Who is the better man?
Alright you fucking fucks, I'm gonna make my own VS Show (without research) by commissioning a sprite animator to make two minute fights I wrote for meGive me some kino matchups that are DIMES but can be animated with sprites and tell me what you'd like to see in them (I could incorporate it in the script just don't suggest anything freaky cuz the animator won't like it)Also tell me what you want to see in Jiren vs Martian Manhunter>LockedThor vs OptimusMartian Manhunter vs JirenMeta Knight vs Shadow the HedgehogHank J Wimbledon vs V1Doomsday vs Kid BuuCourage vs PeppinoAntonBlast Satan vs King K. Rool>Locked but I need spritesSuper Brainz vs Bizarro>Locked if Death Battle doesn't do it firstIchigo vs Danny PhantomCell vs Zygarde>Might happenCrimson Dynamo vs Senator ArmstrongGodzilla vs Arceus>Could substitute other episodesAccelerator vs MagnetoAlex Mercer vs Carnage>Could substitute other episodes but needs spritesPlutonian vs Scion
https://youtu.be/ViexBUcAayI?si=Z4PrmDGHHC-XU27E [Open]>Deku… Oh, nahOh… Just shoot in her rawIf it feels right, then aim for my assIf you feel like and take me awayAnd make it okayI swear I'll behave… You wanted a cuck, so we waitedI put on a show, now I'm nakedYou say I'm a kekMy suit is not hereI don't give a shit>Yugi… And it goes like this, uh>Yugi&Deku… Take her from behind and I'll know you (uh)Kiss her 'til you're drunk and I'll show youYou want a cuck like Yeager?I am a cuck like YeagerI am a cuUuUuUuck like Yeager (uh)… I don't need to try to duel you (uh)Look into my eyes and be my bvllCuck me like you would YeagerI am a cuck like YeagerI am a cuUuUuUuck like Yeager>Yugi… For me it's hard, when it feels likeI'm leaking and scarred, nothing feels rightBut when you're with meFor my chastity C. You got the key… Oh, so get in Anzu you can ride herWherever you want, get inside herAnd if you wanna cum, but I'm leaking my clitReady to goon (oh, yeah, yeah)>Deku… And it goes like this, uh>Deku&Yugi… Take her from behind and I'll know you (uh)Kiss her 'til you're drunk and I'll show youYou want a cuck like Yeager?I am a cuck like YeagerI am a cuUuUuUuck like Yeager (woo, uh)… I don't need to try to duel you (oh yeah)Look into my eyes and be my bvllCuck me like you would YeagerI am a cuck like YeagerI am a cuUuUuUuck like Yeager (yeah, yeah, yeah)
>>152088456
Okay but can Asura beat Sun Wukong?
>>152088456Kek.
Behave
>>152088351Robbie Williams as a CGI chimpanzee
SOON
>PEDOmori
I'M JUST A HOLY FOOL, OH, BABY, IT'S SO CRUELBUT I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH JUDAS, BABYI'M JUST A HOLY FOOL, OH, BABY, IT'S SO CRUELBUT I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH JUDAS, BABYOH, WHOA-WHOA, OH-OHI'M IN LOVE WITH JUDAS, JUDASOH-OH-OH-OH-OHI'M IN LOVE WITH JUDAS, JUDAS
>>152088351No man is better than KINGtos
>>152088746Who?
>>152088769The strongest romans
3 hours left....
>>152088783I thought it was supposed to come out at noon?
>>152088783>>152088796Superman already won the canon battle.
my hero lays eggs in your heroes' nests and forces them to take care of them
Please promise that you won't have a meltdown when Superman wins again. Please be... a better man.
Give me the perfect match-up for Pikachu Libre
>>152088826Number 4 is the yummiest.
>>152088838my cock
>>152088838My human penis
>>152088838My human co->Heart shaped tailEWWWWWW GROSS! THAT'S A FEMALE PIKACHU!
>>152088838My BBC
>>152088783SCP wins and I don’t even like SCP, I think Superman can take on eldrich horrors like True Form Pennywise (and it’s mainly because of how hard he represents the concept of hope that hard counters them), but anything else even slightly stronger than that and yeah he’s pretty cooked
Sonictroons, your response?
I can tell every single poster apart, I even got little nicknames for every single one of you
>>152088915What's mine
>>152088925Annoying Faggot
Listtroon, it's okay to lose yet againYou can't win every fightSuperman is going 4-0 and that's okaySo what if Scarlett King couldn't defeat Superman?So what if SCP scaling couldn't clinch the victory?You should be proud of your transitionSo when Superman wins, please accept it with dignityPlease don't be like the Asurajeets and seethe about it for a whole yearPlease be... a Better (wo)man.
>>152088915I do that too Sugartits.
>>152088915Post all of them.
>you can't have gay sex with your dad while watching Trunks vs Silver because...you just heckin can't alright?
>>152088915Go suck a fucking BBC you dumb faggot.Which poster am I?
>>152088915Post them Timmy
Okay butWhy would you want Superman to lose? Especially against Scarlet King? He's a symbol of truth, justice, and peace. Also, SCP is gay.
>>152088990Trans rights chuddie
>>152088632Kek
>>152088990He beat Goku who is my favorite character of all time.
>>152088990Scp is a bad character that's pretty damn boring and forgettable besides the children rape thing
>>152089022What
>>152089022WHAT
>>152089022Posts that make you scream KINGTOS
>>152089022are you going to elaborate anon?
>>152088990Listtroon wants Superman to lose because he mindbroke xir.
>>152089022Favorite Lantern?
nta but he's talking about how the procedure to contain the Scarlet King lists the final one as doing something so horrible and disgusting to a little girl it can't be written down, even worse than rape. The most popular interpretation of that is that the actual procedure is banal and the foundation has to pretend it's some great evil because presenting that image is what actually makes the procedure work
>>152089028>>152089048>>152089063Scarlet king has a binding ritual that requires sacrificial rape and murder of kids
>>152089103Based???
>>152089022Yep yep that's correct
KICK HIS FUCKING ASS, CLARK
>>152089022>>152089103I WILL SUMMON THE SCARLET KING AND NO-DIFF HIM!!
>>152089101>the foundation has to pretend it's some great evil because presenting that image is what actually makes the procedure workWow, so the most boring and toothless way to interpret the situation.
>>152089103MY HERO!!!
>>152089134The one I personally like is that it actually was some brutal rape but that the foundation didn't actually do it as a regular procedure and eventually just let her give birth, which is what created SCP-999
>>152089101I'm pretty sure the canon interpretation is that the person they send in for the little girl has to rape the evil god (which may be the Scarlet King itself) back into her womb as she's giving birth
>>152089146Nah I don't think any story has interpreted it that way
SCARLETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!
>>152089146>canonSo the writer of the original entry said that?
>>152089146...why do we want SCP on Death Battle again?
......
>a standard Hal Thursday is all it takes to beat Scarlet KingYawn
more like scarlet freak amirite
In the scp-001 interpretation of that event its implied they actually rape the girl but the ritual works only because they think it does
Scarlet KINGtos
SCP is a very strange verse...
Post Superman raping a small child as she's giving birth. If you can't he autoloses
>>152089204>Feat Hal Jordan does without powers
>SCPI HATE WEAKLING.https://youtu.be/iO0_tkPZpoc?t=106
I just killed the Scarlet King
>>152089218Post thragg surviving inside the sun
>>152089218thragg can beat goku
>>152089230Kratos...
>the procedure to contain this evil god involves doing something incredibly fucked up to a little girl>DIDDY AHH BLUD EPSTAIN MFER WROTE THIS>actually it's a ruse and the real containment procedure is just the belief that it's something terrible>Ugh boring and toothless, be better/dbg/...
Some people need to die for the world to get better. And SCPfags are one of them.
This is who Listtroon wants to win btw.
>>152089238This place really is the sharty
>>152089231Post a dragonball character surviving inside the sun.
>>152089238If you're going to go full edgelord, then go all the way instead of pussying out.
>>152089254I mean yeah.Remember before Listroon got banned on plebbit he used to come here because plebbit bullied him so hard about Superman beating Goku that he was willing to be around people who constantly told him to kill himself just because the pro-Superman sentiment wasn't as strong here.Of course he wants the child rape God of Evil to win. I'm sure that if someone told listroon that killing himself would erase Superman from reality he'd do it in a heartbeat
>>152088676Kill yourself, Pin
>>152089267why arent we talking about black dicks or trans people 24/7 then
>>152089271No one mentioned dragon ball at all. Post Thragg surviving inside the sun.
>>152089297Post Goku doing it?
>>152089305I didn't mention Goku. My hero is Superman. Post Thragg surviving inside the sun.
I know this is an AI response but jesus fuck what the hell are scpfags smoking
Post Superman not being raped by russians.
>>152089330Post Superman doing it?
>NOOOO NOT EIGHT SECONDS INSIDE THE SUN AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE *SPLAT*
In all seriousness I hope superman wins
There's multiple canons in the SCP wiki, I'm sure some consider the montauk procedure to be actual rape/murder rape of the mother as she's giving birth to somehow delay the birth of the scarlet king, while others go with the "it's the idea what makes the ritual work" as one of the rules of the king favors brutality or ignorance, something like that.
>>152089365... the raped by Russians competition.
>>152089336This is one of the good SCP articles, this was way before the site got infested with troons.Good old times I regret never writing an SCP when the site had actual horror enthusiast still active
>>152089336Meh just reading this it seems like fairly standard sci-fi horror stuff
>>152089361Both cooler and Broly died because of an explosion not by the sun itself retard
I'm literally shaking right now.
post your hero not dying from an explosion
>>152089336You should read about the ichabod campaign then
>>152089361Broly was exploding from the Kamehameha before he even hit the sun
I'm surprised people are freaking out over a typical evil cult horror plot, have none of you played Silent Hill 3?
>K.O.! Punkrocker by Teddybears playing>Wiz: The Scarlet King was undeniably one of the most terrifying entities we’ve ever seen in the show, possessing power that literally threatens the foundation of all narrative existence.>Boomstick: Yeah, I thought we were done for! He was tearing through multiverses like they were wet tissue paper. But then Big Blue showed up and reminded us why he’s the OG.>Wiz: While the Scarlet King scales to high outerversal levels by destroying the Tree of Knowledge, Superman’s strength can't be defined by just the physical, it’s conceptual. In the DC multiverse, Superman functions as a "fixed point" or a "living story". And on his home turf, he truly has no limits.>Boomstick: Exactly! You can’t just "delete" the guy who is the literal personification of Hope. The Scarlet King feeds on despair and fear, but Superman is a solar-powered battery of pure, unadulterated optimism.>Wiz: Precisely. Even when faced with the "Story of Superman," the Scarlet King's narrative-erasing abilities hit a wall. As we’ve seen with the Cosmic Armor Superman, he possesses the ability to instantly adapt to any threat to protect the DC Omniverse.>Boomstick: It doesn't matter how many dimensions you can break if the guy you're fighting is the reason the dimensions exist in the first place. Superman didn't just out-muscle the King; he out-hoped him!>Wiz: By drawing on the collective hope of every being across the multiverse, Superman was able to stabilize the narrative and overcome the King's chaos.>Boomstick: Looks like the Scarlet King just got dethroned!>Wiz: The winner is Superman.
>>152089473I just find funny how that anon said the only notable thing SCP had was child rape
>>152089450>>152089425https://youtu.be/C334rp6Pkxs?t=233Nah he blocked the ki blast just fine with his shield, it was being pushed into the sun and melting that killed him. There isn't even any leftover Kamehameha coming out the other side.And Cooler freaked the FUCK out when he realized he was headed into the sun, it was the sun's heat that killed him. Sorry!
We're all very sensitive and gentle souls, you must understand. Certain actions are too much for our fragile hears to bare.
They are not making FAGperman lose to Scarlet King, I think Superman is a cringy liberal (I'm not listtroon) but Superman will win and he should>>152089474Corny ass nigga
>>152089474CANON!
And yet everytime a DBZ character has been in the sun they have died. Curious...
>>152089474This is so gay...
>>152089501His barrier broke instantly, that's why the kamehameha goes straight through him after the split second it stalls against his barrier. You hear Broly cry out in pain when it happens
>>152089350I... CAN'T
>>152089474Hope will win.
>>152089425>Broly died to a sub-sun level Ki blastSad stuff.
>Procedure 110-MontaukYUMMY SIGN ME UP DOC!
Test
>Invinciblefag tries to pretend he can compete with SCP>gets asked to show Thragg surviving the sun>GOKUGOKUGOKUDRAGONBALLDRAGONBALLDRAGONBALLVery telling if SHARTvincible has to divert attention to another weak shit verse instead of answering the question
I don't care who your hero is. Unless their name is Clark "Kal-el" Kent. Their ass is not surviving over 10,000F.
>>152089474This is mind bendingly straight!!!
>Continues to not post Goku tanking the sunYawn.
>>152089579Goku has never been hit with a planet-busting attack and lived.
>>152089560Thragg fought a long duel to the death inside the sun and died to his throat being ripped out. Now address THIS, BITCH!!>>152089529
>BITCHperman needs to humble a tranny oc instead of facing a REAL ARYAN CHADLMAO.>B-b-but muh hope!Jewish concept. There is no hope for kikes.
>>152089556...icles in my mouth.
>>152089588Post Thragg surviving the sun.
>>152089590He was made during WW2 cut him some slack
>>152089590Who?
>>152089560post this weak crybaby canon cuckold not being burned to death by the sun
>>152089560>posts fag who died millions of times in the sun
>I kneel Thragg-sama, please do not ass rape me like the russians...
>Sun kills Broly>Sun would kill Superman>Sun incinerates SentryThe sun is stronger than your entire verse.
>>152089590
>>152089604One of CHADolf CHADler's right man, the one who will bring forth the fourth reich and save the west
>>152089590vnfag bringing up his shitty novel out nowhere, get this nixon victim out of here
>>152089529That was the fate sun that powers an omnipotent moon.
>>152089625...Who?
*cracks neck*Heard there was some scarlet queen bloke bothering you guys
>PLEASE KEEP FOCUSING ON JEWS PLEASE KEEP FOCUSING ON JEWS
>>152089616>Reimu beats the sun FUARK!
>>152089616>>Sun would kill Superman It depends on the writer. Here is him dipping into multiple suns with ease.
>>152089627>>152089637You ZOGbot consoomers wouldn't get it, it's too ARYAN for you
>>152089625>>152089590Uhhh guys... Who exactly is this guy...?
>>152088915I'm guessing it is based upon orthography?
>>152089647Thraggsissies... Brolysissies... Sentrysissies...
>>152089647Superman detractors...I...
>>152089625This from that Fate faggotry?
>>152089604>>152089621>>152089656Based /dbg/ BTFOing /pol/
>>152089647>Just quickly passing through the cores without lingering like Thragg and Mark did>Still scorchedKWAB
Just because Superman can survive the sun doesn't mean he's strong or anything.
>>152089646>Troonhou>>152089656Don't know. Looks like some irrelevant jobber from a nothing series.
I love Visual GODvels and I still don't know who this guy is
>>152089687He's absorbing all the power from all those suns, a SHITrumite can't even chill on the outer layer of the sun without burning up
>>152089641there is a tale where the king rapes the sun so...https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/stella-secundus
>>152089698https://fictionalcharacterbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Reinhard_Heydrich
Just because Mark had to be saved by Robot doesn't mean he wouldn't have been fine in the sun.
>>152089711I don't know who that is, but Superman solos him.
>>152089671No, though Fate does have a Nazi related plot with Apocrypha, this is an older series.https://shinzabansho.fandom.com/wiki/Reinhard_Heydrich
>>152089711He looks kinda cool I'll give you that much
>>152089711Post this guy surviving the sun.
>>152089711Morpheus Kratos neg diffs him.
>>152089646>the "sun" in question:
Kratos killed the conceptual god of the sun btw putting him far above anyone else posted here.
>>152089707they dove into the center of the sun, pleb. when in the outer layers they were untouched
>>152089710>superbros... its over
>>152089773You again.
YASSSSSSS BASED SUPES BTFOING FUCKING NAZIS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO WE DID IT /DBG/ NO MORE OPPRESSION
>>152089770>ConceptualFar below the Jirenic God of light.
>>152089770>kratos killed every single sun to ever exist as well as people's abstract belief in itFUARK!
>>152089783Nobody knows who this Nazi guy is I'm sorry dude
>>152089773You were disproven last time you pulled this
>>152089781That's what your girl said this morning before I fucked her
>>152089791No, I proved myself (and several others) right with facts and logic.You then threw a meltie, ignored all points that debunked you, and ran off like a bitch. Funny how you remember it lmao
>>152089789That's a good thing goyim
>>152089707Surface of the sun isn't even that hot and viltrumites job to it. Insane
>>152089815post the viltrumites damaged by the surface, you can't. Only their clothes got burnt
>>152089731>he's a fucking naziTemporary truce, fatebro?
>>152089815It's incredible how weak they are
Post Superman not jobbing to a nuke.
Viltrumites might not be able to survive the sun but surely they can survive black holes right?
>>152089833Not just a Nazi, but like the dude that orchestrated the Holocaust.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinhard_Heydrich
>>152089868Omniman stood within the accretion belt to a galaxy-sized one. You just posted Superman jobbing to a coin-sized one.
>>152089878Kratos killed the abstract concept of the sun.
REMINDER: CHADOLF CHADLER HAD THE SPEAR OF DESTINY AND BTFO TRANNYPERMAN, YOU MAY KILL THE MAN BUT YOU CAN'T KILL THE IDEA JEWS!!!>>152089833>Temporary Tru-ACK!!!
>>152089878Yeah I'm siding with KINGtos here.
>>152089882No Omniman wanted to kill himself by black hole and very purposefully never went near it because he bitched out
>>152089643>TRS and Mike Enoch out of fucking NOWHEREThe only probably not homosexual pedophiles dissident right wing faction WARPED you.
>>152089889SHITler lost.
>>152089827Whenever they dipped in what I'm assuming is plasma, they started looking like my ball sack
>>152089896he didn't go within the event horizon. Standing within sight of it is still being affected by it.Compare that to superman who can't handle being around a coin-sized one.
>>152089588Post crisis Nerfperman was only about viltrumite level. New 52 Superman had Doomsday covid and tackled Brainiac through a black hole, which is infinitely more destructive, and outside reality. He traveled through the multiverse for weeks till he managed to get home.
>>152089917it was dense like a liquid, and positioned far beneath the layers of yellow they dived through. Plasma is less dense than air
>>152089889GODler won. Cosmically.
>>152089925
>>152089919No he was purposefully not within it's effective radius at all otherwise his clothes would have been ripped apart even if you claim he's unaffected by black holes. (Which he isn't because viltrumites are weaklings)
The entire thread just got a lot safer for trans rights!
>>152089962>Me when someone disrespects IsraelIt's over for naziwhos...
>>152089933Not expecting kikeman to know how plasma works. If they were deep inside the sun then there shouldn't be any "eruptions" like there were. The plasma inside is supposed to be stable
>>152089966LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! TRANS FUCKING RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!! FUCK FASCISTS!!!
>>152089973No they were in the core of the sun. You're wrong.
>>152089969SHITsrael is SHIT.
>>152089955he was literally standing on top of the accretion disk.What the fuck are you talking about, we all saw it none of us are gonna forget it even if you keep parroting that.
>>152089986For the first time in the HISTORY of these threads, I agree with the Hulknigger.
>some VNcuck is melting down because nobody cares about his literal whoKWAB!
>>152089875You know I'm starting to think Nazis aren't based and redpilled
>>152089991And yet his sub Red Rush costume isn't being affected. Is Red Rush stronger than a black hole?
>>152089986Based HULKcomrade, I too think Palestine should be free
>>152090000Quads confirm nobody cares about some literal VN who.
>>152090003could be, in the show. It's superhero fiction. Superman also gets tackled and knocked out by walls.
I love BBC btw.
>>152089986>Nikofag thinks xhe can rebrand xhierselvesGodzilla stomped FAGulk and made him look like a BITCH in his own home territory! KWAB!!!
>>152090020So then invincible is just an extremely weak verse overall even it's black holes are weak
>>152089982If that was the case then there shouldn't be any eruptions, no churning, no "wave like" motion like we see with the plasma in the comic during their fight. The density at the deeper layers of the sun is much larger than any liquid and is basically comparable to solids. And the plasma is very stable and exhibits no such behaviour
>>152089925they called this a black hole but it acted as a wormhole. Hence the "outside reality" thing you said, because it acted as a portal to other universes instead of crushing them to a singularity. Brainiac was also undamaged and just chose to chill out in the multiverse it spat them out into. Might have been the same brainiac that did the Convergence, if I recall.
>>152090026Do you like Top Gear?
>>152090026Hulkfag...
>>152090029quite the opposite, Black Hole level heroes walk among them. Same with Batman and Harley Quinn bitchslapping Superman.
did the scarlet king beat superman so hard that the whole video disappeared?
Hulk solos Reinhard btw.
>>152089962>tracing KINGTOSSomeone needs teaching
>>152090045No, SuperCHAD beat the Scarlett BITCH so hard that Fan Battle couldn't bear to upload the video.
DOESN'T MATTER TIME OR PLACEOR IF BUDGETS BEEN ERASEDWE WILL SELL A FLOP TO OUR FANBASEIF THEY SAY THEY'RE LOSING FAITHOR PALWORLD THEY'D RATHER PLAYJUST LAWYER UP TO SAVE THE DAAAAY(Cut corners!)DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S DELAYEDIF YOU HEAR IT HAS MY NAMEKNOW THAT YOU WILL BUY MY GAME!WITH HALF THE DEX I ERASED$70 PRICE TAG I WILL RAISETHEY'LL ACCEPT ANY SLOP, MY PIGS WILL PAAAAY
Reminder Hulk says TRANS RIGHTS are HUMAN FUCKING RIGHTS
superman gets his powers form the sun, the king literally rapes the sun so scarlet king > supermid
>>152089991The black hole is caused by a hallucination, not real
>>152090075Why is Kratos doing the Cob face?
>>152090066>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S PUNY BANNERHulksissies...
Is you HERO part of the goyim? OR HAS THE DEATH BATTLE PROMISED YOUR HERO A WIN OVER 3000 YEARS AGO??!
>>152090079Kratoson will always be a boundless gem....
>>152090092My hero canonically and nobly stood against ZOG
>>152090086That's Joe Fixit actually
>>152090079>>152090096Reminder that Warrior-Z made this video.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MBd2YlzqQ6c
>>152090092My Hero Son Goku is complete Goycattle for the GoDs and he's PROUD of it.
>>152090111Once a Hulk, always a Hulk.
>>152088351Goku has NEVER snapped a son's neck in front of his mother.
>>152090079I can't unsee it now.
>>152090114>>152090128KEK!
>>152088838My penis
Kratos...
...won...
So if Kratos ever lost another DB and got hideously stomped would /dbg/ heal or are these threads too much of a MONSTER to be taught?
>>152090195Kratos is beyond the concept of defeat.
I can't even imagine......Kratos losing.
ALL THIS HOPE IS COURSING THROUGH MY FUCKING VEINS!!!
>>152090195we're beyond the concept of healing
ALL THIS HOPE COURSING THROUGH MY FUCKING BBC!!!
>>152090060Are we salesposting?
>>152090041No it is a black hole, gravity warps space-time and a singularity is when the gravity of an object warps space-time to the point it can not exist in the present but in an unreachable future. Brainiac survived because Superman's projected invulnerability, the same he uses to pick up whole buildings without them falling apart, protected him. And yes, that is Brainiac from Convergence. If you remember he was collecting cities from broken timelines and what do Black holes do? Break time.
>>152089218>Couldn't kill himWeak
>>152088990because it would make DCfags seethe and that would be funny
>>152090258Remember the time Superman nearly died from Godzilla's breath? Good times.
Makima would have won against Gojo if Death Battle did their research.>N-NO WOMEN ARE WEAKER THAN MEN!!!Seethe.
>SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALES SALESSHUT THE FUCK YOU ZOMBIE! DURRR SALES! THEY DON'T MATTER, I AM THE VOICE OF A GENERATION! NOT HIM!!!!
>>152090268You fucking incel chud there is nothing funny about superman dying, your just full of hate and jealous you will never be as loved and successful as Superman
>>152090258>Brainiac survived because Superman's projected invulnerability, the same he uses to pick up whole buildings without them falling apart, protected himthis is a headcanon explanation, Superman has never had this power. The power Byrne described was 100% different, and people just chinese whispered their way into thinking this because they never read it.Brainiac survived because it acted as a a wormhole. IRL Black Holes are not wormholes to some other universe, Hawkings proved they are just fixed points of mass and leak energy radiation to spew out the the excess
>>152090277I mean.. he is. Everyone objectively knows who Yugi is.
>>152090277I don't care about all that but Tea NEEDS to go to Harlem for the boys when she's in America.
You genuinely have to be a sore loser if you hate Superman, like you are literally a malding freak with nothing but resent for all that's human and good, fuck you, no one will ever love you, why the fuck are you hating on him?
>>152090248the KING of CVRD GAMES......is plain for all to see...
>>152090258>singularity is when the gravity of an object warps space-time to the point it can not exist in the present but in an unreachable future.the most midwit sentence i have ever read in my life. Astonishing.
>>152090310they hate superman because hes white and portrays masculinity as a positive trait
>>152090299No one in Peru knows who he is
>>152090310>>152090318he's jewish, soft, and listened to another man fucking his wife.
>>152090323And there's nothing wrong with that.
Dude I can't imagine the miserable life these dorky contrarians lead that think they are better then Superman, you dipshit, Superman represents humanity and morality, to go against him is to go against these very concepts, and only fucking losers do because the bad guys always lose, didn't you got that taught at school? You can call him a cuck all you want none of this will change the fact your just a bitter hating loser
>>152090323He's Christian.Well, technically he's Kryptonian, so he's actually a Raoist.
I like Superman because he is into femdom, just like me
The monster even KRATOS couldn't teach....
I can imagine, anything.
Falseflag.
>>152090332>Superman>HumanityHe's a fucking xeno you heretic
Ok, but how good are Superman's SALES?
Post Yugi destroying a mountain
>the loud house has outerversal scaling
>>152090342The POST that BUTCHERED and MAIMED grammar and sense
>>152090299No one in Belgium knows who he is
>>152090358I don't know about that but in the GLOAT Lynn picked up the entire house which is a better building feat than MHA has
>>152090318>the most blatant holocaust allegory ever shat out by capeshit writers>white
>>152090346It's not about biology you fucking LARPing faggot, it's about what's insideSuperman embodies that as well, and only low life cunts hate on himTo hate Superman is like to hate on Jesus Christ
>>152090353S-Shut up....They're amazing, they're MASSIVE...!!
>>152090353H-He's not even on the list...
So how hard is Scarlet King going to dunk on Superman?
>>152090365He's a devout Christian white farmer from Kansas. Sorta.
>>152090365the holocaust wasnt even a thing when superman was created
Everytime some supersoiboy says some poorly written speal that Superman is everything about "good and being a decent person" this cover flashes in my mind
>>152090368Jesus told gays to repent, Superman sucks gay cocks.
>>152090380Zero diff
>>152090385>a pride flag flashes in my mindUh, anything you want to tell us anon?
>>152090258>singularity is when the gravity of an object warps space-time to the point it can not exist in the present but in an unreachable future.bruh
>>152090385Good people accept others for who they are, Just like Jesus
>>152090380as hard as he did to his daughters or the sun or the multiverse
>>152090358>>152090363Lynn solos Deku.
Pokemon? A monolithic cultural milestone unmatched to this day. You? MINDBROKEN.
>>152090396Jesus didn't accept others, he told everyone that he is the only path to salvation and they need to give up all sin.
Superman haters are genuinely the lowest life scum ever, they will always fucking lose, ALWAYS.
>>152090353His boyfriend's are pretty big...
>>152090386>JesusIf you want to go with religion then God made men susceptible to anal stimulation, the male G spot is inside the butt, therefore god approves anal homosex, otherwise his designing choices for the male body make no sense, and we all know God cannot make mistakes
>>152090402Gardevoir? Muddafuqin MALE
>>152090195These threads are already long gone. They were somewhat sane but Krasura happened and that was that, no recovery possible. There’s some timeline out there where Asura won and /dbg/ held onto its sanity, it’s just not this one.
>>152090317>>152090395Where's the lie?
>>152090338>>152090381>christians>in the US
>>152090402Loses to human cock
>>152090323Note: anon didn't mention the prison rape. This says a lot about the opposition.
>WarhammergoonsReminder, Yujiro is stronger than their strongest "men"
>>152090404>he told everyone that he is the only path to salvationJust like what Superman stands for>they need to give up all sin.Bigotry is a sin.
>>152090402SHUT UP, BITCH!
>>152090402That black hole? Killing a Viltrumite INSTANTLY.
>>152090416God gave people free will hoping that when given the choice between sin and virtue, they would choose virtue.If anything that proves said point further, that he put the G-spot there hoping virtuous men would forgo debauched pleasure.
>>152090428In 1939, yes.
>>152090433Yujiro sees Warhammersissies as women... He would fuck all of their "pussies".
>>152090386>Jesus told gays to repenttechnically gays would be poor people so he spoke to gaysnot to be confused with biblical homos who were homos AS PUNISHMENT
>>152090416Supermanbro btw.
Tell my why Zygarde doesn't dogwalk Cell without sounding mad
>>152090427First of all>iphone screenshotSecond of all>Google's reddit AIThird of all, even the AI is taking your leading question and saying no, it does not send you to the future. You don't know how Black Holes work and your entire headcanon about Superman has now proven it.
>>152090442you are masons, christians my ass
>>152090456five
Post Zygarde destroying a mountain
>PsychicSHARTs are in fighting again Pathetic, from now on this is a Bug Chad thread
>spicpedo talking about religion
>>152090439>males are such bottoms they have to try their best to resist anal pleasurelmao malesissies what is this? :3
>>152090461Not me, the Kents.
Which character commonly discussed in these threads represents this guy the most?
>>152090474Ngl i hope Hulk will stop being a manchild and surrender his G spot, this will give him character development
>>152090439Is this the reason why white catholic males are incapable of making their wives cum?
>>152090482Reinhard
>>152090429hmopfGOD...
>>152090482Sonic.
>>152090489...gapes Marvel and DC like the KIKE Fodder they are. [End of sentence]
>>152090482>pic with wifeWomen are too retarded for their own good
>>152090486That Is Why There Wives Need Indian Men To Made Them Cum Instead
>>152090482I am genuinely begging you to please stop posting this.
>>152090482Superman!
>>152090482who was this guy?
>>152090508i am an asurabro
>>152090482>>152090516He looks like he represents everything decent and good about people
>>152090482Everyone but Sonic. Primarily Goku.
Superman will win
>>152090518the creator of miles morales
>>152090520*KINGtosKINGFTFY
>>152090482>for a second i thought this was about chris chan
The MONSTER that could have SAVED /dbg/...but FAILED.
>>152090482Hot. Need to pipe this sissy with my TBrownP.
>>152090482Racemixing as a fetish is pretty disgusting but if it's your only arguement as for why Racism is a good thing you genuinely need to hop into a woodchipper
>>152090510Why? This is what BETTER MEN look like.
>>152090482This is the future Kratos winning chose for us.
give me matchups for brock samson
>their only arguement is to post disgusting fetishitYeah, Superman mindbroke you incels.
>>152090555racism towards indian men is the most pointless as indian men are doctors lawyers scientists what are people racist to indians today but cried that an indian man gets a white girl friend
>>152090482Trunks from Dragon Ball of course!
Which characterbro faction does this?
>>152090459First of all iPhone screenshots have IMG, I typed random letters/numbers for the file. Second I doubt anyone in this thread is a scientist qualified to actually explain singularities correctly. Finally you are a COPING little bitch who got caught with their pants down and I'm NOT SORRY I fucked you. SUCK MY DICK AND DRINK THE PISS.
>>152090526...the biggest cuck award
>>152089013>He beat Goku who is my favorite character of all time.Watch a second anime already, spic
>>152090571Jinx and Ekko!
>>152090571Kill yourself you fucking nazi, no amount of irony will change the fact Superman is the PINNACLE of humanity and morality
>>152090555>>152090566I just asked a question, why is it that you're feeling attacked?
>>152090482My fucking sides jobbed to this
>>152090599That's a microaggression, I wasn't born yesterday you fucking loserTake the L bro, Superman wins. Hope wins. Love wins.
why dbmtards pushed this matchup? they hate kids or something?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xX-LZpSlq0&pp=ygURa2V2aW4gdnMgc2NwIDQ2NjY%3D
>>152090482There are 2 kinds of pedophiles, Star War and Star Trek.
>>152090615Why did he feel the need to make a lesser Super Sonic
>>152090594>Kill yourself you fucking nazi
>HBOCku
>>152090456>>152090465Apparently Legends A-Z instead of downgrading Zygarde to City level (or continent level with wank) upgraded him to multiversal because his mega evolution was capable of "splitting the continuity" and apparently did something to the pokemon in hyperspace.Somehow that's related to some kind of dream world or something that, according to pokemon lore wank, means that each of those dreams (that I'm assuming we're created by Darkrai) are actually universes.I'm just paraphrasing something I read on Reddit though, no idea how legit this is
>>152090627They're either children/manchildren themselves or pedophiles.
>>152090482this left me stunted. not honna lie
>>152090641ash still loses to yugi
i... need... sissy...
>>152090645What a little slut...
Cobson won.
>SissypostingBASILTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!! I NEED YOU!!!
>>152090645There's freaks out there that get aroused by this
>>152090641>dreams are universesPokefags are embarassing
>>152090671Me. I'm freaks.
What's the Mountain Rushmore of /v/ match ups?
>Superman beat the Scarlet Fraud so badly the video got canceled
>>152090641>because his mega evolution was capable of "splitting the continuity"Show me that happening.
>>152090668WE MUST BE GEMMY MEN!
>>152090571This video makes the white women flock to Mumbai
>>152090632Mario when he sees >>152090645
>>152090672That's not exclusive or even original of Pokemon, Touhou has the exact same type of wank to get most Characters to hyperversal
>>152090702Even if you are joking white women do love their indian men i have seen it videos a lot of them white women with indian men
>>152090708Everyone is well aware of how embarassing Touhoufags are
>>152090685>Mountain Rushmore of /v/ match ups?how are you gonna? it's just head, match ups are two people. you just cannot.. illustrate me, bruva. im curious
>>152090714Me too, especially white men with Indian me.
>>152090708We know Touhoutrannies are retarded. Doesn't make the point any less valid.
>>152090672Don't mariofags use that same arguement about the mouse guy?
lol, women from all over the world come to Mumbai and you say that I don't see many? White women are everywhere here.We get ityou think all of us are living in slums. New Age Indian men are over 6 feet on average with larger endowments than their European counterparts. Face the music, friend. When all things are equal, Indian men outcompete you everywhere.Don't be surprised when you see more of your women jump from the sinking ship.Big Indian Cock won
Superman status?
>>152090708>That's not exclusive or even original of Pokemon, Touhou has the exact same type of wank to get most Characters to hyperversalpfff, and how do you plan to scale any guy that could turn dreams into reality, uh?
>>152090742hiding
>>152090742WON.
>>152090643They aren't bigots tho, so they can't be manchildren
>>152090737What mouse guy?
>>152090742dead
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY
>>152090742Blacked.
>>152090744Universal of course. If you make a dream about a whole new world, with planets and galaxies and turn it real... then that being is universal.
>>152090742Has the power to make a Blackhole go away.
>>152090741And it is true. Israel is also won.
>>152090742Wonned so fucking hard
>>152090778by which i mean the black hole of his anus, getting filled with BRC
HOPE WINS.LOVE WINS.TRUTH WINS.GOOD WINS.SUPERMAN WINS.
>>152090744Depends on how big and complex the dreams are
>>152090742Undefeated.
Your Fantasies status?
>>152090794The losing contest lmao
India could instantly of invaded and winning aginst the rest of the world but do not because our peaceful and enlightened values, be THANKFUL Timmy...
>>152090825>India could instantly of invaded
>>152090811>Sonic>No MarioMariobros....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjhkSjb41VQ
STOP BRINGING UP TIMMY
Not so fast! In response, I cast Cleanse!
Who is timmy?
Timmy WARPED you.
>>152090839a faggot with a pink hat
>India could instantly of invaded
I'm so sorry, I unleashed a MONSTER onto these threads...I was the one who originally posted the Indian Mumbai white woman copypasta. I am so sorry for what I started...Please forgive me.
>>152090838
>>152090796>>152090811>>152090828I'm trans btw.
>>152090771Loses to Joker gas
>>152090839An average kid that no one understands...
>Cosmo! Wanda! I wish I had the power to defeat composite fiction!Your response?
>>152090845You are sooo good at pointing out misspellings, Good Boy!
>>152090796>>152090811>>152090828>>152090836MY HEROES!Oh....and Sonic was there too I guess.
>>152090862Laugh as they go "Sorry Timmy, but that goes against Da Rules!"
>>152088783SCP doesn't count because it's open source public domain original content. It's on the same level as fan-fiction.Scarlet King would probably be a Crisis Level threat but nothing the DC Heroes haven't handled before.
>>152090825You know when I think of the name "Timmy", I automatically think of Timothy McVeigh. So "What's Timmy gonna do" has always been really funny to me.
>152090863>doesn't call out the person with the trip as wellHmm....
damn so this is the power of IDW Sonic
>>152090346Superman is a better representative of Humanity than anyone in Warhammer 40,000. The Imperium is the antithesis of Humanity.
>>152090880Spics are not good boys.
>>152090796>>152090811>>152090828>>152090836Scarlet King - bigot incel chudFiction - trans right supporters
>>152090880he's scared
Timmy broke you
>>152090744ironically that also happens in touhou, the dream dwellers come out of the dreams and start fighting everbody
ACK!!
The raped male leaves
>>152090433>VS Battles Wiki ClassificationsRemember...
>Cosmo! Wanda! I wish I was a Better Man!
>>152090914Wishes don't work on saiyans
>>152090928yes they do. The series is named after a set of Dragon's Balls that grant wishes that work on saiyans.
>>152090744It's really funny for Touhou because the character capable of doing all the dream shenanigans is a mid tier that gets effortlessly folded by the heavy hitters, yet she has control over the entirety of the dream world, can create dreams, clone people by using their dream selves (of which she has a literal infinite amount) and it is confirmed that each dream has its own version of hell.The implication being that each dream has copies of everything in the Touhou cosmology, allowing powerscalers to wank the dream world to almost infinite amounts of infinitely sized dimensions or something All this for a mid tier...
>>152090433>VS Battles Wiki ClassificationsRemember!
>>152090914Eternal Dragon<<<<Fairy Godparents
>>152090921I am trans btw
>>152090909>ironically that also happens in touhou, the dream dwellers come out of the dreams and start fighting everbodyneat
>VsBattlesChild's play.
>>152090433>VS Battles Wiki ClassificationsYou must remember!
>>152090935Post a wish working on ONE saiyan
>>152090433>VS Battles Wiki ClassificationsYOU MUST FUCKING REMEMBER!
>>152090956>yo-yosMARKBROS?!?!?!?!
>dreamsENTER
VS Battle wiki usually wanks stuff thoughSo is W40K really THAT fucking weak
>>152090957>forgetting goku getting his energy restored in the bull saga>forgetting goku black plot
>>152090981Why are you bringing up those two instead of Goku and Bejita being literally revived by the Dragon Balls
>>152090935Until one just went "nah" and it didn't work
>>152090937And yet it's the weakest verse in all of fiction.
>>152090935Wishes can't kill saiyans. This was established when they were coming to earth
>>152090957Every single Saiyan in ALL of Daima.
Don't let your dreams be dreams!
>>152090708>EVERYONE IN TOUHOU IS MULTIVERSAL DUDE. THEY CAN DESTROY BUBBLES THAT ARE ACTUALLY SMALL MULTIVERSES>those bubbles are also able to be destroyed by mini trainsVSBW is a fucking joke.
>>152090914Fairies can't grant wishes that hurt people. Realistically Timmy would wish that Goku was teleported back to his home.
>OMFG IT'S SO FUCKING WHOLESOME WHEN SUPERMAN BEAT THE BIG EVIL MEANIE CHUD AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS AND THEN ALL OF FICTION CAME IN TOGETHER TO BEAT THE BIG EVIL INCEL CHUD YAAAASSSSSSSS
Why did Goku thank the Dragon Balls instead of the Dragons? What an asshole.
>>152090956bridgets a trans girl so of course she always wins :3
>>152090990No, it was established that Shenron can't affect people with higher powerlevelz than him.This limitation doesn't apply to other characters like Gomah
>>152090992>DaipaNot even close to canon. Bottom of the barrel least canon of them all.
>>152088351Vegeta.
>>152090987the most recent Dragonball series had them all get btfoed by a single wish.
>>152090989But enough about dragon ball >>152090999Sorry kiddo, that's how the game is played Blame your hero for not dreaming big like the actual multiversal characters
>>152091011Trvthnvke :3
>Cosmo! Wanda! I wish I was stronger than all of composite fiction!
>>152090921I didn't hear no bell
DCbros...
>Eternal Dragon damage the life support systems on the evil Saiyan's space balls>Nope, can't do it. Not powerful enough.>Eternal Dragon make me immortal so if my immensely powerful body is annihilated it will regenerate infinity >You got it!Was he evil?
>>152091002yes they can. They can't kill people directly, but they've hurt people every episode ever.
>>152090971No faction has real ftl to my knowledge so kind of.
>>152090921So that's why we don't see any Yugifags after his fight against Bowser...
>>152091025>Sorry kiddo, that's how the game is played. Blame your hero for not dreaming big like the actual multiversal charactersMy hero is Gandalf, BITCH.
Dream Depot contains the infinite dreams of the Marioverse.>b-but-This includes Plato.>b-but-Mario is SUPERIOR to Bowser who is SUPERIOR to the Dream Depot which is SUPERIOR to Platonic Concepts AND mathematics, as it contains them.>b-but-Done. The Marioverse solos Touhou.
>>152091031So? Bears are strong.
>both ben and swan said this was one of their favorite pitches and expressed interest in doing it for realSOON
>>152090967>Timmy is the same tier
>>152091032Think the word you were looking for was infinitely. Anyways we have only seen wished immortality from Super Shenron who is the second strongest character in the show, we don't know if immortality from the lesser Dragons is just as powerful in canon.
those fan battle fuckers suddenly disapperared
>>152091061>Timmy is 2-CMY FUARKING HERO!!!
>>152091045>All that just to equal ONE layer of the most basic TouhouCHAD wankDAMN! Mario now can lose to Cirno mid diff!
>>152090986because you can revive dbz characters without the use of wishes?
>>152091068>scarlet king killed the hosts in real lifeI'm scared....
>>152090811>Won so hard Superman destroyed Fraud Battle's spite video.
>>152091025>WEAKhouKratos solos.
>>152091061Actually, Bejita is FAR HIGHER.
Hey /dbg/, peep the new hierarchyKratos > Mario > Power Gap > Toonforce > Gurren Lagann > DC/Marvel > Everybody else >>>> Power Gap >>>> Dogshit >>>> Touhou >>>> Power gap >>>> Sonic = Deku
"YUGIOH! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!We...must be.....better card games. More empathetic, with slower gameplay that young players can easily approach and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk want to play, we must sit down, listen and learn how to properly give them representation on our cards. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.COME CLOSER, YGO. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, YGO #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!
>>152091074So? It's still a wish affecting them, your picks were just a bit random is all
>>152091072Boundless Mario scales above that though?
>>152091060Aladdin has Kingdom Hearts scaling so he wins. Fairies also have way more restrictions on them
>>152090999>THEY CAN DESTROY BUBBLES THAT ARE ACTUALLY SMALL MULTIVERSESThis is quite literally how 100% of all multiversal characters/feats work.You legit can't find a single "multiversal" character that has an actual multiversal on screen feat.It's always "This thing looks like X but it's actually a multiverse"
>>152091093Mario GAPES Kratos
>>152091082Post Bejita not have unprotected sex with multiple transwomen. Post Goku warning him that Earth doesn't have a cure for AIDS.
>>152091018>Cope Daima is the last series directed while Toriyama was alive. Bottom of barrel canon is DBS manga.
FUCK.OFF.
>>152091103How about the time Vilgax destroyed the Multiverse in Ben 10
>>152091111Why would Mario fight a better man?
>>152091081>FAGtosGet this Sunny Milk victim out of here.
>>152091124>>152091124>>152091124Move.
>>152091111...'s enemies for him because MARIO is KRATO'S VASSEL
>>152091094Yu-Gi-Oh really needs to be more approachable for new players, that shit is borderline hostile to newbies
>>152090836SCARLET QUEEN...WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
>>152091072>The multiverse has only 100 layers>Each universe is a single layerTouhou is looking pretty FINITE compared to Mario.
>>152091185S-SHUT UP!
>>152090971None of the WH40K characters are relevant to high level battleboarding save for GEoM, C'tans and Chaos Gods. And some really high level psykers
>>152091072>50 layers of sub-platonic concepts and mathematics fodder
>>15209097140k is all about trillions of foot soldier jobbers being thrown at each other, and the strongest beings in the setting are a bunch of gods that aren't even physically real, they're made up of feelings and shit in the warp
