>be supergenius>obtain amazing superpowers>start going out to punch retards' lights out instead of applying your smarts or trying to market said powers for cash, since all you care about is some geriatric cunt>eventually (pretty much right off the bat considering the sliding timescale) get close with other supergenius and rich superheroes>continue squandering said smarts by ditching college, working as an amateur photographer, and basically divvying up your time between wearing pajamas, wondering where to stick your dick, and angsting about said geriatric cunt>repeat ad infinitum Is Spider-Man the most genuinely retarded character in mainstream capes? Literally nothing about his character makes any kind of sense. Batman's equally retarded with his no-killing rule, but you can chalk that up to him being genuinely mentally sick and suffering from trauma. Superman just cannot make any choice without turning into a God King. So Spider-Man sticks out as an "average joe" who's actually Mini-Reed and who prefers to use all his gifs and powers to basically be a slacker with a fetish for punishment. It all pisses me off because it's both a wish-fulfillment power fantasy and a stupid soap opera. When it's stupidly easy to just write Spider-Man as a proper power fantasy and make it work.>spider bite is the thing that advances him to super-genius level intellect>uses his smarts and eventual superhero connections to gradually build a successful tech empire>has sci-fi adventures that eventually develop mystical undertones>Spider-Man is an actually mature MAN instead of a MANCHILD>gets to fuck his hot redheaded 11/10 wife instead of being a cuckThere, how hard is that?
>>152083836>blaming the character and not the editors/writers
>>152083836>because it's both a wish-fulfillment power fantasy and a stupid soap operaWhich you continue to indulge yourself in despite all of your bitching.>When it's stupidly easy to just write Spider-Man as a proper power fantasy and make it work.Where's your comic then, fagboi? If you think you know better than anyone else how to make Spider-Man (a 64 year old franchise) work, then sit your lazy ass down and write something.>There, how hard is that?Good job, you just described the first 50 years of Spider-Man comics, jackass. Fuck off and die.
