Are you ready for Absolute SHAZAM!?
Absolute Cringe
>>152075512So what's his Absolute twist going to be?
>>152075558Black Adam never lost his position as champion, but was sealed away by the wizard
>>152075650God wills it, Black Adam doesnt look like The Rock
>>152075558Billy turns into Carol Danvers
>>152075527Marvel employee going through Absolute cope
>>152075558Billy will be a loser middle aged dude that transforms into a cool teen hero and gets to re-live his glory days
>>152075826That's for the Superman and Spider-Man backup
>>152075704the hierarchy of power in the absolute universe is about to change
>>152075512>liked by Jason AaronRUN FOR THE HILLS
>>152075512I'm sure Aaron will fuck it up
>>152075558Billy doesn't age and has been Black Adam for thousands of years. He fucks hookers like in Twilight of the Superheroes
>>152075870This
>>152075512If it is Billy, I hope they don't just make him an adult, that's been done already.
>>152075558>It's Freddy
>>152075558>It's Mary
>>152075704After how his movie underperformed, he isn't going to look like Dwayne.
>>152078839Dwayne cant wrestle too, the roids finally caught him.
>>152075826>>152076051Legally distinct Carol Danvers
>>152075558All the twists so far have tinkered with their origin stories, so I expect something to do with the Wizard.
>>152080314Good point. So what are the odds the Wizard in this ends up being Black Adam?
>>152075558The fist you see is the only musclebound part and his only power is recognizing songs
>>152075558He's powered by corrupted heroesZ is for ZatannaH is for Hawkman
>>152080402A is for Ambush Bug
>>152080358Pretty good chance I think. It would be an interesting direction to take, I'd like to see that.
>>152075826>>152076051>>152080043Kys faggots
>>152076051>>152080043I love how this shitpost always pisses people off
>>152080402>>152080409the other A is for Atom
>>152075558Captain Marvel is the child and Billy is the adult.
>>152075558The whole thing about the "wizard giving him powers" is a delusion, Billy was actually just molestered by a hobo.
