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The moral is that if you want to get laid you have to actually talk to women.
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>>152087075
>show maligns AIwaifus
They're scared.
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>A qt nice girl just falls on his lap
Unrealistic.
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>>152087075
I failed this lesson and fell in love with the computer girl instead. Except instead of an AI it was a trans girl playing Final Fantasy XIV.

Don't care. A pretty virtual face that tells me she loves me daily in a feminine voice is nice. Simple as. Pretty cute offline too, ngl.
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>>152087125
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>>152087075
not necessarily.
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>>152087138
Too heavy-handed I suppose. Sleep deprived today, cut me some slack.
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>>152087171
>haha yeah... it was just bait guys...
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>>152087125
I have a wierd fantasy where I save a ftm before they can chop off their tits or take hormones and help them get in touch with their femininity.
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>>152087075
>talk to women.
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>>152087075
>talk to women.
oh no
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Talking to women and having charisma only gets you so far. I'm a fat ugly nigger with maxed out charisma who respects women and has tonnes of female friends who trust me and love having me around, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm a fat, ugly nigger. My love life is more or less non-existent even though I'm otherwise a social butterfly.
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Back in 2013? Yeah, maybe.
Nowadays? Nope.
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>>152087256
If manga has taught me anything, it's that everybody is desirable to someone. A beautiful message.
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>>152087075
In all of these story archetypes theres always a woman who is irrationally interested in the man who is there for him to accept after he's learned whatever lesson.
She aint there in real life so whatever that lesson is is usually retarded.
>talk to women
There it is
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>>152087256
>max charisma
>respects women
These things are mutually exclusive
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My dad always told me, "Never have sex with women. That leads to kissing, and next thing you know you're talking to them."
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>>152087295
The bottom line is that women just have too many options now. Why would any of them ever settle from some below average loser?
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>>152087318
If she's lazy.
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>>152087317
funny, my dad told me that women are wily creatures and are not to be trusted (within earshot of my mother, he did it on purpose)
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No the moral is you need to be fictional to get laid as a sub 5
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>>152087313
Women love it when you respect them, it just doesn't make them horny.
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>>152087318
No the problem is women beleive they have all these options. The male-female ratio has been hovering around 1 since the beginning.
Women do not have options
They do have to settle for some loser.
Especially if they have a career and education. All the high value men are marrying women with nothing going on in their lives except their husbands. Theyre taken. Not available. Not interested.
Eho is available and interested? The men who cannot command affection from women.
Shucks
Too bad.
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>>152087355
Women have a duel nature. They love and hate everything in equal parts. The thing is the sub personality with control over the vagina is not the sub personality with control over the mouth.
Stop listening to the persona. Stop talling to the persona. Its like dealing with a front room manager who doesnt actually have power in the establishment, while there's an executive chef in the kitchen screaming orders at everyone.
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>>152087378
I've had enough sex that it's not the be all and end all of my existence and interaction with women. I'm not going to treat women like shit so they'll bang me.
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>>152087378
>Women have a duel nature.
wtf
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>>152087355
>>152087378
who gives a shit what women like?
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>>152087391
You should only treat one woman like shit so she bangs you and then marry her.
The rest of the women whove hollowed out their wombs to be profficient middle managers and customer service reps may as well not be women at all. Who cares?
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>>152087352
Soos is at least a 6. He's big and goofy looking but wears his fat well and he's charming.
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>>152087393
That's not a typo or ESL moment, and he isn't wrong, women duel with themselves so often that they don't know what they want either. Genuinely don't listen to them.
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>>152087352
TRVKE
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>>152087125
Unironically, this is the closest you can get to Giffany (AI chatbots aren't sentient like she was).
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>>152087410
women are scary
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>>152087400
Correct attotude but missing the point
The things women SAY they like are not the things they reslly like. Do not give a shit what women say.
As for the things they really like, you care about these things because when you give them to women they have sex with you and stay in relationships.
<treating women like shit> is just a collective term for the behaviors women respond to. To us men it appears horrible. Wed never want to be treated this way but women demand it from men because of their own abstract value system.
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>>152087075
...but isn't that true?
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>>152087075
that and probably slightly lowering your standards.
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>>152087616
What standards?
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>>152087625
I doubt you're going up and chatting with the ugliest girls you see trying to pick them up.
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>>152087632
I'm too busy doing things I enjoy to be pitching woo with random women in public who don't even want a relationship or to be approachedby a stranger.
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>>152087632
You do realize every nasty slag has no less than 10 beta orbiters already?
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>>152087632
I did this and they all reacted even more angrily than pretty women did. Stop pushing this meme.
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>>152087075
>they don't looksmatch at all
>she doesn't appear again after this episode
K ohpee
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>>152087653
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
>>152087663
False. You're not going nasty enough, perhaps.
>>152087715
Not a meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql4p7ipnFWE
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>>152087632
All women are the same, so might as well shoot high. I don't know why you guys think just because a woman is ugly that she is somehow more kind, or interesting, or appreciative.
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>>152087742
If you're just gonna ignore my account then I'm just gonna call you a nigger.
Nigger.
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>>152087764
Well theyre applying man logic to women.
A homely man will think to hinself
>my smv is low, therefore, if a woman were to offer a relationship to me i should take it.
Then you chat up a fatty with no business being picky and her internal logic is telling her that by rejecting you, she will provoke better men in the vicinity to approach her.
Perhaps a strategy that worked when humans grazed in field and lived in herds.
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>>152087742
Men cant pepper anymore. Every approach is a potential law enforcement interaction. Approach 100 or 1,000 women and youre maximizing the probability that you get one of the ones that thinks
>hi i think youre cute. Can i get your number?
Is an assault. Women do this not even because they want to but because they think its expected of them.
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>>152087616
>>152087632
OP's pic is at the very lowest a 6/10 and even then the show doesn't depict her like she's ugly. Soos scored a girl higher than him and didn't lower his standards, so by OP's logic neither should anyone else.
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>>152087779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBJDz4ylQO0
(skip to 40 seconds in)
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>>152088037
>Men cant pepper anymore. Every approach is a potential law enforcement interaction. Approach 100 or 1,000 women and youre maximizing the probability that you get one of the ones that thinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7S-0TnLbTc
A generation of PUSSIES
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>>152087313
whats your relationship status anon
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>>152088850
It's cool how Gene LeBell is in that scene.
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you mean find a late 20s/early 30s woman working at a minimum wage food stand right? i could give that a shot
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>>152087075
the only show that felt honest about the struggles of getting woman was KotH when boomhauer showed bobby his secret way of scoring
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>>152088917
Im married and have 2 kids. Not that youll beleive me and not that im willing to prove it.
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>>152087096
this. we need blackpilled cartoons, none of this rose-coloured glasses crap
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>>152090099
They cant make their argument unless the aloof male has some +5 on the side patiently waiting to be noticed. If the moral of the story was that soos just has to accept being alone. It wouldnt make any sense.
He could sit alone in his computer room conversing with giffany or he could sit alone in his computer room doing nothing. Obviously living the lie and getting superficial satisfaction is superior to the faux stoicism.
The reality is that >0 women are off the market and that means there's leftover men. Men whobhave 0 chance at a relationship. What are theyvsupposed to do? Pretend it isnt true because their private activeties make sex havers uncomfortable?
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>>152090179
Are you really saying there aren't ANY women on the dating market?
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>>152090296
Im saying that there's roughly an equal number of men and women, and that some women are, either by concious choice or as a consequence of their life decisions, making the selves unmarriable. That necessarily means that there are left over men who have no chance.
All society wants to do is shame these men into going through the motions because hesring about their lifestyles makes them feel bad(if im being generous).
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>>152087075
>you have to actually talk to women.
The real moral is you also can't talk too much. You have to find that sweet spot that's like the strong silent type.
>>152087125
lol...
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>>152087125
based
love is love
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>>152087378
>Women have a duel nature
lol
>>152087393
They don't use swords, the thrusting is a phallic metaphor.
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im scared of women, thanks mom
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>>152089070
The most realistic moment in that regard in KoTH was that episode where they set an elaborate ruse for Bill to pick up that jogging lady only for Boomhauer to stumble upon her automatically. It's a shame that the revival had that Andrew Tate satire episode where they implied manlets are only mocked because they pretend to be 6'4 online lmao
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everyone itt sucks and has a bad relationship with their mother. women are just people.
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>>152089070
Bill does the same thing and he always gets shot down
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>>152091264
>everyone itt sucks and has a bad relationship with their mother.
Yes
>women are just people.
No.
Everyone who has ever bullied was a woman or black, sometimes black women, therefore all women are bastards.
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>>152091264
fuck off whitepiller faggot, women choose their partners based on attributes we as men have no control over, and that determines our ability to get a high quality girlfriend that has not been fucked before
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>>152091270
bill has still gotten women, rarely but his odds are worse than boomhauer
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>>152090099
>we need blackpilled cartoons
There was an entire era of blackpilled cartoons
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>>152091323
>>152091270
It depends on the writer. It's like Bobby differing in maturity from episode to episode (especially in later seasons). So sometimes Bill is 100% hopeless, sometimes he can score milfs or gilfs.
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>>152091325
>Wreck-It Ralph
I'm sorry what
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>>152091356
Did you not see the sequel?
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>>152087075
>talk to women.
Doesn't work
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>>152091325
steven gets a gf though
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>>152087075
Bold claim to make from Alex "sleeps with wendy cosplayer and makes dana terrace a lesbian by being such a bad boyfriend" Hirsh.
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>>152091581
Only by being such a crybaby beta that he somehow hit an incel killscreen and looped back around to being able to get one. I still don't know how he did that.
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>>152091301
>Everyone who has ever bullied was a woman or black
lmao this is completely false and says a lot about you. your experiences are not universal.
>>152091315
>whitepiller
your mentality is so fucked by the internet that you can only see viewpoints as different ideological "pills" without ambiguity.
>choose their partners based on attributes we as men have no control over
only partly true, even then it depends on the woman. what's right for one girl is ugly to another. I know it's hard to comprehend, but they all have individual tastes. You are not immediately excluded because youre short or your nose shape or whatever. just try to be the best version of yourself. won't always work but there are lots of girls around.
>high quality girlfriend that has not been fucked before
there are plenty of nice adult virgin ladies ,who like nerdy stuff even. the fact that you categorize women into "high quality" and "low quality" is creepy incel shit so they wouldn't be into you.

It's amazing how three little words can throw you sadsacks into a shitfit. Please, keep taking anecdotes from other weirdos as the gospel truth, that'll make you happy.
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>>152087418
you know...perhaps its for the best that sexbots advance rapidly.
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>>152091730
I like how you immediately interpreted me forgetting to write "Me" in "Everyone who has ever bullied ME" as me saying all bullies are women or blacks and this goes for everyone who has ever been bullied. Also ignoring the context clues of the fact that the original question was a personal question which could not be applicable to everyone. Nice autism nigger.
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>>152091264
I have a fantastic relationship with my mother, who is a wonderful hard-working woman. I have daddy issues instead. He's kind of a piece of shit who used to yell at everyone, especially me when I was small, all the time. Now I either shut down or want to immediately resort to violence when I hit the slightest speedbump in my plans. Can't really hold a stable relationship with a good woman like that, and anyone I would want to be with long-term doesn't deserve that at all. Haven't really liked myself enough to be confident enough to put myself out there. Not ever. Here I stand. I'll probably die alone. I hope I die doing something heroic, but I'll most likely pass unceremoniously in my apartment or on the streets from a hear condition. It's about all I have that I've got enough spite in my system and media to distract my senses to power me through the day. It's whatever.
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>>152087075
People dont realize that Soos charming her is very impressive since he isnt even Pablo Cholo Psycho which is who white girls in the west coast like when it comes to hispanic men
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>>152092031
I'm not a mindreader, your context clues can get fucked. there is no question anywhere.
>uhm actually i made a typo, so YOU'RE wrong
can't even refute anything else so its hyperfixation on semantic bullshit. done with you faggit.
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I like how shows despite protagonists failing with women tells you not to give up the game and keep trying until you find one that will accept you for who you are.
Johnny may have got rejected majority of the time but he has way more game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqRNnwAWI2c
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Giffany did nothing wrong.
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>>152091719
It is too perfect it is fantasy, they are together while steven is on a cross country road trip to "find himself" and will be back to see her in "who fucking knows" amount of time. At that point it is actually better for connie to break up and try to find someone else.
Of course, she could just be afraid that hurting his feelings from breaking up would turn him into a godzilla again and kill her.
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>>152092550
Yeah, and the volcano god rejecting him as a sacrifice is a "nudge nudge wink wink" that he is not a virgin. He shoots his shot every time, it fails most of the time, but sometimes it works. It's just this is a kids comedy show.
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>>152092649
Yeah, to show how just replace her with a chatroom relationship. "You can't touch her so her feelings don't matter." Seems a lot more dickish now, doesn't it? Also, talking to her did help Soos get over his fear of talking to girls, but then it is just using her for that. Imagine that say shatroom girl and you talk to her long enough to get a crush on ylu and you go "thanks for helping me get over my fear of talking to girls, i'm gonna go date a REAL girl"



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