here, we discuss homestuck and homestuck accessoriesprevious ==> >>152066559QOTT: Uh.... fuck man idk. Which character do you think you could spend the least amount of time with in the same room before you try to kill each other?
what is one moment in homestuck that has stuck with you the most?
>>152079888>QOTT: The state if qotts .....My answer is Tavros, once that door is shut, I'm sssnapping his neck
>>152079811https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Iwsiet3g3IAll you had to do was search the song up bucko
>>152079924Vriska getting caught by one of the oldest running jokes in D&D: explosive runes that you have to trick people into reading to set off
dwaing ell!th pwon yay
>>152080136Just tell her you have some wood to show her, she'll figure it out
>>152080007D--> Can you fucking stop that?
>>152080136YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!! XDDD
>>152080186having fun on my puter :3
>>152080329Uncrop it pussy
>>152080329Deflower her pussy
>>152079888Sollux. I hate people who are too similar to me. If we both have our phones there is hope
>>152079920Vriska lookin extra rotund today right in the posterior
>>152079888vriska, aranea and eridan.
>>152080533man, you think it hurts if the guy enters all in one go? that shit must be hell of pain i wonder. i can't do this to her.
>>152080459u want me to uncrop the PUSSY???
Cosplay anon here to give ya Olive Olive Olive
Whose got hte sauce on that jane cosplay from before?
>>152080696She has none of her joy and whimsy. This person scares me
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>>152079924Vriska hypnotizing John on his quest bed, obviously.
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>>152080810That is all for now
Am I supposed to announce that I’m back? I understand some anons missed me.
>>152080889Hello Jadeanon/Hypno/TavPoopEater/BBWDrawfag/TrollpisserOC/TwinkHonVriskaKinner uuuuhhhhhh
>>152080889And you are?
>>152080931uhhhhhhh Exclipse/CGINSFWFag/Veronica/Ivan/Popcorn/Lily/TheKneesAnon uuuuuhhhh Idk any more
>>152080956Kneefag comes here?
>>152080988Wouldn't shock me if there was a comeback here
>>152080329Perhaps I too shall draw pornography
Vriska versus Jigglypuff. Who win
Anybody here that is a drawfren?
>>152081185what do you want drawfags to do anon?
>>152081265draw all my favorite characters from my favorite fanventure HOMESTUCK ITALIANO
>>152081265Just draw a silly idea of rose/terezi/vriska( let the artist choose) consoling john since he got rejected from the small penis club.
>>152079920So that's where 'ki gets the vriska on the anthony page
Have you thought about Mallum today?
Nope, I haven't thought about a fanventure at all today
>>152081919i'm more of a teeth and hair guy if i'm being honest.
>>152080931>>152080956>>152081901I dont know who any of these people are
Time players think about the fall of the alternian empire every day
>>152081983Then go forth my child and sin no more
>>152081335>>152081439kino ideas, actually
>>152082001>sin no more>in a homestuck threadpick one
Thinking back to that time Hussie put a shoutout to The Baby is You in the middle of a convo between Rose and Dave where he's imagining he's Roxy's husband and baby daddy.
>>152079924This scene is, to me, one of the best in homestuck. Shame it cant take itself seriously long enough to do something satisfying with the whole situation and we get ARquius
>>152082273it's just a 2001 reference
as a rabbit owner, im a big fan of this.
>>152082344Lil' Hal entire existence is a 2001 reference, that doesnt make the conversation less fitting
>>152082273this pretty much. it goes so hard and lives rent free in my head>>152082344hal in general is a reference to it but correct me if I'm wrong the "I'm scared to not exist. Aren't you?" isn't
>>152081919Please stop. I'm trying to cure my addiction cold turkey.
>>152080988who?
>>152082520"i'm scared" is from the movie, the rest isn't, true
LaureledEevees My Beloved.....my dream is to creampie your white cunt, I love you so fucking much it's unreal, we could even have our first born named John. Pretty please, I can't help to be so drunkenly smitten with your dorky nature...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmW1W1rRfYs
>>152082775Oh no you don't, there's no way I'll interact with anything post-Homestuck
>>152082775um thats k!nda cweepy
>>152082805i felt this way for a while but the epilogues are really worth your time. hs2 not so much
>>152082775Straight and real
>>152082908other way around, the epilogues are abysmal dogshit and ^2 only started getting somewhat good when the BC team took over
>>152080007do they have cows on alternia
>>152080889i can recognize you from your writing style alone
Post 3AM dresses.
Mommy Candy Roxy x Meat Roxy... Imagine...
>>152083195What do you think Rustbloods are for?
>>152083311rustbloods are asian-coded. small tits
Remember when we made up some alternate spider8reath Deltritans? That was cool we should do more of that. Any ideas for what new race of sburb players Dave and Terezi would make? We've already done one peak Human-Troll ship now we gotta the other one.
rate my ship
>>152083650dave would make stickman anarchists and terezi would make democracy loving scalemate people
>>152083650this made me thinkdo jake and jane have a associated animal we could base a species off for them?john: bunniesrose: squidsdave: birdsjade: dogsdirk: horsesroxy: catsof course we can just give the trolls their respective lusuii
>>152084024Jake is also associated with horses when he isn't getting chased by giant sea creatures from AlterniaJane "kind of" hangs out with cats as well
>>152084060so once again jane and jake are dead last in relevancy is what you are telling me
>>152082775I often wonder of where that kid that got named John Egbert ended up. I hope he's doing okay
Whiteboard down, LE has wonnered... <:(
guess what?
my friends fantroll i drew, hes a thief of blood that can make armor with blood
>>152084876ohh, /ourguy/ artist, cool
>>152083650>>152083860what about crow rappers and and lawyer scalemates
>>152085126these are really nice! i could see terezi doing lawyer scalemates but i feel like dave would just make a species in like 3 minutes and fuck off to do his own thing in a deltritus scenario... but maybe he'd "lock in" as the kids say for terezi...
>>152085287I think Jake would just make the Na'vi unironicallyAnd Jane..... I can figure out the species but the culture would certainly be a corporate noir world filled with pranks and japes being common aka problem slueth
>>152085101i thought the foam was huge thighs on the thumbnail
>>152085341Cows.
*walks into thread*Uhhhhhhhhhh.
davejade!!
>>152085463Sure.
>>152085476youre damn right!!!
>>152085367hold up, just imagine, skinny john, whole upper body flat, and then THUNDER THIGHS. mhmm
>>152085457Wanna fuck?
>>152081901geg
>>152085486
>>152085620
>>152079924vriska in johns memory. i was literally crying
>>152085745That's a good pick.
>>152084876Nice
yo can somebobi send whiteboard link?
>that cody pic on moonrune's pixivfuckkkkkkkkk
>>152085984
>>152085985Gotchu SENPAIhttps://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25360430-9730-7499https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25360430-9730-7499https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25360430-9730-7499
oh FFUCK why ain't nobody tell that moonrunes posted on pixiv again dawg, i went in there and my DESK is FULL of NUT.
>>152086065I didn't even have to ask dayum
>>152086127YO FUCK YOU MOONRUNES YOU RUINED MY 1 WEEK STREAK OF NOT MARSTURBAITING FFFFFUCK!!!!
>>152086127>he posted the monster cock drawingWell ik what I'm doing tonight OH!https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139714121
>>152085779I'd eat this even if it fucking kills me, anything for my spiderwife
I can't wait for Sburb to release so I can rule the next world under MY ideology
>>152086892yo that's dope
>>152085984holy shit..... he's /ourguy/
>>152086892cant wait to groom myself in the past
>>152086892Hey, as long as we can be friends in the end Anon.
>>152086922>cant wait to groom myself in the past
>>152081901Fat brown pooner on da /msp/? Wow
>>152087015/qa/ actually
>>152085779God motherfucking dammit she's gorgeous I would do anything for her
>>152087039We're at /msp/ right now thoughie thoughMan how many other soiGODS are in this thread?
>>152085779Vriska this is fucking dogshit can we just get Pizza Hut or something?
>>152087065i already counted 4 (including me)
>>152087065Glory to /msp/ oldgawd
>>152087065Oh wait I meant to say /hsg/ not /msp/ FUCK I'm a retard
Alan is /ourfag/.
>>152087155>Oh wait I meant to say /hsg/ not /msp/ FUCK I'm a retard
>>152087107Absolute kino!>>152087141I got into Homestuck some time after /msp/ got deleted.... Never got to experience it sadly
>>152087173alan is surrounded by women and is GAY, its actually so over
Consider. Cody x Oxnard.
>>152087191There's nuisois who got into homestuck 4 months ago?? Absolutely horrible o algo. Shit is brimstone, but there are some gem moments like intermission 1
>>152087207yo draw kanaya as uncjak
Can you Redditors speak English or are your mangled brains only capable of spewing out incomprehensible shitspeak?
>>152087224idk i get into homestuck thing in like 2023
>>152087224Yeah not the best moment to get into it but I'm enjoying it so far. Also it's not my first time reading it, I tried getting into it in 2023 but dropped it after a few hundred pages
>>152087242>>152087258I got into homestuck in 2020. I never dropped it. I read it every year. Hell, I've read homestuck 5 times by now. In the humble words of octopimp this shit "ITS LIKE SUCCUBUS" Its a shame hussie claimed your soul that early
>terezi is troll jewish>her lusus is a dragon>dragons hoard gold
LET ME POST SNEED FEED AND SEED JOKE EXPLANETION
/hsg/bros, what do we think about Jane Crocker now being a lesbian in Beyond Canon?https://beyondcanon.com/story/999
>>152087337>/hsg/bros, what do we think about Jane Crocker now being a lesbian in Beyond Canon?>https://beyondcanon.com/story/999
>>152087337A lesbian and pedophile?
>>152087337this is cute and cringekino in one...davejade!!
>>152087529why is he missing the ears and horn
>>152087337sex with jasprosesprite^2
>>152087538Artist error
>>152087548i mean its a pretty obvious error
giwtwm
>>152087337Better than dogdick
>>152087337Davejane consolation prize
>>152087243>painting --> pain8ingBr8k spider tier
>>152087337>first Rose gets dicked>now Jane is into womenBC team won't rest until everyone is a bishit. How long until Dirk turns out to actually be into pussy too because of some shit like "fuck them labels man"?
>>152087746Roxy poon will fix him
>>152087510I've seen Homestuck go from Tumblr, to Snapchat to Tiktok. Grim(dark)
>>152087337nothing. i feel nothing about it anymore. everytime im mildly enjoying and maybe even defending this heap of steaming shit they pull another stunt that makes me lose all faith, at this point not even Vriskagram again but worse can get a reaction out of me
>>152087556we have a resident retard thats been drawing aranea for 3 months straight and still regularly forgets her horns
>>152087763>Dirk didn't want to fuck Roxy before but now that she's a xe/zhir he's open to the ideaAbsolutely terrible, I can actually see them doing that
>>152087746Troll society and its consequences has been a failure for the human race>>152087763My otp will continue even if he's a gay fag neorails agenda will continue
>>152087337im reading beyond canon
>>152087894REAL love is pissing inside your girl and reminding her she's your urinal.
>>152087546sauce?
>>152088008https://beyondcanon.com/bonus/catnapped/21
>>152087969Aradia would do that and it would turn off equius
>>152087969That's a good way to kill her quick you fool
hiii guuuys :3
>>152086892Every day I don't get killed by the terminator because I save the world from the machines in the future is another day I need to do my reps
>>152088193the ultimate session doomer
>>152079888So did that pilot get picked up or did it flop??
>>152088435It's gonna get picked up. Source? Just trust me.
>>152088472Why would anything good ever happen
>>152088435It's still up in the air
>>152088435
>>152088193Good morning sir!
>>152079924John beating the shit out of Caliborn its the most leaderly and proactive thing he has ever done.
>>152088500You just gotta believe. Turn that frown upside down!
>>152087546https://beyondcanon.com/bonus/catnapped/21
>>152088193Kalian delfin
Sup
>>152088877Not surprised the 13 year old Rose side would have a mother complex too.
>>152088993>insecure and overcompensating because of DoomHow does it work?
>>152088993if you got a diddy of blood in your session what would you do?
>>152089076Oil up
>>152088993I'M HERE TO SEE
>>152089050Bad things happen to me :(
>>152089076Use doom to make his anus rupture
FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK
>>152089245massive blood bending erection oh yeah
>>152089245Karkat...
>>152089245Bend over.
>>152088061Kyle South Park in the back
>the hiveswap troll that shares my exact zodiac+sway+aspect combo is some fag from a boy band
purrfect dynamic and ship
>>152088061ill rape both with my p2ionic peni5
>>152088061Sadistic shota
>>152089559thats a girlyou can see the tits
>>152089458Brother kill yourself
>>152089559>Sadistic shotaThat'd be John
>>152088435I may sound crazy but I hope it didn't get picked up
>>152089559Erimos x Korpus AU art on moonrunes pixiv
>>152088077>turn off equiusimpossible
>>152089559>>152089603>>152089664>
I am going to go buy a pizza /hsg/ would you care for a slice?
>>152089766what is pizza flavor tho?
>>152089784buffalo chicken and blue cheese
>>152089766Ya pick me up one of those rust blood lolis my last one died of old age
>>152086065So this is how I learn Alan's last name. I have no idea what its referencing
>>152089848why there is so much pedos in /hsg/'s?
>>152088193literally my dad's classpect
>>152089442where can I find every hiveswap troll's classpect. I wanna see who my match is
>>152089945The classes aren't covered, but the aspect article on MSPA wiki lists the characters at the end of each aspect's section.
>>152090141cursed human KarkatI like it
>>152089874The characters stay cute longer than real humans. Comes with the territory
>>152089874>>152089757I know this is snca but there was recently a xitter user named stridercunny (the 25 year old larped as bro while the 13 year old as dave) who got exposed for dating a 13 year old for 3 years while being 25It's a sad day for bro fans
>>152090420>cunnySo who in this arrangement had a pussy?
>>152090528probably the 25 year old since he was originally a she
>>152090583>today I will transition into a child abuser
>>152090675Honestly more respectable than ftms who troon out just to act like little bitches.
>>152090420>>152090583stay away from women or former women obsessed with bro they are absolutely fucked in the head
>>152090779>stay away from women or former women obsessed with stridersftfy
>>152090800>stay awayftfy
>>152090800Is people obsessed with the striders the most mentally ill or is there some makara fans that are more obsessed? Is there a reverse version of everyone who obsesses over leijons are normal people
>>152090800>stick it in women or former women obsessed with stridersftfy
