Would you mind pointing those things in another direction?
>>152102309>hey don't block my shade>hold the lemonade>and maybeeee>someone could turn down the sun (sun, sun, sun)
Titty Monster Daria is one of my favorite heacanons /co/ has developed.
>>152104041you can't tell me Quinn doesn't pad
>>152103403>Hey (sun, sun, sun)>turn the sun down, turn the sun down>wheres jaws, when you need him?
>>152104126What's funny is that Jane is canonically straight, to the point that in the Summer Vacation movie she actively turns down a dyke's advances.
>>152104496that's not why she's taking the pictures.also that was incredibly gratifying to see. that college lesbos are really just fucking everybody to get ahead in life, and trying to manipulate younger girls. GOD that show ended up great.
>>152104482>a tsunami>would just be too grim>Oh no, don't say surf's up>I don't hang ten, in fact I hang none>Dig the undertow>Hurry up and rowMaybeeee someone could turn down the sun
>>152104512I respect the hell out of them for making Jane completely straight and sinking the Daria/Jane ship for good. Modern writers wouldn't be able to resist the urge to pander to yurishitters for ESG points.
>>152104784which is weird because with good close friends, you get 90% of what you're trying to get out of the gay (and the reason you want that in the first place is you never got that kind of love from your same-sex parent) anyway. So like, be content with that.
>>152104784Honestly I feel like people don't realize how much of a hoe Jane was. There's episode Janes casually slinks off to "hook up" with a guy that I'm pretty sure was banging. I think Tom was a guy who just assumed they were boyfriend after they hooked up which surprised Jane (at the time) And I'll say Quinn is a straight fucking player. I think she went through all the boys in her grade being a virgin. Probably funny how little experience she has considered the amount of "dates" she went on.
>>152104922ehhh she could have just been making out. people DO make out you know. Maybe a little fingerbanging.besides, it's her brother's bandmate and he's muscular and has cool hair, of course she's gonna take him for a ride. once she realizes he's as vapid as he seems, she loses interest and starts looking for a real boyfriend.and yes Quinn has definitely never given up more than a kiss. That's why despite seeing so popular with boys, she only has 3 real real sub-80-iq guys orbiting her.
>>152104922>And I'll say Quinn is a straight fucking player. I think she went through all the boys in her grade being a virginits because she likes the attention, she doesnt actually care about the guysits strongly implied that the tutor is the first real crush she has that isnt just her going through the motions
>>152104963which, as usual, is reallllly good social commentary from the show without having to come out and say it. Quinn's always been popular, so she's never put any thought into what actually comprises popularity, what it's good for, what boys are for.. never once questioned it, because thinking gives you wrinkles. But she actually IS smart, and realizes to her dismay that she was right, thinking hurts. but the alternative is being stuck in something meaningless, so.. she adapts. She'll probably grow up a lot like her mom, gently browbeating people into doing what she wants, but generally wanting good things like fair treatment and shit.
>>152104528Damn, love that singer whens he sings the theme and the summer song.I always thought it was Daria with Trents band, in canon, but they never did that idea.
>>152105442>heAnon.. Splendora is a girl group. and yes, they fucking rocked.>Daria with Trent's bandshe was too polite to tell them how lame she thought they were, which for Daria is saying something. She knows the difference between voluntarily ignorance, and just having kinda crummy taste.Sad thing is, Mystik Spiral's music was okay, but Trent couldn't sing for shit. Did anyone really want raspy, breathy talk-singing in place of actual singing? Y'know with a tune? Who does he think is he, Bob Dylan?
>>152105533Well Trent was lazy. I think they ask him to write a song and spend the episode asking if he's done which he never finish it. Basically showing Daria he wouldn't change.
>>152105565Yeah that episode was amazingbut in truth, I like Trent's lyrics. he has a great grasp of words and timing. he's just choosing not to sing. we know he CAN sing because he did that mainstream auto jingle once for cash (and was embarrassed about it).
>>152104784>Modern writers wouldn't be able to resist the urge to pander to yurishitters for ESG points.or maybe they just think they are cute
>>152105672I miss when things were just cute
>>152105442>>he>Anon.. Splendora is a girl group. and yes, they fucking rocked.Yeah, i know. I meant she, just was typing too fast. See where i left the "s"?>whens he singsAnd yes, yes they do rock.>Sad thing is, Mystik Spiral's music was okay, but Trent couldn't sing for shit. Did anyone really want raspy, breathy talk-singing in place of actual singing? Y'know with a tune? Who does he think is he, Bob Dylan?I mean, couldve sworn they had a crowd at most of their shows, but its been over 2 decades since I watched the show.>>152105565>>152105655Even with this info, Daria would be the one writing the lyrics to the song and I bet, depending on what the story of the episode would be, she'd get the courage with probably the help of Jane boosting her up.
>>152105533Ah, fucked that up^^^^But hopefully, you knew what I meant.
>>152105804Ohh I didn't see that. I thought maybe you were being a bit Skwisgaar. Yeah yeah my spacebar does that all the time. Fuckin full of hair..>they had a crowdfair. Lawndale is weird. It's kinda 3 or 4 different, somewhat-incompatible towns in one
>>152105816>Lawndale is weirdNeeds money. Principal decides to accept a sponsor. Sponsor in a cartoon fashion to keeps upping the anty. Brittany cheerleading costume is now a soda can. Meanwhile the principal has fully embrace soda, and by that I means slams mountain dew after mountain dew and ends up slamming all the soda machines with an axe full "jack Nicholson the shinning" Episode ends with the sponsor only doing one sign. The sign in question is on the whole roof that can be seen by planes.
>>152105816>SkwisgaarHa, thats a good ones.>>152105948PRINT IT, show it next week as a special.
>>152105948i guess it makes sense. like Jake and Helen are people who used to live in fucking Highland, but they worked hard and now they're movin' on up, to a place that definitely ACTS rich, and young people enjoy a pretty cushy lifestyle with a lot of allowance, but.... the town does seem to be kinda running out of steam and losing money, doesn't it
What did they mean by this?
>>152105986the school is a public school and it gets its funding from the governmentand education has received near constant cuts since the 80s, which is why their school is feeling the squeezeits also why "niche club is threatened by funding cuts" has been a near constant plot line in most cartoons, its just been the reality for a long timeas sleazy as it was to go to fizz cola for a sponsorship, its hard not to sympathize with mrs li on this one because they are running out of options
>>152106595I think the joke is that Beavis and Butt-head always want to score, and imagine themselves with these supermodels, but as teenagers, their far more likely potential sex partners are other teenagers, and Daria is one they don't find attractive but like, what if she came onto them. What the ass would they do?
>>152106597>education has received near constant cuts since the 80slollmao
>>152106625The weird thing is they spent zero time going after the only girls they had a chance with...who appeared in one episode...which was mostly about them trying to take a piss.
