ITT: we live in Marvel New York
Where's Goku
I fucking hate Tony Stark, he's a fascist drunk.
>Half the city is always trashed from stupid nonsense at the time>So many criminals that even dedicated people who slaughter gangsters result in no change>Rent is still fucking ridiculous Just end it all already.
I was out last night and saw that one jewish girl from the X-men just screaming the n-word at a black family. The big russian dude was just standing behind her as she let them have it and the look on his face made it feel like this was some sort of foreplay for them.
>>152088259At least we’re not in New Jersey.
>Gargoyleswait what
>>152088354At this point I wonder what the difference even is. Higher skyline?
>>152088370We’re allowed to pump our own gas as the world ends instead of needing other losers to do it for us.
>>152088223spider-man kicked his ass
>>152088367Maybe because of the crossover?
>>152088354whats wrong with jersey?
Did Hawkeye get, like, gender-swapped and deaged or something? I just got saved by someone who called themselves Hawkeye but they were a hot 20-something girl for some reason.
>>152088822gay
>>152088822Nah, Dude Hawkeye is still around, he's in SoCal sometimes.
>>152088822Yeah. Same with the short mutant with claws that hung out with the Avengers for a while. I guess they both had a run in with some perverted supervillain.
>>152088208>posting a cropped mapMoon Girl should probably be added for the LES.
ive lived here my whole life and i still dont know what the fuck a krakoa is
>>152088367I'm more confused by Peter Petrelli. When was this drawn?
>>152088909>Dr Strange nearer to the Ghostbusters than the majority of other superheroeskek
>>152088912Don’t worry about it, anon. It doesn’t matter anymore. I don’t think.…it’s dead, right? I don’t need to worry about my mutie cousin getting kidnapped anymore, do I?
>>152088960>my mutie cousinhello Purifiers? I'd like to report a filthy mutie sympathizer
>>152088909I heard there is a place called Bronx in New York, but no one is listed for it. Comparing this map to a regular one, it is reddish-grey and has more Manhattan characters that there wasn't space for.
>>152089055my g
So how come Mutant's can have an ethnostate but when I suggest each race should have one suddenly I'm a bad guy?
>>152089211Muties moving themselves into ghettoes is a good thing. Less of them to bother normal people.
You ever notice how many heroes identify as Jewish and support Israel?
>>152089251Why do you think it is called Jew York? Probably the equivalent of Dearborn for their people.
>>152088208Move to some out of the way place like down south. Hero shit tends to not happen much down there.
>>152089317You are kidding, right? I heard there is a whole team of mutants in Louisiana. Also Disney World is a cover for a government experimentation program.
>>152089251no
>>152088208I've been playing Spider Man 2018 and it's been pretty fun. Is the next game as bad as they say?
>>152088909Filmation's Ghostbusters had their house between the twin towers.
>>152088208So fucking glad I live in Buffalo, all the stupid villains and heroes congregate to the big city so I get to eat my roast beef on weck in peace.
>>152089403its still good imo but im not a terminally online person who cares about things like WOKE etc. the gameplay is better, more powers and weapons for both spiders and things like the wing suit is cool
>>152089578It isn't as high because there is less of value, but you still have regular criminals. True society has never been accomplished.
I just want you all to know He loves you, and you won't find true happiness until you surrender yourself to Him.
>>152090101Nah. I heard a guy on TV say that the important thing is for humans to improve their condition instead of relying on outside forces.
Spider-Man just got dirt on my shoes.Should I tell everyone he eats babies?
>>152090125Better say he raped them instead. It’s more believable.
>>152090125If it is the black spider-man, that one already eats brains so it isn't much different.
>>152090140I saw the black spider-man selling fent.
>>152089578Yeah, it must be so fun having nobody but normal police to help when some supervillain decides to ruin your day.
>>152088208>>152088909>no love for the Bronx>Staten Island not even a factor>Queens barely makes the list. No wonder the crime is higher in the outer boroughs, all the heroes decided the congregate in Manhattan and Brooklyn like everyone else.
>>152090347What about when somehow the Kree police show up on Earth to ruin everyone's day? I heard Ronan only even made it to Accuser because he's a Kreemason.
>>152090168Stop being racist
>HeroesSeriously, what went so wrong?
>>152088208I FUCKING HATE MUTANTS
>>152090406Eh. You have many in the costume set who travel to Manhattan to commit crimes because they see fighting people there as a badge of honor. Lots who aren't even from the New York area to begin with.
>>152090541Luke Cage sold crack everyone knows it. Black spider-man sells fent. Wakanda isn't real it's just another Jonestown cult.
>>152090558Ali Larter sex
Don't forget The Shadow, NYCs first hero crime fighter. When I was reading the shadow pulps I would go back to old maps to try and figure out where places like the Cobalt Club and the Metrolite hotel were located. The pulps actually gave fairly specific locations.
>>152090558Writer's Guild strike, IIRC season 2 was almost all written by an intern
Don't believe their lies, everyone nows that Sentinels can't melt steel beams
>>152090976Steel isn't real.
>>152088909>Spider-Man (Peter Parker)>Spider-Man (Miles Morales)WAIT WHAT?!Someone better call the Daily Bugle!
>>152091016You aren't falling for the "Peter Parker is Spider-Man" hoax again, are you? They fake leaking that every year because the two are in cahoots. It keeps focus off the real Spider-Man's identity.
iron man is gay by the way . literally
>>152091328There are a lot less Stark Jrs running around than there should be, so you maybe be right. Do you think he fucks War Machine or Captain America more?
>>152090406seemingly no crime at all up in Westchester, though
>>152090406Personally, I’m surprised Greenwich Village has so few heroes. You’d think, with how weird the place is, that it’d attract muties like flies.I heard that one lived there 50-odd years ago, but she ended up dead due to that big firebird in the sky. Haven’t seen any like her there since.
>>152091643You expect those druggies to do anything resembling being productive?
>Live in the Bronx >No heroes to save me from invasions or muggers Thanks Mahvel
>>152088208So we are all fine with a city of monsters under Manhattan?
>>152091738What, Blue Shield isn't good enough for you?
Alpha flight raped my cat
>>152091738good
>>152091918i know most people disagree with this but im one of those people that hate when they try to do off the wall shit with the punisher. just make a book about a nigga killing people for gods sakes i dont want to see him become frankencastle or an angel of death or the new leader of the hand
I was riding the bus when it got highjacked.Then I heard "Stop right there!"I thought to myself, "we're saved"But it was fucking hawkeye.Needless to say, I was stuck on that bus for 6 hours until ironman showed up.
>>152092567Iron Man doesn't bother with local crime. He's too much of a big shot now he doesn't pretend to be a company man.
I'm telling you guys, Nick Fury used to be white before that pigmentation alteration procedure
>>152092718There are a whole bunch of Nick Furys. They are a series of robots or something. The Samuel L. Jackson looking ones are the newer models.
>>152088627Gotham. Gotham is in New Jersey.
>>152088909Why DC never wanted to set any of their heroes in NYC? It wouldn't be more unrealistic that having 2/3 of the heroes from your universe living there
>>152092933The important guys have their own cities they protect. Also having a real-world location takes away from the appeal. Need to slap existing landmarks in instead of making your own.
Any Japanese heroes in ny?
>>152088208HOLY FUCK THERE ARE SO MANY JEWS IN THIS CITY
>>152093302Depends on if -American is allowed.
>>152090577Based mutie hater
