>tfw Carl would probably be dead by 2026
It don't matter.
you'd be surprised by people who agemaxxx look like shit early on and then just ride it out until like 75 or so.
>>152085319>>152086377His lifestyle would do it anyway. He was a fat guy who drank and ate greasy shit daily. He would not have made it to 2026. Before we even get around to Shake or Frylock getting him killed by proxy.
How can I avoid turning into him?
>>152086505don’t go bald
>>152086487>He was a fat guy who drank and ate greasy shit daily.again you'd be surprised. Somehow they maintain a delicate ecosystem of grease and fat. It wouldn't be a great life in the last few years but he'd hang in.
>>152086505Don't pay prostitutes in pennies
>>152085319>Episode aired August 15, 2004>Carl is supposed to be 43Jeez.
>>152086487https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6MQUaXFfLY
>>152086505Don't live in New Jersey.
>>152085319carl dies like every episode
>>152085319He'd be turning 65 this year. Retirement age. I wonder what his pension plan is like.
>>152086831His retirement plan might be cigars and easy cheese until he goes out like James Gandolfini
