>>152076663just think. for like 1500 years goblins were the subject of ugliness and evilNow, because of a text based erotic flashgame, they are synonymous with sex
>>152076663
>>152076711All roads lead to Rome
I'm SAD because no green shortstack gf
>>152076711Fenoxo is somehow one of the most influential creators in the 21st century.This is not a good thing, probably.
>>152076741I get it
Her origin story is genuinely tragic.
>>152076711which game started the goblin gooner trend?
>>152076663So she's smart enough to land office work, but doesn't know what a water cooler is?What is this set in, a period where goblin have a modern mentality but just now are being integrated into human culture?
>>152076806meant to reply to >>152076672
>>152076765Corruption of Champions, if I had to guess
>>152076663>THE JOKE IS SEX>but there is no sexhaha very funny like reblog retweet
>>152076826You done crying?
>>152076765LoL
I like this little green OL
>>152076779>>152076783Capturing savages and turning them into office workers feels like an Oddworld thing.
>>152076965Or higher breeds.
I want to fuck a goblin.
>>152076669Why is the clip in the back anyway? Wouldn't it be more logical for the clip to be between the breasts or have a clip slightly in front of each armpit?
>>152076783>we just busted the biggest goblin trafficking ring I've seen in twenty years on the force, they were pimping them out to offices all over the tri-state area, forcing them to do sales, accounting, HR, customer service, quality assurance... every indignity you can possibly imagine and then some>I think I'm going to be sick
>>152077090There are bras that have the clip in the front, but having it at the back makes it a lot less likely that it comes undone.
Now draw them pregnant.
>>152076663Is Nott the only remotely attractive goblin in a real /co/ property? Something that lasts longer than a half dozen gag strips?
>>152077397Unfortunately yes, and that voice negates the appeal of her body.The first man to create a show or game that heavily features shortstack goblins will get more gold than he knows what to do with.
>>152076663Would you fuck a goblin, Anons?
>>152077644duh
>>152077644Duh.
>>152077617Look up Goblin Cleanup.
>>152077397>in the campaign Nott's player repeatedly said she had huge tits>flat as a board in the showCalifornia ruins everything.
>>152077090Most fancier women's clothing isn't designed to be put on by the woman herself. Upper-class ladies expect to be dressed by their maids.Of course, this dates from the time when a bra was considered fancy clothing only upper-class ladies wore.
>>152077397The question is how to incorporate sexy goblins into a fantasy setting without it coming across as fetishistic.
>>152077870m8 who cares if it's fetishistic?
>>152077895
What happens when Office Goblin can't use the toilets because they're too big for her?
>>152077697Hm. A good start, but the goblins seem like an afterthought more than anything else. We need goblins with speaking roles that have characterization (and bigger titties).
>>152077931"You're dead, fluffy buns!"
>>152077870Call me a black smith because I’m gonna pound that anvil with my hammer!
>>152077617/co/ makes far too much out of the voice. If your goblin isn't a bit fucked up in one way or another, it's just a green halfling. The voice being fucked up and scratchy is fine.>>152077717We got rid of the honkers, BUT we also got rid of the fucking nose ring. You win some you lose some.
>>152077954>B-but... there's potted shrubbery all around this domicile! Where else could I relieve myself?!
>>152077697Problem with Goblin Cleanup is there's no third person view.
>>152076820CoC is ground zero for the sex-obsessed titty monster depiction but sexy goblins in general go back to vanilla WoW r34.
>>152077870It is a fetish and if every other writer and artist gets to shove THEIR fetish in media, I should be allowed to shove mine in as well.
>>152077998>The voice being fucked up and scratchy is fine.Fucked up and scratchy is fine but it should at least have SOME element of femininity to it. >>152077644 had a fucked up scratchy voice too but it was still identifiably female.
>>152076711>because of a text based erotic flashgameFor me it was WEG's habit of referring to any DAZ figure art characters as goblins so I considered running with that directly
>>152076741Patrician reference
>>152077644BG3 hit the bullseye with their goblin design and I am sorely disappointed we didn't get a goblin party member or camp follower.>>152077864The real reason is easier construction and fit. By the time bras come about people were dressing themselves (and as a working garment most of the wearers wouldn't be rich).>>152077998The problem is she's voiced by a guy.
>>152078201BG3 was garbage with party members (and alot of other factors)
>>152078182Here's her "captured before being shoved into human society" pichttps://files.catbox.moe/3gke1w.jpg
>>152078201Larian had to focus on making sure that their boring as shit Humans and Elves were as gay as possible. Small indie studio, please understand.
>>152078243What's the artist of this
>>152078201>The problem is she's voiced by a guy.People that enjoy animation learn to think the character just has an unusual voice.People that love animation know "the actor has to be just like the character" is the death of voice acting.
>>152078298https://www.renderosity.com/gallery/items/2751050/down-but-not-for-the-count
>>152078243gross ass shrek-lookin' motherfucker. hard pass.
>>152078358You're complaining about shrek-looking characters in a goblin thread. Gonna bitch about orcs next, kid?
>>152076730
>>152077870>Early Modern Europe based setting (1500-1600ish)>A young alchemist living in a city that makes its money off of a secret process that extracts silver from copper ore finds himself the object of a big bottomed goblin lasses attentions.>Keeps it secret as while interspecies romance is not expressly forbidden, its frowned upon.>One night he finds himself unceremoniously dragged out of bed by the city guard and roughly interrogated.Turns out his little goblin girlfriend was a spy who had stolen the essential alchemical formula and skipped townOur dope protagonist escapes and has to track down his supposed lady love and recover the formula before she can reach her employers, and discover if their love affair was actually realThat's something I hashed out just sitting here.If only I wasn't so damn lazy.
Powere Gob.
Would you raw dog some gobs?
>>152079251Yea, but not that one. That guy's art is fucking shit.
I made a Christmas Goblin who was raised as an elf.
>>152079687>can make Pfeffernusse I'll marry her now.
>>152076663All these fags out here wanting human women to be raped by goblins instead of human men going into goblin nests and bringing out no fewer that 10 goblin sex slaves.
>>152079781Problem's that, as-is, it's not really a very threatening or undesirable situation for femgoblins. Maybe if it were a setting where they don't actually like being everyone else's rapebait - desperate resistance followed by quiet, undignified, broken acceptance.
>>152079687
>>152079687>No, Gabby, you're not a cotton-headed ninnymuggins! We all just have different talents, that's all.Seems like everyone else has the same talents except for me.>You have lots of talents... special talents, in fact, like, uh... >>You count out all the chocolate coins for the stockings!>>>Yeah, and in 11 months it'll be time to do it again!>>>>And you're the only elf in the improv troupe who can do a Gilbert Gottfried impression!>>>>>In a good way!>See, Gabby, you're not a cotton-headed ninnymuggins. You're just... special.
>>152077142Huh, sounds like there is room for optimization. Or maybe not. I've got a dick, so odds are I'll not fully understand what's needed. I will maintain that clips on the sides would be a good approach.
>>152080427>clips on the sidesThe object is to scrape as little skin as possible
>>152078331For me her season 1 voice is weird and kinda off-putting, the deeper voice from later seasons for some reason I have no problem with.Perhaps it's cause it's so deep that it doesn't even sound like a normal guy.
Would you join her communist revolution?
>>152079208>>152077895>>152077907unfortunately I need to jerk off now
>>152079687just noticed the christmas ornament earrings.
>>152080774I actually really enjoy the Gabital comics, they taught me alot about *how* a little shared economy *could* work and the struggles they would endure. Unfortunately, I came to the conclusion that overall modern human society wouldn't allow such a system to thrive past a group of maybe like 10 people.Also, Gabi a cute! Cute!
>>152080497>he said noWhat a fucking idiot
>>152079251I love this dudes stuff.
>>152078042Yes there is
>>152079251>little stubby tail waggingyes
>>152079899>>152079687Been a while since art made me look closer and think "damn, this is really good". It's really good.
>>152081022So her ass is communal, right? I'd have to put my dick in it, wouldn't I?
>>152079687I was meaning to draw her, thanks for reminding me
>>152079208Raven gob.
>>152078963she was also Chinese
>>152082466Our ass, comrade
>>152082792Exactly. Not fucking her would be bourgeoisie traitorism, wouldn't it?
>>152082835OURASSTHE PEOPLES GOBLIN ASS
>>152081462
>>152076795>"Separate but Equal."
>>152077090Anon, the last sap that tried to fix up bras got fucking shot. For your own safety, stay out of it.
wanted a good excuse to draw goblins
>>152083688cutie
>>152083688Any excuse is a good excuse.
>>152077052That's mean, why would they do that
>>152076820It's been a long time since I last heard that being talked about. Is it still text based? I remember there was a time where there was talk about trying to get art to go along with some of the scenarios.
>>152076783The poor joblin. She's doing her best in a world not at all made for someone her size.
>>152077644Yes. But I want her to have the schnoz too. I need big goblin girl schnozes.
>>152077895>>152077907I love the look of the one with the glasses. There any more of her?
>>152076765Arguably it started earlier with some of the earlier D&D gamesNeverwinter Nights had this annoying little kobold Deekin that really kicked things off
>>152077090Trump the white
post your goblin OC's NOW>>152079687>>152079899Elves are just tall goblins if you really think about it
ochttps://files.catbox.moe/jcq8zf.jpeg
>>152077931Well if that office was in japan...
>>152077644No.
>>152078614John Brown a rabble-rousing faggot. Get a real man for your abolitionist fantasy, you prancing homosexual.>tl;dr Clay fought slavery in KENTUCKY, faced his pro-slavery detractors in duels instead of attacking them with a gang, mutilated an assassin hired by the relatives of dead slave-owners, bullied Lincoln into ratifying the Emancipation Proclamation much earlier than he intended, and was actually a boon to the abolitionist cause by working within government instead of outside of ithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassius_Marcellus_Clay
>>152080774No. In fact, being a communist overrides my lust as for goblins, and I'd dispatch her ruthlessly before moving on to her fellows.
>>152084242I drew a rando sand goblin after rolling on a chart.https://files.catbox.moe/alo6ia.png
>>152085100Yes but Clay looks lame as fuck which makes John Brown cooler by comparison.
>>152085100Cassius was the most based American to ever exist.>>152085148Jesus, what a fucking homosexual you must be to give a shit about something like that.
>>152085148Their accomplishments are far more important, you candle-sniffing fuckfence. Brown was a snot-nosed terrorist who bush-whacked slave owners. Clay faced them man to man, or man to mob, and when said mob burned down his newspaper, they waited until he was sick with Typhus to move on it because they knew he'd fucking slaughter them. I'd say that Clay's posting to being the Ambassador to Russia did more for the abolitionist cause than Brown ever could, just by having the rest of Europe sweating bullets about recognizing the Confederacy as an actual country.Hell, I laugh at Muhammad Ali's ignorant ass for changing his name from Cassius Clay because one fought slavery with blood and steel, the other made it Africa's #1 intercontinental industry.
>>152084249That's one fat goblin ass.
>>152080451Button.
>>152085100>>152085148>>152085236Canadian who doesn't like slavery legitimately asking about Clay ?
>>152085487 >has a husband who loves herDunno I think that gob did alright for herself.
>>152085487Why is the goblin mother asian
>>152085148>>152085236>>152085467 Looks like post slavery people and discrimination don't need other people being violence or doing things directly against them to get violence against those they considered enemies(In 1845, Clay began publishing an anti-slavery newspaper, True American, in Lexington, Kentucky. Within a month, he received death threats, had to arm himself, and regularly barricaded the armored doors of his newspaper office for protection, besides setting up two four-pounder cannons inside. Shortly afterward, a mob of about 60 men broke into his office and seized his printing equipment. To protect his venture, Clay set up a publication center in Cincinnati, Ohio, a center of abolitionists in the free state, but continued to reside in Kentucky.[4])https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassius_Marcellus_Clay
>>152079687Let’s see Hermie the dentist polish those fangs.
>>152082910
Green buttcheeks...
>>152078614that reminds me, I need to catch up on John Brown Isekai
>>152077697Yeah, gonna have to call bullshit on that one. The goblins in Goblin Cleanup are basically just anime elves that you can choose to make green if it suits you.I mean, not that I think they should be tittymonsters (they shouldn't) but they should at least have traditionally gobliny aesthetics. Sharp teeth, pointy noses, SOMETHING.
>>152085677>not that I think they should be tittymonsters (they shouldn't)Fucking heretic
>>152085677>they shouldn'tGet out.
>>152085677Yeah they look more like some sort of WoW draenei that maybe crossbred with the elves to get feet and bigger ears
>>152085694>>152085703Go to hell, I want to fuck a small green gremlin-woman, not a rotund collection of cellulite, tumors, and saline implants.
>>152085810You're gay, we get it.
>>152085677They look like some WoW shit. Ain't having none of that.
>>152085562>why you no broodmare yet??
>>152085146Nice of you to include an adorable version and a fuckable version.
>>152085959That is a reference image. It was a chart of different goblin types assigned a number, and I rolled a die to determine what I'd draw.
>>152085148Wait is that where Muhammad Ali OG name came from
Office lady goblin wearing pantyhose...I want her to bully me with her feet, keep the pantyhose on.
>>152086052Yes, and he was a retard for changing it.
So are goblins like one of those creatures you can talk about outside of /tg/?
>>152085467Here's a video on him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6nwCuVd66w
>>152086175It's more like /tg/ is so shit that anyone will try and find any excuse possible to post tangentially related stuff outside of it. That and people like fuckable short green women.
>>152076663Time to /co/ose
>>152079687>>152084242Did this comic for christmas.
How would Office Goblin fare after lunch on Taco Tuesday?
Don't lewd goblins
>>152086284>i AM green Delightful. Very well done.
>>152085562>goblin Asian mother >a mix of nigga, Jewish and Asian, mother in law.I think I'll just kill myself, thank you every much.
The only good goblin is a dead goblin.
>>152086205Fair enough but would they even have big tits? I know fantasy race and all, but realistically wouldn't the highest they get be B? Unless those breasts are filled with helium, those fine gals are going to have huge back problems.They're still cute though and I would adopt one as a daughter if I could.
>>152086282>technically an oppai loliThis isn't even a contest, goblin every time
>>152086386Why would someone be measuring her if not for clothes?
Norman is monitoring this thread.
I draw goblins but not girls.
>>152083688Great gob man.
>>152086581It's Huffslove. They are mostly known for their nude shortstack/goblin girls. Before you say it, no I don't know their gender nor do I care to know. If they make good art, they make good art.
>>152086386They have huge tits because I say they do. Obviously.
>>152086386>I know fantasy race and all, but realistically wouldn't the highest they get be B?Not necessarily. Technically we don't know the breeding habits of goblins - if they tend to have litters of offspring instead of one or two at a time (which could very well be likely considering their general use as fantasy cannon fodder), larger breasts would be a necessity to ensure there's enough milk production to feed every baby.
>>152086828So would multiple nipples, if that's the logic you're using.
>>152086857Two nipples IS multiple nipples.
>>152086857No No, that's for the Catgirls.
>>152086386>>152086828Depending on lore, goblins breed rapidly and adapt quickly to their environment, even changing color or morphology to suit it in very few generations.Clearly big tiddy goblins are a product of living near settlements where uggo fuggo goblins that stab and steal everything not nailed down is a losing strategy, but mommy milkers with a willingness to plop them on anyone's lap/face is a winner.
>>152086205The worst exaples of that from /tg/fags is them spamming 40k shit on pretty much every board.When basically the whole reason /tg/ exists was as a 40k containment board.
>>152086205Are harengons safe to talk about both here and in /tg/?
>>152087200Man I had to look up what the fuck you were talking about. I doubt it although you probably have a better shot over on /tg/.
>>152084242
>>152087264
>>152087272Thing's rabid, put it down.
>>152086055
>>152087425Imagine how she'll feel when she gets called in on a Saturday.
>>152087425Well, clearly that's the perfect opportunity to ask her out.
gib cummies
What are you guys' thoughts on Huffslove?
>>152088514The loot goblin saga is pure coom kino.
>>152086284cute!CUTE!
Seeing that it's the 40th anniversary this year, what do you think think their King's opinion on this thread would be?
>>152085487Is the husband of the goblin Mom based or cringe for taking a prostitute and making her into his own personal baby factory?
>>152088921I mean most of the "goblins" in Labyrinth were just kind of amalgam creatures. The current fantasy goblin weren't really "his" goblins, and I very much doubt he'd fuck even the sexy coom goblins in this thread.
>>152076663When will Goblins get into Mainstream comics ?
>>152086381Based.
>>152089032Behold why loans exist.
>>152079687>>152079899>>152086284I'm in love with this, do you keep an archive somewhere?
>>152089189
>>152089493I'm just going to assume the writer doesn't know what a co-signer loan is, and intentionally leaves out the existence of SBA loans in their fantasy world to make their commie agitprop compelling.
>>152089612>HUR DUR FANTASY BANKS MUST OPERATE LIKE REAL BANKS DUR HURYou stupid monke brained retard
>>152089612Who the fuck is gonna cosign for a goblin wheelwright business? It's painfully obvious that the goblin has little if any idea of how to go about starting a business and the comic is meant to humorously depict that. And what makes you think an SBA loan exists in this made-up fantasy world?
>>152089653>And what makes you think an SBA loan exists in this made-up fantasy world?It very well could. but I doubt Gabi knows what that is, and I doubt anyone that does would care to tell her about it.
>>152089612>>152089704Also, I should point out that the creator of these comics is Russian, and I don't know what the standards are for small business loans in Russia.
>>152084209That guy's a corporate stooge who was a giant black man's prison bitch.
>>152089740>and I don't know what the standards are for small business loans in Russia.Well presumably getting a loan is harder at the moment than it was a few years ago.
>>152089740That just renders it baffling. Shouldn't that retard know exactly where this commie "hurf durf capitalist pig oppressor bad" bullshit leads?
>>152086284This is cute enough that I'm gonna show it to my irl friends
>>152086284>mfw dem arms
>>152080497Most men here would scoop her up in their arms, take her home, tell her this is hers too now, tenderly make love then ask her name
Would you a gassy goblin girl?
>>152090067Kill yourself.
>>152086282>9OUT OF TEN
>>152087076>LeftSome crave the tradwife, I'll take the tardwife
>>152076953Lol
>>152090130Would you though?
>>152089751Any time I'm disappointed in Ennis I must remind myself he gave us Barracuda, Punisher character he clearly loved more than Frank himself. And we did too.
>>152089751>>152084209Redditors,go back
>>152090064Oh hell yes ma'am
>this whole thread
>>152090213Shit character from a shit anime.
>>152090229>t. gobligger
>>152090213All these years later and blins still reign supreme.
>>152090240ok kiddo
>>152090213I hate how this anime and Redo of Healer ruined D&D for everyone by turning people into edgelords. Say what you want about Stranger Things, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Critical Role but at least funny assholes are better than edgey assholes.
>>152090247>>152090263>>152090422Man, I really triggered the midgetfuckers
>>152090450>l-l-lol u mad?ok kiddo
>>152090450Not really about goblin sex but rather the fact of the matter of, "oh guy is evil because rape" or "my character rapes" so on and so forth.
>>152090213There are no female Goblins in GS.GS goblin parasites created by the forces of chaos to plague humanity (and elves I guess).
>>152090176Faggot
>>152090213So, how was the Season 2 CGI Again?
>>152089795The communist critique of capitalism is quite a bit more nuanced than "hurf durf capitalist pig oppressor bad". Where it led in the Russian context certainly had its problems, but its abolition in 91 and regression into a capitalist state led to much greater suffering.
>>152090551But would you?
>>152090621That's not capitalisms fault, it's the fault of the tremendous corruption that followed with the soviet union's collapse. You could say they continued the proud communist tradition of a few people having luxury while everyone else suffered in extreme poverty.
>>152090422>>152090538The goblins in my setting are fey, but my Fey are also fuckin' weird. Think Eclipse Phase transhumanism (but you know, not human in any way) with backed up and endlessly copied minds that get sleeved into bodies built to purpose. Goblins are servants that get put in small, dextrous biomorphs for a wide variety of roles. Basically the lower class in a elaborate game of courts and prestige where there's an even chance the one choking its last on an adventurer's sword is a fallen noble who an incalculable amount of social capital, a copy of one said noble, a heavily edited copy of its master, or an artificially generated intelligence who didn't exist before the job.
>>152089493
>>152084242My goblin
She was a skater gob.
>>152089740>small business loans>in Russia
>>152078201>The problem is she's voiced by a guy.yeah this is why I can't get into cartoons, I found out women voice like all the shotas
