They need to bring Blazblue back
Kratos won last thread.
>Okay, let me just, ahem, I-I need a second to collect myself on this one, guys. Okay, um, F "Blazblue". Not the games, the games are good, probably, I'm talking about the world, the story, and especially the anime based on it all. So once upon a time, there was this monster called the Black Beast. Humankind sent the six heroes out to go and kill it, and they did that. But when they did, it made it spread this stuff, substance, called "seithr" all over the world. If you have the powers, you can use it to, like, manipulate it. It's like magic, it's not magic, but it's like magic. So then there's this emo edgelord named Ragna the Bloodedge, he's got a big sword and spiky hair, and he's sad all the time. He had this little sister who got sick with something. He tried to be a good brother and, like, spend time with her and stuff, but then their brother, Jin, was jealous that Ragna was spending time with Saya and not him, so he did the next best thing and, like, joined up with this hipster, and together, they cut off Ragna's arm. And it was gross. And then this vampire snapped her fingers and gave Ragna a new arm, it was made out of the seithr, but then, okay, Ragna has been trained by this cat with ninja powers.
>So he goes to this cauldron place with this other girl named Noel, [text appears: "NOT NOEL"] who's fighting him, I think. Then they fall into the cauldron and both of them together become the Black Beast that attacked, like go back in time to attack the world to begin with. But it's only at this point in the series when I realized that the entire concept of "Blazblue" revolves around time looping in on itself, but if that's the case, then how come there was the Black Beast, but then this really crazy thing happens where, like, Ragna and Noel don't fall into the cauldron and they never go back in time to form the Black Beast, which means there shouldn't be any seithr, which means none of this should've ever happened, but it keeps happening. I never figured out why, it never made any sense to me, because somebody didn't think this thing through, somebody just kept throwing in stuff to the "Blazblue" lore, thinking people would think it was cool, and I'm sorry to say, that it worked, but it didn't work on me! Oh no, I see "Blazblue" for what it is: It's a mess! It's a crappy mess, and I HATE it! That's why it's number seven.
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPP* GAHDDAYM, I'M SUCH A SHITTER!
>>152080892GASSYtos...
Alright you fucking fucks, I'm gonna make my own VS Show (without research) by commissioning a sprite animator to make two minute fights I wrote for meGive me some kino matchups that are DIMES but can be animated with sprites and tell me what you'd like to see in them (I could incorporate it in the script just don't suggest anything freaky cuz the animator won't like it)>LockedThor vs OptimusMartian Manhunter vs JirenMeta Knight vs Shadow the HedgehogHank J Wimbledon vs V1Doomsday vs Kid BuuCourage vs PeppinoAntonBlast Satan vs King K. Rool>Locked but I need spritesSuper Brainz vs Bizarro>Locked if Death Battle doesn't do it firstIchigo vs Danny PhantomCell vs Zygarde>Might happenCrimson Dynamo vs Senator ArmstrongGodzilla vs Arceus>Could substitute other episodesAccelerator vs MagnetoAlex Mercer vs Carnage>Could substitute other episodes but needs spritesPlutonian vs Scion
Kratos won last thread. He won this thread. He won the next thread.
This thread needs a SAVIOR!
Goku and Vegeta vs Kratos and Asura. Who wins?
>LET'S DUEL, YOU KNOW THAT IT'S TIME TO>I CAN SENSE THAT POWER INSIDE YOU>ALWAYS SEEMS TO COME DOWN TO US TWO>CATACLYSMS WE BOTH SURVIVED THROUGH>LET'S BATTLE, YOU KNOW THAT I CHOOSE YOU>I CAN SENSE THAT POWER FLOW THROUGH YOU>ALWAYS SEEMS TO COME DOWN TO US TWO>SO SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO
>>152080892>>152080898>>152080929
>>152080947Kratos kills them all, turns 360 degrees and leaves.
>152080960Not canon. This is canon thoughever.
>coomers at it again
>>152080989I don't know these characters, but they look cool.
>spicpedo is here
>>152080997why is Mario with a child?
>>152081025Protecting it from a certain blue rodent
>thread is going to forced SHITrio vs TRANSnic autism
What the FUCK are YOU???
>>152081025He is a pedophile.
>>152080925Zeltrack Arts...
Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and Mario and their entire verses.
>>152081025he's gonna fuck her cunny, what's it look like soniccuck?
>>152081041The KING of KINGS.
>>152081041I'm Asuka! Asuka Langley Soryuu! Charmed arentcha?
>>152081066M-MY LIEGE! *kneels*
>DOGrio>FAGnicKirby victims, enough said.
>>152081025Amy is a adult in human years.
>>152081089Not a single counter argument to this has EVER been posted
>>152081093Post Kirby being above platonic concepts.NOW.
>>152081061>Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and Mario and their entire verses.on opposite day
>>152081041Real name? Ace Ukiyo. Hero name? Kamen Rider Geats.
Im feelin like my old self again. Renewed, recharged, refocused. With nothing to stop me from being, me.
>>152081105Give me 3 days
>Kirby victims
>>152081061Not a single counter argument to this has EVER been posted
Simon the Digger is HIM and would btfo Mario and Bowser>B-b-but Metal875 said xe's above platonic concepts
>>152081025Mario likes em young
>>152081113Not a single counter argument to this has EVER been posted
> NOO, not the heckin crowd of innocentsNobody in that crowd was innocent.
>>152081127Kirby TANKED that
>>152081143Metal875...
>>152081131Omni-Jr solos neg diff.
>>152081131Mario solos
>is HIMZoomoid Simon the digger gets btfo by Metal875, yes the human. Mario and Bowser wouldn't even need to lift a finger.
>>152081143ThisLiterally every single one of them had innocent blood on their hands one way or anotherJiren was justified
>>152081131Literally WHO?
>thread is going to natural CHADrio vs CHADnic autismBased. That's a true rivalry worthy of scholarly debate unlike Gokek being 0-3 against Superman.
>>152081143PSYCHOtos the INSANE....
>>152081186Mario is Nintendo Power you spic
>>152081143>>152081178>T. Jiren the fake hero
>>152081143MONSTERsura...
>>152081196>D(hbo)C cuckold tries to play dumbYou're pathetic
>>152081143>>152081178Even if this cope goes through, Jiren wasn't attacking them for his own standards. He only did it to distract Goku from destroying him in that fight. So while Jiren is not a hero, he also is a spineless coward.
So should I respect women or should I rape them?
Bring me the one they call T
>Big Arm>rocks>ice>capsules>water>Alligators>Unleashed Eggman>Dark Gaia>Egg Salamander>Solaris>Knuckles>The EndWhy is invulnerability negation hax so common in the Sonic world?
>Bowser gets Yugi>Yugifags claim he's Ashfags HBOC>Mario beats Simon>Simonfags claim he’s DCfags HBOC I'm seeing a pattern
>"Simon's totally gay!"There are gay Green Lanterns and DC has gay flags in a lot of its comics now>"Simon got cucked!"His crush on Yoko was when he was a kid and he moved into Nia. Married his girl after saving the universe with her while Kyle got his gf fridged twice and got his interracial alien gf taken by a dude named Simon>"Simon couldn't tank the big bang!"STTGL evolved enough to fodderize regular Anti-Spiral, the one who did the Infinity Big Bang Storm (which is already universal since the IBBS is made up of multiple universes being squished together and blasted), forcing it to turn into Super Granzeboma. Kyle's 13.5 dimension feat barely fills a panel>"Nobody knows Gurren Lagann!"Nobody cares about Green Lantern, let alone Kyle who's obscure as fuck>"b-but-"DCfags LOST. They lost harder than they've ever won even. A single loss BROKE them. A lifetime of victories and they cannot go down with any humility. They had to beat Goku 3 times with the same character and they still do not feel good about themselves. They cannot win even in victory, they can't even win these dubs
>>152081229Respect because you are a scholar, king and gentleman.
>>152081235>getsbeats
Wow...Welp, this is it folks. Might as well be done and not bother making another one of these threads anymore, because this is it. It doesn't get stronger than this, we're done here.
>>152081250Morpheus Kratos solos.
>>152081244Tell that to the other guy
>>152081232>Why is invulnerability negation hax so common in the Sonic world?If invulnerability gets fraudchecked that many times it's just weak, not hax.
>>152081239Yoko and he were the same age. Kamina was an 18 year old pedo. Simon not only tolerated Yoko worshipping Kamina like a god for the rest of his life, he also worshipped Kamina like a god too and forced Nia to worship Kamina's cock like a celebrity.Simon's a fucking cuck who worships his BVLL and whose bitch only cares about him when he cosplays as Kamina and does a 24/7 impression of Kamina and who worships his BVLL Kamina too
>>152081228You can't read his fucking mind, you don't know what he was thinking.For all we know maybe he saw it as an opportunity to get advantage against a villainous by attacking his evil comrades and catch him off guard.How about we quit being so quick to judge a hero before we get his side of the story?
>solos your verse.
If your hero isn't above platonic concepts, then he is weak and pathetic.
>>152081239>STTGL evolved enough to fodderize regular Anti-Spiraland HOW did it evolve to that point, gurren lagann retard?By Genome GIVING it the Big Bang's energy, that Genome tanked for it. Without Genome, it can't grow to that for shit.
>>152081273You're Indian
>>152081025he's an italian, por favore capisci
>Welp, this is it folks. Might as well be done and not bother making another one of these threads anymore, because this is it. It doesn't get stronger than this, we're done here.>It doesn't get weaker than thisftfy
>>152081273Stop talking about cucks and bulls, you weirdo. Is that your fetish?
>>152081235when is someone going start spamming Mario porn after losing to him?
>>152081323He said this after Kratos glanced at him
>>152081281It was caught live. Jiren is a fraud.
>>152081324yes saaar because i am a gurren laggan bro saaaaar we worship our bvlls and watch from our designated cucking bush while they fuck our girlfriends SAAAAR
>>152081354>DCJeet projecting
>>152081354no you're not
I just kissed Chi-Chi's lips.
>>152081348Lifting after eating that much doesn't sound good. Take care, Jirenbro.
>>152081339Goku LITERALLY says he's not a hero of justice after protecting his evil friends.He knows he is a villain.
>>152081383Deshaun's asshole...
>>152081383You all know who he was referring to
MariovsSonictrannies BTFO by Gurren Lagann CHADS
>>152081354Does Gainax even have the money to buy Indians to shill TTGL?
>PLEASE care about shiten fartannYour verse is DIMELESS.
>>152081397They went out of business. Trigger owns the IP now.
>>152081397They're indians. They will shill anything for you. You could pay them in cow dung and they'll shill.
does /dbg/ even have confirmed Indian posters?
>>152081410>SALES SALES SALES SALES SALESFuck off, this is a powerscaling thread, not a tranny consoomer thread
>>152081385>[MURDEROUS GAY PRIDE TROOPER PROPAGANDA]Jiren...
>>152081414we have spics, they're kinda like Indians
>>152081411Oh really? That's great to hear!
>>152081385goku didn't fire his shots into the crowd for an edge in a fight, jiren did
>>152081431No one cares about your tranny cuckold series, it would literally never be talked about if you didn't keep bringing it up.
>>152081025he's my inspiration
>>152081385>Goku says he's not a heroListroon don't look...
>>152081449>goku didn't [attempt to rid the multiverse of his bloodthirsty companions that are willing to work with a genocider that killed billions across hundreds of planets]Yeah, I wonder why Jiren was so mad at them.
Reminder: Gurren Lagann has no tranny fans, Mario has enough to make this
Mmmmm DELICIOUS GREASY food YUM! I love eating all of this FATTY food! I LICK the leftover grease off of my plate!
>Omni-Junior, Heir of the Absolute Wonder. A being no longer standing in the universe— but standing as the universe.>“Omni”: omnipresence, omniphasic existence. “Heir”: thematically important as Bowser Jr. didn’t seize godhood by accident; he earned it and “Wonder”: reality governed by raw chaos.>No fixed body as Bowser Jr.’s face appears in the sky, in terrain outlines and as negative space between stars. His signature bib mouth becomes a cosmic singularity grin. A symbolic shell halo surrounds planets and dimensions, his topknot ponytail becomes a spiral galaxy. His eyes appear as multiple stars.>Existence Traits: Omnipresent (exists everywhere at once). Non-local (no true center or core). Self-referential (the universe confirms his existence by functioning).Powers (composited & refined)>Chaos Heart Integration: Reality is in a permanent pre-apocalypse state. Existence persists only because he allows it. Destruction is no longer an event, but it’s a background constant.>Dream Stone Sovereignty: He defines what is possible. Wishes are no longer spoken—they are assumed. If he imagines a rule, the universe retroactively agrees.>Absolute Wonder Effect: The entire cosmos is under a permanent Wonder state. Physics can become musical, time may scroll sideways or concepts like “gravity” or “identity” can change on a conceptual level.Signature Abilities>Omnipotent Singularity: Is everywhere at once, no limits.>Narrative and Platonic Conceptual Rewrite: Can rewrite any and all concepts and narrative structures to let him win any fight.>Omnipotent Erasure: Can erase anything from anywhere, no matter how strong it is.>If Omni-Junior speaks, it’s not from a mouth. It’s from EVERYWHERE.>"Okay...now we play by MY RULES."Simon can't beat this btw.
>>152081490Jiren...
>>152081490...but enough about SHARTrio and FAGnic fans
>just going straight to insults another Mario win
>>152081511hate to tell you this bro, you spics don't descend from the aztecs, you descend from the conquistadors.
>>152081501
The King?The Queen?The Ace?The Knight?The Champion?The Hight Priest?The Court Magician?
>>152081473>T. Jiren's cope after realizing he was a monster He only crowd fired to get an edge on Goku beating his ass.
Innocent people should be left out of conflicts, god FARKIN DAMN, do better gods, goddesses, goddolks, and goddinxes!
spooked>>152081523>you spics don't descend from the aztecs, you descend from the conquistadors.NOOOOOO
>>152081532CHUDseid would never say this!
>Nintendog posts spicfiction and gets mad when no one takes it seriouslyANOTHER WIN FOR THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT!
>>152081475>Reminder: Gurren Lagann has no tranny fans, Mario has enough to make thisGurren lagann literally has a crossdressor on simon's team.
>>152081501My lie detector is silent.
>>152081531You have NO proof
Reminder: Gurren Lagann has no fans, Mario has enough.
>>152081560Oops sorryGurren lagann literally has a TRANNY on simon's team and that TRANNY fucked Simon.
>NintenGOD posts CANON and gets amused when the Simonfag gets mad because he can't refute itYep.
>>152081572>>152081546>>152081543>>152081578>>152081560Ya done, yet?
Madoka...
>wins in vs debating >wins in sales>wins in popularity >wins in quality products
>>152081560>Tranny fans*>Learn to read TARDriospicSimonspic... >I made the Dai-Gurren flag at my shroom hut!!! Ft. Bisexual and trans flag lol
Why is the Simonfag beefing with Mariofags?
>152081578Simonbros... WE ARE TRANNIES!?!? WTF!!! SHITRIO NINTODDLERS ARE DUMB GAY SNOYS!!! THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT FUCKING OWNS THIS GAY FRAUD!!! FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
>>152081621DCfags are ignoring him, shattering his fragile mind
>....Batman gasped, he'd never known this embrace, only the cold hands of Arkham inmates.> but Clark Kent didn't relent, he'd do anything for a story. The chill air of Gotham wrapped them both as they entered each other's embrace.> "Goddamn it, I'm not just a Bat, I'm a MAN", the wild call wrung out into Crime Alley!>>> Typing speed: 1.7M WPM
>>152081578More like the INDOMITABLE HOMO SPIRIT! LMAO
>>152081621they barked at Supermanfags, got btfoedthey barked at Kratosfags, got btfoedthey barked at Halfags, got btfoedthey now bark at Mariofags, got btfoedthey should bite the bullet already and realise they are equals only to the Sonic maggots...
Lol peep the new hierarchyMario >>>>> Gurren Lagann > DC/Marvel > Everyone else > Power gap >>>>> DOGSHIT >>>>> SHITnic
>>152081501Fuck...you're right. Simon can't defeat Composite Bowser Jr.
>>152081684Sonic is full of trannies.
>>152081684Mario >>>>> Gurren Lagann > DC/Marvel > Everyone else > Power gap >>>>> DOGSHIT >>>>> SHITnic = DeKEKFixed that for you!
>>152081684Not pictured here is Kratos who's beyond the concept of Mario.
>>152081721Kratos is a cool dude. MarioGODS respect him.
>>152081475Oh you wanna go Trans for Trans?>Literally fucks Mario
What did we learn from this?
>>152081721legends say that Mario is an aspect of the same being that Kratos is. That being occasionally mindcontrols irl people to defeat nonbelievers in real life death battles
Is Mario above Kratonic concepts?
>>152081742>>152081719>>152081709>>152081704>>152081684>>152081676CAN YOU FAGGOTS SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONE FUCKING THREAD AND ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT MATCH UPS LIKE ADULTS AND NOT RETARDED CHILDREN.
>>152081762Instructions unclear
KINGtos is the master of the PS2, the most successful console of all time. He is beyond Mario.
>>152081762Im so fucking horny right now I cant control it
>>152081759I don't know if that's true, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and not check it myself, but Simon canonically lets the MTF tranny bum him in Episode 26 of Gurren Lagann - and we see onscreen as that tranny takes Simon's first kiss and who knows what else.Yoko cucked Simon so hard he sucked off her tranny cousin's trannycock cause that's the closest he could ever get to his "Big Bro"'s new cumpig
>>152081762MarioGODS always win vs debates
>>152081776Do NOT raise your voice at us, BOY.
>>152081776>Literal whoMario owns this fraud
>>152081776who would win Kratos vs the abstract concept of cuckoldry?
>Mass reply meltdownKEKYPOW!
>>152081776Kratos victim.
>>152081800Isn't that the multiverse though?IF you saw a version of you from another universe being drilled by another man would you just accept you're gay?
>>152081776We OWN these halls. We BUILT these halls. You are just a visitor.
>>152081807Sit down and shut up you big bald FUCK
>>152081776Sure, who should Gayman Rider get killed by?
>>152081776/dbg/ was TEACHING you...
>>152081832He IS sitting, you blind fuck
> It sickens me, that insipid boyish grin, and ageless hairline.> Doesn't it diminish you, diminish us all? We all fall short of his sickening, inhuman perfection!> Run your hand through this hair, Kent, not the gift of alien biochemistry, the work of Earth's greatest hair transplant clinics.
>>152081827all those timelines fused and apparently all happened to simon according to death battle. i don't make the rules, death battle confirmed that the tranny fucked Simon.
>>152081827didn't he merge with all versions of himself which would include this one?
>>152081776Be a Better Man.
>>152081833A rock probably solos him.
>>152081827Uh Simon merged all of those versions into himself
>>152081776/dbg/ RAPED and GAPED you.
>>152081842I have no idea who this post is slandering? is it Lex?
>man has a big plappable ass>anal is tighter than vagina>man has a prostate which means they feel more pleasure from it>no risk of getting pregnant>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE GAY SEX NOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST CAN'T BECAUSE UMMM NOOOOOOOOOOOOwhy is /dbg/ like this?
Janny strike this thread down.
>>152081843>>152081846>>152081858Would you fuse with your gay you from another universe and gain his aids in order to escape the infinite labyrinth...?
Kamen Rider? Billy victim.
>>152081878What if YOU are the one getting fucked in your plappable ass then? What then?
>>152081880are you about to scale my favorite verse (KND) to outerversal?
>>152081878>>152081880Kamen Riderbro btw.
>cucky rider is trying to get the thread nuked
What the hell is the point of MU OP pics if no one actually talks about the damn MU
Kamen Rider? More like GAYMAN RIDER!
Who cares if Simon kissed a tranny in an alternate universe? YOUR HERO probably did the same in an alternate universe too!!
>>152081882if the gay is finite then you can still fuse with infinite without fusing with that part
>>152081921The fuck? I made the damn thread you retard. Why would I want it nuked.
>>152081930My hero NEVER kissed ANYONE!
>>152080803Uhhh the green one wins or something, idk
>>152081927KEKKYCHOOKY!
>>152081570>Proof: DBS the series
>>152081930but this guy >>152081922 is my hero...hold on...you couldn't possibly mean?
>>152081933There's probably an infinite amount of gay yous I imagine
>>152081927KEKAROOOOOOO!
>>152081936GODrio warped you
>>152081922No one knows who any of those shitters are. Pick real characters like Sonic not AI generated ones next time.
>>152081927
>>152081922Dude when I open a thread I don't even read the OP ever. I read the subject and immediately scroll to the bottom of the thread and start shitposting.
>>152081964>No one knows who any of those shitters areNot my problem. If at least one person knows, it counts.
>>152081922>talk about literal whosNo.
Fuck MarioFuck SonicFuck Kratosand Fuck Salesfags
>>152081980This. You got to pick up on the vibe of the latest shitposts or you'll ruin the thread.
>>152081999Mario, Kratos, Sonic and Sales RAPED and GAPED your mind.
>>152082011>latest shitpostsIt has been the same shit for the past god damn week. What do you mean "latest shitposts"
Who wins this one?
Sonic gave me HIV
>>152082045Quagmire solos.
KIIIIIINNNGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS
ENTER
>>152082045first one to kill the other or first one to bukkake Sue?
>>152082035Yeah I can already tell you're one of the least funny people in these threads. Go suck a fucking BBC you faggot ass nigger.
Guys rate my never seen before booking for death battle>Mario vs Sonic 3 (Mario wins)>Hulk vs Kratos (Kratos wins)>Batman vs James Bond (Batman wins)>Bugs Bunny vs Mickey Mouse (Tie)>Tails vs Luigi 2 (Luigi wins)>Pac-Man vs Luigi (Luigi wins)>Bowser vs Godzilla (Bowser wins)>Iron Man vs Optimus Prime (Iron Man wins)>Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson (Homer wins)Is it dimes?
>>152082062>Hope>Imagination >VictoryYup yup my hero Sonic is one rad dude.
>>152082087OOHH ME NEXT ME NEXT!YUM YUM YUMMY-ROOOOO!!!!i am a Simonbro.
I SHIT MY PANTS
>>152082083HAHAHAHHAHA FUNNYPOOPY!
Kratos broke this place forever.
>SEVENTEEN MILLION ZENOSCHADOON SAMA... I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU...
>>152082087>f*ggot>n*ggerBe BETTER fr fr
>>152082142I can't debunk this....what's going on?
>>152082097What are some other esoteric kinorinos with connections and themes like these?
>>152082156>fr frWarrior Gen Z...
>>152082156
Oh my god, it feels like I'm surrounded by a bunch of special ed students shitting themselves.
>>152082166Kratos vs Asura
>>152082173Polycule enjoyer millennial...
>>152082196KIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGG!!!!KKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Kratos GAPED my mind!!
>>152082156ZOOMERtos...Does ZOOMERtos have broccoli hair?
>>152082083
>>152082199Who's Asura?
>>152082194/dbg/ WARPED you.
>>152082221
>>152082194>UltraGAYman
>>152082194Fucking kill yourself, Ultracuck. No one wants you here. No one has ever wanted you here. You never once fit in. End all of it immediately.
>>152082229he was a monster. Was.
Post this general not being a poor man's /dbs/-sharty colony and a vehicle for posting thinly veiled cuckold fetishes and homosexual fantasies and cuckoldry/homosexual-adjacent fetishes/fantasies
>>152082249Make me.
>>152082194Der's something special in your lunch pail!
>>152082194I like the cut of your jib tokubro, keep at it
>>152082254Post your testosterone levels being above 150ng/dl
Yugi will never beat Ash.
>>152082268I will continue to alienate /dbg/.
>sharty out of nowhereThey broke your mind, but we will fix it brother. We'll make you better.
>>152082254>thinly veiled
>>152082270Post my testosterone levels NOT being 1100ng/dl
>poor man's /dbs/-sharty colony and a vehicle for posting thinly veiled cuckold fetishes and homosexual fantasies and cuckoldry/homosexual-adjacent fetishes/fantasiesNothing wrong with this btw.
>>152081759Mario fucks her big trans booty.
>>152082291You're whining like a little bitch instead of flooding this place with gore to get this thread deleted.
>>152082293And that's BEAUTIFUL
>>152082292KINGtos SCHOLAR…
>>152082292YUM YUM YUMMYROO
>>152082299>spam gorePost you not being a deflecting brownoid.
The median age here is 31 years old.
>>152082249I thought he was being a dick but there are actually a surprising amount of posts in his thread revolving around shit.
>>152082313I beat the odds
>>152082299Skin color?
>>152082312Don't have to. You're the one who brought skin color into this. I smell insecurity.
>>152082313I'm a young total hunk of a zoomer, speak for yourself unc.
Actually im 21 years old
>>152082328The color of fecal matter of course!
>>152082331>deflectingThis guy's brown for sure.
>>152082328>>152082343Meanwhile while you made these stupid racist jokes an indian man is fucking a white woman at her bed room...
>>152082313I'm 19. These uncs here don't have working brains anymore it seems.
>>152082331Swarthy shitskinned hands wrote this post...
>>152082323>surprising amount of posts in his thread revolving around shit.>surprisingAnon, this is /dbg/ we’re in.
>Meanwhile while
>>152082331I can practically FEEL the agarthian particles coming off of your every post from how ARYAN you are
>>152082331BROWNon.
>>152082364SO TRVE SAAAR! IZZAT HAS BEEN REDEEMED!
>>152082331WHITEnon!
My white detector is dead silent...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152082331I can practically FEEL the subhuman thirdworld JAKARTAN particles coming off of your every post from how BROWN you are
>>152082396More like NON WHITE
>>152082354> I'd never deflect a hard one coming right at me.No.
>>152082331Yup. You won.
>>152082382TRUTHFUL GOLD>>152082404Deceitful mold...
>>152082249OhNoSchizo, I haven't posted in ages, but it's nice to know you remember me.
We must be Better Men!
> *click*DONE.Jiren won't exist beyond this point.
>>152082433You are so BALD.
How come your hero hasn't learned how to breathe underwater? Are they lazy?
>>152082440Do not point the ultimate nullifier at Jiren, Boy. Who do you think built it?
>KABOOOM
My HERO could easily, with even just the mere infinitisimal fraction of the presence of one of his avatar's power could easily save /dbg/, turn every poster here into a tall white heterosexual 6+/6+/6+ figures man with no abnormal fetishes and a healthy hairline, and dispel all shitposting, fetishposting, and poorly aped /dbg/posting...yet he refuses...for he is an UNTEACHABLE MONSTER, as much as he is a BOUNDLESS BEAST...
>>152082446Imagine needing to breathe
>>152082445why thank you
>>152082407>>152082424Brownoid coal...
>>152082447This guy.
>>152082440>That's it? I expected more from a trinket in the possession of this supposed "devourer"
>>152082425he doesn't know there are two of us
>>152080803COBRARIDE SYSTEMEVOLUTION
BOY.
>>152082465https://youtu.be/kbQv9P-Vmi8GODrge Floyd needs to breathe...
Devourer of Girls.
>>152082481There was just a general 'tokusatsu' guy who posted about spectreman, lion maru and all them. Then there were the four kaijufags. Then there was the /dbz/baby who got mad cause I made the joke 'Ultraman is bigger than Goku'.
Charlie KirkGeorge FloydJeffrey Epstein
>>152082498Yummy
>>152082451> 6+/6+/6+ figures man with no abnormal fetishes and a healthy hairlineA Sicilian one? With shoulder length curly locks and a tortured, foreboding presence?
>>152082508CHARLIE KIRK SOLOS EVERY FVCKING VERSE EVERPROVE ME WRONG
>>152082500>ohnoschizo>assvoidfag>kratosThis general sure is racist against MONSTERS, huh?
>>152082489It was an accident. Chauvin was TRAINING him to not need to breathe.
>>152082425You post here every day you lifeless fucking loser. Off yourself, Ultracuck. No one cares about your forced shit. No one posts it when you aren't here. You have no lasting legacy here.
>>152082500>Then there was the /dbz/baby who got mad cause I made the joke 'Ultraman is bigger than Goku'.I was about to bring that guy up. He thought he was talking about popularity when the argument was that he was just physically bigger. kek.
>>152082534You seem to be confused again.>>152082500This is me.>>152082481This is someone else. I know the sight of anything kaiju related makes you froth at the mouth in autistic rage, but at least distinguish two different users.
ENOUGH
>>152082522>This general sure is racist against MONSTERS, huh?Why don't I ever get scaled? Do I always have to enter new spaces while expecting to be marginalized?
>>152082563MY SLUDGEY SON
>>152082558he was the weakest kratos family member which speaks volumes because hes still stronger than most fiction kek
Wow, dbzschizo hour is way better than tokufag hour...
>>152082574Ultraman inspired DBZ, Toriyama sited it as one of his favorite series.
>>152082574Yeah, at least they're funny. They contribute overall to the thread culture.
I'm bored
You ever just think what the state of this general would be had Asura won?
>>152082588Ah yes, the /dbs/ refugees who post yabbadabba doo cuck copypasta and the like. So funny.
Your HERO has to battle everyone he's ever had sex with. Can he win?
https://youtu.be/8LUEHqjSPi0Kakarot sissies... What is this?
reminder, godzilla beat the hulk canonically and cannonically.
>>152082611>My wife has to battle composite fictionGulp
COULD WE GET AN ALT ENDINGWHAT WOULD IT MEAN FOR BOUNDLESS BEASTS LIKE YOU AND ME
>>152082611Panty Anarchy? Solos all the 1000+ dicks she fucked.
>>152082604
>>152082640Lmao what a roastie
>>152082588>YABBADABBA DOO (MEET THE FLINTSTONES)>BBC>BUILT FOR BVLLAh yes the absolute pinnacle of powerscale humor. Please name one shitpost made in the past year that didn't involve sex, black guys, or adultery.
I want to have sex with a pokemon and digimon
LOOK AT MY 80'S BUSH
>>152082611Of course. Guts already beat Donovan.
>>152082661blind folk from all tomorrows?
>>152082604>Has a presence in vs battles dating back to the beginning>Built Death Battle>Is the DNA for this thread and every shounen thread on /a/>AND contribute out of this world humor to the threadsInfinitely more valuable than Ultracuck who does nothing.
>The Elite Four are the strongest trainers in the region, just behind the champion>This little girl who is 9 years old is stronger than every other trainer and one of the strongest in the worldHow does that make you feel?
>>152082611>Mfw Kratos fucked my wifeI can't...
Remember when the dbz fetuses got upset that this woman made more than double the money Toriyama did while he was alive, was the richest mangaka until 2024 and only got dethroned by Oda and One Piece?
>>152082674That's cool, Goku was in powerdebates...Ultraman was in more actual, meaninful crossovers.
>>152082682>one pissTRASH!!!!!
>>152082674This post will cause a meltdown...
>>152082675>How does that make you feel?like the writers prioritize the cultural obsession with cuteness over consistency.What would a /co/ equivalent of Pokemon look like? I'm surprised there isn't one now that I think about it, that's an open niche.Warhammer?
>>152082675horny
>>152082661Beerus is looking ruff...
>>152082696Yeah trust me I agree. But sadly, it makes money *with a bit of help from fairytale.
>>152082674>>Built Death Battle>>Is the DNA for this thread and every shounen thread on /a/
>>152082675This little girl can beat your favorite character
>>152082691>Ultracuck wasn't in vs debates Okay so he's completely irrelevant here. Thanks for admitting!
>>152082710What a brat...
>>152082717Hal...
>>152082674You do know one of the oldest death battle tier powerscaling debates where in the 1970s, with Ultraman vs Kamen Rider? The debate was such a long lasting topic, Toei and Tsuburaya Productions put out a video in 1993 to bring the two together.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8vfK68AYFoGoku is very new to the 'power scaling' arguments.
>>152082674It's insane on how much influences that /dbs/ had on this entire website.
>>152082713> requires possession by deities to be relevant
>>152082714would you rather see Goku get slaughtered 3 in a fanfic or see him in an official crossover
>>152082714Ever since Kamen Rider aired in 1971, people in Japan where debating on who was stronger, Ultraman or Kamen Rider. It culminated in the two meeting in a 1990's special VHS.Another big was has been a thing since Ultraman first debuted, Ultraman vs Godzilla.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8vfK68AYFoBut please, do go on.
>>152082713Leave Hulk.... and pick up some milk on the way. I need it to make the Mac and Cheese.
>>152082714>>152082674>Character that has won a Death Battle>>152082691>>152082735>Character that hasn't won a Death BattleThe person I agree with should be clear.
>>152082725>>152082735ANCESTORS...
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>>152082713Why did Hulk have to rip-off Doomsday's resurrection mechanic?
>>152082749>Character that lost to Superman three timesvs>Character that won't appear in DC SlopKEK
Hulk enjoy Goku boypussy a lot...!
Goku's so famous. But he won't take time out of his day to help promote Tamashii Nations SHFiguarts Store in New York Time Square. The Ultramen do.
>Number of times Ultraman's entire presence on a website has devolved into solely memeposting and fetish spam: 0
Yikes... The Ultrabitch is getting raped and gaped right now...
please rise for goku's national anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfODYOp41ww
>>152082788imagine how it would jiggle with each thrust
>>152082788ClarkDAMN!
>>152082788I decided not to drink alcohol tonight.
>Hulktraman alliance against DragonballHuh. Wonder how many more alliances we have? We should have a chart of all the relationships of the various versefags and characterfags
>>152082766You see, young fans who grew up Hulk were not happy on how he was being treated, so they got a job at Marvel and wrote official fanfiction to make him unstoppable.
>>152082790Where? I'd like to see!
>Saiyans
>Number of threads Ultracuck has had on this website: 1% the amount Dragon Ball has had
>>152082710Well yeah, my favorite character would let her win because he's a good guy who doesn't beat up literal little kids just to feel strong unlike PSYCHOku the ABUSER.
>>152082778>>152082788Kawaii~
>>152082806>i-i only go to /a/ and spam cuck shit in the dbz threadUltraman's had civil discussions on /m/. But you're a tourist so you wouldn't know.Don't forget, these threads' nikofag went apeshit and posted on /m/ and got laughed out of it.
>>152082800>so they got a job at Marvel and wrote official fanfiction to make him unstoppable.This sort of thing makes me wonder if these comicbook companies have editors or character bibles.
>>152082790There's more to appreciating characters beyond powerscaling. You know that, right?
please rise for the goku national anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=457N1m4oUZw
So Godzillafags and Ultrafags oppose Ohnoschizo, but Ultrafags are allied with Hulkfags vs Dragonballfags, and Godzillafags are allied with Simonfags, who both are opposed by Hulkfags
>>152082822You're in a powerscaling thread. This sounds like desperate deflective cope.
>>152082830I didn't side with Simon. Mainly because I forgot everything about TTGL since it aired on Syfy.
>>152082807I'm scared of what Yujiro, my favorite character, would do to Poppy ...
>>152082830I think there were like, two exclusively godzillafags, then four kaijufags, and now two ultrafags, and then there was gamerautist? and one guy who just posted them all and gave us trivia facts about like, golden bat or spectreman?
>>152082822Where the fuck do you think you are?
MHAfags have beef with Invinciblefags, who themselves have beef with DBZfags as per Omniman vs Bardock, and that one guy that keeps posting that one image.MHAfags are the laughing stock of /dbg/, facing opposition by Toiletfags and various other factions, along with general mockery of Keku the street fighter.Similarly, Sonicfags face opposition at multiple angles due to "RAPE and GAPE" anon
GenkiDamatsuri soon....
>>152082859By the way the DBZ fags are having a melt down over a dude in a silver diver suit with lightbulbs for eyes? Pre-School.
>>152081596>>wins in vs debating>>wins in sales>>wins in popularity>>wins in quality productsFixed that image for you, by the way.
MAMA MIA!
Remember 2-C Simon Belmont being a huge meme on here?
>>152082836It just sounds like you're trying to fabricate a new target for no reason other than to shitpost. >>152082871Albuquerque.
>OhNoSchizo hates Kaijufag and Kaiju>Gets mad at Ultraman>Ultraman has been killing kaiju since the sixties???
>>152082921Ultraman is technically part of the kaiju genre.Additionally, there is the existence of Gamerafag, who hates Godzilla specifically inspite of both being kaijus
Okay. So when are you going to put on the maid outfit?
>>152082921Tokusatsu racism
>>152082603I do, especially when the threads spiral like this. I remember the Krasura waiting period being absolutely shit but I think Asura losing genuinely broke something in /dbg/. If Asura won, the collective sanity of the general would be mostly maintained and the threads would be more peaceful, if not a bit boring. The KINGtos spam would’ve definitely came to a stop, considering all the real Kratosfags got laughed out of the threads not too long after the episode aired.
>>152082930Yeah but Ultraman's whole deal is KILLING kaiju.
>>152082820Anon, do you have any idea on how many time they try to reinvent the wheels when it come to comicbook characters? The amount of retcons and changing each cosmology. There is no bible and editors pretty much don't exist considering how much shit you see these writers get away with. Very few time will the heads come in and say something and it's usually pretty stupid, like Batman isn't allow to eat pussy.
Asura with dimensional scaling...the hero that could have SAVED /dbg/...
>>152082783hmmm...
>>152082951
>>152082951Not even with dimension scaling, just some common sense that a guy that pops planets and stars like balloons would beat a guy whose best onscreen feats don’t even get past mountain level. Instead, not only did DB have Asura get shitstomped, the winner won with picrel logic.
>>152082661is this the form Beerus takes when he rapes Hades?
Does Gohan have any good MUs
>Ultraman is bigger than GokuGOKEKBROS, EMERGENCY MEETING! NOW!
>>152083078Any good match-up for Goku is a good match-up for Gohan. With a few exceptions, DragonBall characters have the same powerset.
>>152083090yeah he can grow in size but not in relevancy
I'm going to fuck that little pussy.
>>152083113What a degenerate thread, honestly based
RAPED and GAPED by Excelsior prime
>https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Ultraman_Noa>Tier: Low 1-C | Low 1-C | 1-C>Attack Potency: Low Complex Multiverse level (Equal to Dark Zagi, who can destroy a universe along with its space-time[1]. Often considered to be one of the only ultras that is comparable to Ultraman King[Statistics Values 1]) | Low Complex Multiverse level (Granted Zero the Ultimate Aegis which allowed him to defeat Arch Belial[2]. As one of the legendary ultras he should be comparable to the likes of Saga) | Complex Multiverse level (6-D possibly 8-D; Considered to be one of the four legendary ultras in the present era, and should thus be comparable to King and far superior to the likes of Absolute Diavolo, who can destroy multiple bubble universes)>https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Son_Goku_(DBS_Anime)>Tier: 2-C | 2-C | 2-C | 2-C | 2-C, far higher with God Transformations | 2-C | 2-C, far higher with God Transformations>Attack Potency: Low Multiverse level, far higher with God TransformationsVSCHADttles is laughing at us.>>152083104GokuXister... that's not going to help us beat Ultraman. Use your head! HOW CAN GOKU BEAT ULTRAMAN!?
>>152080803Soon.
>/dbs/ is just an erp thread
I can't believe johnny test is faster than SHARTnic.
My favourite genre of post is someone taking a video game character, suiciding into the weakest enemy/obstacle they can and posting it like it's some sort of proof that they're a fraud
>>152083104People can meet Ultraman in person. Happened in the Mall of America. Where's Goku's meet and greet?
>>152083445Every year at Jump festa.
>>152083104If you want to argue relevancy he just had a movie last year (2024) and the Ultraman Omega series this year (2025)
>KWABtraman>SHITflixFunny.
BEASTS!!!!
the pits queen herself
I LOVE DIANA PRINCE
>>152083900We know, Hal...
>>152080925Monster Hank or regular Hank or both?
I want to see Master Chief rape every single Destiny raid boss by himself.
Dr.Pepper vs Mr.Pobb when?
>>152084087Is Monster Hank a power up version of regular Hank?
>>152084452Both lose to a guy who punches hard
Denji dodging this is a better speed feat than anything showcased on screen in JJK
>>152084452
>>152084607Slower than Roshi's Kamehameha 30 years ago
>>152084607Where's the dodge
>>152084632On the pic?
>>152084671It looks like it hit a building and now he's getting hit by it on this one, which is it?
>>152083078
>>152084760Atreus shitstomps
>>152084607
>>152084774NTA but isn't the spear traveling from the moon to earth in like 4 panels
>/dbg/ threadENOUGH.The Annihilator of Airheads. The Breaker of Barnacleheads. The Cremator of Cringe. The Doom of Dumbasses. The Ender of Errors. The Fearst of Fools. The God of Goobers. The Hero of Hell. The Impactor of Idiots. The Jesus of Joy. The Khan of Krabby. The Leader of Lobotomy. The Mogul of Man-O-War. The Neglect of Nobles. The Outist of Omega. The Pantheon of Pestilence. The Quadrangular of Quarantine. The Reaper of Runts. The Sponge of Sea. The Transcender of Tools. The Ultra of Unity. The Valkyrie of Vastness. The Winner of Wimps. The Xenogenesis of Xerosis. The Yield of Youngbloods. The Zeal of Ziggurats.THE APEX PREDATORTHE ANNIHLATOR OF ANNIHLATORSTHE KRUSTY OF KRABSTHE LEADER OF LEADERSTHE JOY OF JUSTOBLITERTING REDDITHOG AND OTHER UNWORTHY OPPONENTSSPONGECHAD THE BOBSpongeMAXIMUS the PAINFULSpongeFATAL the HIERARCHYSpongePALADIN the UNBREAKABLESpongeMAGNATE the ABSORBANTSpongeJELLY the FISHSpongeNIMWIT the GODSpongeSOILDER the OMNIPOTENTSpongeKAMIKAZE the MESSENGERSpongeWIZARD the RUINERSpongeFIGHTER the DYNAMICALSpongeSHINY the BULLETPROOFSpongeSATAN the UNBEATABLESpongeFREAK the INEXPUNGABLESpongeCOLONIST the VANQUISHERSpongeTRANQUIL the EMPERORSpongeBANZAI the SUPERHUMANSpongePARAMOUNT the NOMADSpongeACHILLES the UNIVERSESpongePARADOX the CORRUPTERSpongeMONSTER the LOVECRAFTSpongeREX the MARAUDERSpongeCHAMP the SOULFULSpongeTSUNAMI the PIERCERSpongeCHAOS the DARKNESSSpongeLEGEND the MYTHOSSpongeDAEDALUS the FEARFULCHADSPONGE THE BOBBOBCHAD THE SPONGESPONGECHAD THE CHADDEITYCHAD THE SPONGEJESUSTHE CHADIEST OF CHADLORDSSPONGECHADIEST CHADSPONGECHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHAD CHADENTER SPONGECHAD
>>152082797>>152084795
SEAmonkeys, jeets (entire subcontinent) and latinxs all fight. Who comes out on top?
>>152084795>The Annihilator of AirheadsNot to today, SpongeBuddy
>>152084811All RAPES and GAPES white women
>>152080925Tenna vs Peter GriffinGive Peter Cutaway powers
>>152084871still a better matchup than doing something completely obvious, like having Peter battling with either Stan Smith, Homer Simpson, Phillip J. Fry, Hank Hill, or Bob Belcher
Time trapper Doomsday is a fraud and a desperate attempt used by dctards to match scp-682 power
>>152084927Scp is entirely fanfiction. However according to their own website, Mina Ashido should able to defeat it
>>152085036Post Doomsday destroying a granite wall instantly
>>152085067Post 682 surviving a drunk driver
>>152085109Post doomsday surviving the end of all
>>152084927Kill yourself, listtroon.
>>152085169Why would listtroon hate the guy who killed superman? Are you stupid?
What does time trapper Doomsday do?
>>152085163 post 682 surviving driving into a tree
Dead franchiseDead topicsDead threadsBan these threads already. These retard losers need to fuck off.
Nobody cares dbgay>DURR HURR THAT SPIC DEATH SHOW IS HAPPENINGNobody. Cares. Dbgay.Why don't you spics watch something that doesn't involve brown levels of violence? Oh wait, you can't! Because you're all retarded monkeys from latin america!
Y'all are virgin losers and will stay so for the rest of your lives. Imagine talking to a girl asking you what you do of your life.>i'm a virgin loser that spends 24/7 of his time on 4chan especially shitposting on /dbg/ nice to meet youLmao y'all are disgusting and should kys asap
>The same dead "meme" spam every thread>Constant off topic babble>/dbs/pic refugeesThese threads need to be sent to /Trash/ fucking immediately. They have no reason to exist anymore. They were never welcome on /co/. You're the laughingstock of the whole website. Jump off of a 12 story building pronto
>>152085301>>152085311>>152085324>>152085331Who raped you?
You retards have ruined /co/. This is Comics and Cartoons, not Gay Battleboarding and Powerscaling for Retards. Death Battle doesn't fall under this at all.
Because from gang violence.
>OH MY ONIONS! THIS RANDOM CHARACTER PUNCHED ANOTHER RANDOM CHARACTER AND NOW HE'S GIGAVERSAL+++++!This is what you all sound like. Imagine wasting your life powerscaling fictional characters. You all are fucking pathetic.
As much as I like shitposting I think these threads need to be put in time-out until the new season starts.
>>152085353Go back to plebbit
>>152085410Cope and seethe.
The things I would do just to eat out KINGtos' ass...
>>152085422...number at 0.
>>152085354Kill yourself lil timmy
Mind status?
>out of NOWHERE
>>152085436Entirely whole.
>>152085427...+ 45^8246
>>152085441So when's he fighting Nobita Nobi?
>>152082682That tracks. Dragon Ball fans are famously super insecure.
MY ZOMBIE ACADEMIA!
>>152085441>solos shitgon testicles
>>152085420….. is what you’ll be doing when I ram my cock down your throat, now get the FUARK out of my hall little bitch
>>152085465He isn't
>>152082705I genuinely do not get how that shit is so popular. You see its fans talk about it and I feel like I'm living in a bizarro world where instead of seeing some masterpiece of worldbuilding and adventure I see childish scribbles repeating the same loop over and over.>>152085537I hadn't ever seen this matchup. I like it too, it's great and I think they mesh better than with Nobita
>>152085560>I genuinely do not get how that shit is so popular.Because it's fun and has fun characters.
>>152082682No way that's true
>>152082696>>152085560>I genuinely do not get how that shit is so popular. You see its fans talk about it and I feel like I'm living in a bizarro world where instead of seeing some masterpiece of worldbuilding and adventure I see childish scribbles repeating the same loop over and over.Wow, but enough about Dragon Ball.
>>152085591I think it's because she started way back in the 70s, and has a number of the best selling manga under her belt.
>>152085428Fine fuck you I hope this place gets banned by jannies.
>>152085573I can only watch Zoro get lost, Sanji or Usopp acting cowardly so many times before I start wondering if the pony has other tricks. Even their designs got worse with the timeskip.
>>152085629>Sanji or Usopp acting cowardlyShould say "Sanji be a simp" but I forgot to write that lol
>>152085560>>152085591>>152085629OPUS Piece rapes your favorite character's entire verse and everything ever associated with them
>>152085629How do you tolerate any manga at all? They strive off of running gags.
>>152085483that's fagon fag for you
>>152085651By reading more than shonen manga
SALES NUMBERS.NOW!!
>>152085670P-Please stop rubbing it in, we just want to bully other animes like One Piece...
ART THOUST RETARDED?!
Kai Cenat vs IShowSpeed. Who wins?
>>152085667Even stuff like Berserk falls into that. I had to stop reading because Puck was so unbearable.
>>152085701Speed has genuinely impressive feats for a real life human
>>152085701Speed runs up on him and CLAPS that little nigga fr fr ong.
>>152085683New thread>>152085683New thread>>152085683New thread
>>152085560>I feel like I'm living in a bizarro world where instead of seeing some masterpiece of worldbuilding and adventure I see childish scribbles repeating the same loop over and over.That's jigaboo shilling for you, they scrape the most bottom of the barrel garbage out there and latch onto it like their life depends on it, then lash out when people even dare so much as to enjoy other things over what they like, regardless of whether those people are rubbing it in their faces or not in the first place, it's also how Sonic circlejerking has managed to stay strong for as long as it has.
>>152085701Already happened during the Chained Together stream. IShowSpeed no diffs.
>>152085701IShowSpeed is a One Piece chad with extremely high human stats. Kai cenat starts gagging on air after 3 minutes against him.
>>152085701all I know from Speed is the numerous gifs made of him
>>152085725Maybe because people sperg out and rage at any mention of One Piece, even if it's done in an offhand way.
