractive characters here I would moan like a whore.
>>152076865CANONROONYROO!
>>152076925that's the Batkek event, you're thinking of Dark Night Metal
>man has a big plappable ass >anal is tighter than vagina >man has a prostate which means they feel more pleasure from it>no risk of getting pregnant>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE GAY SEX NOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST CAN'T BECAUSE UMMM NOOOOOOOOOOOOwhy are str*ightoids like this?
>>152076955What if you WANT to get someone pregnant
>>152076895He was upstaged hard by Batgiggles in every single way
>>152076865I cannot refute this...
>>152076955Favourite character?
>>152076955fellas is it gay if my girlfriend pegs my big plappable ass
>>152076978Completely straight, Yuta Okkotsu
>>152076973Why....Omori from the hit game OMORI by confirmed pedophile Omocat of course!
>>152076895I think most people forget that Batgiggles wasn't the big bad of the whole metal shit from the start
>>152076990How is shes a pedophile incel?
>>152076973Miles Morales, the one and only Spider-Man of course!
>>152077026I wonder
>>152077041OMOCATOOOOOOSSSSSS
>>152076019"Lightning"?
>>152076990FRIEND of TOBY FOX btw
>>152076836So unless it's natural or it's stated to be the exact same as real lightning then you don't accept it being lightning fast. However, if the magical lightning was, in fact, explictly stated as being exact same as real lightning, then you'd accept that they are all, in fact, lightning timers and you'd also accept the magical bullet as just an outlier anti-feat? Ok, I understand now.
>>152077041holy based
>>152076955Posts that make you scream KINGTOS
>>152077060Toby Fox confirmed ARYAN.
I do not care for mha, opm, dungeon meishi, and frieren.
>>152077041Omocat is a woman, right? Women are allowed to be pedophiles
Here comes the KEKKYCHOOCHOO TRAIN! Open Wide /dbg/!
>>152077066the bullet thing really depends on which is more consistent
Imagine being babysat by Omocat as a young boy and her hulking fat Asian woman frame forcing herself on you. Fuck...
>>152077104AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>152077104YUM!
very scary and deranged thread at the moment
>>152077104can i open my pussy wide and will it slide inside like a cock?
>CANONROONYROO!A grown man typed this out btw.
>>152077148I'm only 36, that's still young. I live with my parents too, they say I'm young still and I'm their cute little kid
I hate Omori, but the Captainkirb femboy porn is amazing.
>>152077158Old fucking loser
>>152077104Where? YUMMYROO
>>152077172reminder that every male looks like this to yujiro
Toby Fox could be one of the Reimu posters in these threads and we would never know
>>152077172What a good plump ass and cute bulge...
>>152077104OH BOY! I LOVE CHARIZARD'S CUM!!
>>152077168I'm a young nigga still
>>152077060>oh yeah dude, I am not homophobic, because it is gay, though I call things gay, which I mean, it is better than the times I said how much this game is negrified and how it needs gentrification asapHow did this nigger somehow went to make the designated awakening videogame for tranny kids, I don't know.
>>152077205You have a job babygirl?
>>152077060read his profile pictoby is a LOLIgod
>>152077203wrong cum, that's mine
>>152077060>>152077200toby is based
>>152077220Toby Fox being a Ran Yakumo fan is known
>Toby fox is a TROONhou fanExplains a lot.
>>152077202I'd bury my face in that ass and suck his bulgy wulgy
>>152077060>>152077206>"yeah I'm homophobic" and I look like this and live a harsh and sinister way of life and live in watery and damp environments
I love femboy porn but I would NEVER touch a man IRL
....and yes! I do love Marvel btw!
>>152077275Me…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh-ZJXHPQKg>First few sconds>"I am no son of yours, monster" - Kratos >Comment sections has KINGtos there>The video has every god in the SCP verse fearing Kratos, and wanting to take him down>Video implies Kratos can defeat all of the SCP verse's strongest anomalies (Scarlet King, Hanged King, God, and the video has him defeat the two gods in the video)>Ends with SCP-343 trapping Kratos in a video game franchise >Scarlet King asks is Kratos dead?>Video ends with SCP-343 stating if Kratos got out, they'd all be dead.What the fuck is this wank?
>>152077275Honey, I've BEEN touching men. I love me a hunk.
>>152077283GODTOSFUCKINGWON>>152077293would
>>152077283CAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNOOOOOOOOONNNNNN
I love GODnic the LORDhog btw.
>>152077283this is canon just because SCP jobbing is funnywhat does the Asura one have?
>>152077283What happened to the creativity, originality, and passion this channel had? The videos recently haven't been very original, nor have they had much thought put into them. Ive been subbed for quite a few years, and I used to look forward to new videos from SCP Explained, as opposed to now, where I expect either the subject for a new video to be based on a subject that has been overly done, which makes the new videos quite underwhelming, or just another compilation of rehashed and reused videos.I hope SCP Explained will address this issue and start making videos that are worth looking forward to watching again.
>omori yaoi posting hoursI'm not complaining
>>152077333Is this just a copypasta
>>152077283IF you're wondering, YES composite Kratos includes this.
>>152077338i want to clap that male tomboys cheeks
>>152077351>, YES composite Kratos includes this.Composite doesn't include fanfiction.
>>152077314>I love GODnic the LORDhog btw.>saying this during pedo posting hourshmm
>>152077399Actually literally everything involving SCP is canon so this is canon. KINGtos won.
>>152077399>Questioning the CANON gospelMorpheus Kratos will deal with you swiftly
>>152077322https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOqF29XVmi8>Asura gets thrown into the SCP world>SCP-Foundation approaches him>Asura acts like a monster (no joke)>Sends out SCP-682 and the Heart of Darkness>Asura defeats them>Asura threatens to destroy the Earth>Gets defeated by SCP-999 (Tickle Mosnter) because Dr. Clef sent SCP-999 out.Yeah, Asura got shafted.
>>152077387Yum!
>>152077172>>152077387i have an urge to feminize this boy
>>152077431well that's disappointing but still equally wanky as Kratos' one thanks to stomping 682
>>152077431This is the behemoth that managed to tame the unteachable monster
>>152077283That Mexican janitor Bruno can't try and bullshit this one.
>>152077448I don't think you can do much further than he already is
>>152077431>you're a monster no longer
>>152077471how about estrogen and a chastity cage
>>152077458I mean... In some Canons 999 is meant to be the one destined to defeat the scarlet king so yeah, he is a pretty big deal.
What makes Asura such good TEACHbait?
>>152077493I am still a monster
>>152077490>Scarlet King jobs to lava looking creature
Bojack Horseman solos your favorite verse.
...in chudness
>>152077544...'s underage girls.
>Normal words....BUT A HORSE GUY!
>>152077493The fact that he’s literally morally superior to Kratos in every way. That’s why the teaching shitpost pasta is so good. If Asura was as evil or as much of a monster shitposters meme him at, it wouldn’t hit as hard. Remember, a literal mindless husk of his body had more humanity and self-control than Kratos did. He’s never laid a hand on an innocent person while you had Kratos goring a sex slave on a gate lever and genociding Greece in a temper tantrum. Kratos TEACHING someone like Frieza or Doomsday wouldn’t really be impactful as him teaching a morally righteous person like Asura.
Don't rape my my verseMy RAPEY-GAPEY verseI just don't think you'd understand That if you rape my verse My KEKY-SUCKY verseThey might find my feats are fraudulent YABBADABBA DOOOO-OO-OO!
>Playing devil's advocate for the unteachable beastYou disgust me... But I guess even monsters deserve to be loved.
kingtos won
>>152077643So many words for such a little monster.
>>152077781KINGVINCIBLE
>So many words for such a little monster
>>152077283HE helped write this.
>>152077431SCP-999TOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
oh sweet he's here, time for a rerun and reused images
The MONSTER...The BEAST...The CREATURE...The BEHEMOTH...
The MONSTER not even Kratos could TEACH...
I remember the Homelander SCP video, he legit gave the foundation trouble until some guy just made him feel bad and he walked away sad.
>>152077896Yugi Muto and his Whitewashed Magicians
>>152077869GILLMAN!
>>152077902Homelander>>>>>KINGtos=Fully monstersura>>>>>>>>>>>>>Good guy asura
>>152077305>Kratos wanker is a faggotFitting.
GRRAH.... NEED... FLESH.... KILL.... SLAUGHTER....
ENOUGH!
>>152077974Metal875...
>>152077896
>>152077431>>Asura acts like a monster (no joke)Ok, imagine he was actually in character, what would he do in the SCPverse?
KIIIIINGTOOOOOOO- *dies*
>>152077980I'm more of an ethnic cleansing guy myself.
>>152077974Jessica Marcec, (CorpseSyndrome)
UOOOOOOOOOOH DAMN SHITTY LITTLE MONSTER! NEEDS TEACHING NOW!
>>152077985>this was in his devianart favsPretty sure the guy in glasses is a canon pedo, but it is only a vague memory.https://www.deviantart.com/metal875
KILL
>>152077994He would probably...I don't even know. Probably be registered a Thaumiel or some SCP that assists the Foundation when it comes time to grappling unruly gods? Then probably get disgusted and try to take down the Foundation if he's in one of the SCP universes where the Foundation does awful shit? It's not concrete enough to say.
>>152077781HOLY GOLD>>152078011pitiful mold...
>>152078027>he was a Halbro
Who are the current KINGS of/dbg/?
>>152075335Kratos is objectively stronger than ThorThor is objectively stronger than the HulkKratos wins no contest
>>152078065Me
>>152078065Me.
>>152078068Thor is worthless without his hammer and Hulk beats Thor with his hammer all the time Boom done
>>152078065Her
>>152078065Ben 10DekuSonic
No wonder Sakuya lost against Geats
>>152078065Owen from TDI for upscaling his verse to planet level with a fart.
>>152078065Who else but the Pharaoh?
>>152078097...are all the court jesters.
>Ben 10>Deku>Sonic
>>152078065
>>152078065They/Them
>>152078100>Sakuya lost against Geats More like Geats won thanks to Sakuya.He got the Kamenfag and the Touhoufag votes in the final round, because the Touhoufags owed the Kamenfags for reaching the finals together and they knew that it would be better for them to pay back Geats by voting for him than fight against him and give Henry Stickmin a chance to win the whole event.
>>152078065>>152078122>jobbed to the King of Koopas
>>152078065xhe
Why didn't cookbook scaling save Ash?
>>152078164Sakuya supporters got lucky because Dio is a dimes enough opponent she could realistically get in just through that combined with her having a lot of fan support
>>152078170>imaginary debate set up by ashfags and not a real fighttrying too hard
>>152078065What are some kings to a GOD
>>152078170>jobb-AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>152078178W-what is in that book?
Imagine spending most of your free time wanking mario. Having a melty, killing your mother, and then getting sent to jail by someone named wanker. Jesus christ.
>>152078196>resists
>>152078033Imagine if they had Mithra as a working member of the SCP foundation.
>>152078191Oh so the fabled godkiller is a god now, do you Kratoscucks even know anything about your fucking character
>>152078196
>>152078218
>>152078231>>152078218>>152078196SHUT THE FUCK UP
>imaginary nintoddler wank
>>152078065MarioBowser
>>152078196https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Bowser_(Canon)/Metal875As per Metal875's TEACHINGS, Bowser is Outerversal and thus stomps Yugi.Also kill yourself, listtroon.
>>152078248>toddler card game wank
>>152078248>>152078260>>152078260SHUTTHE FUCKUP
What time is the Superman vs Scarlet King fan battle coming out? >>152078254Also if there's anything that should appear on the inevitable "Death Battle Iceberg" video it should be this, if it hasn't happened already.
>>152078254What a TEACHER...
>>152078254>As per [HEADCANON]Boom.
>>152078313Everything is factual though?
>>152076122>Why wouldn't you assume the magical bullet is an outlier, though? Couldn't you equate it to something like Goku getting hurt by the fire hydrant or something?Characters in Dragon Ball can raise and lower their durability at will. So you could handwave any low showing by just saying their guard was down.
I'm getting really tired of the ultra cuck.
>>152078254>As per [CANON]
>>152078274What would be on a DB iceberg? There's some niche info but not really any actually serious controversies, at least ones related to DB itself.
sakuya is the most boring touhou girl to be thrown into matchups, only good for porn
>>152078237>>152078272ENOUGH
>>152078342Touhou isn't good for any matchup because it's shit and shouldn't be allowed on Death Battle.
>>152078342
>>152078065KINGmon the GAPER of DC.
>>152078355
>>152078364>it's shit and shouldn't be allowed on Death Battle.They had Amogus VS. Fall Guys this season
>>152078397>not liking among us and fall guys
>>152078065everyone that is Extraversal
>>152078404
>>152078386cucks can't be kings i'm afraid, cucky lil bro
>>152078338As far as I remember most of the controversies involve trannies and pedophiles, like a mod in Brandon Yates' discord that was distributing drugs to children, Speedy saying the Kenshin author was weird but victimless compared to Rowling, and that dude who brought his body pillow to the pitch chat with Ben and Chad who was later revealed to be a pedo and also a friend of Brandon Yates who now that I think about it is pretty close to a lot of the pedo controversies like Eiichiro Oda is
>>152078415...Which is why Bowser is KING of nobody.
>>152078415
>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LIKE MY UNCSLOP OR ELSE YOU'RE HECKIN INVALID... W-WHAT'S THAT? SOMETHING MADE AFTER 2005? AIEEEEEEEEE GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAYDo boomers really?
>>152078415fine then SpongeBob takes his place
>>152078426In the grand scheme of youtuber controversies these are all nothingburgers, Charlie is a massive incredibly well known youtuber who regularly hangs out with a Kiwifarms guy on his podcast and nobody cares
>>152078415So Sonic and Deku are the only ones disqualified.
>>152078442AAAAAAAACK
Post Yugi affecting the world with his magic more than what Bowser displays in his literally FIRST appearance in videogames. If not Bowser simply turns Yugi into a block with his superior magic.
>post [HEADCANON]DRAW MONSTA CARDO and Bowser dies. The end.
>>152078178Because weirdly enough, they were more strict with Ash than they were with Yugi.Ash got: AnimePseudo-Canon FilmsNon-Canon FilmsSpecifically mentioned Anime Pokedex entriesYugi got:MangaCanon Film (Dark Side of Dimensions)Anime (Toei)Anime (Studio Gallup)Anime (4Kidz Commissioned ENG Only Capsule Monsters)Non-Canon Spin Off Manga (Yu-Gi-Oh R)Dubiously Canon Sequel Series (GX, 5D's, Zexal, Arc-V, Vrains, Sevens)Card ArtCard Descriptions
You know, I wonder why they didn't just do all the Kickstarter matches in 2025 instead of saving a couple for this year.
>>152078442this is what i do to cucky simon when i catch him watching me fuck his girl again. lil bitch should be polishing my golden statues like a good lil sycophant
>>152078486>Too frightened to even respond directly >No rebuttalBowser wins then? Good, this is finished.
>DCuck still mindbroken half a year later
I HATE WHAT I'VE BECOME, THE NIGHTMARE'S JUST BEGUNSOMEBODY HELP ME TAME THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME
>>152078535Hulk TANKS that
>>152078444Not him...
>>152078519>this is what i do to-post yourself doing it then, pussy. DO IT. TRY ME. TRY ME YOU FUCKING BITCH.
FUCK! MarioGODS just GAPED me again...
>bowser>mario>peach>link>zelda>kirby
>This makes One Piece Planet level according to onepiecefags
>>152078338To answer the question, mostly stuff like this >>152078426Plus some stuff like:>Various other lolcows like Metal875, Warrior-Z, WeeklyBattles (he's the guy who bet heaps of money on Ruby beating Maka and he's a prominent doofus on VSBW in general AFAIK)>Fanon wiki in general, plus the kind of stuff that gets made into custom tracks>Cartoon Fight Club>Memes like "time, huh?" and street slasher DekuThey're not necessarily controversies but i think they fit the bill for what would/should appear in a typical iceberg.
>>152078595>has the power to destroy the world!!!!They're right.
>>152078575
>>152078535>Simon can make two slop into one slopAm I supposed to be impressed?
>>152078338Ben getting punched about Goku vs SupermanAlleged fight that occurred in the 2024 Season Premiere Official voice actors sneaking in under pseudonymsOtto probablyThe dakimakura fight presentation between Homura and someone elseProduction issues regarding different episodes (Shadow vs Mewtwo, Jason vs Michael, Goku vs Superman hard drive failure)Conflicts between One Minute Melee and ScrewAttack/Death Battle (they had originally asked for a StutteringCraig vs Ben fight with the premise that Craig was upset about Goku vs Superman)General overview of ScrewAttack/G1 BlogMega Man vs Astro Boy's reveal being at the end of a random ScrewAttack series called The Industry
>>152078588It's funny that the song goes "my life is like a video game" but it only really describes Mario but never specifies that it is Mario in the song itself.
>>152078603Wasn't there an iceberg already for Death Battle
>HA HA NO HAKIOne Piecefags are the unfunniest posters here
>>152078501Production cycles probably
>>152078588No one has ever been this visibly happy to play Kratos's games...
Bowser taking DMG as his bride after sending FAGtem and YuGAY to the Cuckdow Realm
>>152078617It was funnier in the Goku one, where Akainu just said "No Acoc?"It didn't make as much sense but it was funnier
F-Fuck... GOD Piece just gaped my hakiless verse...
>>152078708composite fiction...
Has Nemesis Bloodryche done anything particularly weird that would warrant an apeparance in this hypothetical iceberg other than "hey this guy is related to Death battle and exists woohoo"?
>>152078490They explicitly stated that>they didn't give Pokemon Masters scaling because it meant Yugi got Duel Links stuff>Yugi only needed manga + DSOD stuff to win>GX and 5Ds canonically take place in the anime DM timeline (and Zexal has some version of DM and GX take place in its timeline)Although I do still find it weird they went with card lore scaling when it's both odd scaling and also entirely unnecessary for Yugi to win, especially when if you want to use Duel Links to validate the scaling, Yugi flat out has a card he owns there (which is a baby form of a monster he owns in the anime/manga) perform a universal feat which is infinitely less capricious than Dark Hole Dragon, Metaphys Executor, etc
>>152078695CAAAANNNNNOOOOONNNNN!
>>152078426>Brandon Yates' discord that was distributing drugs to children80% Likely he was a tranny.
>>152078695>blonde>magicaleh what the hell sure
>>152078764When did Peach use magic
>>152078695>pathetic Ashfag fantasies after getting obliterated during the waiting period
>>152078738No, you can add him and the other videomakers that got a cameo in a DB.Only people like SeththeGroomer or Kuro salt warrant a larger inclusion
>>152078771Super Mario Bros manual, that's why Bowser kidnapped her because she could undo his magic
>>152078793I thought he wanted to be her boyfriend...
>>152078695>>152078764>>152078757>Ashfags are crying to bowserfags for help after getting rapedyou bunch are as pathetic as sonicfags. can't fight your own battles so you get someone else to do it for you like a coward.
>Ganon beat Bowser>Dracula beat Ganon>Yugioh has Castlevania-based cardsYou sure you want this HBOC fight?
>>152078815>Hides behind Pokefags to not confront CHADserIronic...
>Yugifag fantasies after ash gaped atem in the 2v1
>>152078751Well yeah I excluded Duel Links because it wasn't included.As for the sequel series, yes their canon includes Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters, but the reverse less so.I am more just miffed about the whole hypothetical they answered regarding Yugi physically outstating Ash using content from the Anime and Capsule Monsters.I also think that the format of the summoner war kinda removes most of the Duel Monster qualities from Yugi's side.
https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Dracula_(Canon,_Castlevania)/DatunaSaaanBOOM.
>AIIIIE-AIIIIIE-AIIIEEEEEEEEEE BOWSER-SAMA HELP MEEEEEEEEEE
>>152078802That was later games. Specifically I believe it was started by Paper Mario.
>>152078827>SAVE ME MULTIVERSAL PAINTINGS!I guess the Yugifags aren't so confident when they aren't seal clubbing a 10 year old and his pet animals.
>>152078802That happened later when they made Bowser into a likeable goof single father.
>>152078877But I thought Ash scaled to the Creation Trio?
>>152078877>SAVE ME MULTIVERSAL PAINTINGS!HYPOCRISYser...
>>152078893AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK
>>152078833>>152078829>>152078877>Y-yeah we know Ash lost but Bowser would totally rape Yugi..!You can't just accept defeat and move on. You keep dragging this out. This is like Asurafags hiding behind Spawn.
>...
Okay, but does Bowser have the skill to actually win a Yu-gi-oh duel against Atem or Yugi?
What archetype would Bowser play?
>>152078914Skewering Yugi in his canon massive spiky cock
>>152078914According to Mario Party Bowser is beyond game rules.
>>152078911https://files.catbox.moe/jw2sqb.webm
>>152078911AAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKK I LOST THE CANON WARS.
>>152078927>Yugi fucking kills MarioASHsissies...MARIOsissies...Bowserbros!
>>152078914yes, Yugi might be the King of Games but Bowser is the Gamer without Compare
>>152078911>>152078927>>152078931Ash is 2-1 against Yugi in canon + Ash destroyed reality with ease when he didn't even take Yugi seriously in 1 of those fights.
>>152078954>self-appointed titleZzzz....
Post Bowser not being memed as a SISSY SLUT that puts on the PRINCESS CROWN so he can be bred by OTHER MEN
Whats crazy to me about Bowser vs Yugi is that powerscalers proved beyond any possible doubt that Bowser doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Yugi.He's equal in strength, if not superior, than any monster, and so durable that even Exodia literally CANNOT hurt him even without his power ups.He also has access to every single power up he's ever collected across his history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Bottomless Gloves, so he can literally just spam Starman forever and has literally infinite one-ups and power stars.He resists all of Yugu's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Yugi's monsters, he hard counters everything Yugi can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in speed, and even then Bowser was shown to have equal enough reaction and combat speed that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Yugi can do and was guaranteed to catch and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Wanked Yugi gets utterly obliterated by Base Bowser. (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, Bowser would be just as op, if not, even more than Yugi)All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from Paper Mario or his high end stuff like the Dream Stone, the Chaos Hearts, or even forms like Fury Bowser or Dry Bowser or even Meowser, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.
>rape fantasiesoh my fucking god it is a seething ashfag holy shit KEK these faggots cannot just let it go
>>152078959Yugisissies...emergency discord meeting...
Notice how even though Bowser is clearly the topic at hand they KEEP bringing up Ash.
>>152078973>Juan Piss
>>152078967I... I can't!
>>152078967Post Yugi not wearing more chains and leather than a professional gimp
You are...a monster NO LONGER! *turns you into an anime girl*
>>152078967>homosexual fantasies
>>152078921Dragonmaid
If you want to piss off bowserfags just spam bowsette porn :) they hate that.
>HBOCsh
>One PieceYugifags are embarassing.
>PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT BOWSER JUST CONCENTRATE ON ASHOkay Yugi beat Ash. Bowser still gapes him
>>152078959>YUGI: FUCK, ASH STOPPED PLAYING MY KIDDIE CARD GAME AND BTFO ME DIRECTLY.
>>152079006Nooo please don't do that! That'd be so nasty and yucky! Please don't post her specifically pictures where she's with black men, those are my weakness specifically. They really annoy me grrr.
All shitposting aside I kinda do miss all the Bowsette art we used to get 2bh
>>152079006Yeah...totally! They should DEFINTELY do that! They would get so mad hahahha...
>>152079019Stop hiding behind him, then.>B-butFIGHT YOUR OWN BATTLES, COWARD
>BOWSER IS LE FUCKEN OUTERVERSAL *he falls off a cliff and dies in Mario party**does the my life is like a video game dance*
>bowser is too strong, please start posting gay porn from our folders :) Yugifags...I...
>>BOWSER IS LE FUCKEN OUTERVERSALWhere's the lie?
>Hmmm wonder what would happen if Yugi fought this character...>HBOC HBOC HBOC, KEKY ASH HBOC HBOC ASHFAGS STILL MAD LOOOOL HBOC HBOCY HBOCPOO
>>152079043YUMMY.
A KEK THAT TAKES OTHER MEN'S WEINERS
So what was stopping Gengar from stealing all of Yugi's cards
>YUGI IS LE FUCKEN OUTERVERSAL *gets knocked on his ass by everyone who ever get physical with him**never kisses a girl in the entirety of his series*
What Bowsette does with HER Princess Crown is none of my business
>>152079057That was the outerversal rock from GOW 2018.
>>152079057Uh, Bowserbros, I thought he was outerversal?
>Yugi is multiversal>Yugioh cards canonically get btfo by shit like kunai before they can activate
YUGI KILLED ASH YUGI KILLED ASH YUGI KILLED ASH POKEMON IS A DEAD ITRELEVANT FRANCHISE FUCK YOU FUCK POKEMON FUCK ASH GO KILL YOURSELVES
>>152079057Ohnononono....
>>152079080Uhhh, are you implying YOU, the poster, are a cuck?
>>152079082Outerversal rock. That rock would've DESTROYED Yugioh's entire cosmology btw.
Uh Yugibros, how did that sharp knife defeat that literally real black hole (that is also an entire universe)
>>152079043>woman with a womb and vagina and uterus and breasts>gay pornBowsersis...
>>152079085>>152079072Yugibros???
>>152079082post Yugi destroying a rock wall
>>152079057ROCKSEEEEEEEEER!
>bowser DMG rape fantasies are okay>NOOOO DON'T TURN BOWSER INTO A WOMAN AND RAPE HIMI don't fucking understand these niggas and their retarded degeneracy standards. i'm starting to think it's barafags lurking.
>Yugi melty about Ash again>Yugi melty about Pokemon being the top 1 media franchise
>>152079072>>152079085>Knife level yugioh verse
>>152078998Ultraman...
New>>152079118
>>152079068Format.It was basically decided that Yugi and Ash both had their entire set of options deployed at once.So Yugi won from step 1 cause he already had Horakhty out.
>>152079082Remember that time Yugi was too weak to remove a regular chain from his legs and had to be saved from drowning by Joey?
How do we stop the rock MENACE?
>tags: Bowsette, instant_loss, impregnationYep, it’s gaming time
Bowser jobs to most people because he's really easy to fool and trick fawful would've won if it wasn't for Mario and Luigi and starlo backseat gaming and saving his ass at every possible moment.
You can never debunk Metal875 btw.
>>152079137Yugi loses every other duel if he doesn't have friendship helping him. He'd be a soulless card on Pegasus's shelf if he didn't have help
>>152079138That's because the court already did.
Yugi cheats in all his fraud battles (all also being 2v1).
>>152079057
*gives you a futa cock*
>>152079181why doesn't he punch the other rock walls, are they too hard?
>>152079056>Hmmm wonder what would happen if Yugi fought this character...You mean the inciting post that was about Bowser raping DMG?
>>152078988>>152079015>mindbroken by one piece and haki
>>152079243kek
>>152079243Damn. How powerful was that punch?
>>152079006>>152079036>>152079101>>152079036Yugibros...your addictions...need help.